Pretending to be stupid, he sent off the eldest lady of the Xia family, and Meng Ping fell asleep with a sigh of relief. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

When I came to the supermarket, the spirit I picked up that day was skillfully collecting money.

She has passed the exam questions given by the Tu San examiner and has become a temporary worker in the supermarket. I have to say that Tu San has the appearance of an old landlord, Su Qiran is alone at the front desk, playing all the roles of shopping guide, cashier, and store manager, and he is lying behind the shelves leisurely surfing the Internet, hanging a hammock behind the two shelves, he will also enjoy.

"Isn't Su Qiran seriously injured, let her be busy in front alone, it's rare that you won't be unbearable?" Meng Ping said to Tu San teasingly.

"Pity the fragrance and cherish the jade? Why don't you help her? ”

“……”

Behind the shelves turned into two hammocks.

"Tu San, the pattern on the back of my phone has become a moving dragon, what's going on?" Meng Ping took out his mobile phone, and when he sold paintings this morning, he almost scared him half to death.

Meng Ping asked, while not treating himself as an outsider took Tu San's mobile phone, the back of his mobile phone was a nine-tailed fox with nine tails wadding, and when he touched it with his hand, he could even touch the silky fur.

"......" Tu Sanyi snatched back the phone.

"Don't touch it, the back of this phone is your original body, which is naturally alive."

"Primordial?"

Meng Ping was taken aback, is my original body three dragons? So bite?

Tu San tilted his head and glanced at Meng Ping's mobile phone, "It may also be that the mobile phone can't look at your original body, so it becomes the trademark of the supermarket." ”

Meng Ping was crazy.

Tu San didn't say anything more, he didn't tell Meng Ping, which can only show that Meng Ping has been integrated with the supermarket, he is the supermarket, and the supermarket is him.

He didn't tell Meng Ping, but the other party should be able to guess, after all, it's already obvious, isn't it?

Meng Ping opened the phone, and it was the same as an ordinary mobile phone, with all kinds of small icons, and below it were contacts, calls and text messages.

It's a pity that many of the icons above are gray.

He opened the contact first, and there were black and white impermanence and Oneiroi Tu San, and they were all added by Tu San, all of whom he was familiar with, and he added the numbers of several friends and colleagues.

Each phone is accompanied by an image, black impermanence is a black chain, white impermanence is a selfie of her, and Tu San is a cute nine-tailed little fox.

"Boom!" Meng Ping wanted to pat the table, but forgot that he was still in the hammock, and suddenly the whole person was weightless, first the whole person crashed into Tu San, and under the unrighteous push of the other party, he rolled to the ground with a grunt, and rolled several times before stopping.

"Tu San, you stupid X!"

actually pushed me, Meng Ping touched his injured waist, it didn't hurt?

"You're stupid X, with such a strong aura, it's good to hurt yourself a little." Tu San, who was lying in mid-air, looked down at Meng Ping on the ground and sneered.

You're stupid X, Meng Ping muttered to himself, because he had just seen the big boss's phone. Every time Tu San mentions the big boss, he will flicker and pretend to be stupid.

And next to the big boss's phone, on the image, it is actually a bright, golden, shiny big crown, Nima, who doesn't know who the big boss is!

Meng Ping sighed, he was used to this unreliable immortal.

Climbing into the hammock again, Meng Ping continued to look at WeChat, and the black impermanence was full of words, and it was estimated that each one was about to break through the upper limit. And it's all trivial, and the logical sequence jumps outrageously, directly shielding.

Bai Wuchang's posts are all about her various selfies, but there are dozens of them from one angle and one background, and no matter how beautiful a girl is, she can't stand this level of selfies. Although Meng Ping was very interested in some of the occasional anecdotes about the underworld, he was also directly grateful in the face of the dense photo attacks.

Fortunately, Tu San and Oneiroi are much more normal, and they are all interesting anecdotes about the fairy world.

For example, Dong Yong eloped with the Seven Fairies for many years, and finally decided to get the certificate (Meng Ping only then knew that Tu San didn't know about Valentine's Day, maybe it was just because of the house)

Barefoot Daxian was bitten by a roaring dog because he didn't wear shoes, and Erlang God was sentenced to compensation.

Huaguo Mountain held a banquet, the immortals decided to eat back to their roots for the Monkey King to make a big peach banquet that year, and they brought their families to participate, who expected that Sun Wukong only prepared 500 catties of fruit, after the immortals returned from the banquet, they were all hungry, and they didn't even eat the red envelope money they brought back, and the immortals were fooled.

The God of Food has developed a new generation of cuisine.

……

The news of the fairy world is similar to that of the human world.

Seeing the various stories of these immortals, Meng Ping leaned back with a smile, and Su Qiran, who came to get the goods, looked at it worriedly, worried that he would fall.

And just like that, the night passed quickly.