Chapter 4: Talking Cats
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Grandma turned around leisurely and looked at her panicked granddaughter with disgusted eyes, "In broad daylight, what are you messing around, this kind of thing, don't talk nonsense." ”
Jun Yan wanted to cry, but as soon as she took a step, her knee hurt badly, so she had to stretch out her right hand, "Grandma, look, my hand!" ”
As soon as the grandmother saw the wound on her granddaughter's wrist, where did she still remember anything about the evil spirit, she went over and scolded directly, "Ouch, what's going on!" How many times have I told you, you kid, to be careful on the road, be careful! Why don't you listen! ”
Jun Yan's tears swirled, "No, grandma, you listen to me first......"
Grandma grabbed her granddaughter's hand, blew on the wound with a distressed face, still complaining, and interrupted, "What to say, what else to say, if your mother sees it, you still think that I usually treat you badly, how old are you, why are you so worry-free!" ”
"Grandma, it's not like this, I accidentally fell and injured myself, but this wound ......"
"Meow!" A cat meow interrupted the truth that Jun Yan was about to say.
Then, grandma's nagging also stopped abruptly, and even the action stopped at a certain moment, maintaining an impatient preaching state, as if the video was suddenly converted into a JPG static picture.
In Jun Yan's consternation, the white cat jumped from her grandmother's arm to her left shoulder! She screamed in fright, but unfortunately that scream only appeared at the moment of sound, and it became a silent scream!
Time seemed to stand still, except that the senses were not lost, and he could clearly feel that the four paws of the cat were stepping on his shoulders, and Jun Yan couldn't do anything.
If there was a mirror on the other side, Jun Yan would definitely be able to see such a picture, the cat sitting on her shoulder, with its head held high, very proud, like the eagle standing on the shoulder of the pirate captain.
It's a pity that she doesn't, but even if she does, she won't reduce the fear in her heart because of this. At this time, her mind was blank, and she forgot to even cry, and only repeated this sentence in her heart, "Damn cat!" Let my grandma go, don't kill me! ”
"Are you begging for mercy or intimidation?"
"......" in his ears, it was really in his ears that Jun Yan heard the voice of a young man.
This voice is very good, slightly low, a little magnetic, not too strong, and the timbre is just the right amount of masculine and hearty. However, no matter how nice the sound is, if it doesn't appear at the right time, it will become a terrifying sound, which can simply scare people out half their lives!
Jun Yan subconsciously looked for a voice, she still wanted to call for help, but her neck couldn't move. Then she saw a white plush paw that shook in front of her eyes a few times. This move was clearly deliberate.
"It can't be the cat, right?" Jun Yan said in his heart, he was so frightened that he felt cold all over his body, and he felt that his bladder was still a little distended.
"That's right, it's me!"
“……”
"Hey, how's it going? Are you afraid, do you dare to throw me? If you are afraid, beg for mercy, and if you beg me, I will let you go. ”
"You're going to ...... Cats can talk! Mom, there's a ghost! Cats can speak human language! Come and save me! Mother! ”
"I think you're a ghost, and you're a coward!" After the white cat finished speaking, the cute meat palm patted Jun Yan's face, and then jumped back into Grandma's arms, and threw a look at Jun Yan.
"Someone! Help me! Mother! Dad, you're coming back! Jun Yu opened her mouth and shouted, but she couldn't hear her own voice at all, and she really felt scared when she saw the white cat's eyes.
"Don't shout, it's just a waste of effort, no one can hear it." After the white cat licked its paws, its face wrinkled as if it had licked something disgusting, and grinned its pink tongue vigorously.
"I haven't offended you, why are you following me! Let me go, let my grandmother go! Jun Yan opened his mouth at the cat and continued to speak silently.
The white cat looked at his cat's paw with disgust, and after shaking it a few times helplessly, he tilted his head and looked at the tearful person, "Wrong, it's not that I want to follow you, it's you who brought me home by yourself, have you forgotten what happened last night." ”
"I didn't! When am I bringing you back! It's clear that you came back with you! It's up to me! "Jun Yan argues.
Since she was a child, she will fight to the end almost every time she thinks she is not doing something wrong, so in the impression of her elders, she has become a weird-tempered child who loves to talk back.
The white cat's paws swung and stretched out his back again, "See, these red dots on my back are all your blood." ”
Jun Yan was shocked, and when he looked at it, the red dot on the white cat's back that was like fireworks soaring to the sky, how could it be his own blood! Her messy brain, trying to collect memories, is still determined to have nothing to do with herself.
"You slandered me!"
"Ah, I'm so sleepy, I lay outside the window last night, I couldn't sleep at all, I was exhausted." The white cat nestled into the crook of grandma's arm, wagging its tail lazily and narrowing its eyes.
"What the hell are you sleeping, let me go, let's make it clear first, do you hear it!" At this moment, Jun Yan couldn't even open his mouth, and his brain automatically spoke, "Grandma was so good to you just now, don't hurt him, let her go." ”
The white cat raised his head slightly, glanced at the tearful man, and after stretching his waist, he said slowly, "Of course I know this, besides, when did I say that I was going to hurt you, what the hell are you howling." ”
“…… What you say, is it true? Are you really not going to kill us? ”
"I'm idle and have nothing to do to kill people, really, I'm not so idle. Forget it, I'm too lazy to argue with you. The white cat curled up again and retracted into Grandma's arms.
Jun Yan's heartbeat is faster, can you believe this? Seeing that my grandmother is still in a JPG state, I can't move, and my stomach is starting to distend, and my bladder can't stand it!
"Be careful not to pee your pants."
"You ......"
"What are you doing when a child is so angry?" The white cat held its head with its front paws, and looked like a good show, this action was simply amazing.
"And what do you want?" Jun Yan wanted to close his stomach, because he was really about to lose his breath.
"Can't hold it back, right? Are you going to pee your pants? The white cat saw through it again, and actually made a gesture of covering its mouth!
Jun Yan's face was flushed, he didn't respond, he didn't respond, he just stared at it fiercely, and went through all the scolding words he had learned in his heart, and scolded a few swear words.
"It's really ugly, forget it, it won't prevent you from going to the toilet, and I'll settle accounts with you when I have time in the future." The white cat narrowed her eyes and enjoyed her grandmother's arms very much, "In short, you blocked my way home, so that I can't go back home, so, as compensation, your home will be my home from now on." ”
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