And His Majesty the Emperor in the dragon chair listened to Shao Xunmei's diagnosis and treatment of Aiqing and what he said, and his smile was almost imageless, and he almost danced with his hands, and his whole person was filled with an extremely gorgeous smile, and the beauty mole was even more red: "Haha!" I'm so funny, isn't it, I really wanted to sit and watch the look on your face when she said that. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info A little stubborn little stubborn who is so high and stubborn in his bones is ashamed to die by a woman, absolutely wonderful! What a pity! ”

In the end, His Majesty the Emperor shook his head with regret.

And Lu Xuan was almost spit out by His Majesty the Emperor's attitude: Your Majesty the Emperor, it's a pity that he wasn't there at the time?

Lu Xuan had to stand there with a nose that was not a nose and a face that was not a face for His Majesty the Emperor to laugh at, and when His Majesty the Emperor had laughed enough, he waved his palm: "Okay, you will go to Dingwangfu in Ming'er, you have to teach my little nephew well for my imperial sister-in-law." The words were somewhat meaningful, and His Majesty's tone dragged on for a long time, and the last note was raised.

Lu Xuan knelt down to receive the order: "Yes, Your Majesty!" Weichen must live up to His Majesty's trust! ”

His Majesty the Emperor finally frowned at the delicate brows, his expression was a little cowardly, like a fly, and the wide bright yellow sleeves flicked: "Okay, get out of here, don't be an eyesore in front of me!" Lu Xuan seemed to have become accustomed to His Majesty the Emperor's face-turning, moody attitude, and bowed down: "Weichen retires." ”

Just as he was about to leave, His Majesty the Emperor's voice came from behind the dragon case, which was very distant, "By the way, my imperial sister-in-law said that your kidneys are very good?" And let you have less intercourse and contraception? You said that you are at the age of dragon spirit and tiger, and you are guarding your sick lady, isn't it too aggrieved Aiqing? Do you want to give you two beauties? Or you can take it back now! The tone behind it seemed to have a playful and sadistic tone.

Lu Xuan was even more cold in a cold sweat, and immediately knelt down: "Your Majesty, the minister and his wife are in love, and the minister doesn't want to be the one who has a bad heart." The implication is obvious.

His Majesty the Emperor's incomparably gorgeous face still carried a hazy sense of distance, and his voice was even more lazy: "Well, you fool, you don't know the benefits of other women!" But that's what I like about you! ”

Lu Xuan almost rolled his eyes in his heart: Your Majesty the Emperor, are you only eighteen this year? And you haven't had a woman who hasn't opened meat so far, and you're not ashamed to say it as if you're particularly experienced! Don't you blush?

Lu Xuan's footsteps were all walked to the door, and His Majesty the Emperor's voice came from afar: "Well, I think it's better for you to go to the Tai Hospital again to prepare the contraceptive decoction to prevent you from using it at will!" ”

Lu Xuan's steps were unsteady when he heard this, and he almost fell to the ground! His Majesty the Emperor is simply too poisonous and a little shameless!

He suddenly felt that His Majesty the Emperor's shamelessness was about the same as that of the princess Ding. Hey? Why did he think it was a strange idea? What's so strange?

I can't think of it for the time being, I don't want to!

So, Lu Xuan shook his head and shook the idea out of his mind. But where did he think that in the countless times in the future, His Majesty the Emperor's black-bellied shameless words were specifically said to his imperial sister-in-law, which made his imperial sister-in-law roll her eyes countless times.

Li Rongxu paced slowly, passing through the long and cold and silent corridor, the palace lamps on it illuminated the infinite world, making him suddenly feel a little empty in his heart, he stretched out his slender fingers like jade, and wanted to grab something at the air in front of him, but he didn't catch anything. It's just nothingness.

He withdrew his hand and returned to the living hall of Zichen Palace, looking at those strange and extremely familiar furnishings, and only after a while did he say, "Let Princess Zichen come over." ”

Su Guangli, who had been hunched over and followed behind Li Rongxu with a whisk, looked at the emperor who was obviously in a bad mood at this time, and didn't dare to make a big move, and when he heard the words of inviting Princess Zichen over, he breathed a sigh of relief as if he was amnesty: "Yes!" ”

Anyway, let people go and invite Princess Zichen.

Shao Xunmei has been living a very leisurely life these days, and she even heard the interesting stories of several confrontations between Li Tingye and Lu Xuan from the mouths of several people in Xiangzhi. I heard that Lu Xuan came to teach Li Tingye on the first day, and as soon as he entered the door, he shot a few stones with a slingshot with a "whoosh" on the opposite side, and the target was that handsome face.

As the saying goes, you don't hit people in the face, but Li Tingye's bear child specializes in hitting people in the face, and he can't wait to poke a few blood holes in his face with stones.

Fortunately, although Lu Xuan is not a military attaché, he has also learned a few kung fu skills, and it happened to be when the weather was getting hotter, and these literati had already taken out a fan to stink, and this Lord Lu was no exception to bring a fan with him.

He was sensitive enough, and immediately opened the fan and took the stones down, but he was still hit by the continuous stones on his hand, and one of them really hit his face as he wished, and a red dot appeared in an instant.

Now Li Tingye was proud, and Lu Xuan's fan was also scrapped. And Lu Xuan was not so angry easily, he took a test of Li Tingye's homework without changing his face, and found that he couldn't even memorize the basic three-character scripture, and when the characters were written crookedly, he immediately punished him to sit there and copy the three-character scripture ten times, and also stipulated that each article should be in a different font.

What Li Tingye hates most is writing and reading, but it turns out that he has resisted several times to no avail, and violence is even more ineffective, because this serious master is not at all like others, without saying a word, he took out the ring ruler and slapped it at his tender white little hand a few times.

Then after class, Li Tingye acted as a demon again and smeared paste on his clothes, making Lu Xuan's face almost ruined.

On the second day, this time Lu Xuan had experience, and when he entered the door again, as soon as he opened the door, the flour came from above, Lu Xuan was fortunately prepared, and then opened a prepared oil-paper umbrella to block the flour, but there was still some flour on his body. Immediately, a bucket of water splashed at him again, and Lu Xuan's umbrella then blocked in the direction of the water.

Fortunately, he had been prepared, otherwise he would have been drenched in flour and soup this time. Although he's also splashed on some now.

But seeing his beautiful scenery and moonlight, he smiled at Li Tingye and asked Li Tingye to do his homework, but unfortunately, Li Tingye did not finish it, and was beaten by Lu Xuan again, this time it was really ruthless, almost making his palm unable to hold the pen.

Li Tingye protested in class and did not write, saying that his hand was swollen and he couldn't write.

But Lu Xuan smiled elegantly: "Oh, it's okay if your right hand is swollen, you can write with your left hand, anyway, it doesn't matter which handwriting you use, it's all ugly!" One sentence made Li Tingye almost jump to death: "You just deliberately hit my left hand, right?" You villain! Where is worthy to be my master! The master wants to be replaced! ”

But Lu Xuan smiled again: "I'm afraid your mother doesn't want to!" ”

And what made Li Tingye even more jumpy was that Lu Xuan actually changed his clothes and handed the clothes that were stained with flour and water today to his subordinates: "You stained the clothes of the teacher, and you will not leave any homework today, so I will punish you for washing the clothes for the teacher!" ”

With that, the whole person floated away from the room.