"It's a big deal! Collapsed! "Today's weather is clear, how about singing a message to relieve the boredom of the nobles? Singing:

All the love, old beggar. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info Dervishes, in the market. Everyone laughs at me for being useless.

Stay away from the wealth and hardship, and watch the chemical industry. The roaring mountains and rivers are moving.

though it is not, it is like sickness and thirst; Some of them pretended to be crazy.

Under the surname of 100 Liansheng, Hongdu people's name. This "Hongdu" is not the "Hongdu" of "Nanchang Ancient County, Hongdu New Mansion", but the "Hongdu" of "Linqiong Taoist Hongduke, who can make his soul with his spirit". I don't even know which province it belongs to, but it's probably just Beijing, Shanghai, and other places. If you don't read, you can't grow up, so you have to live as a beggar. Not only begging for food and clothing, but also begging for a few words when I met a wise man, I felt that it was more important than food and clothing. The love song sung by Shicai was originally the tone of Mr. Zheng Banqiao. The fish drum board in my hand is also passed down through ancient times, and I heard the old man say that it was handed down by a Zhongli ancestor in the Han Dynasty. It's just that these three "dignified collapses" have the meaning of exhorting the world, and there are no words such as work, ruler, shang, one, four, he, and fan.

Well! "It's a big deal! Collapsed! "When you come to the hall, you must prevent him from collapsing, and he will not collapse; If you don't prevent him from collapsing, it must collapse. This book, because the old man traveled to Goryeo, Japan and other places, and saw a dignified Jizi posthumous seal, a 3,000-year-old civilized country, but in a few decades, it collapsed to this step of the field, can it not make people cry! In the next and the old disabled for 50 years, every time the frost flies, thousands of mountains fall in the season, to this lamp like beans, the four walls of insects, the old disabled said: in the next write, unconsciously has become the "old disabled travels" sixty volumes. The first 20 volumes of it have been included in the newspaper by the owner of Tianjin's "Daily News", and it has been praised by the wise men and doctors in the sea. The last forty volumes were lost due to the old man's handicap, and several volumes were lost, and I wanted to make up for it for a long time to ask for advice, and I was delayed by the word "lazy" for a long time. For now, I might as well talk about this year's events, but it is also the origin of my name.

But it is said that the old cripple has lived in the butterfly garden outside the front gate of Beijing for three months in the winter of the year, and the butterfly ...... (Editor's note: A manuscript note was lost in the middle, about 400 words) was also idle, one day was sitting at home, two came, one is called Donggezi, the other is called Xiyuan Gong, said: "Recently, the imperial court has rectified the new policy, which is considerable. The streets were full of patrol soldiers, and after twelve o'clock, they were not allowed to walk without lanterns, and these patrol soldiers came out of the patrol academy, and everyone had rules. I have been walking in the streets for the past few days, and I have been watching the patrolmen, some of them standing guard, some of them patrolling, and none of them have ever run to sit in people's shops. Unlike the previous patrols, when he met a woman from a small family, he had to talk nonsense with others, and if they didn't comply, he would beat them with a stick. Either I went to this shop to ask for tea, or I went to that shop to ask for cigarettes, and sat on the bench and sang the second reed tune and the western gang on one foot. These problems have been empty lately. ”

Dong Gezi said: "Not only is there nothing wrong, but it is very kind. The day before yesterday, I came out of Fushun's house in Baishun Hutong and returned to Liuli Street. As soon as I walked out into the street, the lantern was blown crooked by the wind. I didn't know that when the lantern was crooked, the candle flame would burn on the lantern bulb, and the paper lantern would whirring up. I didn't think it was good, and when I looked down, I saw that half of the lantern had been burned off, so I had to throw it away. After walking a few steps, he met a patrolman who came up and said, 'Now it is customary that after twelve o'clock, you are not allowed to walk without lighting a lantern.' It's a little over one o'clock at the moment, and you don't have a lantern, but you're committing a foul. I said to him, 'I have a lamp, but I am burned by the wind, and I want to buy another one, and there is no lantern shop near the left, and it is late at night, and there is a lantern shop, and I have slept. The patrolman said, 'Where are you going?' I said, 'Go back to Liuli Street.' The patrolman said, 'There is still a long way to go, and I cannot send you there.' Not far ahead, there is an Oriental car, and I will send you to hire a car to take the country. I said, 'Very good, very good.' He took a good price to shine a lamp on me, sent it to the Toyo car, watched him get into the car, and took off his hat before going, which was really polite. I'm a Chinese official who has always been so polite, and I've never seen it for the first time! The old remnant said: "The patrol police are the first priority in governing the country recently, and if this happens, my future in the middle school is very promising." ”

