098: Funny security guard

"What do you see? Stand guard well, and if you want to be lazy, you will leave. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info I don't care if you are someone's relative......"

"Captain, I'm really not lying, I really hell."

It's a pity that the security captain didn't pay attention to someone and left directly.

"Captain......" The security guard almost didn't cry. He knew the captain didn't like him for coming in through the back door, but he swore he really had the hell to go.

But damn it, why did he bring the captain and the female ghost left?

It's all the female ghost. The security guard cursed: "Damn female ghost, you can kill me, don't let me see you again, or ......"

There happened to be a female ghost passing by here, and suddenly heard someone cursing herself, and she was upset.

[Otherwise, what do you want?] 】

An eerie voice appeared behind him. I saw that this female ghost was wearing a red nightgown, with long hair like a waterfall draped vertically behind it, and her face was bloodless, but her facial features were upright, and it could be seen that she was very beautiful before her death.

"How's it going? Kill you. The security guard said huffingly.

【Oh...... How are you going to kill me? The female ghost is angry.

The security guard felt a chill behind him, and finally reacted, it can't be that female ghost, right?!

He stiffened his neck and turned, a ghost's claw slamming into his neck.

It's just that before the female ghost could kill her, the security guard had already fainted to the ground.

Such a big person. Still peeing your pants?! A female ghost who was obsessed with cleanliness before her death said: It's disgusting! It's good that it didn't touch it, otherwise how many times would it have to wash its hands?

The female ghost floated away.

As soon as I left, the security captain came back: "Oh, big nose, I forgot something for you......"

As a result, before he could finish his sentence, he found someone already lying on the ground.

"Good boy, can you sleep so well? I'm leaving, and you're going to sleep." Sure enough, it was through the back door, and I said that such an important work should not be allowed to come in through the back door. "I don't know if it's admiration or anger.

The security captain directly dragged a water hose over and turned on the faucet at him.

"Wow-"

"Ah...... Oh no, it's a big flood......" The security guard immediately bounced off the ground, and then found his captain holding a faucet with the water turned off, and smiled at him "hehe".

The security guard immediately tightened his leather coat: "Yes, captain, it's you...... Why are you pouring water on me? ”

"Hehe, I'll douse you with water? Big nose, even if you came in through the back door, this laziness is too unseemly, right? I said before that there were ghosts and I didn't want to work night shifts; I just turned around, and you just lay down on the ground and slept? You're awesome, too, I haven't seen anyone sleep on the floor on the night shift......"

"Yes, captain, listen to me, it's not like that, this time I'm really in trouble."

"Okay, I'll see what reason you can come up with, you say I'll listen."

"That's right, aren't you gone? I'm here to scold the female ghost I was talking about, and this scolding, it appeared, you know? ”

"Well, female ghost. It also appeared as soon as he scolded. ”

"Yes, Captain, do you believe me?"

"Believe, how not to believe? You're scolding a me, look at it, see what a female ghost looks like. The security captain looked incredulous, threw the faucet, and said.

"Captain, you don't believe me at all......" The security guard almost didn't cry, "I'm really damn the hell, why don't you believe me?" ”

"If you believe it, why don't you believe it? In everything, you have to talk about evidence, seeing is believing, hearing is false, you always have to show evidence for me to see, right? "If you can believe that there are ghosts, he grew up with Marx's thought and materialism, and other scientists have said that there are no ghosts at this time.

This kid, if he hadn't heard that his back door was a bit big, he would have kicked him out as he asked.

The security guard was angry, and he had no choice but to scold: "Damn female ghost, you hurry up and come out for me, your aunt and I am not afraid of you......"

Wind. Blowing through the gates.

"What about the ghosts?" The security captain asked him.

"Wait, I didn't scold right, I didn't scold like that just now."

"Okay, you scold, I'll wait."

"Damn the female ghost, you should kill me, don't let me see you, or ......"

The gate was quiet.

The security captain and the security guard looked at each other with big eyes: "What about the female ghost you are talking about?" ”

"Captain, I really didn't lie to you!"

"It doesn't matter, I'll officially announce it now, you've been deducted from your salary."

"Captain. Don't......" screamed the security guard.

But it's a pity that the security captain didn't even throw him again, and directly plugged the flashlight he had just forgotten to give him into his waist, and turned around and left.

"Captain......" the security guard held out an Erkang hand.

Whining...... His salary has been deducted again. It has been deducted for half a month last time, and this time he will deduct it again, will he still have a salary?

"Aunt and grandmother, please come out, if I don't come out again, I really won't have a salary...... Woowoo...... You should have mercy on me, show up......" The security guard knelt on the ground and wailed.

At this time, another female ghost walked by, and just arrived to hear someone begging for a female ghost to appear.

This is a female ghost in a white dress, and it is a little silly when it hears the voice of the security guard: In these years, there are still people who take the initiative to ask for ghosts? Who is this? It can't be a brain problem, right?

The female ghost who loved to close the excitement floated over, stood on top of the security guard's head and looked at it again and again, and felt that this insurance case looked pretty good, with sound limbs and clear words, no matter how she looked, she didn't look like a person with a brain problem.

[Hey, why do you want to see the hell?] The female ghost poked him in the back.

"Who are you? Don't bother me......" Someone who was wailing about his misfortune didn't care.

[Didn't you say you wanted to see the hell, I am.] 】

The security guard froze. No way? The female ghost is here again?!

Stiffened his neck and turned around, looked up, and sure enough, he saw a faceless female ghost floating in it.

"Ah, there are ghost ......"

The security guard passed out.

[Didn't you want to see me, why did you faint again? The female ghost said that it was deceived and was very unhappy!

And the poor security guard, lying here this time, no one bothered him, and the cold wind blew for several hours, and he was directly blown cold. What's even more tragic is that later he was entangled by a female ghost, every time he stood on the night shift, this female ghost would appear, either in front of him to pick off his head, or suddenly from behind him a long tongue licked him, and then specially made a grimace to scare him.

He went to the security captain several times to report that there was a ghost, but he was criticized, and finally his salary was deducted and he owed several months of wages.

Woowoo...... There really are ghosts! He didn't lie, so why didn't everyone believe him?

Why?

At this time, the female ghost floated out and said: [Hmph! Whoever made you cheat the ghost, you deserve it! (To be continued.) )