If Zhao Yiming has to give his sister a comment, then he only has eight words: quiet as a virgin, moving like a crazy rabbit. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Just sitting quietly, Zhao Yatong is like a lady in the painting - her hands are like soft wattles, her skin is like clotted fat, her head is like a moth with eyebrows, she is smiling smartly, and her eyes are beautiful.

But as long as she opens her mouth, all good illusions will be shattered.

Of course, Zhao Yiming knows his sister's character - straightforward, brutal, nervous, strong self-esteem, hot temper, strong aura, the key is that she can also martial arts, although her Wing Chun in her previous life did not say that she beat ten, but it is not a problem to overturn two or three big men, her petite body definitely contains a huge energy that is not commensurate with her figure.

A full female man!

Seeing the old sister going crazy, Zhao Yiming was accustomed to it, in her previous life, because of her temperament, she was still single at the age of 28, although the people who chased her could form a reinforced platoon, but there was also a company that was scared away by her. Before he was reborn, he was still listening to his mother sighing that his girls were about to become leftovers.

"Sister, you are dissipated, isn't this the third year of high school? You'll have to go to university. Zhao Yiming could only comfort.

Zhao Yatong didn't have time to speak.

A surprised voice sounded next to him: "Heh! Zhao Yatong, this is your brother, scare me! ”

It's a man with glasses who has been ignored for a long time, and he's been trying to talk to his sister. But the elder sister is his air, and Zhao Yiming naturally will not disobey his elder sister, so he should not be invisible.

Zhao Yatong finally didn't treat him as a transparent person this time: "Liu Jian, if you don't go home on vacation, what are you doing here?" ”

As he said this, he looked impatient.

Liu Jian?

Zhao Yiming's eyes lit up, this Liu Jian was the craziest admirer of my sister in high school. This guy also did a shocking thing in his junior year of high school, that is, he lit 99 heart-shaped candles to courting his sister under the teaching building.

The old lady was also moved at the time, and then rejected him fiercely. And I didn't use any reason to focus on studying, so I just didn't feel a word.

Zhao Yiming silently mourned for the tragic man in his heart.

However, Liu Jian, the man with glasses, seemed to be accustomed to the attitude of the old lady, and was not annoyed at all: "It's a holiday, I heard that you are moving out of the dormitory, and I want to see if I can help." ”

Saying that, he also looked at Zhao Yiming, as if he hoped that he could say a few good words.

Zhao Yiming ignored him, not to mention that there must have been this guy in the few glances that stared at him just now. Even if he didn't, the old lady obviously didn't want to see him, and she would tilt her ass to his side when her head was caught by the door.

Zhao Yatong waved her hand: "I'm a girls' dormitory, and boys can't go in." ”

Liu Jian pointed at Zhao Yiming and said, "Then how did your brother enter, didn't he come to help you move the dormitory?" ”

"He's a minor, what about you?"

Liu Jian choked suddenly, he was a minor more than ten days ago, but he had just passed his eighteenth birthday.

"Then I'll be waiting for you outside in my dorm."

I'm sorry, this guy isn't dead yet.

"Sister, when will my aunt come to pick us up?" Zhao Yiming asked deliberately, he wanted to bring out his parents to scare Liu Jian away.

Unexpectedly, Zhao Yatong replied: "Half an hour before you came, my aunt went to the school and gave me the key, and the unit where she worked called her back in an emergency." Now there is only Xiaomeng in the house. ”

Xiaomeng's big name Wang Mengmeng, a 10-year-old Lori in the third grade, a little aunt.

Now, it was Zhao Yiming's turn to be dumbfounded.

"Oh, you're not happy if Liu Jian is willing to help. Liu Jian, I'm in charge, you can come. ”

Zhao Yiming's three people were at a stalemate, and another voice interjected.

People arrived before the sound came, and as soon as they heard this voice, Zhao Yiming knew that it was Song Chuxia, and saw He Yiyi walking with her, and he didn't know when they came.

The two of them and their elder sister are not only high school classmates, but also junior high school classmates. When they were in junior high school, the three of them were good friends, and they were called the three Jinhua on campus by the good deeds. Especially in the early summer of Song, he is in the same community as Zhao Yiming.

Zhao Yiming subconsciously dodged backwards. This Song Chuxia has grown up bullying herself since she was a child, especially her own face, she likes to pinch it, and when she was a child, she often pinched herself to cry.

Zhao Yatong explained to Zhao Yiming first: They were called by me to help, and the two of them were unrighteous, so they rented a house and moved out in their second year of high school.

Then he glared at Song Chuxia: "You dare to say it again, we broke off our relationship." ”

The word "breakup" is already a mantra among the three of them, and it has no practical meaning.

Song Chuxia is not afraid of the old sister, to a certain extent, the two of them have very similar personalities. She was very straightforward: "Yiyi and I can help, but we are both girls." Are you going to let us lift the heavy loads for you, or do you want your brother to fight alone? ”

This one? Zhao Yatong was stunned, she hadn't thought of this before. She didn't have a lot of things in her dormitory, but she had two large boxes of books, including high school textbooks, study materials she bought, and magazines. Each box is estimated to be dozens of catties.

She could handle a box herself, but looking at her brother's thin arms and legs, she finally nodded.

