Chapter 8 The Little Fresh Exorcism Method
"What?" Fang Ke was stunned by Xiao He's words, and turned his head to look at her in dismay. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
"I mean, Aunt Su probably got something unclean." Xiaohe swears.
"Senior sister, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense." Fang Ke stopped and said righteously, "I am a man who wants to be the successor of the communist cause to realize the Chinese dream of the great rejuvenation of the Chinese nation, and I am a staunch atheist, you can't fool me." ”
"Going to die?" Xiao He was speechless and gave him a blank look: "Have you forgotten your ability?" Have you forgotten what my master and I do? Have you forgotten what type of fiction this is? ”
Xiao He's three questions were like an initiation, Fang Ke suddenly came to his senses, he scratched his head, a little embarrassed: "I can't help it, the character that the author set for me is like this." ”
Xiao He nodded in understanding, took a few steps forward, looked back and smiled, learning from Aqing's sister-in-law, and suddenly said a sentence: "Little junior brother, you listen to me~~"
It turned out that Xiao He had been learning the Tao with Lu Yuanqing since he could remember, and the excellent talent she showed on the way to cultivation always amazed Lu Yuanqing. When she was 12 years old, she followed her master to the north and south to see the world, and subdued demons and exorcised ghosts to make a living. Although with the development of science and technology and the increasing population, the demons and ghosts that have been squeezed have lost a lot of space for existence, but there are still some of them. Therefore, Xiao He relied on his years of experience in eating melons while watching the master exorcise ghosts, and concluded that Aunt Su was haunted by evil spirits.
"Understood." Fang Ke snapped his fingers, "But senior sister, why do you use singing?" ”
Xiao He still maintained the final finishing action of the end of the song, and when she heard Fang Ke's question, she stood up straight and said angrily: "Who knows what the author is crazy about today?" ”
Although Fang Ke agreed with this point of view very much, because he was too worried about Aunt Su's body, he didn't dwell too much on it, but asked, "Senior sister, you can save Aunt Su." ”
"Before, it was all the master's work, and I assisted from the side, so I could only try as much as I could. Speaking of which, this is the first time for anyone. Xiao He said, bowing his head infinitely shyly.
“……”
Knowing that Aunt Su's health might improve, Fang Ke was in a good mood and made a big meal to treat his senior sister first.
During the banquet, Fang Ke asked what he needed to prepare, and he went to buy it in the afternoon, Xiao He licked his oily lips, thought for a while, and waved his hand: "Big fish and meat like this, I need a table at night." ”
Fang Ke asked what about the exorcism?
Xiao He nodded and said that what I said was ah.
Fang Ke was speechless for a moment, he didn't say anything, but he was muttering in his heart, why didn't you see your foodie attribute on the mountain.
Xiao He saw that he was slandered, so he grabbed the hand in his hand three or two times until only the bones remained, wiped his hands with a tissue, and said with some seriousness: "Xiao Fang, don't you believe in Senior Sister?" ”
"Sort of." Fang Ke was blunt.
Xiao He was suffocated by Fang Ke's words, and said in his heart that this kid is telling the truth. Thinking like this, he asked, "Don't you have many friends?" ”
"You found out all this?" Fang Ke was a little surprised.
"Obviously, people who can't talk have very few friends." Xiao He shrugged.
Fang Ke scratched his head, thought for a while, and agreed: "It makes sense. ”
"Based on years of experience in exorcism of onlookers, I have created a set of 'Xiaohe-style fresh exorcism method', which is fast, lightweight, simple and easy to use, unlike other Taoist sects that use talismans to exorcise ghosts, and also prepare some messy things, extravagance and waste. But my method is very draining, so I have to eat two big meals to make up for it. Xiao He changed his serious expression and tried to pull the topic back.
"Does it work? I heard from the master, you're actually not good at drawing talismans, right? Fang Ke was very cruel and hit the nail on the head.
"Can we have a nice chat?" Xiao He, who picked up a piece of pork ribs again, almost bit her tongue, she threw the things in her hand back into the bowl and looked at Fang Ke with a resentful expression.