Xiyuan said fairly: "No. You see, in less than three months, these patrolmen will have to change. I'll tell you one thing, yesterday I went to the city to meet a friend, and I heard the friend say, 'The night before yesterday, a member of the patrol police station was urinating on the street, and the patrol officer saw it, and he came and grabbed him and said, "Hey! You can't urinate on the street, you're in foul. The commissioner calmly finished urinating and shouted, "Don't you recognize me? I'm a master, how dare you come and pull me? The patrolman said, "I don't care if you are old or not, as long as you foul the law, you have to go to the patrol police station with me." The committee member was even more angry and scolded: "Blind Wang Badan! I'm the lord of the patrol police station, you don't even know! The patrolman said: "When the lord gave the order, he only said that there was a foul and pulled it away, and he didn't say that the master of the patrol police station could foul it." Whatever you do, you have to go with me. The commissioner was so angry that he raised his hand to beat him, and the patrolman also said angrily: "Why are you unreasonable, this lord!" I am a businessman, a law-abiding person, how can you scold when you open your mouth and beat you when you raise your hand? If you are rude, I will be sorry for you if I have a stick in my hand. The commissioner said angrily: "Good thing, let's go!" I'm going to beat you up in the bureau! Then he went to the bureau together, and he was going to sit in the hall and fight this patrolman. One of his colleagues came up and said, "No! Cannot! He's a fool who doesn't recognize his brother, so forgive him for the first time. The commissioner was furious, and he must sit in the hall and beat him. One of the intransmissible colleagues said, "Don't mess around, this kind of patrol should be rewarded in a foreign country." If the old man beats him or dismisses him, the people in Beijing look at him as a matter of course, if Xiang Gongbao knows, I am afraid that the old brother will be unstable. The committee member said angrily: "What about Xiang Cheng? Isn't he afraid of big military planes? I'm not a person with no background, I'm afraid of what he will do? The colleague said: "Brother is a person who is rising day by day, why bother with the same soldier to vomit?" The one who understood the matter came out and said to the patrol officer who had come from Nala Commissioner: "You are doing a good job, someone is peeing, and you should be brought here." In the future, the referee will be our own business. Go ahead. "The soldier hung his hands and put his feet together, and straightened up. Brother, think about it, such a thing, the capital will be seen in the future, are you afraid that the patrol will not relax? In addition, Tianshui Shilang has been suddenly promoted from the lower position to a court official, and his heart of suffering from gains and losses will be even greater than ordinary people. At first, I suspected that I could please myself by doing things seriously, so I worked hard, but later I had more experience, and I knew that doing things seriously not only could not please me, but also could not please well; It's better to be more reliable to please seriously, and naturally go on the road of serious welcome. Do you think so? ”

The old man sighed: "The reason why China is getting weaker and weaker! China has four longs, all of which are the best in the world: the twenty-three provinces are all in the temperate zone, which is the first in the sky; The gestation of mountains and rivers, the thickness of the fields, all provinces, is the first in geography; The industriousness and hardship of the savage, the wisdom of the gentleman, are the first hostages; The books of Wen, Zhou, Confucius, and Meng, the teachings of the Holy Ancestors and Sejong, are the first in politics and religion; The bull's ears that should be in charge of the world are. However, the country is cutting day by day, the people are in trouble, and the horse is about to be in danger, so where is it? Customs, too. Foreigners, whether virtuous or foolish, are always proud of not breaking the law; Chinese, no matter how virtuous or foolish, are always proud of breaking the law. In fact, ordinary people don't dare to break the law, so there are probably only three kinds of people who break the law, and they all break the law because they rely on it. What are the three types of people? a kind of relying on officials to break the law; a kind of crowd offense; A kind of scoundrel offense. Those who rely on officials to break the law do not dare to commit crimes when they become officials, and since they are officials, they must be afraid of losing their official positions and dare not break the law. It was his official relatives or cronies' friends, as well as the family members of his cronies. Among these three kinds of people, the cronies of the official family are especially serious about breaking the law, and those two things are a little worse, do you think, didn't the member of the patrol police station who peed the day before yesterday rely on the backer of a big military aircraft? It's all in the Ministry of Offenses. The second is to break the law by relying on the crowd. For example, when the children took the annual examination and the candidates of the township examination, when it was time to take the exam, some people must deliberately break the law. The second is the students in today's schools, you see that there has been no trouble in the schools in that province. What is it for? But I think they are overwhelming, they can act arbitrarily, find a random topic to riot and riot, I think it's funny, but in fact, when they are alone, they are not useful than mice. The third is the sedan chair man in the official mansion of the capital hall, who is rampant and domineering outside, and repeatedly plays in the garden, etc., and the master does not dare to ask, which is all in the Ministry of Crime. The third is to rely on scoundrels to break the law, and the local sticks, the errand officers at the yamen, etc., he will rely on his ass to be strong. broke the law today, and was caught in the official and hit the board. Tomorrow if you break the law again, if you commit it again, if you beat it again, if you beat it again, you will have nothing to do. This is called a scoundrel offense. Probably none of the bad guys in the world have crossed these three. ”

