Chapter Twenty-Eight: Sweating Profusely
At the beginning, it was Uncle Li who was sweating, and now it is Uncle Li and Huang Ye who are sweating together. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoSweat poured out of the two of them like a small waterfall. The clothes of the two of them, at a speed visible to the naked eye, were slowly soaked with sweat and slowly adsorbed on their bodies, and at first glance, the two looked as if they had just been fished out of the water tank.
Huang Ye said in a trembling voice: "This... This is.. Acupuncture? ”
Li Feiyang said with an innocent face: "NO.NO.NO! This is the traditional Chinese trick 'mute technique', as for what kind of throwing device to hit the hole, I have never heard of it. ”
Huang Ye laughed miserably: "It's me who is reckless!" The frog at the bottom of the well, I don't know the vastness of the world, I thought there, I, the loach, can one day meet you, the real dragon! ”
He was already a little hunched over, but now he is even more hunched, he walked out of his seat, bowed deeply to Li Feiyang, his head was already on his knees, and said in a muffled voice: "Master, you are the heavenly dragon, we are the tattered goods of the lower three gates, this time we have eyes and do not know Mount Tai, the lard blindfolded your heart, alarmed you, you should punish us." I am the master of the thieves in the three central and southern provinces, this matter is because of me, and please raise your noble hand and let go of my brothers, I will bear everything alone! ”
Li Feiyang said coldly: "Don't you want something to explain?" I gave you an explanation, and you're not satisfied? ”
"Don't dare!"
Huang Ye's head was about to drop to the ground.
Uncle Li walked to the side of the aisle to help Huang Ye, and said to Li Feiyang: "Master, we didn't know that the real person was in front of us and collided with you, and we are willing to be punished." It's just that Huang Ye is so old and his heart hurts that his young son is injured, so he will come here to ask you for an understanding. Parents who are all in the world, you can spare him for the sake of his old age and young son's disability! ”
Li Feiyang suddenly smiled and said: "I'm not a gangster, I don't spare anything, it sounds weird and scary!" It's just a trick, as for all the fuss? ”
Uncle Li and Huang Ye didn't dare to refute, Huang Ye raised his head and begged: "Master, can this trick be taken back?" I'm old and weak, and my heart is not good, so I can't see such a clever trick. ”
Li Feiyang said: "Oh, this trick is very energy-consuming. Now that the performances have been performed, you have watched and watched, if you take it back, the price will be a bit big! ”
Huang Ye squinted at several of his subordinates nearby, among whom the elder brother closest to him was reclining on the seat in a lazy posture. But his body was stiff, his hands couldn't be stretched out, his mouth couldn't be opened, and his face still retained the smiling expression he had just talked and laughed with people.
But he smiled, and his eyes showed a look of extreme fear.
Huang Ye saw that his eyes were cold, his heart was cold, although it was not himself who was fixed, but he also felt the same way, his body couldn't help trembling slightly, his head was lowered, and he said to Li Feiyang: "Master, as long as you accept the trick and let the little ones go, what do you have to tell you in the future, our brothers in the three central and southern provinces, swear to serve to the death, and never give up!" ”
Li Feiyang said with a smile: "I, as a person, cannot be threatened by others in my life. Half a year ago, there was a thug in Tang City who saw me unpleasantly and wanted to threaten me, and then he died! ”
Huang Ye and Uncle Li sweated like rain, bowed their heads and said, "I implore the young master to raise your noble hand!"
At this time, a shout came from the next car: "Bananas, oranges, big pears, beer, drinks, ham sausages, do you want anything?" Watch your feet, lift your feet! ”
The aunt who was pushing a cart and selling things on the train was about to come over.
Huang Ye and Uncle Li are in a hurry, if someone finds an abnormality in the carriage, and the police on the car come to check what is going on, this matter will be a big fuss!
None of the old brothers in the entire carriage have a clean butt, and if they are really checked one by one, they will not be able to clean up.
Li Feiyang saw that the two of them were so anxious that the corners of their eyes jumped, the blue tendons on their foreheads burst out, and their eyes showed a fierce pleading color, and they even made a gesture to kneel down and kowtow to Li Feiyang.
Li Feiyang sighed, his right hand shook, and there was another handful of coins in his hand, he waved his hand outward, and in an instant, the carriage changed from silence to hustle and bustle.
"Ouch"
"Ouch"
"What's wrong with me?"
"Damn it, hell! On the train in broad daylight, there are ghosts pressing! ”
These people didn't even know what was going on, they were still talking and laughing just now, and at the same time secretly watching Li Feiyang, Uncle Li, and Huang Ye's every move, just waiting for Huang Ye and Uncle Li to speak, they would surround them and give Li Feiyang a few colors.
