I put on a bad attitude, sat down on the table with my legs crossed, and gave him a harassing, picky look. I controlled my voice and said arrogantly www.biquge.info "You're the miraculous Minamito Suke, right?" I thought I could look like something, but today I look like a human. ”

Nando gritted his teeth and ordered the little white rabbit, "Ask her what her name is." ”

"Eighteen Niang, what's your name." The little white rabbit obediently passed the word.

"Otaku Eighteen...", Minami Tosuke repeated my name, and of course I didn't give him a chance to finish.

"Yo," I interrupted him, "Let me introduce myself, I'm Zhai Eighteen Niang, a student who transferred yesterday, and I'm currently in Class 8 of the second grade." The thing I hate the most is that humans who think they are high above and don't have a favorite thing. I paused and continued, "I'm polite to ask you now, what's your name, handsome guy, shouldn't you introduce yourself." ”

Minami Tosuke took a breath, tried to calm down, returned to the state of a noble son, and said, "I am ......"

"Nan Tosuke, who is in the first class of the second year, is known as the 'gorgeous noble son', but he actually thinks that he is an all-round young master who knows everything. The character is arrogant and conceited, the favorite thing is himself, and the most hated thing is stupid human beings. I interrupted him again.

"It's not." Minami argued, "I'm not narcissistic, and I don't hate humans. ”

"Ahh I pinched my chin and smiled evilly, "Dear young master, did I say that you are narcissistic?" Did you say you hate humans? I'm just saying you like yourself. I held up a finger and said, "At the end of the last century, there was a narcissistic theorem, and everyone loves the most is themselves, and to love them no matter how much they are a means of loving themselves." ”

"What doctrine is this? I've never heard of it. Nanto suke said, he looked at me suspiciously, "You made it up, right?" ”

"Young Master Nanto, in fact, like you, I hate stupid humans." I said solemnly, "It's better to say that I hate ignorance, superstition and backwardness." I believe that you are the same, and hope that the light of knowledge and wisdom will shine on the earth, eliminate barriers and inequality, and let the flowers of harmony bloom in every corner. ”

"You're trying to change the subject, aren't you?" Minami said, "Who came up with the narcissistic theorem you said? ”

"The narcissistic theorem." I said, "This is a theorem that is not accepted by the world, because the selfish nature of human beings, the hypocritical mind, does not allow them to face the depths of their souls, their own inner world." Because of this, I am inspired to write a reform paper that clarifies this theorem more profoundly. I won't name this person until it's accepted by the world. What is the meaning of a name without glory? ”

"Hypocrisy." Minami Tosuke pouted gracefully, indicating that he thought I was talking nonsense.

"Hypocrisy, what a good word. I believe that Nando-kun also likes this word very much. I secretly said to the game assistant: help me check the meaning of "hypocrisy".

"Hypocrisy: insincere, inconsistent. Example sentence: The eighteenth lady of the house is very hypocritical, don't believe what she says. ”

"You are hypocritical, and only hypocrites love hypocrisy." Minamito replied.

Damn, I held my forehead helplessly, and I was actually said by the two of you. One of them was a little assistant, and I was so devastated. Now the little white rabbit is standing stupidly, and there is still an angel to end this conversation.

"Are you having a headache? Is it because you have nothing to say? Minami finally smiled smugly.

It's still pretty good when you laugh. I looked at the neat white teeth in distraction, I knew that my gaze was blurred in this state, immersed in my own world, expressionless, and dignified.

"Who am I? Where do I come from? Where am I going? I recited word for word.

"Cut, the ultimate interrogation? It's boring stuff. Although Minami Tosuke showed disdain, he still showed a thoughtful expression.

"No, Minami. What I say is only to explain what hypocrisy means. I said in an unfathomable way, "Because I can't explain exactly, a thousand people have a thousand answers in their hearts." ”

"You're a hypocrite right now." Nando said angrily.

Alas, you're right again. "yes, you already understand hypocrisy, right?" I said, "Does the little white rabbit get it too?" ”

"I feel like I don't know anything. I understand every word you say, but I don't understand it when you put it together. The little white rabbit raised his head in confusion, looking confused.