Xi Yuanzi said: "I don't admire what you said. If it is said that there are bad people in these three types, it would be too biased to say that the bad people in the world have not crossed these three types. Ask: Are robbers, salt lords, etc., among these three? The old remnant said: "Naturally, it's not there." The robbers seem to rely on the scoundrels to break the law, and the salt lords seem to rely on the crowd to break the law, but in fact, they are neither. Xi Yuanzi said: "That being the case, are the robbers and salt lords better than these three kinds of people?" The old remnant said: "In terms of character, it is better to be better." Why? Although the robbers broke the law, most of them were forced by hunger and cold, and although they became robbers, they were always afraid of people. If someone says that there is a robber, he will always be frightened when he hears it, which shows that the conscience is not ignorant. If the above three types of people break the law, they will still be complacent, thinking that I can do it, but others can't. I heard that after the trouble of Nanyang College in Shanghai, a student actually engraved 'Nanyang College Retired Student' on his business card, which was regarded as an official title, and he must think that there is no better honor in the world than this. Do you think that the conscience is lost? One day, I was having tea in Zhangjia Garden, and I heard a person next to me say to his friend: 'Last year, a slave in a certain school was not promoted well, and I scolded him and dropped out of school. This year, I was overseeing somewhere, and I scolded him. Whether these minions are good or not, they all have to be scolded, and they often scold a few times, and these overseers, teachers, and others know what they should do as slaves. I hated that time when I asked everyone to drop out of school, and everyone refused. These people are servile, so I don't want to live with them, and I dropped out of school alone. The old cripple said to Xiyuanzi: "Do you still have any shame in listening to this kind of discussion?" That's why I say that the character of robbers is still above them, and the key to it is that one is guilty of breaking the law, and the other is proud of breaking the law. It is still salivable to break the law; If you take pride in breaking the law, you will not be able to save it.

I'll add another paraphrase to make it easy for you to understand. A woman is valued from the beginning to the end, and if she passes through two or three husbands, people look down on her, is this a certain truth? Xi Yuanzi said: "That nature." The old man said: "Your Excellency's Rumadame, I know that it is from a certain small team, and Your Excellency paid it for 2,000 gold." He was very popular when he was in the team, and calculated that from the time he started at the age of fifteen to the end of the nineteenth year, there were probably more than a hundred men who passed through in four or five years? Xi Yuanzi said: "That nature." The old man said, "Why are you still willing to ask for him?" For example, if the wife of a certain A lives with other men for two or three nights at will, and likes to invite other men to live at home, she often scolds her husband for not knowing the rules of being a slave; If this person is willing to marry you with 2,000 gold, do you want it? Xi Yuanzi said: "Naturally not." Not only do I not want it, but I'm afraid no one in the world dares to ask for it. The old man said: "However, Your Excellency already knows that the character of those who have the intention to break the law is not as good as the last resort and then break the law." Women are more important than intemperance, prostitutes are intemperate, and people still marry them, because they are out of necessity. A certain A's wife is out of moderation, and people don't dare to ask for it, so they are proud of being able to lose their temper. The crimes of robbers and salt lords are all forced by hunger and cold, and if there are virtuous officials, they can all be turned into good citizens, so the character is really above the first three kinds of intentional offenders. Why do you think so? The East Pavilion and the West Garden said yes in unison.

Dong Gezi said: "But has Brother Bu gone out to play recently?" The old man said, "There is nowhere to go." Your Excellency is familiar with the two books "Beili Zhi" and "Southern Fireworks", has it been progress or degradation recently? Dong Gezi said: "There has been great progress. At this time, the Health Bureau has already opened donations, divided into two and three classes. The small teams in the north and south are all first-class. Since the donation, all families have blatantly hung up lanterns. The first class is written so-and-so Qingyin small class, the second-class is written so-and-so tearoom, and the third-class is written third-class so-and-so. I don't know what the second and third class are, but the first class is much more refreshing. In the past, the gangsters could occupy the house and sit without leaving, but when he came and went, he did not have a house, and he still did not follow, and often told the hospitable people to give them the house. At this time, although he still sat in the house and did not leave, if he came back and forth without a house, he did not dare to gain weight. It's a quiet day, so why not go out for a walk. The old cripple said, "Yes! Since Gengzi, the Rouge of the Northland I have been in the past, and it is also lacking in classics, and today's peers are very good. ”

