Chapter 2: Accepting ridicule
As soon as I arrived at work on Monday, I saw a red invitation on my desk. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Liang Cheng got married, seven marriages in one department this year, Liang Cheng entered the siege of marriage, and the whole department was left with only Yin Cai like a single, not to mention the mixed tastes, and the money thrown out was like looking for a needle in a haystack, and I don't know when to take it back.
Someone gets married every day, and someone receives a red invitation every day, probably because of the forced marriage of his parents.
"Hey, did you get the text message?" Liang Cheng held the cup and said, "You kid mute your phone?" ”
Yin Cairu just remembered that the phone was turned off last night. He turned on his mobile phone and received a text message from Liang Cheng, asking him to be his best man. After reading the text message, he shook his head again and again: "The seven bachelors in the unit, except for me, you all ask me to be the best man without exception, what does this mean?" Knowing that I don't have a girlfriend who deliberately chills me? ”
"Brother, you think about it too much, where can you find a promising young man like you who is out of the mud and not stained, and who has good thoughts and morals?" Liang Chengle said, "It's our honor to ask you to be the best man, don't shirk, otherwise I'll be in a hurry with you." ”
Liang Cheng walked away leisurely with the cup, and half a sentence of time to fight back was not allowed to be Yin Cairu.
"Red envelopes are less money than others, one is more than one Huang Shiren." Gloomy like talking to oneself. If a single person meets a married person, it is called a time not to wait, either not to get married, or to get married one after another within a year. How many good days throughout the year, the great ancestors left us not only brilliant cultural relics, but also a thick yellow calendar.
Since then, "best man professional" has become the title of the crown of the head. Face is a man's capital, the capital is gone, play a fart, all morning, Yin Cai is like nothing to do, thinking about how to write a resignation letter. Of course, when to resign is a question mark, and the resignation letter is also written secretly.
On Tuesday, there is no beautiful scenery only on a good day, the sun is warm, the spring breeze is forgiving, and there is no bird song and there seems to be the fragrance of flowers. As a complete best man, with a tie and a suit and shiny leather shoes, it is not his day that is better than his day.
"Big brother, you are the best man, not the groom." Liang Cheng was ashamed of himself.
"Out of pure respect."
"I got it, let's swap our outfits and get double the red envelope."
"Feel free, just be happy." Yin Cai is as relaxed as his mouth, but embarrassed in his heart. The best man is not guilty, but he is a single crime!
On the way to pick up relatives, Yin Cai really wants to listen to songs to express his closed emotions, Lin Zhixuan's "Single Love Song" is good.
In the villa area of the East Ring Road, an asphalt road with a secluded path, a group of luxury cars stopped in front of the No. 21 house number.
Liang Cheng got out of the car, cleared his throat, straightened his back, and held ninety-nine blue roses in his hands. The iron gate of the villa slowly opened, and the courtyard was deserted and there was no one to be seen.
Liang Cheng walked to the middle of the courtyard and shouted at the second floor: "Li Jia, I love you, marry me!" ”
"Come in!" The voice of the bridesmaid came from the second floor.
The door of the living room was hidden, Liang Cheng pushed the door open, went directly to the second floor, followed by a large group of people, Yin Cairu followed him closely, saying that the best man was actually a follower.
Liang Cheng knelt on one knee, Li Jia was sitting on her lap, and she accepted ninety-nine blue roses.
"Marry me!"
"Okay, hug me."
Liang Cheng hugged Li Jia and said in his ear: "It's time for you to lose weight." ”
Li Jiajiao unscrewed his ears drippingly: "I hate it!" ”
"Jiajia, I'm sorry, I'm late." Wei Ying hurried over, apologetic. Yin Cairu stood next to Liang Cheng and happened to see her, the two looked at each other, nodded politely and asked each other hello.
This guy is really weird and always late. The second chance encounter with Yin Cairu's impression of Wei Ying was nothing more. But Wei Ying didn't think so, she felt that this could be met, not fate. wants to be more natural and happy than the embarrassment of Yin Cairu, Wei Ying.
Liang Cheng's wedding was held in a four-star hotel in East Ring, and more than 30 tables of guests and friends gathered together to witness the couple holding the hand of their son and growing old together.
Yin Cairu sat under the stage, kept looking at the emcee on the stage, the hair on the old man's forehead had fallen out, but he spoke one by one, with a lot of good words, and he couldn't finish shooting. All the good things have been said, and the words have been fulfilled. Who knows how many pairs of newcomers died in his mouth. It's not pleasure to listen to him, it's a joke to see how he looks.
The master of ceremonies said suddenly: "Before that, at the request of the groom, his best man was invited to the stage. Yin Cairu craned his neck and thought he had heard it wrong, but everyone who knew him stared at him. Under the eyes of everyone, Yin Cai was like a bad face, and he walked on stage hard.
"Mr. Yin is dignified, a handsome guy." The master of ceremonies boasted, "As a colleague and good buddy of Sina, what do you want to say to your good buddy on this happy day today?" The master of ceremonies pointed the microphone into Yin Cairu's mouth, and he said without thinking: "I wish them a happy marriage and an early birth of a precious son." ”
"The groom said you're still single, right?" The master of ceremonies asked.
"Life is short, marriage needs to be cautious, he met someone who is destined, and I am still waiting, his luck is better than mine."
Liang Cheng motioned to the master of ceremonies to give him the microphone, and he took the microphone and faced more than 30 tables of guests: "Parents, fathers-in-law, aunts and uncles, uncles and aunts, if you have unmarried girls around you, please be sure to introduce this colleague and my good buddy to me, so that he can get off the list as soon as possible, strive for love, and finally get married, thank you." Liang Cheng solemnly bowed deeply.
Yin Cairu is as pale as his face and stupid.
The bride Li Jia snatched the microphone from Liang Cheng's hand: "I invited my bridesmaid Wei Ying to the stage." ”
Li Jia hugged Wei Ying and introduced: "This is my bridesmaid and my best friend, she is still unmarried, I think they are very suitable, why don't you be together!" ”
There was a burst of laughter from the audience.
Li Jia handed the microphone to the emcee, and the emcee took the microphone and said: "Today this couple is the most enthusiastic young man I have ever seen, and I don't forget to be a matchmaker when I get married. ”
Liang Cheng smiled evilly and made a look, which seemed to mean: You see that buddy is righteous enough!
"Okay, it's not early, look at the food on the plate, the master leads the door to practice in person, please give the best man and bridesmaid a little time to communicate privately, the protagonist on the stage today is still the bride and groom."
Yin Cairu walked off the stage with his head down and kept drinking water, his face was pale, his eyes were oozing anger, he went to the toilet halfway, and never returned, his red envelope not only had a share of money but also a note left for Liang Cheng: "Good intentions, get married, live your life, have your children, and have something to discuss in the future, doing bad things with good intentions and doing good things with bad intentions are two different things."
Li Jia sat on the bed and opened Yin Cairu's red envelope, and saw the note he left: "He is an old man in your department, he won't give you small shoes to wear, right?" ”
"I can't tell, the dog is still jumping off the wall, you know why he doesn't have a girlfriend, right?" Liang Cheng sighed, "You also have to arrange this play, and your best friend Wei Ying is too scheming." ”