"The antonym of hypocrisy is sincerity, and sincerity is well understood." I said, "For example, now that I'm hungry and I want to eat a bento, I'll be anxious if anyone doesn't let me eat it." I opened the bento box and praised the night and the day, the rations given to mankind. I'm moving! ”

"Little White Rabbit, you remember that this man is sick, and he has to pray strangely even when he eats. Maybe a follower of some cult. I don't want to be so close to neuropathy. Minami took a few steps back.

"Nanto-senpai, should we get out of here?" The little white rabbit asked.

"No, it's obvious that she came uninvited." Nan Husuke suddenly realized: "Zhai Eighteen Niang, you just said that messy and unknown things, is it just to eat here." ”

Silence, silence.

"Do you only eat when you eat?" Minamitosuke watched me for a moment, making sure I didn't mean to speak. He turned to the white rabbit and said, "Why haven't I bought my bento yet?" Why is Tsubaki-kun so slow. ”

"Sorry, Kosuke, I'm late!" Before the words fell, Tsubaki Zuosuke held three boxes of bento and rushed to the rooftop with a sunny face.

"It's so slow to buy a bento. And don't call me Kosuke. Minami Tosuke took a box of bento, "Let's eat too, you've already affected my meal time, unreliable guy." ”

"Sorry, the bento you asked for today just sold out. I'll wait for them to make it. Tsubaki saw me and said, "Hey, why are Otaku-sans here?" ”

I continued to eat.

"Leave her alone, she won't say a word as soon as she gets into the foodie state." Nantosuke glanced at me and said, "You see, I said she was a pig and she wouldn't say a word. Hey, Otaku Eighteen Niang! You're really ready not to say a word. ”

I chewed and swallowed the last bite of my meal, cleared my throat, and said, "It was Nanto-san who agreed for me to eat lunch here, which is to answer Tsubaki-kun's question." In addition, I would like to express my extreme dissatisfaction and protest against the extremely disrespectful behavior of Nanhu students just now. My actions strictly follow the teachings of the ancient Chinese sage Confucius, 'Eat without saying or sleeping'. You have probably heard the saying 'half a sentence conquers the world'. If you still don't show respect for this, I will use my aura to turn you into a kind. ”

"It's half of the Analects that rules the world, right? You said that on purpose. The purpose was to pique my interest. Minami said, "I won't talk to you again, I promise." ”

"Hey, you're getting along pretty well." Tsubaki said, "I wanted to ask Otaku what kind of delicious fried rice she was going to make in the afternoon, but she didn't say a word at all now." ”

"Pretending to be a mysterious guy." Minami Tosuke angrily bites on a steak.

"You can't say that. Maybe the otaku cooking skills are really good? At least she must be better than all the students in our class. "I really hope that our class can run a tea restaurant." Otaku, did you make your own bento? Doesn't that look good? ”

I nodded.

"If you can't speak, you just nod your head, you can just use sign language." Minami Tosuke said sarcastically.

"Well, it's rice, fried eggs, fish pieces, shredded potatoes and fried chilies, and meatballs. What kind of balls? Meatballs or Fish Balls? ”

I shook my head, it was pureed vegetables and meatballs with shrimp.

"Isn't it? Can I taste one? Tsubaki continued.

I nodded. Tsubaki Zuosuke Shunshun took away a ball.

"It's a very special taste, with the smell of shrimp and the fragrance of the food. Sure enough, I made it myself, and there was no such delicious thing sold outside? Tsubaki Zuosuke looked at it reluctantly after eating, "Hey, Eighteen Niang." Why don't we swap the side dishes? I'm tired of eating this kind of bento sold outside every day, and you're a new classmate, so why don't you try our bento here. You see, I haven't moved, and you can't speak anyway, so I'll take you by default. "Saying that, Tsubaki Sasuke changed his bento side dish for me." Thank you so much. ”

This strategy should have been successful, Tsubaki Sasuke replaced the dishes I made, and then most of them were eaten by Minamitosuke. Looking at his expression, there is no dissatisfaction, and no dissatisfaction is not bad.

"I'm done." I put the bento box in order.

"Can you talk when you're full?" Minami Tosuke obviously ran on me.

Cut, who said that tsundere is very cute. Apparently he ate most of my dishes, but he didn't say a good word.

"Sister Otaku." The little white rabbit looked at me with blank eyes.

