Chapter 066: Drunk and Scoundrel
"It's best to drown!" Gu Yuzhou muttered in a low voice. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Recently, there has been a lot of news about He Jindong, he first went abroad and played for several days before coming back.
After returning to China, he and Long Quan and a gang of gentlemen organized a cycling team, listening to the name of the middle two, and the things that were done were even more middle two, and a group of people rode the big harley through the streets and alleys of Kyoto every night without sleeping, and were arrested by the police uncle several times.
Even Shen Baobao complained to Gu Yuzhou, saying that the current He Jindong is no longer the He Jindong he knows, and he is really afraid that he will fall deeper and deeper and will never be able to climb out in the future.
Although He Jindong told her that he pretended to be depraved because he was angry with his grandfather, she was also very worried, sometimes the development of things is not something that people can control, and after being immersed in the lights for a long time, who knows if it will deteriorate.
Looking at He Jindong, who is now drunk and can't even walk in a straight line, Gu Yuzhou is even more worried.
"Yuzhou, you open the door and let me in, if you don't open the door again, the neighbors will be quarreled with me", He Jindong didn't forget to play a scoundrel when he was drunk.
Drunk like this, Gu Yuzhou can't really ignore him, aside from his personal feelings, he helps their brothers and sisters so much openly and secretly, she should be kind to him.
She opened the door suddenly, He Jindong leaned against the door defenselessly, and fell directly into the house.
"Oops, it hurts", He Jindong snorted twice on the ground, struggling to get up, but fell back heavily.
"Where did you fall into a ditch? It stinks! Gu Yuzhou asked with his breath in his breath.
He Jindong couldn't open his eyes, and replied vaguely: "There is an abandoned fish pond in the suburbs, and there seems to be a septic tank next to it......"
"Vomit", Gu Yuzhou almost threw up.
No wonder it stinks! He Jindong also really has endurance, and he didn't stink to death by himself!
"Hurry up and take a bath, otherwise you will go out of my house and stink to death", Gu Yuzhou said with disgust.
He Jindong stretched out his hand to ask Gu Yuzhou to help, but she took a few steps back and hid far away.
"You go wash it yourself, give you three minutes to get up, and I'll find you a set of Yutong's clothes", Gu Yuzhou said with disgust covering his nose.
By the time she came out with her clothes, He Jindong had already climbed into the bathroom, definitely crawling, because there was a long black and smelly mud tunnel on the floor.
Shaking her head helplessly, she put her clean clothes at the bathroom door, and she rolled up her sleeves and put them away.
Mopping the floor, spraying air fresheners, all cleaned up, He Jindong hasn't come out of the bathroom yet.
"He Jindong, have you finished washing?" Gu Yuzhou was afraid that he would fall asleep inside.
"You help me wash it, you used to wash it for me," He Jindong said in a chattering voice.
"Stinky rascal, who washed you!" Gu Yuzhou muttered quietly: "It must be someone else who washed you, you remembered it wrong."
"It's none other than you," He Jindong replied vaguely but firmly.
Gu Yuzhou was startled, he could hear her muttering so quietly, how could this person's ears be so good.
Sober people should never reason with drunkards, because you can never take advantage.
Gu Yuzhou clearly realized this, so he simply ignored him, didn't fall asleep in it left and right, and left and right followed him as long as he wanted to wash.
It's already cold in December in Kyoto, and it's definitely even colder if you fall into a fish pond, maybe you'll catch a cold, so let's finish cooking ginger soup for him.
I have lived with Gu Yu, the little chef god, for a long time, and I still learn some things more or less, I don't dare to say that it is complicated, and it is no problem to boil ginger soup.
But when the ginger soup was finished, He Jindong still didn't come out.
Moreover, there was no response from Gu Yuzhou's call to him again.
I can't really fall asleep in it.
I slept wet for one night, and I slept sick even if I wasn't sick.
She hurriedly called Gu Yutong and asked when he would come back. If he comes back early, wait for him to get people out.
As a result, Gu Yutong told her that he wouldn't be back tonight!
Now what?
Let He Jindong fend for himself in it?
I can't bear it again!
Go in and get people out?
But he doesn't seem to have any clothes on......
Tangled in a circle at the bathroom door, dizzy, she finally made up her mind - go in and fish people out.
Anyway, I've seen everything that shouldn't be seen, and what's the big deal about it when I look at it again.
Besides, the person concerned didn't know anyway, and she pretended not to have seen anything, who would know that she had seen him!
Thinking like this, Gu Yuzhou was much calmer.
Pushing open the bathroom door with high spirits, she still felt that she was going blind when she saw He Jindong lying on her back in the bathtub.
He must have used the shower to flush the bathtub before entering the bath, and the water was quite clear.
It is also because of the clarity that the underwater scenery can be seen at a glance.
"Don't look at indecent things, don't look at indecent things", Gu Yuzhou reminded himself over and over again, trying to block his key parts with his eyes as much as possible, and only looking at safe areas.
The drunk stall was very heavy, and Gu Yuzhou's small body couldn't be supported at all, so he could only drag the person out of the bathtub and drag him out of the bathroom like a dead dog.
During this period, He Jindong hit his head against the bathtub, his arm was stepped on by her, and his ass was on the threshold, always, he was injured again and again.
These are still light, the most serious one, the most vulnerable part of the crotch was hit by the shampoo bottle that Gu Yuzhou touched from the sink, and it was particularly hard.
Gu Yuzhou looked at it in pain, and the party cried out in pain, covering the key parts with both hands and rolling on the ground.
Rolling and rolling, and no movement again.
Yes, drunkenness also has a benefit, pain relief!
After all his efforts, he finally dragged the person to the sofa, helped him put on his clothes with his eyes half-open and half-closed, and pinched his chin and poured ginger soup, all of which were tossed in the middle of the night.
Gu Yuzhou, who had already taken a bath, tossed out a stinky sweat again, and took his clothes to take a bath.
When I came out of the bathroom, I found that Mr. He was sleeping on the sofa and was curled up into a ball to sleep on the floor.
No matter what, wherever he likes to sleep, he just wants to sleep on the balcony, and she doesn't have the strength to pull him back.
Tired and lying back on his bed, after a while, the extremely tired Gu Yuzhou fell asleep.
I don't know how long she slept, but she felt something moving around her, and she immediately woke up from her sleep.
Under the bright light, she clearly saw that He Jindong, who was still wearing only Gu Yutong four-cornered pajama pants, was sleeping on her bed.
"Get out of here!" Gu Yuzhou was furious and kicked him the calf.
"Zhouzhou sleeps, I promise not to lick you", He Jindong said very naturally, and then with a wave of his arm, he directly pressed Gu Yuzhou back to the bed.
When a big man sleeps with a woman, it stands to reason that the man sleeps with the woman in his arms.
But He Jindong didn't have this consciousness at all, he pillowed on Gu Yuzhou's arm with a dead face, and a person with big limbs curled up in a ball in her arms, sleeping unconsciously, like a child.