Children fight, shoot Maruwen
added a pair of chopsticks to Zi, and Chen An persuaded the two who were still vindictive. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Okay, okay, let's eat, you've been fighting for so long, it's time to get rid of your anger."
Reimu snorted, squinting at Purple, and as soon as she opened her mouth, she was full of gunpowder-flavored provocation.
"Degassing? I'm not angry, hmph, this damn old woman is not worth my anger! ”
As soon as Zi closed the fan, he covered his mouth and laughed hypocritically.
"Alaala, that's what I said, what do I have to be angry with a little girl who hasn't even grown hair."
Reimu glared angrily, and almost hit it again without a single coin.
"Dead old woman, who do you say is a little girl who hasn't grown hair!"
Purple looked pity.
"It's really pitiful that I can't understand people."
Reimu: "......"
Her teeth itched angrily, and as soon as she rolled up her sleeves, she decided to continue to fight with Zi again.
Purple seemed to sense something, and as soon as the fan knocked on the table, she glared at Reimu.
"Still want to fight? Come on! ”
"Enough!"
Chen An watched them come in, and they didn't eat a bite of food, but they were about to fight again, and they finally became popular.
He sank his face and slapped the table hard, interrupting the two of them to perform an all-martial arts parade.
"Whatever you are arguing about, shut up and eat!"
Ling Meng saw that Chen An, who had been smiling, suddenly became angry, his expression was stagnant, his heart trembled, and he subconsciously closed his mouth.
I don't know if it's an illusion, I always feel that Chen An's angry appearance is terrifying.
is obviously an ordinary person, but she doesn't even dare to talk back.
Not only that, Reimu was also surprised to find that Zi had actually closed her mouth honestly like her, and didn't dare to speak.
Yay, what's the situation!?
For this, not to mention Reimu, even Purple herself was taken aback.
As a realm monster sage, she was actually frightened by an ordinary human being's anger.
This is simply unscientific!
That's right, it's not scientific!
Zi pondered, feeling that it seemed a little too embarrassing to be obedient and obedient like this, and wanted to make a fortune as soon as she threw the fan. I want him to understand the consequences of being disrespectful to her.
However, just as Zi was about to do this, Chen An's stern eyes were aimed at him.
He doesn't smile.
"Purple, is there something wrong with you?"
Purple: "......"
Her heart trembled, and she suddenly died. I don't dare to think about teaching Chen An any more lessons.
Finding this, Zi pouted and felt like hell.
I was actually scared into it by the angry Chen An, what a hell!
Chen An didn't know what Zi and Lingmeng were thinking, but when he saw the two of them obediently honest, he was very satisfied.
Hehe, it seems that this trick is not only useful for Lumia and Mu Q.
Chen Anxin was proud, but he was silent on the surface, and he smiled.
"Alright, let's eat."
Seeing Chen An laughing, Zi and Lingmeng suddenly returned to normal and glared at each other again.
As they looked at each other, there seemed to be fierce sparks bursting in the air.
Suddenly, the two shouted in unison.
"I'm moving!"
At the same time, I picked up the chopsticks and stretched out to the same piece of food, and fiercely fought for me.
Chen An: "......"
He slapped his forehead and couldn't help but sigh.
Yes, what I just said was in vain.
……
After eating, Purple and Reimu clutched their stomachs and lay on the shrine floor groaning in pain.
"It's so supportive~"
Because they only cared about grabbing food with each other when they ate, they didn't care about whether their stomachs could be stuffed or not, and as a result, unconsciously, the vindictive two stuffed all the food on the table into their stomachs.
In this regard, Chen An was really speechless.
Really, do you think you're the snack guy Rumia, with a small belly and a few servings?
You know, although he only cooks for Reimu, he actually cooks more than two servings!
Moreover, you will be fighting like this, do you think you are still children?
Just as Chen An sighed, Zi, who was lying on the floor with her stomach covered and moaning, suddenly spoke.
"Sure enough, it's still Chen An, what you make is delicious......
Chen An was stunned, but he was not happy with Zi's praise, because he felt that Zi seemed to have something to say.
Sure enough, as Chen An expected, Zi praised him vigorously, but the words changed sharply.
She looked at Reimu beside her, and her tone was very disdainful.
"In comparison, Reimu, the things you make are simply not eaten by people!
