Chapter 36 I am a Taoist priest, please forgive me for not taking on the decoration work
"Recall the equipment, exit the dungeon. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
"Ding, the dungeon reward is being settled, please wait..."
"Ding, the statistics are over, and the cumulative reputation points obtained in this dungeon are 100 points? 100 points for all attributes? Experience 1000 points. ”
"Ding, the host's attribute value meets the upgrade requirements, and the host's experience points meet the upgrade requirements, does the host consume experience points to upgrade?"
"Oh, after messing around for so long, can you finally level up?"
"Upgrade."
"Ding, there is enough energy, the system is transforming the host's essence, please wait..."
"Damn... It hurts... it... It's so itchy, system, I'm R your mother, what the hell are you doing? Turn off the pain system for Lao Tzu..."
Liu Yi suddenly felt a pain all over his body, and then his whole body died.
"Ding, the remaining energy of the system is insufficient, and the pain system has failed to shut down, please forgive the host."
"Sleep... trough..."
Liu Yi gritted his teeth to control himself.
In this way, now that someone sees Liu Yi's tragic situation, they will be surprised.
At this moment, Liu Yi's whole body was full of green tendons, his face was distorted into a piece, and the pores on his body kept excreting black substance outward.
"Ding, the system transformation is completed, and the host's comprehensive ability has been upgraded to F-level, I hope the host will make persistent efforts."
"Is the damn makeover finally over?"
Liu Yi spread his whole body weakly on the ground.
"Ding..."
"it, come back!!"
Liu Yi's whole person is now like a frightened bird, and he was shocked when he heard the system prompt.
"Ding, F-level ability improvement mission completed, reward reputation points 10 points? 10 points for all attributes? Experience points are 100 points, and the follow-up mission F-level ability improvement mission is opened. ”
"Whew, it's good that it's not a transformation..."
"Ding..."
"And? Can't you just report it all at once? ”
"Ding, congratulations on the host's ability improvement, physical defense increase by 1 point? Magic Defense increased by 2 points? Physical Attack increased by 1? Increase magic attack by 2? HP increased by 1000? Increases mana by 500. ”
"Ding, the vocational skill has been upgraded to the first intermediate level, the skill power has been increased, and the details and attributes are viewed at the interface."
"Mom, I'm back."
"Ah Yi is back, did you send your sister to the North Pole? Why did it take so long to come back? Kindness... What does it taste like!! ”
Liu's mother's screams came through the door.
"What's wrong with you, cub? How did it become like this? What does it smell like? Can't you smell it yourself? Don't come in yet, take off your clothes. ”
Mother Liu waved her hand to try to reduce the pungent smell in the air while looking at Liu Yi worriedly.
Liu Yi was stunned for a moment, and looked at Liu's mother in confusion.
"Does it smell, why didn't I smell it?"
"It's such a big smell, you actually told me you can't smell it, is your nose broken?"
"Broken nose? Damn, I forgot to turn on my olfactory system. ”
"Restore the olfactory system."
"Ding, the recovery of the taste system is successful, and this operation does not consume system energy."
Liu Yi wrinkled his nose and got used to it.
"it!! What does it taste like? ”
Liu Yi was almost smoked by the smell on his body, and the pungent smell of sweat mixed with the sewer went straight to Liu Yi's nostrils.
"Cub, what's going on with you? Coming back so late and covered in a foul smell, you can't fall asleep in some garbage heap drunk, right? ”
Liu Muhu looked at Liu Yi suspiciously.
"That, I accidentally fell into the stinky ditch, Mom, I won't talk to you, I'll take a shower first, as for my clothes, just throw them away, they're dirty to death, Mom, don't wash them."
There was the sound of running water in the bathroom, mixed with Liu Yi's incomplete "scrubbing" singing.
"Wow... It's much cooler after taking a shower... Mom, why are you looking at me like that? ”
Mother Liu stared at Liu Yi with an incredulous face.
"Ah Yi, tell Mom, which stinky ditch you fell into, and Change's mother will also jump once."
"Mom, what's wrong with you? How do you talk weird? If you want to jump, you also jump into the river, what kind of ditch to jump. ”
"See for yourself, if you can turn white and beautiful like you if you drop a stinky ditch, then mom goes to jump into the stinky ditch every day."
Mother Liu pulled Liu Yi to stand in front of the mirror.
Through the mirror, Liu Yi was also startled.
"Damn... What's going on, is this me? ”
Liu Yi looked at himself in the mirror in disbelief.
With handsome facial features and white skin, Liu Yi was barely a little handsome in the past, and now Liu Yi is like a beautiful man who walked out of a comic, just like a vampire in the West, and his whole face reveals an evil spirit.
"Why is the skin tone on Dudu's face different? Could this be due to the lack of energy in the system and the incomplete transformation? ”
This time it really made Liu Yi guess eight or nine inseparable, in fact, this can't be all blamed on the system, the system just wants to transform Liu Yi's physical fitness, it was originally just right energy, but when the transformation was halfway through, Liu Yi asked to turn off the painful system.
Although the system had stopped operating in time, it still lost a lot of energy, which caused Liu Yi's face to be transformed like this.
"It's good to revamp the system after a while."
"Mom, it's okay, I have made a little achievement in practicing Taoism, this phenomenon is just a normal phenomenon, and it will be fine after a while."
