Chen An: I want half!

"Yo, Marisa...... Hey? ”

Linzi, who was lying in the rocking chair and reading carefully, heard Chen An's greeting and thought it was Marisa, but she felt that the voice was wrong, so she looked up. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Her face changed.

"Chen An!?"

Looking at the cup in Chen An's hand where she had just drunk water, Linzi decisively smashed the book in his hand into his face.

Chen An was startled and hurriedly dodged the attack sideways.

Grab the book and place it on the table.

He sipped his sip and was speechless.

"Linzi, what are you doing?"

It's hard to see you again, so that's the reaction?

Linzi pursed his lips and held his glasses as if nothing had happened.

"Nothing, the habit of welcoming guests."

Hey, he didn't even hit so closely, this guy reacted so fast.

Marisa approached her, and she was amazed.

"Xianglin, when did you have this habit? How I don't know. ”

She had been to Xianglin Hall countless times, but she had never received this kind of treatment.

Of course, she didn't want to be treated like that!

Linzi squinted at Chen An, especially the cup in his hand, and couldn't help but snort.

"Just now!"

Chen An: "......"

I went, to put it bluntly, it was aimed at him, and I really saved people for nothing.

It's a shame that he was burned by fire for so long at that time, and he suffered so much later, what a white-eyed wolf!

Chen An was indignant in his heart, and couldn't help but scold.

"Tigress!"

Linzi's face turned black all of a sudden, she grinded her teeth, and she didn't smile.

"Chen An, do you want to make trouble?"

Looking at Linzi's white and flawless teeth, Chen An's face changed greatly, and he suddenly felt a pain in his ears, and he turned his head without a trace, he whistled and swore an oath.

"Misunderstanding! I wasn't just talking about you. ”

He rolled his eyes and pointed to Marisa gloating.

"I'm talking about her!"

That kind of thing happened not long ago, and I think Marisa should be gentle and not bother him.

Uh, thinking about being chased before, Chen Anxin secretly sighed.

Forget it, don't expect Marisa to be a gentle and lovely woman!

However, compared to Linzi, who has a good mouthful of teeth, Chen An still thinks Marisa is better to bully.

Hehe, the gossip furnace is gone, and Marisa's stupid guy scratches him with his fists at most!

Thinking of this, Chen An suddenly became proud.

At a glance, you can see through which one is easy to bully, it really deserves to be him, it is witty!

Marisa's face darkened too, and this guy was really looking for trouble.

She took out the gossip stove from the pocket of her apron and sneered.

"Chen An, the old lady suddenly thinks it's better to kill you."

Chen An was shocked.

"Marisa, didn't you lose your gossip furnace?"

Are you kidding! The gossip furnace was not lost, and the fool went to provoke her!

Marisa has a sunny smile.

"Lie to you."

Chen An: "......"

Swindler! Women are liars!

Chen An hated Marisa for lying.

While scolding Marisa in his heart for not learning well, he offered the cup in his hand to Marisa, and decisively begged for mercy.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong."

The hero doesn't suffer the immediate loss, so he should admit it first.

Seeing Chen An's sincere face, Linzi sneered.

She'd never seen such a shameless guy.

Just now, he was saying bad things about people, and he was able to change his face and flatter him immediately, as if none of those things had happened.

Shameless, shameless!

Marisa was also very angry, kicked Chen An, and muttered.

"Disgraced fellow."

She began to think about whether she was going to pack up her bags and go back to the Misty Rain Magic House.

With this kind of goods, it won't become like that in the future, right?

Thinking about herself abandoning her reserve and becoming cheeky, Marisa shuddered.

Chen An saw her thoughts in Marisa's disdainful eyes and couldn't help but take a sip.

Ahh You thief is shameless!

Of course, Chen An didn't dare to say a word about these words now, and he felt that the two women couldn't afford to mess with him, so he decided to change the target.

casually threw the burden in his hand on Linzi's face, and Chen An picked up Xianglintang as his own home.

Linzi: "......"

Linzi was attacked in vain, and almost blew up his lungs.

Forcefully put the burden on the table, she rushed over and screwed Chen An's ear.

"Bastard, do you dare to throw something in my face, don't you want to live?"

"Lady, lady."

Chen An grinned while tinkering with the electrical appliances in his hand, and he found that this thing had entered the water and could no longer be used.

Finding this, Chen An was immediately bored, so he casually threw things aside.

Litter!

Seeing this, Linzi felt sorry for his collection, and hurriedly ran over to check it.

"Don't look at it, it's water, it's bad."

Chen An said casually, and continued to pick and choose there to see if he could get some cheap.

However, he searched for a long time and rummaged around, only to find that basically everything was broken.

Computer...... Bad.

Cell phone...... Bad.

Wristwatch...... Bad.