Bad! Bad!! Bad!!! ”
In order to express the disdain in her heart, Purple deliberately used three bad ones.
Chen An: "......"
Yes, he knew that Zi was not so kind to praise him, it turned out that he was taking the opportunity to change the law to satirize Reimu.
Lingmeng's qi had almost disappeared, but when she found out that Zi actually dared to laugh at her craftsmanship, she was immediately furious.
She sneered at Purple.
"It's not human food? Then you still run to me every day? What did you eat when you got here? ”
Without waiting for Zi to answer, Reimu clenched his fist and slammed it on the floor, making an expression of sudden realization.
"Oh, I forgot, Purple you don't have at all! Be! Person!
No wonder I eat those foods that are not eaten by people, and I am so shameless.
Actually, it's not shameless, it's faceless at all, right? ”
"Nani!? Who do you say is shameless and faceless!? ”
Purple was in a hurry, and after holding back the discomfort in her stomach, she began to continue her personal attacks on Reimu.
"Even if I'm shameless, at least I'm in good shape, you stinky girl with a flat body!"
Reimu became angry and began to grab Purple's sore foot and attack aggressively.
"What!? Bastard's purple old woman, how dare you say that about me!
You shameless and unmarried old woman!! ”
Zi was furious and pounced.
"Stinky girl!"
"Bastard Purple!"
Reimu sneered, rolled his body to dodge Zi's attack, and then turned around and pressed on Zi's body
Then, the two of them pinched my face, I poked you in the eye, and scuffled together.
Looking at the two people who looked like children fighting, Chen An was full of black lines.
It turns out that you are really children!
Because he couldn't stand the quarrel between the two, and he was afraid that they would fight and fight, and finally pull him up.
So Chen An sighed helplessly, so he had to walk out of the room and come to the corridor.
As soon as he came out, he saw the miserable-looking courtyard again.
And look at the yard is full of potholes of different shades, and black soil that has been turned up everywhere.
Chen An sighed again.
Really, the two of them won't be more leisurely when they fight, and if it's like this, who will clean it up?
He wanted to pretend that he didn't see it, but in the end, he could only sigh and clean up the mess for the two.
Chen An put on his shoes, walked into the courtyard, and paused.
In the courtyard, a faint white light flashed, and under the impetus of an invisible force, the scattered soil rolled, and finally fell back into the scattered potholes in the courtyard.
Not only that, but as the scattered soil disappeared, the ground of the entire yard began to creep, filling in the deep pits that could not be restored due to insufficient soil.
When the courtyard was not changing, Chen An looked around and found that there was indeed no missing corner, so he nodded with satisfaction.
"Good, so that's fine."
Just as Chen An tidied up the yard and was about to go back to the corridor to lie down for a while, he suddenly heard a crisp and lively girl's voice.
"Gensokyo's best Raven Tengu reporter, Bunbun-sama is here!"
A voice came from the distant sky, and it seemed to be approaching at great speed.
Because the first word was still a little vague, but the last word seemed to ring in Chen An's ears, and it was very clear.
"Hey, who's that?"
Chen Anxin wondered, and wanted to look up to see who made the sound.
But before he could raise his head, his body sank, and something fell on his back.
Chen An subconsciously stretched out his hand, and then his eyes were covered.
The girl's joyful voice rang in her ears, and she asked mischievously.
"Found you, guess who I am?"
Feeling the familiar touch on his back and the similar fragrance in his nose, Chen An was stunned for a moment and thought of a possibility.
He was a little surprised.
"Raven Girl!?"
You can't make a mistake, right? Isn't she a handicapped person who can't move?
Seeing that Chen An recognized her at once, Shooting Pill Wen was a little happy.
"Even if you have a conscience, you still remember people."
However, this joy disappeared immediately when she heard Chen An call her crow girl, and as soon as her face changed, she pinched Chen An's neck and shook it vigorously.
"It's all said, it's a crow tengu, a bastard!"
Chen An immediately shot Pill Wen was shaken and his head was dizzy, and he didn't react until she finished breathing and was satisfied with lying on his back.
That's not right, can she speak before Shotmaru Wen?
So he asked the question.
"Raven girl, could you speak before?"
Shotimaru Text: "......"
She sneered, and even Chen An didn't dare to refute when she called her a crow girl again.
Shooting Pill Wen patted Chen An on the shoulder hard, and he laughed.
"Oh, don't worry about these details!"
