Chapter 021: Murderous little police girl
"Bang!"
Xiaobao fell on all fours, dizzy, a pair of eyes stared at the boss, there was only a good pink and tender little Nene in his eyes, only to see that there was a very kava fungus pattern on it, and a few herbs quietly raised their heads, so cute and playful that they should not drop!
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In an instant, Xiaobao's eyes were straight, his head was no longer dizzy, his waist was not painful, and he was so fragrant to eat! Uh, wrong, it's not advertising time yet, it's the end of the chapter.
“……”
Even the screams that were about to be made were swallowed back into his stomach, and after a while, Xiaobao's mouth let out a dreamlike murmur: "It's so beautiful, it's so beautiful, it's so cute......"
The little police girl who came back to her senses, lifted her pants quickly with both hands, and when she turned to Xiaobao again, a pink face was instantly shrouded in dark clouds, wait, is this the rhythm of turning from pink to black?
The little police girl's cherry mouth snorted, and Xiaobao thought she was going to let out an inhumane scream, and immediately bounced off the ground with lightning speed, and covered her mouth with a handful.
"Shhhh Don't scream, uh, I'm not a bad ......" Speaking of this, Xiaobao himself felt a little embarrassed, Nima, people shh You're not a bad guy, so what are you hiding on the ceiling for?
"Ah......h
This time, the friends finally heard the miserable sound of killing pigs, don't get me wrong, Xiaobao didn't do anything with the little police girl, this is Xiaobao sent it!
I saw the little police girl grab Xiaobao's middle finger, and then swing her calf back, this action is a little familiar, wait, what is this trick called, oh yes, this trick is called flirting with yin legs!
"Bang!"
Xiaobao immediately felt a sadness, but before Xiaobao could react, the policewoman had already fallen over her shoulder and slammed Xiaobao to the ground, her eyes ...... Twinkle and twinkle, the sky is full of small stars, and it shines in the sky...... Uh, sorry, singing and singing, forgetting the words.
At this time, Xiaobao suddenly realized that he was a giant in action at all, and he liked to speak directly with his fists! Alas, although it's a little late, Xiaobao can still be a ghost, right?
"Dead pervert, even dare to take advantage of the old lady's advantage, and beat you stinky rascal to death!" What a fierce little police girl, she is simply a humanoid female tyrannosaurus.
Please, it looks like you're at most twenty wood, how do you call your mother? Is it okay for the lord to suffer a little loss and call himself a father?
The little police girl has lived for twenty years, and the fungus herself is embarrassed to look at it carefully, but now she actually shows Xiaobao a thoroughfare! So, the little police girl instantly turned into Ultraman, treating Xiaobao as a little monster, beating her snot and tears together, crying dad and calling mom......
Alas, you said that the lord was lying on the ceiling well, and he just wanted to be a quiet beautiful man, and he didn't provoke anyone, why did he carry it like this?
"Hey, police sister, don't fight, I'm going to shout for help if I hit me again!" Xiaobao hugged his head like a turtle, curled his body, and let out a feeble moan.
"You dead pervert......"
The little police girl had a pink face, raised two heroic eyebrows with infinite charm, and raised her bowl-like fists, uh, it's not Lu Zhishen punching the town of Guanxi, it's wrong to describe it!
It was the little police girl who raised her pink little fist, and seemed to remember something, and finally spared Xiaobao's dog's life. Wait, I'm Lord Wei, the wise and martial Lord Wei, how did I become a dog who was spared?
"Humph......"
If someone knows that he beat this big pervert in the bathroom, then it is still himself who suffers! So Tie Xinlan thought about it and decided to spare Xiaobao's dog life for the time being, and it would not be too late to brew it slowly when she returned to the bureau......
"Sister policeman, I really didn't mean it!" Xiaobao was bitter about the purple and blue face, but he was secretly proud in his heart: "What a beautiful fungus, such a lush grass, it's really worth it!" If all this could happen all over again, uh...... How many times have I beaten this lord, I have admitted it! ”
It's really a dead man who doesn't change, he doesn't remember what he eats, alas, it's really incurable!
"Let's go!"
Tie Xinlan took out a handcuff that blinded Xiaobao with a pair of titanium dog eyes, and with a "click", she handcuffed Xiaobao's hands and pushed Xiaobao out of the bathroom like a rolling wheel.
"What awaits the fate of Lord Ben? Detention fine or jail, oh my God, the lord is just unlucky to fall from the ceiling at the wrong time, you don't need to be so cruel to the lord, right? ”
For a while, Xiaobao's mind was full of thoughts, thinking about millions of possibilities and consequences, but there was no way for him to get out, cough, there was only one way left, that is, he died immediately, and then reincarnated again.
This is a good way, anyway, it is much easier to return to the underworld with Xiao Xuanzi to cover, but when he thinks of the ruthlessness of the King of Jizo, Xiaobao can't help but shudder, and finally completely becomes a lawbreaker who is willing to take revenge.
Between this spark, Xiao Bao's mind has turned three thousand seven hundred and eighty-one times, and he immediately made a decision in his heart, Xiao Bao's decision is very wise, at least in this case, it is definitely the most correct choice, that is......
I saw him holding his head in both hands, knelt down with a "swish", and then reached out and hugged Tie Xinlan's elastic pair of slender jade legs, rubbing her face against her jade legs, her nose twitched violently, and before she could react, Xiaobao's mouth had an earth-shattering cry.
"A wise and martial police sister! Immortal police sister, I ...... I'm really wronged! I'm just an electrician who came to check the lines! ”
Nima, what time is it, is there such a dedicated electrician as you? Also, what's the matter with the bundle of banknotes that fell from the electrician, is it that the repair cost has risen sharply now?
"I ...... My 108-year-old mother is still waiting for me to buy supper and go back, policeman's sister, you can be kind, do a good job, and let me go. "Xiaobao cried so badly! If someone who doesn't know the inside story hears it, they think his mother is dead.
Uh, wait, one hundred and eight? Lord Wei, could it be that your mother Wei Chunhua gave birth to you when she was almost ninety years old? Please, even if you want to talk nonsense, there's no such!
Tie Xinlan, who had never been in contact with a man in her body, was suddenly hugged by Xiaobao's thighs, and the scum rubbed against the **** from her thighs. In addition, Xiaobao's greasy and slippery snot and saliva kept gushing out, and it flowed down along her pants......
For a while, she couldn't help but feel ashamed and angry in her heart, her delicate little face turned red, but she had no way to take Xiaobao, a scoundrel.
"Dead pervert, let me go!"
"Don't let me go, unless you promise to let me go, or I won't let me go if I die......"
Tie Xinlan gritted her silver teeth, pulled out the pistol on her waist violently, her voice was a little colder than the cold winter ice slag, and shouted: "You dead pervert, you want to die, right?" The old lady counts one, two, three, if you don't let go, then the old lady will fulfill you today! ”
Tie Xinlan's murderous voice made Xiaobao's scalp explode, and said secretly: "Hey, the plot doesn't seem right, this is the rhythm of the gods?" ”
When he looked up, he saw that the black muzzle of the gun was facing his head, Xiaobao's face immediately turned pale, and cold sweat was like tiles on the wall during the return of the tide in April......