33. "The Book of Love", frequently fails

Mu Ruoxi was puzzled, and Xia Ruhua pulled her to the side hall. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Sister Ruhua, what's the matter?"

"Show you something good!" Xia Ruhua said mysteriously, "With this, your courtship path will be much smoother, at least, you should know when and how to do it to please Xianzun." ”

"What's so amazing?" Mu Ruoxi opened it with anticipation: Phew! "The Book of Love"!

"Who is this salesman fooling you into buying?"

"This is a bestseller by the same author of "The Secret Records of the Six Realms"! It's very popular! Don't underestimate this book, it is said that it has helped 9,820 people to succeed in courting!

"Really fake ......" Mu Ruoxi flipped it down a little helplessly, and looked at the three sisters who were full of anticipation: "Okay!" I am the head of the generation of dignified people, how can I use these indiscriminate tricks above...... You see, the first thing that comes up is that Israel is seductive! That's too superficial, isn't it? Mrs. is too superficial! Thank you for your kindness! ”

After saying that, he threw the book back to the three sisters and hurried away.

Mu Ruoxi returned to his dormitory and hurriedly took out the "Love Book" he bought from under the quilt.

"All men in the world are lustful, and they are seductive and superior. Wanting to capture the old is the second skill. Arousing the man's jealousy is the third plan. The above three strategies should not be used by non-stunning beauties. Those with mediocre posture can take the temperament route. Those who are in the middle and lower can take the route of a good wife and mother. If you have the lowest posture, please do not hurt the man. ”

Mu Ruoxi smiled bitterly again: "Who is such a genius here!" ”

Fortunately, in the book, the three strategies of the stunning beauty are explained in detail. Mu Ruoxi was looking at it, when she heard someone outside the door report that dinner was ready, and she hurriedly hid the book.

Well, the first one, Israel is seductive! First of all, the dress should be "provocative", and the makeup should be "light and heavy, which varies from person to person".

"This is too general, how should I wear it, should I wear heavy makeup or light makeup......"

Mu Ruoxi found a water-blue fairy dress, but this dress is not exposed anywhere, where should it be exposed?

"Women show their breasts, and men's hearts are excited. Women show their legs, and men have apes and horses. Women are barebacked, and men are confused. Women are naked, and those who are still unmoved are not men. ”

No way...... Mu Ruoxi hurriedly used spells to improve her fairy skirt. She never wears makeup, and she also got herself a flaming red lip like Yunxiao Immortal Venerable. But after thinking about it, the master didn't like to practice Yunxiao, so he changed to Nangong Yan's pink and bright one.

Finally dressed up, Mu Ruoxi happily ran to the main hall. Who knew that he collided with Murong Immortal Master.

Murong Caiyue looked down and looked her up and down.

Mu Ruoxi's face turned red all of a sudden, and he raised his head to the sky and said heroically: "Okay, okay!" Do what you can to make fun of me! ”

Who knew that there was no sound for a long time. Mu Ruoxi turned his head to take a look, only to see Murong Caiyue looking at him stupidly. It was a blazing look that had never been seen before.

Okay, that's the effect.

Mu Ruoxi smiled proudly: "How is it, doesn't it look good if I wear it like this?" Have you ever thought about it? ”

"I remember when you used to love this kind of aqua blue clothes. It's beautiful, it's the most beautiful. After Murong Caiyue finished speaking, he left first. Mu Ruoxi was left alone in a daze: Strange, I obviously like pink clothes the most!

Mu Ruoxi entered the door with a spring breeze on her face, who expected Xia Ruhua to squirt out a mouthful of tea on the spot: Boss......

"What's wrong with you? Why are you so disheveled, where do you look like a boss! Shui Yuntian didn't take a closer look at her well-designed open-chested, open-legged and backless outfit, so she restored her clothes to their original state.

"I ...... I accidentally broke it while practicing. Mu Ruoxi sat down dejectedly.

"Oh, I accidentally broke it, I thought it was the latest model!" Xia Ruhua said with a smile.

Mu Ruoxi pursed her lips and glared at her angrily.

"Okay, okay, no more jokes. Today, a reception banquet was set up to thank Xianzun for coming all the way to support regardless of the difference in sects. Liu Chuchun saw that Murong Caiyue had not returned for a long time, so he had to get up and receive the wine.

Mu Ruoxi drank it all sullenly.