Lunch time ended in a happy and friendly atmosphere, Xiao He slowly moved his steps, lay on the sofa, gently stroked his bulging lower abdomen, and his face was filled with a motherly happy expression.
So your plan is to eat a baby out? Fang Ke muttered while cleaning up the kitchen and dining room.
Xiao He didn't know what he was saying, patted his round belly, and said with a smile: "I've long been tired of eating the vegetarian rice on the mountain, and the meat dishes you make are so delicious, so I didn't stop it, hehe." ”
Fang Ke nodded in understanding: "Eat more, it's good to contribute when you're full." After a while, he asked again, "By the way, senior sister, when are we going to exorcise ghosts?" At night? ”
Xiao He tilted his head and thought about it, and analyzed: "It doesn't matter about the time, but there are many people in the daytime, and it's still night, secluded, and the impact is small." ”
"I didn't expect you to think about the problem so comprehensively, senior sister." Fang Ke couldn't help but admire.
"That's it." Xiao He shook his shoulders triumphantly. After a while, she said again: "But in case my 'Xiaohe-style Fresh Exorcism Method', in case I can't drive away the evil spirits, I will have to rely on you at that time." ”
"Rely on me? How to rely on it? Fang Ke felt strange in his heart.
"Have you forgotten your abilities?" Xiao He glanced at him, "The power of thunder and lightning is the power of heaven and earth to show the power, if it doesn't go away at that time, you will slash it with a lightning bolt, no matter what demons and monsters he is, he will be scattered." ”
"It won't hurt Aunt Sue, will it?" Fang Ke felt a little unreliable.
"Don't worry, when the time comes, do as I say, it won't be bad." Xiao He gave him a reassuring look.
After hearing this, Fang Ke rubbed his hands excitedly, faintly looking forward to the actions of the night.
Speaking of which, this is also his first time.
After dinner, the city is lit up with colorful neon lights and passing traffic.
Fang Ke and the others came to Hongji Hospital again, Aunt Su was in good spirits today and had not rested, Su Mo sat on the edge of the bed and talked to her.
Seeing Fang Ke and the others, they were both very happy, Su Mo went back and forth, serving tea and water, washing fruits and peeling skins, and was extremely attentive.
Aunt Su looked at her lovingly and said with a smile, "Since I was sick, this child has grown up. If that's the case, then I'll be sick a few more times. ”
"What nonsense, Mom." Su Mo said with disgust.
The four of them chatted until late, and Aunt Su did not feel a trace of sleepiness, and she completely lost her previous yawning state.
Fang Ke looked at the ward, and his heart was worthy of being a private hospital, this single room had all the needs of the patient's life, as well as a separate bathroom, and it was in the corner, and it was very closed, which made it convenient for the two of them to move later.
The time was almost up, Fang Ke and Xiao He glanced at each other, because the exorcism required the cooperation of the possessed, so they were ready to tell Aunt Su the truth.
"Aunt Su, do you believe me?" Fang Ke didn't have a head or a brain.
Xiao He couldn't help but roll his eyes, this EQ is no one.
Aunt Su nodded and said I believe it, what's wrong?
So Fang Ke picked up the important ones about the experience of the past two months. At the end, he said, "So my senior sister thinks you may have something unclean." ”
Aunt Su was stunned for a moment and didn't speak.
Su Mo clapped his hands heartlessly on the side, and said Brother Fang Ke, with your ability to make up stories, you can write novels.
Fang Ke saw that they didn't believe in themselves, pulled Xiao He in front of him, pointed at her and said, "I don't believe you ask her, she is so beautiful, she shouldn't lie." ”
The two looked at Xiao He, who could only nod helplessly.
"Believe it, I didn't say I didn't believe it." Seeing Xiao He's affirmation of Fang Ke's statement, Aunt Su spoke.
Desperate for this face-looking world, Fang Ke wailed in his heart.
"Actually, after so long, my aunt has been muttering in her heart for a long time, but when you said it just now, it was difficult to accept it for a while." Aunt Su put on a positive and cooperative attitude, "Then you guys, what should I do?" ”
"I'll listen to my senior sister later, and I promise to help you get rid of it tonight." Fang Ke swore by it.
"Okay." Aunt Su nodded.