"Get up, Zhang Wei and Ziqiao hurry up~!" In the messy box, Zeng Xiaoxian, who was woken up by the ringing, pushed the two people lying on the sofa and shouted: "Zhang Wei, if you don't get up again, you will miss your wedding, and your bride will be taken away." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Fortunately, Zeng Xiaoxian was very restrained last night. Don't get me wrong, it's not about drinking, it's about playing airplanes. Nima, last night Ziqiao really took a group of beauties to play an all-night flying chess, the tragedy is that he and Zhang Wei kept losing, and finally drank unconscious.

After those beauties left, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't handle the drunk two by himself, so he could only lie down and rest after setting the alarm clock. Fortunately, Zeng Xiaoxian set several alarm clocks last night, otherwise he might not be able to be woken up today.

"Hmm~~~ Don't make any noise, let me sleep again!" Zhang Weixu was pushed a little uncomfortable, waved his hand away from Zeng Xiaoxian's hand, turned around and continued to sleep.

"Nima, are you getting married or am I getting married?" Zeng Xiaoxian was now angry and laughed and said: "If you don't go then, the bride will run away with someone else, then you deserve it!" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had no choice, could only use a large cup to go to the bathroom and fill two cups of cold water, and then splashed them on the faces of the two.

"Ahh The water is coming, the flood is coming! Zhang Wei was sobered up instantly by Zeng Xiaoxian, and stood up abruptly and shouted: "Run, run, it's a big flood, I'm going to die!" ”

"Alright, stop!" Zeng Xiaoxian grabbed him, pointed to the door and said, "That's the toilet door, the gate is there!" ”

"Ah, okay, thank you!" Zhang Wei and Zeng Xiaoxian arched their hands, and began to prepare to run towards the gate again, shouting as they ran: "Run, it's a big flood, it's going to die~~~"

"Hairwater? Where? At this time, Zi Qiao also woke up. I don't know if I was woken up by Zeng Xiaoxian, or I was woken up by Zhang Wei's pig-like howl.

"Huh, you guys?" A night of hangover made Zhang Wei's memory a little blank, and it took a long time to point at Zeng Xiaoxian and shout: "You are Brother Zeng!" ”

"Please call me Brother Xian!" Nima, a night of hangover, this ghost name was pressed on himself again, and Zeng Xiaoxian was really drunk. Patting his forehead, Zeng Xiaoxian asked Zhang Wei again, "Do you remember what day it is?" ”

"What day?" Zhang Wei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with some confusion and said, "It won't be your birthday, I didn't prepare a gift!" ”

"Gift to your sister!" Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't stand it anymore, and began to burst into foul language: "Nima, today is your wedding day, you can't remember?" ”

"Ah!!h was reminded by Zeng Xiaoxian, Zhang Wei finally remembered, and hurriedly asked, "What time is it?" What time is it? What about my phone? ”

"Here!" Zeng Xiaoxian took out Zhang Wei's mobile phone in his pocket and said, "It's still early, you still have time, go and dress yourself up before picking up the bride." "Fortunately, Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes were quick last night, otherwise Zhang Wei would have thrown his mobile phone into the wine glass as he remembered.

"What about my phone?" At this time, Ziqiao on the side also asked, and he found that his mobile phone was gone.

"Uh... Your..."Zeng Xiaoxian pointed to the wine glass on the table embarrassedly, Ziqiao looked over and found that his mobile phone was already soaked in a wine glass full of wine.

"Ahh Who did this to you? Ziqiao looked at Teacher Zeng and said, "Teacher Zeng, is it you to be honest?" ”

"Well, that, it seems, it seems to be!" Zeng Xiaoxian said embarrassedly. He saw Ziqiao's mobile phone yesterday and remembered the NB of the copycat machine, and then he did an experiment and wanted to see it for himself, and the result was... Sure enough, TV is all a lie.

"Teacher Zeng, don't you know that mobile phones are not waterproof?"

"I saw that your brand was actually Phillips's, and I thought it was very water-based, so I tried it, but I didn't expect this product to be water-free at all!" Zeng Xiaoxian said innocently.

"Ann, Ann!" Seeing that Ziqiao still had a bitter face, Zeng Xiaoxian said to him again, "It's a big deal, I'll accompany you again." "Anyway, Zeng Xiaoxian is not very short of money now, and it is still trivial to buy a mobile phone.

"Teacher Zeng, it's not a matter of money, my phone has the phone numbers of those beautiful women last night." Ziqiao complained and said, "I've already aimed at several targets. ”

"Ah, that's it? Forget it, I originally wanted to give you the latest brand mobile phone!" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Ziqiao and said deliberately.

"Hey, don't mind!" Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian's words changed so quickly, Ziqiao hurriedly smiled and said to Zeng Xiaoxian: "Since the loss is irreparable, forget it!" As for the mobile phone, in order to keep your conscience from being condemned day and night by this matter, I reluctantly accepted it. ”

"Say no more!" Zhang Wei, who was completely ignored by the two, began to interject: "Can you two be reliable, I'm getting married today, and you're still wasting time here, and if you miss the auspicious time, I'll die miserably." ”

"Huh? I remember last night you didn't say that you said one, and your wife didn't dare to say two? ”

"Yes, my wife never talks nonsense, it's all between K!" Zhang Wei said helplessly.

"Ah, so miserable?" Ziqiao said in surprise: "Isn't that similar to Teacher Zeng?" ”

"What's the same as me?"

"Forget it, stop arguing! We're still in a hurry, and we'll talk about the rest as we walk on the road! Zhang Wei saw that the two were about to start again, so he could only interrupt them directly.

"Don't worry, I'm ready." Zeng Xiaoxian calmed the anxious Zhang Wei and said, "When you rented a car yesterday, didn't you ask me why I rented it for two days?" It's for today. ”

"Oh, yes! I didn't expect you to be so reliable, Brother Zeng! Zhang Wei heard Zeng Xiaoxian's words, and gently touched his shoulder with his fist, and said happily: "Hurry up, let's go and marry the bride together!" Ahh ”

"Zhang Wei, where do you live?" In the car, Zeng Xiaoxian said to Zhang Wei: "You look like this, you should go home and sort it out first, otherwise I dare to guarantee that the bride will definitely run away." ”

"I live in the company's staff dormitory..."

"Isn't it?" Ziqiao asked in disbelief on the side: "You are not only an orphan, but now you don't even have a house, which mother-in-law is blind and actually marries her daughter to you!" ”

"I..."

"Zhang Wei, you won't be maintained by a rich woman, right?" Ziqiao didn't give Zhang Wei a chance to speak, and continued to guess and said: "Or is your wife a super invincible dinosaur-level Qi Tiandayu?" ”

"Don't talk nonsense, his wife is still good-looking, and her figure is quite good!" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Ziqiao from the side and said.

"How do you know?" This time, the two of them turned around at the same time and asked Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Teacher Zeng, do you know my wife?" Zhang Wei continued: "That's not right, I haven't told you what my wife's name is. ”

"Teacher Zeng? You won't be ......" Ziqiao also said ambiguously on the side: "No wonder I think your recent pickling skills have grown rapidly!" ”

"Huh? Don't talk nonsense! So what, I guessed, guessed! Zeng Xiaoxian wiped the beads of sweat on his forehead and said, secretly thinking that he had almost exposed his stuffing by accident, and it seemed that he would have to pay more attention in the future.

was afraid that these two people would have to ask in depth again, so Zeng Xiaoxian no longer gave the two of them a chance, and directly interrupted them and said: "Okay, okay, don't talk about it, since you live in the dormitory, then we will go to your dormitory to clean up before going over to pick up the bride!" ”