029 Don't be angry
At the beginning, Yuan Baojun still wanted to watch small movies, all of which were literary films, which were too heavy for him, a philistine, and he couldn't stand the overflowing sour smell after spending money, so he left early, attracting the attention of his classmates.
If the teacher who made this movie was right next to him, wouldn't he give you little shoes to wear?
Therefore, there was a pair of resentful eyes staring at the exiting freshman next to him, and he gritted his teeth with a "squeak". Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
He went to the work-study office to see how his English typist was hiring. Obviously, because the hourly wage was too low, it didn't attract any self-respecting classmates, so he decided to go into battle himself, and when a girl came out of the office, as if she had come to register for a work-study program, he immediately surrounded him to try his luck.
Seeing a lean and lean girl, who looked malnourished, should be a child of a hard-working family, he accosted: "Sister, do you want to work and study?" I've got a great opportunity here! ”
After hearing the salary, the sister-in-law classmates all showed disgust, so that he accosted several unsuccessfully, and he suffered a lot of white eyes, and the cadres of the work-study department snickered there.
I finally saw another ...... Hey? How is it an African-American girl? No matter what, a dead horse is a live horse doctor, as soon as he stepped forward, he smelled a strong smell of perfume, almost spicy eyes, Yuan Bao was startled, what kind of movement is this?
African-American girl: "YES? ”
Yuan Bao had already retreated, but still asked politely: "Are you ******?" I have a good opportunity here, which is the most suitable for international students. ”
African-American girl: "I'm sorry, I'm Chinese, and my dad is American. She said proudly.
Yuan Bao was pleasantly surprised, there was actually a mixed-race person, and immediately overcame the strong perfume of the spicy eyes, and said: "Oh, it turned out to be my own person, that's better, you must be very good at English, I need such a talent!" ”
Half-race girl: "Oh? Are you helping the company recruit or ......"
Yuan Bao: "I'm the employer, a fashionable high-tech company doing business in the United States. ”
Mixed-race girl: "Let's hear that." ”
Yuan Bao: "You know that newspapers have a section called classified ads, right? What our company is doing now is to put the traditional advertising layout on the Internet, do you know what the Internet is? ”
Mixed-race girl: "I've heard of the website that specializes in advertising, does anyone read it?" ”
Yuan Bao: "Of course, for example, if you have a house that is idle, don't you need to advertise?" On the other hand, there is the need to find a house to live in, it is not a hassle to go through the newspaper, and I don't know if the house has been rented out, there is no problem on the Internet, this is an interactive revolution, representing the most advanced technological trends. Our company is the first in the world to do this, do you want to become the father of our company? ”
His classified network was originally made to cooperate with being a real estate agent, so I always like to give this example. In fact, his favorite thing in his last life was to find a house through classified websites.
What he wants to do most is socializing, but the promotion is particularly troublesome, the competitors are particularly powerful, and it requires huge server expenses, and it is picked by a venture capital company when the time comes, so the classified website is an insurance plan for Yuan Bao's entrepreneurship, which can be done with only a very small amount of server expenses and programmers, and even his own third-rate, non-mainstream programmer can do it.
The mixed-race girl didn't come to look for a job at all, she thought that this boy was here to talk, although she was a half-race yellow and black, but she also looked quite standard. But she was moved by the gimmick of "doing business in the United States" and decided to pursue it.
She is a mixed-race child, but she was abandoned by her black American father since she was a child, and her single mother raised her under countless cynicisms.
It was in this situation that she decided to give it a try and said, "Congratulations, boss, I have decided to take this job, my name is Vicky." She stretched out a "jade hand" that was one rank darker than a black rose.
Oops, Yuan Bao didn't expect him to succeed, is it really okay? Can he stand the smell of perfume for spicy eyes?
After Yuan Bao finished introducing himself, he naturally said, "Can you not use such a strong perfume?" Can we be a little more elegant? ”
Vicky said, "No, you know, my American biological father passed on a special gene to me, and the smell under my armpits is stronger, and it has to be covered up with perfume. ”
Yuan Baohu doubted: "Is it so heavy?" I smell it, let me help you refer to it. ”
Vicky was more suspicious than Yuan Bao, and said vigilantly: "Do you want to cheat? ”
Yuan Bao: "It's wrong, it's just that we will work together in the future, the fragrance of this spicy eye is really unbearable, it's okay, I'll just sniff it lightly, like Jingba, promise not to tell others, if you're afraid that others will see it, we can hide, you see, there's a grove over there." ”
Vicky: "Do you really do that?" ”
Yuan Bao: "I don't want to, but how can I persuade you to put less perfume?" Do you know such a thing as musk? In fact, it is a very smelly thing, but it is diluted N times to become good, so you must not make it too strong. ”
Vicky hesitated, "I don't know you very well......"