Liu Yi made up an excuse, he is quite experienced now, anyway, if you can't explain it, it's right to push it to Taoism, this trick has been tried and tested repeatedly.
"Ah, I was really trained by you to become a Taoist, I thought that Taoism or something was a lie, quick, give my mother a long insight."
"Do you really want to see it?"
"Mmmmmm, you wait a while, I'll call your dad to get up and watch together."
"Mom... Don't bother Dad... It's right..."Liu Yi watched Liu's mother enter the room speechlessly and called out to Liu's father in his sleep.
"Kid, dad, get up, our son is practicing Dao Technique."
"What... What kind of Taoism, you don't sleep so late? Father Liu crawled up with sleepy eyes.
Liu's mother opened Liu's father's eyes.
"Liu, our son has practiced the Taoist technique left by his grandfather, he is going to perform for us now, hurry up and go out to watch."
"Daojutsu... What the! You said that Xiao Yi practiced the Taoist technique that our father left him, and there is really a Taoist technique, my father has been forcing me to learn it before, and I almost fell out with him for this matter, if there is really a Taoist technique, and I didn't learn it, then wouldn't I lose a lot? ”
"You learn and Ah Yixue are not the same, hurry up and take a look."
"Oh, Ah Yi, you seem to have become a little different, forget it, I'll talk about this later, quick, hurry up and show us the Taoist skills you learned."
"Dad, let's not worry about this first, the pants you are wearing are damn ......"
"Okay, Ah Yi, you can start, this is for you."
Liu's mother and Liu's father sat on the sofa and looked at Liu Yi with interest, and Liu's mother even took out a bucket of popcorn, grabbed a handful and put it in Liu Yi's hand.
"Xiao Yizi, if you behave well, the mourning family will have another reward."
"I'm dizzy, I really think I'm a trick."
"Oh, little Yizi thank Lafayette for the reward."
"Keep an eye on it."
Liu Yi snapped his fingers, and silently summoned the equipment in his heart.
In an instant, Liu Yi transformed into a young Taoist priest holding a magic sword and wearing a Taoist robe.
"Okay."
Father Liu applauded vigorously, as if it was not Liu Yi who was performing there, but him.
"Dad, be reserved, this is just the beginning, Gao. The tide hasn't started yet. ”
"Son, you are really good, our Liu family has a successor, woo..."
“-_-||Dad, where is this, have you watched too many TV series? Do you still want to see it? ”
"Yes, old man, you come back for me and sit quietly, and then make trouble, believe it or not, I will whip you, hang it out and smoke."
-_-||For having such a tough mother, Liu Yi said that she was under a lot of pressure, but she seemed to be very insider. (⊙o⊙)
"Heaven and earth are infinite, and the five elements borrow the law...... Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law, edict. ”
Liu Yi recited the magic sword upside down, held the sword finger in his hand, pointed at the rune paper, and began to pretend to recite the incantation, in fact, it was nothing more than a heavenly thunder technique.
"Crackling"
An electric dragon wandered on Liu Yi's sword fingers, and under the dim light, Liu Yi looked like a master, this scene gave Liu's father and mother a great shock.
"Wow..."
Liu's mother's mouth was stuffed with popcorn, and she couldn't close her mouth in shock at the moment.
"Wow, cub, you are much more powerful than your grandfather, I wanted to let your grandfather perform for me to see it, your grandfather didn't hold it back for a long time, and he was stunned and said that he was not good at this plus he was unwell.
Hmph, I can't use the fart of the gods all day long, it's because of this that I don't learn, if I know that the Taoism in that book is so powerful, who would still repair the car, hum..."
-_-||Dad, this, you may really have wronged grandpa, grandpa is really not good at this, even if I don't have a system, I don't have a game.
"Heavenly Thunder Technique, scatter."
"Okay, Liu, don't spoil me, cub, give my mother a different kind of thing."
"Still coming?"
"What do you say?" Liu's mother's eyes revealed a dangerous signal, and Liu Yi's afterglow had already swept to Liu's mother's tendency to raise her feet.
"Slow down your shoes, and here they come."
"You know each other."
"Fire God Zhurong, listen to my orders... Haste as a law, edict. ”
"Fireball."
The rune paper turned into a fireball and floated above Liu Yi's palm, and the slightly beating flames reflected the room in light and dark.
"Wow... Son, this is good, after this, our family will not have to fill the gas. ”
-_-||Mom, I'm a little moldy, but you can't really use your son as a gas barrel.
"Mom... It's going to explode..."
Liu Yi had the strength to return.
"Ah, it's so dangerous, extinguish it, extinguish it, don't hurt yourself."
"Scatter."
"Anything else? One more. ”
"Ice Spike."
"Wow... Son, this drill bit is good, it must be very profitable to make holes in the wall for others, and you don't use electricity, so you can take it with you. ”
"Mom... It's icy..."
"Ice? That's a good feeling, I'll unplug the refrigerator if you're fine, and throw two of these things into it if you're fine, saving electricity and protecting the environment. ”
“-_-||Mom, don't you always think about practicality? This one is going to explode..."
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Day 2.
"Ah Yi, why is your face so white? Are you sick? Or would I like to take a leave of absence? ”
"Hey, it's hard to put into words."
"What's the matter with your eye circles? Stayed up late? ”
"Woo... It's all tears!! ”