So saying, he stood up, walked out of the gate together, crossed the street, and walked a short distance, and came to the mouth of the stone alley. Entered the stone alley, looked at the north and walked slowly, just arrived at the entrance of the store, only to see a trailer car on the opposite side, a beautiful woman sat in the car, her eyebrows were picturesque, and the brilliance on her face was quite moving. The old cripple said to the East Pavilion: "This person is not bad, do you know what his name is?" Dong Gezi said: "It's very familiar, but I can't name it." Seeing that the car had entered the heart piercing shop, the three of them unconsciously followed the car into the heart piercing shop. Dong Gezi shouted: "Who is sitting in the car?" The beauty replied, "It is me." Aren't you Xiao Mingzi? Why can't I even see it? Dong Gezi said: "I still don't understand, please sign up." The beauty in the car said, "My name is Xiao Rong." Dong Gezi said: "Who are you in?" Xiao Rong said: "Rongquan class." As he spoke, the cart went fast, and the people walked slowly, and they gradually drifted away from each other.

Official, why do you call this Xiao Rong Xiao Mingzi in the East Pavilion? Isn't that contempt? In fact, it is not, because this Beijing is at the feet of the Son of Heaven, and most of the rich and noble are banner people. The temperament of the banner people, the most disgusting suspect is called a certain master, so these teams are figuring out the atmosphere, and when mortals come in, after asking your surname, they will immediately ask what they are. When you meet for the first time, you can call a certain uncle, a certain second master, the Han people call the surname, and the flag person is called the name. You see in "Dream of Red Mansions", Xue Pan is the Han Army, called Uncle Xue, Jia Lian and Jia Huan are called the second master of Lian and the third master of Huan, which is this style. In "Dream of Red Mansions", the second master of Lian was always called the second master of Lian, and the third master of Huan was always called the third master of Huan. Beijing customs, the first time to see the first two sides of the call Lian Erye, Huan Sanye, if to the third side, and then called Lian Erye, Huan Sanye, the guest will be fat and angry, send the official, seal the door and other words come out of the mouth, must be called his second master, the third master. This is called ordinary intimacy. If it is particularly affectionate, it should be called Xiao Lianzi and Xiao Huanzi. As for the Han people, those surnamed Zhang and those surnamed Li gradually boiled up to Xiao Zhangzi and Xiao Lizi from Zhang Erye and Li Sanye. This is true not only in the North. The south naturally takes Suzhou and Hangzhou as the place where the cultural relics are declared, and the beard of the people of Suzhou and Hangzhou is white, and they are called "Du Shaoya", and they like it very much. It can be seen that this is the sympathy of the north and the south. Donggezi is handsome, and his friends are all beautiful people, or in front of the extremely red Ubud; or a student in a university hall; or the Taoist of Gengzi year, Fang introduced to the province; Or the big boss of the exchange bank. Because of this group of friends, the preparation team saw him, all of them were respectful and affectionate, and no one did not know him, so they cultivated the emblem of the three words "Xiao Mingzi".

Without much gossip, it was said that the three of them slowly walked to the door of Rongquan's class, and walked in, only to hear the "howl" of the people in the porter, and I don't know what he called. The old man asked, and Dong Gezi replied: "He shouted the word 'look at the hall', which originally meant that the people inside greeted the house." The three of them entered the gate, passed a slab-walled waist door, and went up the steps of the hall, and saw a man raise the curtain of the door on the east side of the hall, and said, "Please sit down here, old man." The three of them entered the room and sat down, looked at the wall, and knew that it was Su Yun's house. The guy was still standing at the door, and Donggezi said, "Call them all to meet!" Then the fellow cried out, "See you all!" See you all! "I saw that all the flowers were lost and the pink were gloomy, and they all came to the door of the house for a stop, and the guy signed up next to him. When I stood up for a second after signing up, I went like a frightening and graceful dragon. There were six or seven people in all, and although they were not very beautiful, they were not very ugly. The guy reported: "It's all here. Dong Gezi said: "Got it, let's sit down." The old remnant was surprised and asked, "Why don't you see Xiao Rong?" Dong Gezi said: "The red-footed color is not a guest, and it will come from the meeting." ”

After about five or six minutes, I saw a beautiful woman coming in at the opening of the curtain of the door, with a non-square and round face, with long front bangs, which was a fashion in Shanghai, wearing a leather jacket with bamboo and green facsimile satin, and the appearance was not very outstanding, but a pair of eyes revealed a clever appearance. When he entered the door, he smiled and said to the East Pavilion: "Xiao Mingzi, why don't you even recognize me!" Why haven't you been here for months, are you busy with business? Dong Gezi said: "I'm on the street, and you're in the car...... (Below) (To be continued.) (To be continued.) )