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A middle-aged uncle, the manager of the branch, is scolding two ineffective subordinates in a loud mouth, and there is no grass for a while, not to mention the parties, all those who have ears hope that their parents will be deaf and mute when they are left.

He's really angry, and a series of perfect mistakes by these two unscrupulous men have led to the bankruptcy of all his plans, and this year's prize money is probably hanging in the balance. The physics teacher told us that if there is an action, there must be a reaction force of the same magnitude, and he scolded like this, but he was unaware of the invisible mental pressure that rebounded to himself.

When the scolding climaxed one after another, all of a sudden, the heart twitched, and it seemed that something unprecedented had hit.

The middle-aged man slowly slipped over the edge of the desk with one hand and his chest with the other.

"Manager Yuan!" The two subordinates who had just been scolded with dog blood were shocked, and they were at a loss, forgetting that schadenfreude was a natural reaction.

"Uncle Bao!" A little girl nearby who was complaining that her parents had not turned her into a deaf and mute person came over, and a pair of small tender hands held Uncle Bao's arm and shouted: "Call an ambulance!" ”

"Scream!"

"Why don't you call?"

"Why me? Are you afraid that the ambulance will ask you for money? ”

"You had the most bonuses last month, you called!"

"How do you know I'm the most? Sneak a look at my pay slip! You scum! Looking at people's pay slips is like killing parents, you know? ”

……

When Uncle Yuan Bao woke up again, he thought that his whole body should be full of tubes, and the doctors and nurses in the ICU were nervously and orderly rescuing himself at all costs, but it seemed that the situation was not quite right.

"Hahaha"

"Hey, hey, hey"

Everyone was laughing. What's even more weird is that the laughter is very immature, although there are many young people in their company, but he has not heard such a dense and delicate voice for many years, this is ......

When he looked up, he joked when he saw the teacher of the half-aged, "Yuan Bao, did you pick up the ingots in your dream?" Look at you, your sleep is so much that your saliva is flooding our classroom! ”

There was another round of laughter in the classroom.

What a beautiful thing it is to be able to bring so much happiness to everyone, Yuan Bao didn't know that he still had a talent for comedy. If it was in the previous life, I am afraid that his reaction must be very embarrassing, but this time, he was very happy and replied to the teacher: "Yes, it's such a big gold ingot, I'm still thinking about what to use to buy some gifts for the school flower to leave a good impression on her heart." At this time, I was beaten by an old witch with a mandarin duck, teacher, please compensate me for an ingot. ”

"Hahaha", the classroom is filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

The half-old teacher glared at this guy fiercely, and reprimanded him with a sentence that went in from Yuan Bao's left ear and went out from his right ear in 20 milliseconds.

The girl at the same table handed over a tissue and said, "Rub, saliva." ”

The girl next to her showed a disgusted expression, fortunately, she was used to it at the same table, otherwise she should be the first to vomit.

Yuan Bao didn't forget to sniff at his damp cuffs, and commented: "It's really smelly......"

The table mate almost couldn't stand it anymore and rolled his eyes with a huge roll. This white eye is very eye-catching, but it can't be eye-catching, because the girl at the same table has a nickname: Black Rose. The facial features are rare and thoughtful, but the skin is a little darker, Xiaobao estimates that this girl will be crazy about whitening products after she has the financial ability in the future.

However, there are benefits to being black, she has white teeth, and her dark skin is set off, it is really an extremely beautiful snow-white tooth, Yuan Bao has just crossed over, and her mind is full of girls Langya list, and the kiss of black roses is also on the list. Well, I especially want to.

Yuan Bao's own skin is very white and delicate, thinking of this, he involuntarily put his left hand on the table, and put it together with the arm of the black rose, a contrast, tsk, distinct!

Black Rose seemed to have insight into Yuan Bao's bad intentions, and patted him on the back of his hand. Mantra? Hurt! However, yes, what a flirting through time and space, Xiaobao is also drunk.

The friends heard the voice and looked at them one after another. There are those who are jealous, those who are puzzled, and those who are inexplicable. In short, Yuan Bao grinned at them, recalling their names and nicknames one by one.

Many friends have recalled, but the magic is that he can't remember the famous black rose on the Langya list of his Yitui sister, he only remembers her nickname, but doesn't remember her name.

So, he said in class: "What's your name?" ”

Black Rose was stunned: "What? ”

Yuan Bao put on a very serious posture and asked again: "May I ask Miss, I just woke up and seem to have forgotten a lot of things." ”

Can you forget the girl's name when you sleep in class? Phew! It must have been a moth, and although this moth was so strange that I didn't know what it meant, Black Rose still didn't answer him.

The teacher has sent out the homework book! Hehe, now you can take a good look, Yuan Bao's blazing eyes glanced at the slender black jade hand of the black rose, and finally made a lot of memories come flooding back.

