Chapter 1 Young man, you have a bloody disaster
"Donor, look at your face is slightly red, but there is a trace of black gas in the ruddy, this is not an auspicious omen......"
On the side of the empty street, a small cloth flag of "Qian Banxian" fluttered in the wind, and in the dilapidated stall, an old Taoist priest closed his eyes, his fingers seemed to be pinching something, and he muttered in his mouth,
"Donor, you have a bloody disaster!"
"Oh, just say how many names I can get in this college entrance examination mock test!"
The irritable voice sounded slightly, and I saw a teenager in a blue and white school uniform. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Obviously, this is a senior high school student who is about to hit the college entrance examination, and his body is filled with a youthful atmosphere. However, it is a bit strange that there are various colorful graffiti on the school uniform, which seems to be in line with the trend.
The young man looks good, sun-tanned wheat-colored skin, thick sword eyebrows, high nose bridge, sharp edges and corners, and thick and messy bangs reveal a bit of men's masculinity and unique ruffianism.
"Heavenly machine, don't leak it......"
The old Taoist priest said unhurriedly.
"Give!"
The young man searched impatiently in his trouser pocket for a while, and soon took out a crumpled five-yuan yuan and stuffed it into the old Taoist priest's hand.
"Old rules, hurry up, I'm going to be late."
There were no words, the old Taoist priest just slowly stretched out a finger, which probably meant "1".
"Huh? Last place again, what a ......"
The young man was a little deflated, and he wanted to leave with a depressed face, muttering in his mouth,
"Sure enough, there is a bloody disaster, but I don't know if this time it's men's singles or women's singles, or mixed doubles."
"Wait, donor, poor Dao sees that you have aura, and there should be no such calamity, so I will do a good deed today and help you resolve it."
The old Taoist priest opened his eyes slightly, loosened his crossed legs, stood up slightly, and said with a smile at the young man,
"It's just this ......"
As he spoke, the old Taoist priest rubbed his fingers without leaving a trace.
"Okay, okay, Dao Chief, this is my lunch money, all for you!"
The young man was overjoyed when he heard this, and took out another 10 yuan from his jacket pocket and stuffed it into the old Taoist's hand, his face was full of expectation.
"Na Mi Mi Coax, Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law!"
The old Taoist priest accepted the disgust in his eyes, and quickly recited the incantation in his mouth, followed by a little liquid stuck to the broken bowl on the side, and gently touched the young man's head.
"Okay, donor, this poverty has been resolved for you."
"That's it?"
The young man was stunned, looked at himself, and there was no change.
"Donor, my half-immortal signboard is here, what are you panicking about."
After speaking, the old Taoist priest sat cross-legged back on the broken straw mat spread on the ground and was silent.
"Oops, there's not enough time!"
The young man looked at his watch, he was in a hurry, he didn't care about being entangled with the old Taoist priest, and hurriedly ran away.
"Hmph, what do you want me for ten dollars for one dollar? It would be nice to dip you in two bottles of mineral water. ”
Looking at the departing young man, the old Taoist priest looked at the ten yuan in his hand and said disdainfully.
After speaking, the old Taoist priest took out a bottle of mineral water from behind him, took a sip, and poured some into the broken bowl on the side.
"Hey, big brother, I've been watching you here for a long time, and I can be regarded as seeing the name, but I don't understand a little."
A beggar walked to the side, squatted beside the old Taoist priest, and asked curiously,
"How do you know how many places this kid can get in the exam?"
"I'll tell you if I'm in a good mood today, have you seen his school uniform?"
The old Taoist priest glanced at the old beggar and said lightly,
"That's the school uniform of Chengfeng Middle School, and this kid is called Yang Yi, it's notorious for not learning well in the whole school, and his grades have always been the tail of the crane."
"However, it doesn't seem like it's the first time to look at him, he can't always take the last place in the exam, how did you guess?"
After listening to the old Taoist priest's explanation, the beggar still didn't believe it.
"What's so difficult about this, this kid's grades are very poor, no accident is the last place, as for how to make him rank a little higher, hehehe."
The old Taoist priest looked around, leaned into the beggar's ear and said softly,
"The last second place in Chengfeng is my son, and the last third place is my nephew, with casual operation, that ranking will not go up."
"High, really high!"
The beggar suddenly realized, and praised the old Taoist priest with a look of admiration.
"Okay, let's not talk about it, someone is coming."
Hearing the sound of soft footsteps not far away, the old Taoist priest hurriedly broke away from the beggar, sat on the straw mat solemnly, squinted, and calculated a little in his heart how to slaughter a fat sheep.
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"Huhu~"
A heavy pant sounded.
"7:40 and 35 seconds, 19 minutes and 25 seconds."
Yang glanced at his watch, looking at the red light in front of him and the large and small vehicles crowded at the intersection, and his heart was very irritated.
Today is a mock test for the college entrance examination, if you are late, won't Madman Zhang tear himself up?
Yang Yi shuddered at the thought of the madman's angry face and the saliva that was about to erupt from his mouth.
"I don't know if that old Taoist priest's spell is useful, although every time he casts a spell before, I can improve by one or two, but why do I always feel that something is wrong?"
Touching the cool liquid on his forehead, Yang Yi muttered.
"Toot ~"
The traffic light changed, and Yang Yi hurriedly took a step, like an arrow off the string, and quickly rushed forward.
"Beep~Beep~"
Suddenly, Yang Yi heard a rapid car horn sound on his left.
Turning his head, he saw a dazzling light, and after the light, a red car appeared in Yang Yi's eyes, and the car was rushing towards him with a loud noise caused by the emergency braking.
Stunned, Yang Yi was stunned, but he wanted to escape but found that his whole body was no longer under his control, and cold sweat soaked his back.
"Bang!"
There was a dull loud bang.
There was no miracle, and the red car crashed into Yang Yi.
Pain!
This was the first thought that popped into Yang Yi's mind.
It hurts!
This was the second thought that popped into Yang Yi's mind.
If there is a soul, Yang Yi just wants to say, his soul seems to have been knocked out of his body.
"Smack."
The body fell to the ground.
"Dada~"
"Hey, are you alright?"
"Call an ambulance!"
"Call the police!"
"Mom, this big brother won't die, right?"
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Yang Yiyi felt that his consciousness began to blur, and the anxious expressions and hurried words of the people around him began to blur.
Are you going to die?
I haven't been in love, I haven't held a girl's hand, I'm still a virgin, I haven't taken the first place in the exam, and I haven't honored my parents yet......
In just a moment, all kinds of thoughts swirled in his mind.
Soon, Yang Yi couldn't hear the shouts of the people around him, and his eyelids felt heavier and heavier, and he slowly closed them.
Old liar, you are a pitfall, I have done everything, how can there be a disaster of blood and light......