Chapter 244: Taking a taxi in the middle of the night
After getting out of the car, everyone looked at this place where there was no shop in front of the village and no store in the back. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"I have to go, and I'm in the city after a little walk, and I don't know if I'll be able to find a hotel and something to eat." Rudolph got out of the car and beckoned everyone to get out of the car.
Cheng Qianxun thought of the driver who was kicked down by Rudolph, took out 5,000 US dollars from a stack of money in his waist bag and put it in the driver's seat, and then got out of the car. Whether the world is real or illusory, whether the driver's four wives and five children are true or false, the money may be able to compensate the driver a little.
After everyone got out of the car, they started to walk, and they couldn't stop the car along the way, so many people, I didn't know and thought it was a robbery, and after bypassing, they increased the accelerator.
Cheng Qianxun wore running shoes and experienced a long journey, and he could endure the hardships, but the university professor who only read books and computers couldn't bear it.
He walked more and more slowly, until he limped and finally sat on the ground, despite the fact that his black dress would be stained.
Cheng Qianxun panted slightly and bent down: "Professor, what's wrong?" ”
"My feet hurt so much!" Gross took off one of his leather shoes and rubbed his feet.
Cheng Qianxun looked at Rudolph who came back and asked, "How many roads are there?" ”
Rudolph replied that he almost didn't roll his eyes: "About ten kilometers!" ”
The so-called walk for another part is at least fifteen kilometers, she can bear it, but Gross who can take off his socks, under the light of the road streetlights, you can see that there is already a big blister on his feet, and he may not be able to walk until tomorrow morning.
"I'll carry him!" Gordon crouched down.
"There are a lot of people anyway!" Regel suggested: "One person can carry a kilometer to the city." ”
Everyone nodded, it can only be like this, if you can't carry it, you can carry it if you can't carry it, and if you can't carry it, two people can carry it.
At this time, a car passed by again, and Cheng Qianxun saw the headlights from afar and quickly waved his arm. Even if it's a small car, transport Gross to the city first.
The car apparently slowed down as well, but when it got closer, it immediately slammed on the accelerator again when it saw so many people.
"It's useless, either we'll go first, and two or three people will take a taxi." Sneijder proposed that only in this way would the car stop, otherwise which car would be so stupid, there are ten people here, ten people, and a basketball game can be played.
Cheng Qianxun smiled after thinking about it: "I may have a way!" ”
A large truck was driving on the road to Jerusalem at night, not far from the Holy City. The driver suddenly saw a short white man in front of him who was trying to wave his arms, and next to him was a man holding a woman lying on the ground who was dying of pain. The woman's belly was arched high, apparently pregnant and about to give birth.
"Help, my wife is about to give birth, please stop!" Rudolph stood in the middle of the road, pretending to be anxious and shouting for help.
Jerusalem is the holy city, and crime rates are surprisingly low in Western and Middle Eastern countries that are rife with guns and drugs. It is not permissible for Islam to go to heaven after death, Christianity and Judaism cannot go to heaven, and no matter where they go, they will not be able to live in peace.
The car stopped, and Rudolph immediately stood next to the car, first of all, of course, you can't say God bless you, God knows which sect it is, say it's Judaism, Islam doesn't just step on the gas pedal and immediately leave. What he said was, "Thank you, man, what do you believe in?" ”
The driver stretched out his head, looked at the woman lying on the ground holding her "big belly" and died of pain, and relaxed her vigilance slightly: "Juda! ”
"It turned out to be Jewish! I came with them in the same village, and other neighbors. Rudolph immediately shouted to the side: "Gross, Hoffman, you come out, the driver and you are brothers!" ”
So the two men who were hiding under the roadbed came out, and Gross was even more full of "Old Testament", even the first paragraphs and lines, and praised the noble virtues of the driver, and he would definitely be blessed by God.
"Alright, get in the car, don't you have a car?" The driver still found it strange.
"There are cars, but unfortunately all of them have broken down, and you may see three taxis not far ahead." Rudolph's ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense has reached the point where he can almost believe him.
He opened the car door and climbed up, and said very seriously: "Our village is full of taxi drivers, this damn broken company, so the broken car is not changed for us, almost something happened." Thank you, man, God will bless good people like you. ”
"Yes, it will bless him, definitely." Gross happily got into the car first, sitting in the back seat of the front of the truck.
Holding Nair, who pretended to have a big belly, pretended to hug Cheng Qianxun horizontally, but couldn't hold it, and shouted anxiously: "She's too heavy, I can't hold it!" ”
Nair is relatively shorter than the others, so let him help Cheng Qianxun, which makes the driver relax his vigilance.
As soon as he shouted, five other tall and large men poured out.
The driver only stared, what kind of drama is this, it doesn't take nine men to send a pregnant woman, right?