Zhou Yanxuan.

Taking advantage of the teacher's crunching writing on the blackboard, Yuan Bao gently tore off a piece of paper and wrote a few words in his "crazy letters": Your name is very poetic!

Twist it into a garbage pile and hand it over.

Zhou Yanxuan unfolded the paper ball, revealing the charming smile that Yuan Bao had dreamed of, and put a lot of things on it.

"The silk is tied to the wrist, the hairpin is hung down skillfully, and the jade is hidden in the veil to sleep. The silver bottle is exposed, the cloud window is colorful, and the young man in the past is still in the covenant. For the time when I wrote a pomegranate skirt, sad red silk calyx. The time of the dream is getting old. ”

Damn, Jade Hidden Cyanosis sleeps! Doesn't this girl know what this means?

Dreaming of time, getting old? This...... Although I don't really understand what it means, it's obviously a footnote to my own crossing, a magical poem, a magical black rose.

Anyway, the girl's calligraphy is neat and tidy, like a tofu block under the tofu Shih Tzu knife, which is quite interesting. Why had I never paid attention to her calligraphy before?

"Don't leave after school!" He said again.

The momentum was violent, but Zhou Yanxuan was shocked, and even "What are you doing?" "I didn't dare to ask.

She really didn't leave, hmph, this girl wants to see what moths will come out of this living treasure.

The classroom was empty in an instant, as if the magician had laid a barrier between lonely men and widows.

Silence, the silence of mystery.

Zhou Yanxuan began to spin the pen boringly, and the ballpoint pen loomed in her dexterous slender black jade hand.

"What time is it?"

Zhou Yanxuan laughed, thinking that the other party was going to confess shamelessly.

Yuan Bao: "What are you laughing at?" I'm serious. ”

Zhou Yanxuan: "It's nothing, you told me to stay and talk about this?" ”

Yuan Bao: "Isn't it possible?" Okay, so let me put it another way – what's the next big day? How many days later? ”

Zhou Yanxuan: "Is it a brain teaser?" ”

Yuan Bao: "No. Earnest. ”

Zhou Yanxuan: "That...... It can only be the college entrance examination, 30 days later. ”

Yuan Bao gasped, Emma, this is too urgent, I have long forgotten everything I have learned, not the kind of forgetting after Zhang Wuji learned Tai Chi, but really forgot. Does God want me to embark on a road of no return where I failed the college entrance examination and moved bricks in anger?

"You go to the school gate and look, there's a huge number there: 30, remind us that time is running out." Zhou Yanxuan emphasized: "It's strange, when you woke up, you forgot about the college entrance examination? ”

Yuan Bao: "Well, I'm also wondering, could it be that I'm too nervous?" Let's skip the evening self-study in the evening, you enlighten me well, for the sake of being at the same table for a year. "I guess it's a year.

Zhou Yanxuan: "How can there be a year?" It's just a semester. You are a difficult person, and the teacher asked me to help you, but I am already desperate for you. You're still ...... All roads lead to Rome, and you don't have to go to university. ”

Yuan Bao's smile was fascinated: "I can go and learn to repair imported excavators." ”

Zhou Yanxuan was stunned: "Have you thought about it?" ”

Yuan Bao nodded: "It's only like this, after 30 days, we will go our separate ways, and we may never see each other again in this life and this life, it's really ...... It's embarrassing. ”

Zhou Yanxuan: "You use this idiom well, in fact, you still have a specialty in language." It's hard to drive an excavator, right? ”

Yuan Bao: "Classmate, you heard me wrong, I am an imported excavator repairer, not an excavator." ”

Zhou Yanxuan: "Oh, your dad is the foreman?" ”

Yuan Bao: "No, my dad is the stationmaster of the gas station, a stationmaster who has no rights and only the obligations of Chiluoluo. ”

Zhou Yanxuan: "Huh? So miserable? ”

Yuan Bao: "Really? Isn't it all like this? Can't climb up? Eh, I don't know what your parents do. ”

Zhou Yanxuan smiled mysteriously: "My dad works in the municipal party committee. ”

Yuan Bao didn't take it to heart, and nodded: "A good unit, drought and flood protection, no need to pay social security, medical insurance, and all kinds of treasures, but enjoy the best benefits, it is really envious, jealous and hateful." ”

This little word can also make girls laugh for a while.

Zhou Yanxuan: "What did you just say?" Let me skip the evening self-study with you? Okay, but you can invite me to dinner, I want something delicious. I don't know why today, but I don't want to study at night. ”

Yuan Bao: "That's exactly what I mean!" How many confidants can a person have in his life? If I can't invite you to a meal, my conscience will not be able to pass for the rest of my life, and after ten or twenty years, every time I think about it, I must beat my chest and regret it. ”

Zhou Yanxuan laughed: "You are too good!" ”