As he spoke, Shotimaru Wen jumped off Chen An's body, then kicked off the tall wooden stilts with his hands, and walked into the Hakurei Shrine with a grin.
As soon as he entered the room, he saw Murasaki and Reimu lying on the floor of the shrine dying.
And even so, the two were still not to be outdone, glaring at each other and scolding each other.
"Stinky girl!"
"Old woman!"
"Dead poor milk!"
"Shameless!"
Shotimaru was really shocked to see such an unexpected scene.
"Isn't this Purple-sama? How did you become like this with Reimu? ”
"Ignore them."
Hearing the exclamation of the shooting pill, Chen An, who came in behind her, shook his head, very angry.
"These two guys, it's okay for them to make trouble, as long as they don't die anyway."
If you don't listen to good words, you will know that you deserve it!
Hearing Chen An's words, Reimu, who was lying on the floor and pretending to be dead, was suddenly dissatisfied, and as soon as she sat up from the floor, she waved the imperial coin and blamed Chen An.
"Hey, Chen An, how can you say that! Don't you see that I'm dying? ”
Purple is also the same enemy, with a dissatisfied face.
"That's right, that's right, I really misjudged you, you cold-blooded guy!"
Chen An: "......"
Uh, they were fighting to the death just now, but now they are on the same side again, and the relationship between the two of them is really incomprehensible.
Chen Anxin muttered, not caring about the accusations of the two, just pursed his lips and sneered.
"Cold-blooded, look, aren't you two very energetic now?"
Purple, Reimu: "......"
The two looked at each other and were speechless.
Seeing Chen An's attitude towards Zi and Reimeng, he was really taken aback.
"Hey, hey, Chen An, what are you doing! Forget about Reimu, Lord Yakumo Purple is the sage of Gensokyo!
So disrespectful, you want to die! ”
Shooting Pill Wen reminded Chen An, but she was still very uneasy, she looked at Zi cautiously, ready to take Chen An to escape when she saw that the situation was not good.
It took so many days to confirm that Chen An was okay and the specific location, she didn't want to waste her work and take a dead man back.
Then again, if a human dares to talk to Lady Purple like that, does he think that Lady Purple's temper is as good as hers?
What a guy who is not afraid of death!
Hearing the words of the Shooting Pill Bun, Reimu was immediately unhappy.
Forget what it means to be with her, isn't this looking down on her!
Reimu took the imperial coin and gestured at the Shooting Pill Bun, with a bad face.
"Hey, Wenwen, what do you mean by that? Are you looking down on me? ”
Shotmaru Wen hurriedly laughed.
"Hehe, how is it possible, I mean you're talking, Reimu, don't get me wrong. Don't get me wrong. ”
Although Reimu doesn't usually do anything, if she provokes Reimu, Shotmaru Wen dares to use her discipline as a reporter to guarantee that she will definitely die a miserable death!
Reimu squinted at Shotmaru Wen and put down the Imperial Coin.
"Hmph, count you as acquaintances."
Looking at the respectful appearance of the shooting pill, Purple enjoyed it quite at first, but after hearing her explanation to Reimu, she was suddenly unhappy.
Zi turned over, covered her face with a folding fan, and narrowed her eyes, giving people the feeling of danger.
Her tone was gloomy.
"According to you, Reimu is easy to talk to, so it's hard for me to communicate?
You don't go outside to inquire, who doesn't know that I'm Yakumo Purple is famous for being a good talker.
You actually said that I was so terrible, Wenwen, do you want to die? ”
Purple angrily slapped the table and asked loudly.
"Tell me, yes!"
Shotimaru Text: "......"
She looked at Zi, who was looking at her deeply with her yin, and couldn't help muttering in her heart.
Is it okay to talk about this attitude? Please, can you take back the last threat before you say that?
"Yakumo?"
Chen An was suddenly stunned when he heard this surname, and a strange emotion came to his heart.
It's weird, it's familiar, it's nostalgic.
Chen An turned his head to look at the sky outside the shrine, above the clear blue sky, countless clouds were floating freely and unrestrained in the sky.
Looking at those clouds, he couldn't help but whisper.
"Yakumo, does it mean that like a cloud, you will be free forever?"
Eight is plural time, the cloud is free, and when it comes up, it is forever free!
Is it a delusion? I feel like I've heard this explanation somewhere.