When they saw Li Feiyang standing up, saying something to change a trick and show it to Huang Ye, everyone was disapproving, and said in their hearts: "A child who has not dried up with milk, his hair has not grown, what nonsense to talk to him." The brothers secretly gave him a few knives, and also cut his eyes and the bridge of his nose to avenge Huang Laosan. With so many people around, dragging him out at the next stop and throwing him into the stinking gutter, who knows who did it? ”
But after everyone saw Li Feiyang holding a coin in his hand and shaking his arm twice, they felt numb all over their bodies, as if they had been hit by something on a certain part of their body, and their bodies suddenly stiffened and weakened, their mouths could not be opened, their hands and feet could not move, and it was extremely difficult for their eyes to turn around, but they did not lose their senses.
This situation is extremely strange and unheard of, and everyone present has never experienced this kind of unbelievable scene, and they are all so frightened that they will fly away, but they just suspect that they have fallen into some demon magic and have been possessed by ghosts and demon foxes.
Now that the body was suddenly under control again, everyone's hearts were pounding, and they were all terrified by the strange situation just now.
There are slow reactions, and they think that they have really provoked something unclean, and they are wondering if they should go back and find a "great immortal" to exorcise evil for themselves.
But the people who were closer to Li Feiyang all watched in horror as Huang Ye and Uncle Li stood in the aisle and pleaded bitterly to Li Feiyang, and they almost knocked their heads on the ground, and Li Feiyang waved his hand to relieve the stiffness and difficulty in stretching everyone's body.
For a while, the eyes of several people looking at Li Feiyang changed, in their eyes, the hand that Li Feiyang showed just now was simply a miraculous skill, and the means were close to God, this was no longer a "spell" or "witchcraft" that mortals could predict.
At this time, the aunt who was selling things on the train came over with a cart, "Do you want anything?" Do you want a beer drink? Do you want ham sausages? Do you want roast chicken? ”
Li Feiyang beckoned: "Auntie, bring me a piece of ham." ”
"Okay!"
The fat aunt came with a cart and took out a bag of ham, "This is Jinhua ham, cut into slices, packaged, a bag is weighed, exactly half a catty, a piece of five-day pack." ”
Uncle Li next to him hurriedly took out the money and handed it to the fat aunt, "You don't need to make change, for the rest of the money, you can take a copy of what is sold in the car and put it on the table." ”
"Huh?"
"Ahhhh I'm willing to pay for it, but you're not willing to do business, are you? ”
"Okay, okay, I'll get it for you!"
The fat aunt was so excited that she hurriedly took out a large bag of food from the car, "This is Jinling's saltwater duck, this is Jinqiao roast chicken, this is Huangxing five-spice beans, this is... ”
The fat aunt chattered in her mouth, kept in her hands, and after a while, she took out a bunch of snacks and placed them on the table in front of Li Feiyang.
After taking the things, the fat aunt asked cautiously, "Boss, I still have a good rice wine, do you want a bottle?" ”
Huang Ye looked at the Moutai bottle that Li Feiyang opened, waved his hand, and said, "We have our own wine." ”
The fat aunt left happily.
Li Feiyang slowly opened the package of the ham and said, "I just scattered sixty-three coins, and I scattered them twice, a total of one hundred and twenty-six, Huang Ye, Uncle Li, did I miscalculate?" ”
Huang Ye and Uncle Li both trembled, and hurriedly said: "How dare the little one respond to the 'master' (uncle) in front of the master, you are a high-achieving student, and the arithmetic must not be bad."
The brothers on the train this time were sixty-three people in total, but they didn't expect to be seen by Li Feiyang. Not only did people see it, but they also restrained these sixty-three people with a wave of their hands, this kind of skill, this kind of means, it is really terrifying!
Li Feiyang said: "Some people say that money can serve ghosts and can also channel spirits, I threw out this coin, and sure enough, these noisy voices disappeared immediately, hahaha, the power of money is really good!" ”
Huang Ye and Uncle Li said in their hearts: "It's about money! With your skill, even if you scatter a handful of peanuts, we will have to kneel down for you. ”
However, now the two of them are like fish on the board, and now Li Feiyang said that the is fragrant, and they have to close their eyes and eat it. ”
Li Feiyang said: "What do you say is the most powerful thing in this world? ”
Huang Ye said with trepidation, "Please advise the master." ”
Li Feiyang smiled: "Why be so restrained, sit down and talk, Uncle Li also sits down." ”
The two sat respectfully in front of Li Feiyang, with their hands on their knees, in the posture of a good boy listening carefully.
Li Feiyang said: "One is money, the other is power!" ”
Huang Ye and Uncle Li said in unison: "What the master said is true! ”
Li Feiyang asked again: "What do you say is the most precious thing in this world for us?" ”
The two said: "Please give me advice!" ”
Li Feiyang said: "It's fate! Life is gone, everything is in vain! ”
The two of them began to sweat again.