"Alas, money, money, whether in the past life or in this life, why do you make this lord hate him so much?"

Wei Xiaobao, who walked out of the bar, shook his head gently, sniffed a wisp of aroma remaining between his fingers, sighed for a while, and then shrugged his thin shoulders in a dashing manner, and an expression of indifference appeared on his face, and quickly disappeared into the blurred night......

After leaving the bar, Xiaobao walked back to the small black house rented in his slum building with a little song, took out the key and reached into the lock and twisted it a few times, but the door still had its big black face full of holes, and it was obvious that he had been listed as the least persona non grata. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Under the light of the cold moonlight, the dark door seemed to be sneering coldly at Xiaobao, and he suddenly remembered that last month's rent had not been paid, and it must be the fat charter woman like a hippopotamus.

Walking out of the slums, Xiaobao took out the crumpled passbook from his pocket, and tore it hard, turning into a butterfly flying in the sky, floating in the wind.

After three years of hard work as a plasterer, he saved so much money, which was not enough for Xiaobao to soak in the second girl, and even the water and wine fees for the final breakup had to be paid by Mei Mei paper, living like this, Xiaobao couldn't help but despise the original stunned thing of this body again.

Looking at this cold concrete forest with red wine and red lights and overflowing desires, all this is so strange and so familiar. Xiaobao felt like a lonely soul wandering around at this time, and in a daze, he had unconsciously walked to the square in the center of the city.

At midnight, the loneliness was everywhere, recalling the indifference and snobbery of Mei Mei's paper when her heart fell into the eyes of money, Xiaobao couldn't help but float in her heart with a wisp of tenderness that seemed to be in another world, and her spirit was a little trance......

"Baby, if one day I drink the soup you boiled, forget everything, and then reincarnate, what will you do?"

"Xiaobao, I don't want you to drink this Meng Po soup, I want you to remember me for the rest of your life......"

Thinking of Meng Po's affection for herself that is higher than the sky and deeper than the sea, for a while, Xiaobao felt a lot of emotion in her heart!

Turning to think of the King of Jizo, he couldn't help but look at the sky, gritted his teeth and scolded loudly: "King Jizo who was thundered by the sky, didn't Lord Ben just soak your sister?" You don't need to put this lord to death, do you? Fuck, you can't be embarrassed by this lord, you just wait, if this lord returns to the underworld, he will definitely soak all your wives together, and put on seventeen, eighteen or nine green hats for you! ”

God seemed to be responding to his words, only to hear a "click", the dark night sky suddenly became snowy, countless lightning bolts entrenched the entire sky like silver snakes, and then there was a loud "boom", and a thunderbolt fell on the big tree next to Wei Xiaobao, which scared him a lot!

Xiaobao looked at the dark sky and couldn't help muttering: "Damn, it won't be so effective, isn't it just scolding you turtle bastard?" Just recruit the thunderbolt and slash this lord, what a stingy ghost. Uh, King Jizo seems to be a bachelor, what should I do? Forget it, anyway, his sister-in-law has already soaked in his hands, speaking of which, he is still the eldest brother of this lord, and he will not scold him in the future."

But before Xiaobao came back to his senses, the torrential rain had poured down like an open faucet, drenching him into a soup chicken, at this time he was actually very clear in his heart, seven days had come, and it seemed that the "Nine Absolute Heavenly Decline" life must have begun to play a role.

"Hmph, what kind of decay, we just don't believe in that evil, we must please the daughter-in-law of the tenth room, and live a good life for him!" Xiaobao remembered the words of the Nether Fairy, and no longer mentioned the name of King Jizo, and kept cheering himself up.

In September, the weather has gradually begun to get cold at night, and in the pavilion for visitors to rest in the square, Xiaobao's body is constantly swinging, and the cold wind and drizzle are coming, making him shiver and sneeze several times......

These days, I spend every day with Mei Mei's paper, and I have already spent all the money that the two people have been stunned for a few years of hard work, and I can't take out half of it in my pocket, and I secretly said at the moment: "My lord, how can I let this copper smell suffocate to death?" Gotta figure out some money and pay the damn rent tomorrow. ”

"Yo, this little brother, look at you, your face is blue from the cold, do you want to find a quilt to drill, warm and warm?"

Just when Xiaobao hollowed out his head and racked his brains for tomorrow's food and clothing problem, with the sound of a loud voice, a woman in a bright red robe and red high heels slowly walked towards him from the darkness.

"Click, Boom......"

There was a thunderclap, the silver snake danced, the snow-white thunder was as dark as it was bright, the woman's face was like a piece of white paper, there were no eyes, no nose, and the remaining bloody mouth seemed to be constantly coughing up blood......

"Hell!"

Xiao Bao snorted, his legs went weak for a while, and he muttered in his mouth: "King Jizo, you thousand-year-old turtle king bastard, didn't you just say a few bad things about you, you can't find a female ghost to scare Lord Ben." ”

"Yo, my little brother is really good at laughing, but people are cowardly and are scared by you." When the woman heard this, her body couldn't help but tremble, and her steps couldn't help but speed up a little.

When Xiaobao saw it, his face turned blue, and he trembled and said: "You, are you a human or a ghost, you, don't come here, this lord is not afraid of you, the old man of Hades is the master of this lord, and he is a tie buddy, you, you don't hurry up, otherwise, I will definitely let him send you into the eighteenth layer of hell!" ”

"What is a human being a ghost? Little brother, your words really hurt people's hearts, do people have to be so ugly and terrifying? Is it okay to be a beautiful girl with a living color? ”

Hearing this, Xiaobao patted his chest and breathed a sigh of relief, and said depressedly: "I said that...... It's not your fault that you look horrible, but it's your fault that you run out in the middle of the night to scare people. ”

By the light of the gazebo, I saw that the woman was wearing a bright red raincoat, the thick foundation and rouge on her face had become a mess through the rain, her nose was not like a nose, her eyes were not like eyes, and the lipstick on her lips was slowly seeping down with the rain.

"Little brother, are you frozen? Come to my house to take a hot bath, and then lie down comfortably in the bed, if not, it is easy to catch a cold, and...... They can provide you with special services. ”

Hearing what the woman said, Xiaobao couldn't help but secretly say in his heart: "I didn't expect that the current chickens are really dedicated, and they still ran out to solicit customers in such a heavy rain!" ”

As if remembering something, the little treasure thief's bright eyes rolled and asked, "On such a rainy day, let you girls run out to solicit customers, don't you have **** in your courtyard?"

There's no way, Lord Wei, who doesn't even have a place to live, is not even as good as a chicken now, so he wonders in his heart whether he should return to the most primitive old business.