Chapter 013: The Rhythm of the Pit to the Dead
Xiaobao, who came back to his senses, immediately realized that he had lost a lot, Nima, do you still need to ask such a childish question? Wasted a free opportunity, can you not lose?
However, the mechanical voice directly ignored Xiaobao's wish, and continued: "The merit exchange system is completely different from other magic weapons, it is refined by the Jizo King Bodhisattva with great merits, so it needs to consume the corresponding merits every day to maintain the operation......"
"Given that the issue is a bit complicated, the question is included free of charge. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" Hearing that there was still a question of free delivery, Xiaobao breathed a sigh of relief, and felt a lot more balanced in his heart.
"The merit exchange system is divided into nine layers according to the standard of the ninth generation of good people, and the items exchanged for each layer will be upgraded accordingly, if the merit accumulated by the master can reach the standard of the tenth generation of good people, then the master will become an immortal and become a Buddha, and truly take charge of the merit exchange system, rewarding and punishing the human world!"
Become an immortal and become a Buddha, this ...... It's true? But Xiaobao can only think about it in his heart, it is too much, too terrifying to accumulate the merits needed by the ten generations of good people, this little treasure still has self-knowledge, and he does not believe that he can become a good man of the tenth generation one day.
However, Xiaobao was still happy in his heart, thinking that with the magic weapon of the Divine Horse Merit Exchange System refined by King Jizo, he could walk sideways like a big crab, who knows......
A mechanical voice rang out at an inopportune time: "Don't forget that when the merit accumulated by the master can't keep the merit exchange system running, the soul will be scattered and the smoke will be gone!" ”
When Xiaobao heard this, his face turned green, Nima, how can there be such a magic weapon, Xiaobao calculated the merits he had accumulated, even if he didn't change anything, he could only barely live for more than 180 days, and then he turned to ashes! This is clearly to play the rhythm of the dead lord.,Hey,Can you return it?
The mechanical voice replied, "No! This is the second question......"
It's really a dog, it's a big loss, Lord Wei has never suffered such a big loss, his brain is like a small treasure, he doesn't dare to ask questions anymore, such a tricky merit exchange system, the last question must be used in the key place!
After digesting the messy thoughts for a long time, Xiaobao pondered in his heart for a long time, and decided not to open the three Shenma options first. Hey, there's no way, it's a small life, and such a little merit is not enough to toss a few times!
For a while, Xiaobao was like riding a roller coaster, tossed by this magic horse merit exchange system, he was exhausted, and the whole person fell asleep groggily......
"Hehehehe, come and see, this person is so strange, such a big person is not ashamed, and he still has a bare ass."
"Wow, what a big bird, I don't know when my little bird will grow so big......"
"There's a new Brother Sharp in the square, let's go and call the police uncle."
A laughing children's voice sounded, Xiaobao slowly woke up, rubbed his eyes, and saw a few children around him covering their mouths and laughing, pointing at him. He looked at himself suddenly, and couldn't help but be scared out of white hair......
It turned out that Xiaobao had thrown the bath towel aside at some point, and under the bright sunshine, the snow-white body was white. Well, that little treasure is standing high in the rising sun, nodding at him constantly!
Xiaobao was startled, and he was completely sleepy at the moment, and quickly wrapped the bath towel in his lower body, and in the surprised eyes of passers-by, he ran away with a cigarette, panicked, and knocked down several garbage cans, and the silent square was immediately pierced by the sound of "clang".
At the same time, a mechanical voice sounded in Xiaobao's mind again: "Destroy public property, deduct fifty-six points of merit...... 18,648 merits remaining! ”
"Nima, if you don't want to knock down a few garbage cans, you have to deduct merit, is there such a magic weapon to trick people?" Xiaobao was stunned, what kind of broken merit exchange system is this, it is clearly the rhythm of wanting to pit him to death!
At this moment, a sharp whistle shook Xiaobao's eardrums, and he looked back in amazement, only to see an old woman wearing a red hoop on her arm, flying towards him, and in an instant, the whole person had been intercepted in front of him.
The silver-haired old lady actually had such a terrifying speed, which made Xiaobao almost think that it was the master's nine difficulties that had inspired the magic and changeable footwork......
"You little bastard! The trash cans in the square were all knocked over by you, right? Don't think about it, the old woman's eyes haven't dazzled yet, but she really saw it just now! The old woman's face was full of righteousness, and she crossed her waist and asked.
Xiaobao nodded in astonishment, and said curtly: "Uh, this lady, I, I didn't mean it......"
"Don't find any more reasons to fool the old woman, even if you find 1,800 reasons today, don't try to excuse yourself, you have nothing to say, destroy public property, fine!"
"Auntie, do you see the money on me? In addition to this wrapped bath towel, there are only a few hairs on the body, auntie, do you want it? ”
"You little rascal who kills a thousand knives and mass graves, even the old woman is teasing you, you, you wait...... The security team is here, and the old woman will definitely let the security team arrest you and go to the police station today! ”
Xiaobao's expression froze suddenly, and then he pointed behind the old woman, his expression suddenly became terrifying, and he immediately screamed: "Someone is robbing with a gun, everyone run!" ”
When the old woman heard this, her body shook violently, only to hear a "whoosh", and the whole person had run out of a hundred meters away, and when she looked back, she suddenly scolded: "You cunning and shameless little rascal, stop for the old woman, don't run, don't run!" ”
And Xiaobao had already run away without a trace, and in the remaining air, only the smell of the old woman who had become charred by anger remained......
Along the way, Xiaobao kept dodging the surprised gazes of passers-by, and walked on the street blankly like a headless fly. Dejected, he feels like a 250 now, or the king-size kind!
Alas, Lord Wei, who has always taken advantage of others and is too wise and martial, could not have imagined that after 250 years of reincarnation, he would end up in such a humiliating and conspicuous end! In a trance, his ears seemed to ring with the extremely proud laughter of King Jizo.
Xiaobao felt a burst of incomparable grief and indignation in his heart, and said with gritted teeth: "Damn, look at your little appearance, you just wait, this lord will definitely not let you be proud!" ”
Deal...... Deal! Uh, it seems that no matter what you do, you can't help the king of Jizo, forget it, it's a big deal that the lord dies to show him, anyway, there is a big thick leg of Xiao Xuanzi in the underworld, if you live so sinned, it's really better to die!
Of course, the world is much stronger than the ghost place in the Netherworld, at least there are beautiful girls everywhere, besides, Xiaobao doesn't want to just go back to the Netherworld to gnaw candles and eat fragrant ashes all day long.
After thinking about it for a while, Xiaobao decided to go back to the small black house rented by the original Ertun first, find out what this magic horse merit exchange system was, and then make other plans......
PS: Don't say it, the merit exchange system that cheats so much and tosses Xiaobao so much that it doesn't want is a golden finger, what should I do? Yes, this requires friends to collect and recommend, and support a lot, so that Xiaobao can rise!