Chapter 036: Touching Porcelain
"Sorry for your sister, get out!"
Li Fan was impatient to go to the community, and at such a glance, he was a professional porcelain. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info didn't even have body hair next to each other.,"Bang dang" fell down.,Now it's not professional to touch porcelain.。
The middle-aged woman hugged Li Fan's leg as soon as she could, "If you don't give money, you don't want to leave, if you hit someone, you want to leave, do you still have a little public morality?" ”
Li Fan really wanted to kick her face a few times, he glanced up and smiled, "Please, eldest sister, there is a camera here." ”
The woman also laughed and whispered, "I inquired, this camera is broken!" ”
"Damn, you're professional!"
The woman suddenly burst into tears, "It's unreasonable! If you hit someone, you want to run, and if you don't see me, who will call the shots for me! Brutes! ”
Li Fan was so angry, "Don't be a scoundrel here, it's the second half of the night, and no one is here at all." ”
At this time, a few passers-by really came over and pointed and pointed.
"Eh, isn't this Mr. Li?"
"Really?"
"That's him!"
"Hello Mr. Li!"
"Hello Mr. Li!"
Li Fan waved his hand awkwardly, "Hello everyone! ”
When the woman saw that the situation was not good at this time, and these people all knew her, she was even more sloppy, "Ah, you all know each other, and you actually stand by and watch, acting for the tiger, embarrassment, and aiding the abuse......"
Li Fan is embarrassed, why are you so cultured doing this, but to write novels!
A young man asked, "Teacher Li, what's the matter?" ”
Li Fan smiled bitterly: "Touch the porcelain." ”
The woman simply went to the ground, "Whoever touches the porcelain, touches the porcelain, and the blood spurts people!" ”
A woman pointed to the camera, "Teacher Li, don't worry, there is a camera!" ”
Li Fan shook his head, "The camera is broken!" ”
When the woman heard this, she let out a lot of words, "Wow, no wonder you are so rampant, dare to love you know that this camera is broken." It's not that the camera is broken, it's that your heart is broken! ”
Li Fanhuo got up "Teng", if it was a man, he would have reached out and beat him, "Believe it or not, I will make you popular on the Internet in minutes." ”
The woman said disdainfully: "Hey, hey, that's funny, you think you're gasoline!" Just ignite the fire! Either lose money, or see me and do a brain CT! ”
A passer-by mocked: "Sister, aren't you hurting your leg?" ”
The woman said arrogantly: "I even knocked my head with it, can't I?" ”
A girl said angrily: "During the day, Mr. Li also saved the dead and helped the injured, and it was all on the news, so you don't wronged Mr. Li." ”
The woman glared, "Who's the child, get out of the way!" ”
A young man persuaded: "Don't delay Mr. Li's time, hurry up, Mr. Li is in a hurry, and you can let the people of the whole country know you!" ”
The woman sneered, "That's interesting, what's wrong with the leader of the country?" Also known to the people of the whole country! ”
"This is Mr. Li, who doesn't know anyone in Jingang City! Star! ”
"Stars? He? The woman sat on the ground and looked at Li Fan, pouting, "You young partners to fool me, I know you all know, hum, if these crooked melons and cracked dates are all stars, I can play Cixi Lafayette!" Less nonsense, take the money! ”
Give Li Fan anger, what a trick!
The most difficult thing in the world is women, and the most difficult thing for women is this kind of woman who tears her face and doesn't care about anything.
Which man and woman have you ever seen and the man win? Li Fan is no exception!
At this time, two policemen came over, "What's going on?" ”
Li Fan said angrily: "She touched porcelain, comrade policeman." ”
The two policemen were stunned, and one of them hurriedly stretched out his hand, "Eh, Mr. Li?" I especially love watching your shows. ”
Another policeman also said, "Mr. Li, today can be regarded as seeing a real person." ”
When the woman heard this, she expected that something bad was going to happen, so she quickly stood up and wanted to run, but after only a few steps, she was dragged by a tall policeman with a brisk step.
"Wow, you're in good shape! It's nothing!"
Another also said: "Let's go, go back to the police station for investigation!" ”
The woman smirked, "Comrade policeman, misunderstanding, misunderstanding!" ”
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Li Fan watched with his arms on his shoulders, and at this moment, a very ordinary family car stopped on the side.