After a while, Liu Chuchun and the others got up to say goodbye: "The two heads of the family met in the old days, and they must have a lot to say, so we won't bother much." ”

As a result, in the Muruo Palace, there were only two masters and apprentices left.

Mu Ruoxi turned his face away and ignored Shui Yuntian. Drinking sullen wine to himself.

Ignore you! The second trick is to capture the old and indulge. If you want to catch the old and indulge, it is better to be accompanied by wine. Lonely drinking, wanting to say that it is still ashamed, is the most sultry.

"How many times has the master told you, you have time to practice more words, look at you, write a letter to the master, there are a bunch of typos, and the words are not as good as Xiao Linglong! It's ugly! In the future, it is not ridiculous and generous to exchange letters with other leaders! ”

It's too much! Xiao Linglong is a bird raised by the master!

"Also, as the head of the house, you should pay attention to everything! From the small to the dress and makeup, they should all be decent......"

Balabala......

"The master came all the way over, but you were an immortal, and you refused to even call the master? Why are you so stubborn! ”

Balabala......

Shui Yuntian wanted to continue preaching, but saw Mu Ruoxi looking at him with a red face, wanting to say something, but he was embarrassed to say it. Only then did she realize that before she knew it, she had drunk a lot of alcohol. The little blushing sunset is as crimson as the sunset.

I saw Mu Ruoxi staggering towards him: "Master...... I...... I have something to ...... I'm going to show you ......"

The immortal master said...... Say I have two great ancient spells on me. Master...... Let's see if it's true! After Mu Ruoxi finished speaking, she took off her fairy skirt, revealing her smooth jade back.

Suddenly, there was no sound behind him. Mu Ruoxi was scared out of a sweat by herself, and she woke up half of her wine in an instant. What to do, what to do! I actually undressed like this in front of the master! Such a big rebellion! So shameless...... The master must have been dizzy...... I really don't know what I just thought...... Oh my God...... How should this end!!

"You are the original rebellious birth spell, suppressed by the spirit rune brocade. It's okay for now. ”

Mu Ruoxi breathed a long sigh of relief: It turned out that he was really studying his own spell!

"But the immortal master said that there is another kind of secret spell for the same node, called the Moon Curse. It's a ......"

"The Moon Spell?" There seemed to be a hint of nervousness in Shui Yuntian's voice, "Master has never heard of such a spell. How did he find out? ”

"This, Xiao Ruo doesn't know." Mu Ruoxi put on her clothes and turned around, but she saw that the master was not unusual, let alone confused as mentioned in the book.

"Master, look at Xiao Ruo's nakedness...... Barebacked, don't have any ideas? ”

"Too skinny!" Shui Yuntian blurted out: "The master tells you to eat more on weekdays, pay attention to a nutritious diet, and match meat and vegetables, so that you can have the energy to cultivate!" You see you're skinny, and you just haven't eaten properly! ”

Shui Yuntian said as he put a lot of food into Mu Ruoxi's bowl.

Oh God! Do you have to be naked? But the thought of being naked in front of the master was inevitably ...... Thinking about it, I actually vomited nausea to myself. Hurry out and run out.

"Sister, you see that the moon-picking immortal master is so pitiful, admiring the moon there alone."

"Yes, the problem is, there is no month to reward for the first year of junior high school."

"Then he had been standing there for half an hour, looking up at the sky, and he didn't know what he was looking at."

"Lovelorn man...... It's sad to look at everything. ”

The three sisters had no choice but to go elsewhere.

Mu Ruoxi ran crazy for a while, and she didn't know where she had run, so she vomited wildly.

Suddenly felt that someone was patting him on the back: No, I didn't fascinate the master, but disgusted him......

When I turned around, it turned out that it was not the master. It's Murong Caiyue.

"Brother Murong...... Scared me. I thought it was a master. ”

"Don't worry, it's me, not your precious master." Murong Caiyue tidied her hair, and wiped her face with a basin of water, "Why, I'm afraid of soiling your Muruo Palace, so I ran to my Immortal Master Hall to vomit, you are really good enough to be a man!" ”

Mu Ruoxi took a look at it, and it turned out to be in the Immortal Master Palace.

"Brother Murong, you say, do you think I have a stunning face, but I am not attractive to men! Why...... Why doesn't he like me? ”

Murong Caiyue was silent. Just looked at her so stupidly. As if there was something to say to yourself. But Mu Ruoxi couldn't see his face clearly. Night, it's too dark.

