048 Clouds and Moons
After all, he still can't resist the jealous flame Xiao Roast, forget it, the little whirlwind Yuan Baojun won't go for a morning run, if he wants to run, he will go to the Hangda next door to run, out of sight is clear. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
After a few days, the martial arts association was finally established, and the group was excited, and the proud sons who were interested in acting in martial arts films finally had their own organizations, Yuan Bao was one of them, speaking of which, this martial arts association was still hard to be picked by the president of the student union for half a day, and life is always so helpless.
Despite this, Yuan Bao still participated in the Martial Arts Association, and later learned that Gongxi Jiangyue actually participated, and the buddy who was inseparable from her these days also participated, and it was really a drag oil bottle.
The baby's heart is bitter, and he eats 300 yellow lotuses a day!
Gongxi Jiangyue is really very discerning, looking at this handsome guy who looks like a son, he is low-key and calm, quite talented, he has practiced casually for a few days, and he feels heroic, compared to it, Little Whirlwind feels like a three-legged cat.
This buddy also took the initiative to greet Yuan Bao: "Hey, your name is Yuan Bao?" ”
Yuan Bao: "It's me, how do you know me?" ”
Dude: "My name is Bo Yun, the vice president of the student union, so I know that in fact, the martial arts association was set up by you, but you stopped doing it later, and our student union owes you, I'm really sorry." ”
Yuan Bao: "You're already a junior?" ”
Bo Yun: "That's right, junior." ”
Yuan Bao: "A talent like you should have a girlfriend a long time ago, right?" He tested it, but Bo Yun's overtures just now did not dispel the active envy between the adult males.
Bo Yun smiled indifferently: "It's over, yes, yes, but she's going abroad, maybe we won't be together." ”
is a high-sounding breakup skill, Yuan Bao can't say anything even if he is jealous.
The enemy is strong, summon a bulldozer to crush the impact!
Yuan Bao's urgency was like a law that he silently recited dozens of times in his heart, and it was useless, so he could only watch Gongxi Jiangyue go with him, and after a while, watching this guy ride a bicycle carrying Gongxi Jiangyue, roaming around the campus where youth bloomed with laughter, Yuan Bao swallowed 300 yellow lotuses in a row.
A beautiful girl came over and said abruptly, "Are you Bo Yun's friend?" ”
Yuan Bao didn't answer yet, but saw the girl holding a letter in her hand and asked, "This is ......?"
The beautiful girl blushed: "Please, please pass this letter to him when you meet him tomorrow." ”
The girl ran out of courage, and couldn't help but say, and stuffed this highly suspicious love letter envelope into Yuan Bao's hand.
Damn, what a heartthrob.
Yuan Bao didn't have time to say: "I'm not his friend, I hate him to death, if beating people is not illegal, and I have urban abilities, I will see and fight once!" ”
Belch...... However, if you can tactically harass Bo Yun, you can do the girl a favor, so when Yuan Bao saw Bo Yun the next day, he handed him the letter, and emphasized: "A special and special girl with a water spirit gave it to you, it's really white and sweet, and it can really pinch out the water." ”
Bo Yun looked hateful and handsome in the middle of the day, and said, "Oh, I know, thank you." He tore open the envelope and looked at it for a few seconds, then tucked it into his pocket.
It seems that he and Gongxi Jiangyue are in a warm relationship, and they are not tempted at all.
However, this was difficult for the unscrupulous Yuan Bao, and he then whispered to Gongxi Jiangyue: "Bo Yun received a love letter from a beautiful girl, and he looked fascinated. ”
Gongxi Jiangyue was stunned for a moment, then indifferent, and said, "He's not that kind of person. ”
Yuan Bao chewed the root of his tongue: "Some people are human-faced beasts, and they are crowned by monkeys." ”
Gongxi Jiangyue was solemn: "If you talk nonsense again, I'll be angry." ”
Yuan Bao was taken aback: "Okay, take care of yourself, I have already sent the information." ”
Originally, he didn't report any hope, the so-called tactical harassment is just not to let the surname Bo be so comfortable. Unexpectedly, it worked the next day, and Gongxi Jiangyue began to ignore Ai surnamed Bo. Yuan Bao's heart blossomed, and his boxing posture was also a lot more enchanting.