However, she explained that after moving things, she invited everyone to dinner, and Liu Jian also wanted to go, she generally doesn't like to owe favors to others, and likes to pay it back on the spot.

Liu Jian was naturally overjoyed, and there were many unexpected gains this time. In addition to being able to get closer to Zhao Yatong, you can also know that she moved there and eat together. This makes a lot of money.

"Then let's go." Zhao Yiming immediately suggested that he was diverting someone's attention.

But alas, he did not succeed.

was still grabbed by Song Chuxia, and a pair of claws were about to greet him in the face.

As I said before, Zhao Yiming is not obviously handsome. It is good skin, white and clean, and moisturized. It's just that the only advantage of this is that it has been sinned from a small age to a big one.

In order to avoid the pain of flesh and skin, he hurriedly summoned Dumb, searched out those words that praised the girl with his mind, and then poured his brain at Song Chuxia: "Sister Chuxia, as a gentle, beautiful, cute, pure, elegant, and charming beauty. Just let the little brother go. ”

This series of words of praise was said by Zhao Yiming in one breath at a very fast speed, so that he almost didn't mention it in one breath.

"Huh?" Song Chuxia finally stopped, with a look of surprise: "Obviously you can!" No, you have to praise one sister again, and you don't have to bring the same one. Otherwise, I won't let you go. ”

Sister Chuxia, you are too thick-skinned, how can you force others to praise yourself.

However, for the sake of his face, Zhao Yiming let it go. He pondered for a moment and took a deep breath: "Sister Chuxia, the appearance is better than the heavenly fairy, the fairy descends to earth, the flower looks like the moon, the flower is like jade, Chu Chu is moving, the country is captivating, the country is fragrant, and the peerless is amazing, these words are too suitable for you." ”

After listening to Zhao Yiming's talk, everyone was dumbfounded, and several girls' eyes were even brighter.

After a long time, He Yiyi was puzzled and asked, "Xiao Ming, I know what most of the words mean?" But what is the allusion to the country and the city. ”

Forehead? Isn't there such an allusion in this time and space?

I checked it with Dumb, and sure enough, it didn't. But since he said it, Zhao Yiming only chased ducks on the shelves and explained: "This is from a poem." ”

"Oh, what a poem." He Yiyi immediately asked.

Zhao Yiming could only chant slowly: "There are beautiful women in the north, peerless and independent." One look at the city, and then look at the country. ”

"Wow!" He Yiyi listened to the poem, and couldn't help but let out a cheer like a little girl.

While others are still slowly reminiscing about the artistic conception of the whole poem.

Zhao Yiming shouted luck in his heart, and stopped in time to stop the loss, and put the remaining two sentences: "I would rather not know the city and the country." Beautiful women are hard to come by. "Pinch it off, otherwise the taste of the whole poem will change.

"Did you write this poem?" Song Chuxia's eyes were even brighter, and her home was just north of Zhao Yiming's house. More and more, she felt that the poem was written specifically for her.

"Why, it must have come from somewhere." Liu Jian couldn't help but retort, he was a little unhappy, and he felt like he had been robbed of the limelight.

He Yiyi glanced at him: "Absolutely not, otherwise how could I not know such a good poem." "She's an avid lover of poetry, and the whole school knows that.

Liu Jian was silent.

And He Yiyi no longer pursued, but turned to Zhao Yiming: "Xiao Ming, you have to praise me, otherwise you will write another poem." ”

Forehead? Also write poetry! I'll praise people.

"Sister Yiyi, it's hard to find a flawless girl with a lantern like you, who is so smart, smart and intelligent, naturally beautiful, fairy-looking, blue-hearted, bright-eyed, gentle, and white-eyed!"

Zhao Yiming is another string of adjectives. He Yiyi's eyes were fascinated with laughter.

After Zhao Yiming finished speaking, he just wanted to look at everyone proudly, but the afterglow swept the old lady's face. It's broken, the old lady is not happy. Why not be happy? I haven't praised her yet. With the old lady's self-esteem and temper, of course she was not happy.

The old lady is unhappy, and the consequences are serious. From childhood to adulthood, there are too many vivid examples.

For example, when Zhao Yiming's family hadn't moved yet, a neighbor was at home with a high pitch, making the neighbors unbearable. As a result, the old lady knocked on the door, and at first she was quite polite: Did you sing the high note just now? That's good......

When people heard the praise, they were very happy and modest: it didn't sound good...... Then, the old lady punched over: You still sing if you know it's not good!

One-punch knockout.

For another example, once, the old lady bought a pot of cactus out of nowhere and waited like a baby, watering and fertilizing. But I haven't seen it grow much in months, and it's the same size as when I first bought it. I couldn't bear to tell her that the cactus was made of plastic. As a result, the old lady squatted for half a month, grabbed the black vendor, and smashed the pot of cactus balls on the guy's ass. At that moment, the voice-activated streetlights of the entire street were lit up.

Thinking of this, Zhao Yiming shuddered. Then he opened his mouth with the unfriendly gaze of the old lady: "Also, the old lady, you are even more sunken fish and geese, shy flowers in the closed moon, bright as spring flowers, jade natural, dusty, bright and moving, graceful, and peerless." ”

This time, he didn't have to finish panting again, because he was used to it.