At this time, Shui Yuntian rushed over: "Xiao Ruo, what are you doing in the Immortal Master Palace!" ”

Mu Ruoxi suddenly remembered the third article in the book: arousing the man's jealousy.

She hurriedly stepped forward and hugged Murong Caiyue's neck, but she was out of words for a while, and finally said quietly: "We are ...... Play Kiss! Master, are you jealous or not? ”

"You ...... Two? Shui Yuntian looked at the two of them incredulously, and then left with an inexplicable expression.

"Was the master jealous just now?" Mu Ruoxi asked helplessly.

"You just made a play too fake, your master naturally won't believe it. If it's like this, he will be jealous. After Murong Caiyue finished speaking, she picked up Mu Ruoxi's little face and kissed it gently.

Mu Ruoxi screamed in surprise, and stretched out his hand to slap Murong Caiyue's shoulder.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I've been like this since I was a child, but whenever a man approaches me with the intention of doing something wrong, I will involuntarily slap the other person. I don't know why I ......"

Murong Caiyue was silent for a long time. The night is darker, and it is quieter. It was so quiet that Mu Ruoxi could clearly hear the sound of each other's heartbeats. She didn't dare to breathe. It's as if I've done something wrong. Suddenly, my head became more and more dizzy, and gradually, I couldn't open my eyes, and I fell asleep on the stone table.

Murong Caiyue picked up the paper fan, slapped it at her a few times, and said shallowly: "Sleep, it's been a day." Wake up tomorrow and remember nothing. I am still Murong Immortal Master, and you are still Mu Ruo's master. Come out and send her back. ”

Only then did the three sisters tiptoe out of the bushes and carried Mu Ruoxi away embarrassedly.

Murong Caiyue returned to the Immortal Master Hall and found that Shui Yuntian was sitting in his hall drinking tea leisurely.

"Is this your new skin?"

Murong Caiyue was confused, but after thinking for a moment, she smiled and said, "You recognized the wrong person." It's not Dongfang Xuan under it. ”

"Then who are you and why are you approaching Xiao Ruo?"

"Don't worry, I'm a person who loves her a thousand times more than you. I won't hurt her. Murong Caiyue said.

Shui Yuntian suddenly rushed up, as if he was going to fight him, Murong Caiyue hurriedly greeted him, but he was helplessly broken by Mu Ruoxi with one arm, and met the enemy with one hand, the speed was much slower, but he was still caught by Shui Yuntian and broke his arm, three times and two times, Murong Caiyue screamed: "You light!" ”

"Pick it up." Shui Yuntian sat back down to drink tea, without the slightest intention of leaving.

Murong Caiyue turned her arm, and sure enough, it was fine. Seeing that he didn't leave, he had to sit down as well.

"Xiao Ruo has lived in my sight since he was a child, and he has never had other friends. What is your purpose in approaching her again and again? ”

"Again and again, again and again? Xianzun has good eyesight. I naturally do it out of love. ”

"But you ......" Shui Yuntian didn't say it after all.

"So what. The reincarnation of the Six Realms is not as good as it should be. I have been reincarnated for 2,000 years, so naturally there is something wrong. ”

"Once you enter samsara, you shouldn't take memories with you. Why are you obsessed with the **** of 2,000 years ago? With your cultivation as mana, with your spiritual understanding, if you cultivate immortals, you will be able to cultivate immortals and save the people in the world. ”

"You were a demon in your previous life, and you have become an immortal in this life, because you also have a lingering obsession in your heart."

"I was a demon in my previous life? Do I have an obsession too? Who are you? ”

"It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is that you now have the world in your heart and care for the common people. She can do the same. If you let go of your obsessions, your past life is your past life and has nothing to do with this life. In this life, you can start over. ”

"I understand. That's why I didn't kill her, but took her as an apprentice. Now, she is my most precious apprentice, so no one is allowed to hurt her. ”

"I'm different from you. You have the world in mind, I look at the Six Realms, and she is the only one I care about. So, you don't have to worry about me hurting her, and hopefully, one day, you won't hurt her either. ”

"I am Xiao Ruo's master, a teacher for one day and a father for life. I will watch over her for the rest of my life. And you ......"

"Immortal Venerable is too worried. I just need to keep her for the rest of my life. ”

The two were silent for a while, and there was no more speech. After a moment of silence, Shui Yuntian got up and said goodbye.