A tall woman walked down, wearing a large-brimmed hat, big sunglasses, and a scarf, almost covering her face, it was Lu Man.
Lu Man froze, his brows furrowed tightly, and he said coldly to the woman, "Why are you here?" ”
The woman's expression was ashamed, her eyes were dazed, and she did not speak.
Lu Man glanced at Li Fan and said in a stiff tone, "You guys have misunderstood, right?" Are you idle? Do you want to go to the police station to record a confession at such a late hour? Don't you have to take a break after recording the show? ”
Li Fan was clever and knew what she meant, so he hurriedly said to the police: "We have misunderstood, and we are in trouble." ”
The women also repeatedly said, "Yes, misunderstanding, misunderstanding!" ”
The police are not stupid, since the parties are not investigated, they can't do it themselves. It's useless to run into this kind of porcelain, unless a new law is introduced.
The tall policeman warned: "Don't make an example! ”
The woman nodded again and again, glanced at Lu Man secretly, and hurriedly left.
As soon as the matter was over, everyone gathered around and asked for autographs. Fortunately, it was the second half of the night, and there were not many onlookers, otherwise, Li Fan would have to vomit blood from exhaustion.
Lu Man was well disguised and was not recognized, she drove directly into the community.
……
Li Fan pondered while walking upstairs, looking at the woman's expression, Li Fan guessed that it would be Lu Man's mother, but the mother of a big star wouldn't be so down, right? What exactly do they have to do with each other.
And that Cao Mingquan, is he and Lu Man boyfriend and girlfriend?
Lu Man has a bunch of mysteries on his body, and he really wants to solve them and spy on his privacy, but Lu Man protects herself too well, and she has never talked about anything about herself in front of Li Fan.
But the more he concealed it and the more he protected himself, the more Li Fan wanted to get to know this eccentric star.
When he arrived at Lu Man's floor, Li Fan didn't go any further, he wanted to know the truth and knocked on the door.
The door opens.
Lu Man's complexion was very bad, his face was expressionless, and after letting Li Fan in, he sat on the sofa, looked at the TV with a blank look, and said casually: "What do you want to say?" ”
Li Fan swallowed back the words that came to his mouth, "Ah, I'm just curious, why did you become a guest commentator, why didn't you go to the judge of "Laughing Star Alliance"?" ”
"Don't want to go!"
"Wow, you're so willful!"
"Do you mean I'm not responsible for the program team? No way, I'm like that! ”
Li Fan hurriedly said, "How dare I." Let's take a look at this episode of "Laughing Star Alliance", at this point, the full version of the program should be released. ”
"Whatever you want."
Li Fan clicked on the Internet TV, found this episode, and watched it.
Because of Lu Man's temporary withdrawal, a new judge was added, who is also an actor.
The show has changed as a whole, the content is more vivid and lively, and the rigor of the structure has also been greatly loosened, the most important thing is that there are two groups of comedians in this issue who chose the form of a talk show, one is the guest who fills the position, and the other group is naturally Jiang Mengchen.
Li Fan is proud, look at our influence!
Li Fannai looked at it wholeheartedly, shaking his head while watching, and there were words in his mouth, "Big brother, talk shows are not like this!" "What kind of talk show are you, you're a stupid hat show!" "Eh, this art is smashed in your hands, why don't you give me some anger."
Lu Man didn't bother to pay attention to him, staring at the TV blankly, and didn't know if he watched it or not.
I can still watch the first few shows, but the rest of it is boring.
It was past two o'clock in the morning, Li Fan's body was already weak, but now he was tired and sleepy, and as soon as his eyes were closed, he fell asleep.
The sun was shining in, and it was dawn.
Li Fan struggled to open his eyes and found himself lying on the sofa, covered with a blanket, exuding a quiet fragrance.
He sat up and rubbed his eyes, "Sister Man? Sister Man? ”
No one answered.
Out of the corner of his eye, there was a box of medicine on the coffee table in front of him, and a note was pressed underneath:
"I went to filming, I brought the key, I must take care of my dog, her name is Qiqi, and the medicine was bought for you - Lu Man."
Dog? What dog?
Li Fan was stunned for a moment, but when he turned around, he sat on the ground in fright.
"Wow!"
"Don't, don't, don't come here! Old girl, we have something to say! ”
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