In the inexplicable eyes of Shotjamun and Reimu, Zi, who was turning into a bad aunt and threatening the little white rabbit Shotjamun to change his words, was slightly shocked, and suddenly fell silent.
Under the folding fan, her face was full of complicated colors.
"Forever free?"
Unexpectedly, even she herself almost forgot the meaning of taking this surname, but she was suddenly mentioned by Chen An.
Oh, what a long memory.
yes, that's a long time ago...... It's been so long that she can't even remember it.
Seeing Purple in front of him, who was caught in an inexplicable thought, Shotimaru was a little uneasy.
"Hey, Chen An. Purple-sama, what's wrong? ”
Reimu was also a little surprised by Purple's reaction.
This kind of performance of hers is really rare, is there anything special about what Chen An said just now?
Chen An didn't know why Zi had this reaction, he just said casually, how could he suddenly become a little melancholy?
He touched his chin, thought for a while, and when he looked at the dishes and chopsticks on the table that had not been cleaned up, he came to a conclusion.
"I'm full!"
Shooting Pill Bun, Reimu: "......"
The two of them immediately sweated profusely.
Zi put away the melancholy in her heart, and was really dissatisfied with Chen An saying that she was full of food.
"You're the one who is fed!"
A strange look flashed in her eyes, and she began to intimidate Chen An with ill intentions.
"Just like Wenwen said, I'm the great sage of Gensokyo, so disrespectful, do you want to be punished by God!"
"Great Sage?"
Hearing this, Chen An smiled dumbly.
"Actually, it's a boring idler!"
"Poof!"
Hearing Chen An's mockery, Lingmeng, who had just taken out the tea leaves and tea set and was leisurely drinking tea, suddenly took a sip of tea and sprayed it into the air.
As the tea melted into mist in the air, Reimu slapped the table and laughed.
"Haha! You can say that again! Boring idler-sama! Purple, this sentence is so apt for you! ”
It is said that he is a sage, but in fact he is indeed an idler!
Purple: "......"
Her face darkened, and she resisted the urge to knock a fan to kill Lingmeng, who was rolling on the ground next to Zhengle, and looked at Chen An, and she didn't laugh.
"You guy, do you really want me to kill you?"
She gritted her teeth.
It's really infuriating to dare to tell such a big truth in front of her!
"Purple-sama!"
Shooting Pill Wen was in a hurry, and just wanted to intercede for Chen An. But he was stopped by his shoulders.
Chen An and Zi looked at each other.
Looking at the pale golden eyes that seemed to contain murderous aura, Chen An smiled.
"Now, Purple. Will you?
Because of these words, these disrespectful and kill me?
“……”
Zi didn't answer, just looked at Chen An silently.
In this way, with the silence of Zi, except for Reimu next to him, who was still laughing, the atmosphere of the three of them seemed to freeze.
After a while, Zi suddenly sighed, and turned her face away unnaturally.
She muttered unpleasantly.
"Really, I wasn't scared, and it wasn't fun at all."
And, is it a delusion?
Those eyes gave her a familiar feeling!
Zi thought in her heart, but looked at Reimu who was already holding her stomach and laughing on the side, and snorted proudly.
"Hmph, no matter how bad the idler is, it's better than you, a poor witch who can't even open the pot!"
Reimu: "......"
Her body stiffened instantly, obviously poked to the point by Zi's words.
"Can't open the pot...... Poor Shrine Maiden...... Can't open the pot...... Poverty ......"
Reimu muttered to herself, and such a scene suddenly appeared in her mind: in the cold wind, because of poverty, she had not eaten a drop of rice for many days, and the cold wind blew howling, bringing pieces of fallen leaves into the dilapidated shrine. And in it, she was trembling helplessly with her thinly dressed cash box in her arms.
Although this kind of picture is impossible to achieve, Ling Mengton still can't help but cry out in despair.
"Woo, don't......"
Zi Daqi, she looked at the suddenly trembling Reimeng and felt a little itchy.
What the hell did this guy think, and was he so scared?
As soon as her eyes rolled, Purple secretly began to check Reimu's thoughts with the realm of waves and grains.
Purple: "......"
She was stunned at first, then suddenly clutched her stomach and rolled on the ground like Reimu before.
She laughed loudly.
"Haha, Reimu, you money junkie! It's all so miserable, and I still hold on to the money box! Haha, I'm laughing to death! ”