Rudolph couldn't help but laugh and said anxiously in a pleading tone: "These are neighbors, and this woman usually does good deeds, so everyone is willing to help her." Please, open the garage behind the car and let them all go up. In response, God always favors the good. God will also care for you, my Jewish brother! ”
It's just nonsense, and Rudolph himself doesn't know which of the three Jewish texts, the Old Testament, the Talmud, and the Midrash, says this.
Look at Gross dressed as a polite Jewish scholar, and then look at the other six men below, carrying the woman who is about to give birth to the back of the car. Anyway, let them be in the back of the car, there is no danger, and it seems that they should not be robbers, otherwise they should take out their guns at this time, at least take out their knives, instead of carrying a woman with a big belly.
The good guy did it to the end, and the driver reluctantly got out of the car and helped open the back compartment: "Be careful of my goods!" ”
There are boxes inside, and the English on them indicates that they are imported cans.
So Regel comforted: "Don't worry, we're sure we won't move a single box." What are you doing when you open the box, do you want to take corn kernels to help her deliver the baby? ”
Snead added: "You just drive yourself, she's a firstborn, and seeing that her ass is so narrow, it will hurt for at least three or four hours if she wants to give birth." It's really born in the car, we are responsible for cleaning it, so many people, it will be done in a while. ”
The driver saw that they were not robbers, so he let them go up and told them that there was a light in the carriage.
Closing the door, Cheng Qianxun sat up in shame, took out the clothes stuffed in his stomach, threw it at Sneijder, glared at him and scolded softly: "Who has a narrow ass?" ”
The other men burst out laughing, it was indeed a funny thing, and not just for Snead's words. They stopped such a big truck that could load everyone, but they didn't expect the "Big Belly Woman Project" to succeed.
"Shh~" Sneijder grinned and said softly: "The truck has poor sound insulation, don't talk too much, leave the strength to have a baby!" ”
Your mother just gave birth, but in order not to walk to the city, that's the only way. Ten kilometers away!
"Ah, oops, ah... Cheng Qianxun could only let go of his voice and shout two mouthfuls from time to time to prevent goofs.
After about ten minutes of driving, the driver's voice came from the front: "Bear with me, the hospital will be there soon, and you will be there soon." ”
After saying the "poof", the slight sound of tires rubbing the ground, it seems that the hospital has arrived.
"It's here, let's get out of the car." Cheng Qianxun stood up, but was pressed by Sneijder's shoulder.
"What for?" Snead pressed his voice and whispered, "Do you want to destroy our Jewish brothers' belief in charity and helpfulness?" ”
"What then?" Cheng Qianxun was a little stunned.
"What else can I do, I can only continue to pretend." Snead quickly clumped his clothes into a ball and stuffed them into Cheng Qianxun's clothes.
As soon as he stuffed it in, the back door was opened, and Cheng Qianxun could only continue to pretend to scream.
It's really different from the Celestial Empire, unless the pregnant woman is sent by the police and the media carries the camera, they are all sent in by their families, and no one climbs in by themselves, and the nurses in this hospital have already pushed the emergency bed out when they get the news.
Ya, why are you in such a hurry? Could it be that there are very few births here, so pregnant women are expensive. Or is the medical bill very high, and he greets him like the god of wealth? Cheng Qianxun scolded secretly, but he had to lie in the ambulance, holding his big belly and continuing to scream "oops, oops".
Rudolph, who was behind him, hugged the driver fiercely and said loudly in an enthusiastic and positive tone: "My good Jewish brother, thank you so much tonight!" She will definitely give birth to a healthy child. ”
Then he stuffed a $100 bill: "This is for your children's tuition, buy some candy, God bless you, bless your whole family." ”
The driver did a good deed, got the money, and of course was happy.
After getting into the car, he was about to start the engine when he poked his head out and asked, "Oh, I haven't asked yet, who is the father of the child." ”
"Him!" As a result, the three people at the bottom pointed at each other at the same time; Seeing that something was wrong, he hurriedly pointed to himself again: "It's mine!" ”
Or Gross is a little level, very serious and sacred: "I am his godfather." ”
Hoffman also said: "I am his godfather." ”
And Rudolph is even more funny: "Maybe it's mine, maybe it's her ex-husband's, we haven't been married for long." ”
What a messy relationship, it's too complicated. The driver was dazed and hadn't figured out the reason. Anyway, the people have been delivered, the money has been obtained, the good things have been done, and the peace of mind is good, so let's go!
So the corners of his mouth twitched slightly: "Oh, God bless him." After saying that, he started the car and left.
"Oops, oops!" Cheng Qianxun screamed in pain.
The emergency bed was pushed all the way inside, and the two nurses were very dutiful and pushed all the way and shouted: "Get out of the way, get out of the way, let the doctors and nurses on duty in the obstetrics and gynecology department come over quickly, there may be a difficult birth here." (To be continued.) )