CHAPTER XXXVI

The first of the three mountains in the south, it is called the mountain of Tianyu. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoThere is a lot of water under it, so you can't go up. Five hundred miles east of the mountain that prayed, there are many gold and jade on it, there are many rhinos and many elephants under it, there are birds, its shape is like [Jiao Bird] and the white-headed three-legged human face, its name is called Qu Ru, and its song is also called by itself. The water flows out of the Yan, and the south flows into the sea. Among them, there is a tiger jiao, its shape is a fish body and a snake tail, its sound is like a mandarin duck, the eater is not swollen, and can have hemorrhoids.

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Good mountains and good waters, standing on the green mountains and beautiful waters, the temple itself is a quiet place for self-cultivation, but in recent years, there are often loud voices during the explosion, startling countless birds and beasts.

However, everyone in the world knows Tianyu Mountain, but they don't know where Tianyu Mountain is. Or some idlers are looking for a picture here, and ask the villagers under the mountain: "Uncle, dare to ask where this [Tianyu Mountain] is!" ”

The fellow herbal tea shook his fan and replied with a smile: "There is only [Pig's Head Mountain] here, but I have never heard of [Tianyu Mountain]!" ”

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"Wakaba, hand out!" Li Jing had a straight face, and a pair of sharp eyes looked tepidly at the young woman in front of him who was like a petite teenager.

"Huh?!" Ruoye was startled, his face highlighted a look of fear, and he said softly: "Master, master......"

"Stick out!"

Wakaba struggled for a while, but finally gritted his teeth and stretched out his slender little hand.

Otherwise, it would be bad to wait for Li Jing, an old-fashioned old man, to become really popular!

Li Jing stretched out his well-maintained wheat-colored hand, held Wakaba's small hand from the back, and said, "Do you know what's wrong?!" ”

Wakaba looked confused: "...... Disciples, disciples don't know! ”

Li Jing silently inserted his right hand into his waist and took out the ring ruler pinned to his waist.

"It's wrong !! in vain"

"What's wrong?" An expression of "Ruzi can be taught" appeared on Li Jing's face, and the raised ring ruler was put down again.

"It's wrong...... It's ...... wrong" Wakaba blinked his eyes, and suddenly tilted his head and spit out his cute little tongue, "The fault is that I'm better than the second senior brother?!" ”

Li Jing: "......"

Pig's head: "......"

Then......

"Ouch——!" A cry of pain resounded throughout the [Pig's Head Temple].

Li Jing's forehead was slightly bruised, and the inky black ring ruler in his hand slapped Wakaba's palm fiercely, leaving a shallow red mark.

Although Wakaba was in pain, he didn't dare to pull his hand and escape.

Well...... It's not that I don't dare, it's just that I don't feel like I should do it. I have to say that as a Chinese, in terms of respecting teachers, Wakaba is a very qualified and good student.

"Wakaba!"

"Yes, master."

"Since you don't know what you're doing wrong, then the teacher will tell you personally: First, you compare swords to swords, and suddenly take out the [Tiangang Thirty-six Changes] cheats to do things that swordsmen don't do!"

"Smack——! A foot down, Wakaba's palm suddenly had a red silk.

"Hiss——!" Wakaba gasped in pain.

"Second, [Tiangang Thirty-six Changes] is a precious secret book for me, since your senior brother has passed it on to you, you should cherish it, and it is unbearable to be used as a brick to shoot people!"

Smack——!

"Woohoo!" Wakaba's aching grin.

"Third, why do you call the senior brother the second senior brother, talking nonsense, and committing the following crimes, don't you know that [the eldest brother is the father]?!"

Seeing that the ring ruler was about to fall, Wakaba couldn't help but hurriedly said, "Wait a minute! ”

"Huh?! What, you're not convinced?! ”

"Yes, in vain!" Wakaba said with a stiff neck.

"Why not?! Is it a sword match? Or is it a treasure book? ”

"Neither!"

"That's the last title!"

"That's right! He is the second senior brother! ”

"Why? Why are you so obsessed with calling Tou'er the second senior brother! ”

"Everyone on the earth knows that he is the second senior brother!"

Li Jing: "......"

Pig's head: "......"

Suddenly, Li Jing's forehead was bruised, and the ring ruler was raised.

When Ruoye saw it, he was shocked, and hurriedly said: "Master is angry, second senior brother, please persuade the master!" ”

Pig's head: "......"

When Li Jing heard this, he was even more angry, and shouted: "It's really unteachable!" ”

Ruoye still wanted to argue something, but saw that the ruler actually changed dozens of afterimages in the air, which was beautiful and extremely fast! It is Li Jing's famous sword trick [Split] character recipe - [Ghost Shadow Sixty-four Slash]!

The next moment......

Thunderbolt ......

Wakaba: "Ya Butterfly——! ”

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It's night, under the oil lamp.

The pig's head was distressed by Wakaba's red and swollen little hand like a bun, looking at the teary-eyed, big eyes like two peaches, and sighed: "Senior sister, why are you suffering?" Isn't it just for the title of [Second Senior Brother], you call it in private, why do you have to fight with Master? ”

Wakaba rubbed his red and swollen eyes with a handkerchief, wiped away the tears that overflowed from the corners of his eyes because of the pain, and said firmly: "Second Senior Brother, although your words are reasonable, but, I can't accept it, because this is not a name, but a faith!" ”

The pig's head looked at Wakaba's radiant little face at that moment, and was speechless.

Yes, it turns out that [Second Senior Brother] is not a joking name but a faith...... Wait, what's a little bit of fun!

…… To be continued......