It's so embarrassing, the boss I just met actually wants to sniff his armpits, she is a mixed-race little beauty, of course, many people don't think she's beautiful, after all, such a dark complexion is very eye-catching.
Came to the grove, on the side, and soon, Yuan Bao leaned over and sniffed his nose like Jingba, uh, it really didn't smell too good, but there was no need to use a perfume comparable to the concentration of "original musk".
Yuan Bao asserted: "It's not very smelly, really don't put too much perfume." ”
Vicky was encouraged, happy, "Oh, I see, I'll try the 'light' flavor tomorrow." I think you're a lot like a person. ”
Yuan Bao: "What? ”
Vicky: "The eunuch of the palace who helped the emperor test the body of the palace maid." ”
Yuan Bao laughed: "Don't dare, don't dare, concede." ”
Next, he took Vicky to his dormitory to get to know him, because Vicky didn't have a computer yet, and he would have to work in his dormitory in the future. When Vicky went, the dormitory exploded, and the roommates were simply ...... Is this surnamed Yuan the legendary flirtatious demon? Why do you tease any girl? Actually...... African-American girls also brought.
"This is my senior English assistant, Miss Vicky." Yuan Bao half-jokingly gave Vicky a high hat that didn't ask for money.
"Hello, hello!" Although she is African, she is also a pretty black girl, and her roommates have endured it, but they don't dislike her strong perfume smell.
There was a buddy in the bedroom next door who yelled more than ten meters away: "Which sprays such a strong perfume?" ”
Vicky's black face turned red, but fortunately she couldn't see it because of her dark complexion. Pouting, he decided to ignore the impudent boy.
A roommate ran over to quietly stop the second thing's howl, and the protest died down.
Yuan Bao saw that the incident had subsided, so he slowly introduced his eye-popping stupid method of filling content to Vicky.
"Is that okay?" Vicky was speechless and skeptical of Yuan Bao's invented method of operation.
Yuan Bao felt that he put gold on his face: "We are grasping with both hands, both hands must be hard, you are a hand-to-hand group, I also have American staff will look for cooperative newspapers, we have to see which newspaper has a vision, the Internet is now the pinnacle of the high-tech industry." ”
One roommate yelled, "Then why don't you make a Yahoo?" Is it not good for technical strength? ”
Yuan Bao hurriedly said: "Nonsense, I have a team partner from Tsinghua University, in terms of the Internet, there is no technical threshold, our Chinese technology is not a few years behind the United States, and we will learn it as soon as we learn it." It's just that there is a big gap in the environment, people have popularized it so much, our telecommunications network has not yet been developed, and we are now relying on Tsinghua's academic network, which is very rubbish. ”
He can't say that the Yahoo model is rubbish, and all the traditional media will have a hard time in the future, the Washington Post, which was acquired by Bezos, will not have a good life, and even Yahoo, which started with news, will not be able to do it, and the stock price is rubbish, if it weren't for the stock of Alibaba, which has a large vote in hand, it would be ...... If you exclude Alibaba's shares, Yahoo's market capitalization is often negative.
Several major portals in China later relied entirely on games to make money, and their main business was useless except for making money.
The reason for this result, Yuan Bao also thought about it, it may be that the relevance of news advertising is too poor, and the audience doesn't like to watch it, you look at Google's AdWord, simple keyword advertising is so useful, whether it is users or businesses like it, relevance is king. Facebook is particularly cautious in this regard, which is why Zuckerberg is a genius CEO.
To tell the truth, up to now, Yuan Bao hasn't figured out how Facebook's NewsFeed operates, how to create relevant ads that users like to see, damn, I'm most afraid of this kind of product that I don't understand.
The gap between myself and Harvard's graduates is still very big.
Why is Alibaba awesome? It may have something to do with the fact that he is the de facto No. 1 e-commerce search in China, he does not make a lot of money by commissions, but by "search ranking" to make money, that relevance and conversion rate are second to none in the world, can you not make money? The so-called "big data" is, to put it bluntly, just another kind of search ranking.
Search is so important that Yuan thinks his so-called untechnical classifieds site might have messed up if it sucked.
Thinking of this, he emailed the big Gege who was working on Python to see how he was doing, and if he had any introduction to regular expressions?
I didn't reply for a long time, so I called the past, and after some understanding, he finally couldn't hold back his anger, and was ready to rush to the front of this buddy to scold.
He drove the Accord to Tsinghua University angrily, but the buddy ran away when he heard the news, which shows that a big Gege is afraid of this small boss, although in fact Da Gege has not received a penny from the small boss.