"Didn't the little white rabbit eat it?" I said, "Wait a minute, my sister will make fried rice for you." ”

"What's so good about fried rice." Nantosuke didn't forget to hit me everywhere.

"Don't underestimate fried rice, fried rice is fundamental to evaluating a chef. How many types of fried rice are there in the world? ”

"So I don't have to answer the question." Minami said Suke.

"There are hundreds of them, right?" Tsubaki Sasuke hurriedly said.

"What about you, White Rabbit?" I turned to the White Rabbit.

"Probably more, right?" The little white rabbit is trying to think of the answer, he can't be counting, right?

"When it comes to how many types of fried rice there are in the world, the correct answer is two. One is fried rice without soy sauce and the other is fried rice with soy sauce. ”

"It's obviously not funny at all! You are simply disgusting! ”

"Thanks for the compliment."

"After the voting results of all the students in Class 8 of the second year and the comments of our school's Minami Tosuke. Zhai 18 Niang won the second year 8 class, the champion of this year's King of Chef Special Competition. Everyone applauds and welcomes! The head of the class took the lead in applauding, and I stood on the podium in a daze, looking at the classmates in the audience.

You're not going to be more shameless than me, are you? Obviously, there are several people, but I am the only one! Let me fry more than a dozen catties of fried rice by myself, and then you all ate it. I saw Minami Tosuke smiling proudly on the side! It's so damn to laugh, he wants to tell me that I'm going to challenge the endless fried rice at the academy festival, right?

I really miss high school in the Celestial Empire, really, I swear.

"Classmate Ota, do you have any acceptance speeches, just say a few words?" After the squad leader finished speaking, he handed me the podium.

"I'm very happy today." I said, "I'm not happy because I've won the honor, it's your passion for fried rice that gives me a glimpse of the future of fried rice." Do you think I make fried rice? ”

"It's delicious—"

"Do you want to make fried rice that tastes just as good?"

"Think-"

"Do you know how many types of fried rice there are in the world?"

"I don't know—"

It's good to cooperate, and it's really stronger than Nantosuke. But Minami looked at me in surprise, he wouldn't think I still wanted to tell a bad joke, would he? If I accidentally get my head squeezed by the door, it's almost half likely.

"In fact, today's fried rice is not my highest level, my highest level is my unique fried rice, the love fried rice of the Eighteen Niang." I said, "So, no one can count how many types of fried rice there are in the world." As long as you have a love for fried rice and a slow heart, you will be able to master your own fried rice, and that is your love fried rice! ”

"Really?"

"Of course it's true. With different ingredients, there are different fried rice. The softness and hardness of the rice represent the different intentions of the cook. Do you have anyone in particular who you want to cook for him? ”

"There's—"

"Then please join the ranks of love fried rice! We will speak our minds with our fried rice. ”

"Will you teach us how to make fried rice?" A girl asked.

"Of course." I said in a seductive tone, "I will teach the skills of cooking to those who need it." That is to say, I will guide you hand in hand until you become a teacher. ”

"Hey, do you want to build a club?" The squad leader came out and asked me.

"Yes, the Captive Society of Gourmet Food." I say.

"Is it the Love Fried Rice Club?"

"Love Cooking Club, because I don't just know how to make fried rice." I say.

Diary of the second day of the 100-day siege: Today I attracted his attention with food. However, before the official academy festival, I will find a few people to replace me with fried rice.

Diary of the third day of the 100-day capture: Everything is going well today, come on.

From today, it is a college festival with a piano performance by Minamitosuke. I can sit in the first row and enjoy it up close. You can take a good look at how much talent he has?

Handsome guy plays the piano and wears a tuxedo. The sound of the piano is like jade, and the fingertips shine together. To be honest, I don't have much love for the art of music, I don't even listen to songs. It's just that Minami Tosuke is sitting in front of the piano, his whole person's aura seems to be purified, and his face is soft and calm. Playing was not just a play for him, but a sacred treat. From the first syllable flowed from between his fingers, the frenzied scene fell silent, and everyone listened to the sound of the piano, soothing the tired and restless soul.

I was obsessed, at least while he was playing. The light of the venue shone on him, so bright, that in a trance he merged into the light, and I got a brief peace.