Chen An turned over for a long time, except for a PSP game console that was not unpacked, everything else was flooded.

Even the things that are not afraid of water are mostly in the tide.

How exactly is it maintained? Sure enough, is it just for fun?

Chen Anxin slandered his abdomen, so he casually dismantled the PSP.

After a toss, he found that the game console was still powered, and there were still many games in it.

Yo ho, earned.

Chen An muttered, and stuffed the game console into his arms, he looked at the goods thrown all over the ground by him, and couldn't help but be a little angry.

"Linzi, what kind of shop do you open, why do you sell all the garbage?"

I was hoping to find something good, but it turned out to be all bad.

It's speechless!

Chen Anhuo, Linzi is even more popular.

Not to mention the shop that was turned over by Chen An, even if he didn't ask for it, he could teach her a lesson as a matter of course, which was enough to make Linzi angry.

She yelled.

"You bastard, can you put down the things in your arms for me first, and then say such things!"

This guy is even more shameless than Marisa, at least when Marisa takes something, he will greet him and say that he borrowed it!

Chen An whistled.

"I can't."

Linzi grinded his teeth and wanted to go up and beat Chen An, but found that he couldn't do it.

can only pretend to be vicious and ask for money.

"Then give the money!"

Chen An was dissatisfied, and he blamed him.

"Hey, I'm your life-saver, take something, and actually ask me for money, do you still have any shame? Don't make me look down on you! ”

The most important thing is that he has no money in his pocket!

While watching the lively Marisa with relish, she laughed at the truth.

"Actually, to put it bluntly, I just don't have any money."

Ever since he met Chen An, he has been poorer than Reimeng. Lingmeng's money box still has a copper plate, but Chen An? From start to finish, there is no pocket!

was exposed to the truth by Marisa, and Chen An became a little angry.

"Nonsense, I can bury you with money Believe it or not!"

How dare you look down on him, what a self-righteous guy!

If he wants, not to mention burying Marisa with money, he can bury Gensokyo, he can do it!

"I don't believe it."

Linzi pursed his lips, very disdainful.

"Don't let me know that you are owed wages by the Red Devil Pavilion and owe Reimu 100,000.

Just like you, will you have money? Dream on! ”

Marisa nodded her head in agreement.

"Uh-huh, Chen An is a poor ghost."

Chen An was very angry, and felt that it would be impossible not to show some real skills.

He pointed at Marisa and decisively sold his teammates.

"Come, Linzi. How much do you think this black and white is worth? ”

"Do you want to die!"

Marisa was so angry that she almost didn't jump.

"How many times have I told you, the old lady is not called black and white, but she is dressed in black and white!"

Chen An ignored her and continued.

"Although Marisa is stupid, stupid and sloppy, straight, and lacks roots and tendons in her brain, she still has a few taels of meat on her body, and she is barely strong, so she should be worth a lot of money if she is abducted and sold, right?"

Linko glanced at Marisa, whose eyes were breathing fire, and laughed.

"No kidding, Gensokyo prohibits human trafficking."

Chen An: "......"

He didn't give up, but continued to sell his teammates in a different way.

"Okay, even if this stupid guy can't be sold, but it's still the eldest lady of the foggy rain props store, you tie her up, and then go to her father to ask for a ransom, which is guaranteed to be worth more than this game console!"

Marisa, Rinko: "......"

Silent, Linzi kicked Chen An, who was still foaming at the mouth and flickering her to be a kidnapper, out of Xianglin Hall, and then closed the door at once.

Chen An: "......"

When he found that he had been driven out, he was furious and knocked on the door.

"Bastard, give Marisa back!"

Before we could discuss how to divide the money, I kicked him out, because I wanted to tie up Marisa alone and then swallow it alone, bastard!

After a while, just as Chen An began to think about whether to blow up Xianglin Hall, and then snatch Marisa back and sell it for himself, the door suddenly opened.

Syllable!

Seeing the door open, Chen An didn't have time to be happy, so he was slapped in the face by Marisa's broom.

Marisa threw the pendant at him with a dark face.

"Take it, if you dare to lose it, I'll kill you!"

With a vicious word, Marisa closed the door again.

Chen An touched his reddened face, and hung the pendant that Marisa had thrown at him around his neck.

He yelled loudly at the door.

"Hey, Marisa, remember to go back to the Red Devil Pavilion! And Linzi, Marisa's ransom must be left for me! ”

After saying this, Chen An turned around and ran.

Flash! Otherwise, you will definitely die!

Sure enough, not far from Chen An's run, Marisa rushed out of Xianglin Hall, looking at the back of Chen An, who had been oiled on the soles of her feet, she jumped like thunder. Holding the gossip furnace and starting to go berserk.

"Roar! You scumbag stand up to the old lady, limit the spark!! ”

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