Coincidentally, the master invited by the Martial Arts Association actually taught him a long fist, damn, where do you seem to have heard of this kung fu? What exactly does the arm mean, and does it have anything to do with laxatives? Anyway, it seems to be quite low, Yuan Bao wants to practice a mastery like the Tiger Claw.
Yuan Bao felt that he was cursed by his name, when he practiced martial arts, he was simply a copy of Wei Xiaobao, always trying to be lazy, and was more inclined to appreciate the kung fu performances of his brothers and sisters, and then he had to admit that the boy who spoke most like him was Bo Yun, and the girl who practiced best was Gongxi Jiangyue. Alas.
He didn't give up, and asked a senior sister who seemed honest and reliable: "Senior sister, do you think my all-arm long fist is qualified to play a villain BOSS?" ”
Reliable Senior Sister: "There is still room for improvement, now I can only play a mountain patrol demon." ”
Yuan Bao frowned: "You mean Xiao Diamond Wind?" Ouch, it's fate. ”
He was cool for three days, and on the third night, he had a sweet dream, dreaming that he played a big villain, and he could fight with the male protagonist for 300 rounds without winning or losing, thinking that this was a good sign, however, when he practiced martial arts on the fourth day, he found that Bo Yun had reunited with Gongxi Jiangyue again, and he looked like a young couple.
On this day, Yuan Bao beat the long fist into a gloomy palm.
After a set of ecstasy palms, he sat quietly in the corner in a daze, plucked a dogtail grass casually, held it in his mouth, looked up at the sunset, and was indescribably lonely.
Dogtail grass, chewing and chewing, saw that there was an ant hole beside him, he stretched the chewed grass roots into the hole, and after a while, led out a few ants. Yuan Bao didn't know which nerve was wrong, and suddenly wanted to taste what it was like to be ants, so he put the lured ants in his mouth like a chimpanzee and chewed them!
The lively ant was dying in his mouth, so disgusting, he wanted to vomit it at first, but he held back. He suddenly realized that life is like this, in order to get protein and calories, in order to live, there are always things to endure.
"What are you doing?" A familiar and beautiful voice came to mind in his ears, it was Gongxi Jiangyue that he was thinking about at dusk.
Oops, such a shady thing was discovered by the goddess. Phew, spit it out.
Gongxi Jiangyue: "It's disgusting! You actually eat ants! ”
Yuan Bao: "...... What's the matter? Can I help you? ”
Gongxi Jiangyue: "Hmph, it's nothing, I'm just here to tell you that he and I are officially together, and you will have fewer moths in the future." ”
Yuan Bao: "...... Oh. "Tactical harassment is completely bankrupt, and it gives the goddess a reason to hate herself.
"Assemble! Keep practicing the long arm punch! Master was shouting.
But Yuan Bao had no heart to practice martial arts at all, and the philosophy of life he had just comprehended was also forgotten, and he waved his sleeves and left gloomily, driving his green smoke and sublime emissions exceeding the standard Alto.
30,000 yellow lotuses a day!
If Mei Junya's departure damage index is 100 yellow lotuses, a few days ago, Gongxi Jiangyue's damage output was 300, and today there is an earth-shattering 30,000 damage, which is really miserable.
Yuan Bao didn't know why, and suddenly a popular expression in the QQ group appeared, narrating: "What's the use of falling in love?" Come out and prostitute - prostitute, the chicken woman has found it for you! ”
Yuan Bao's quirks, wash the car when he is happy, wash the car when he is sad, while washing the car, he also reads the lines of the star master who are very popular in the video hall now: "There was once a love in front of me, I really wanted to cherish it, but the mothers rolled their eyes with black eyes, if God gave me another chance, I would say loudly to myself - don't fall into this big pit!" ”
"Good poetry! Support! A familiar voice drilled into my ears, who else could I meet by the garage but Xiong Datiao?
Yuan Bao: "What a fart!" ”
Ojo: "Ouch, why are you scolding yourself?" ”
Yuan Bao: "Can you manage it?" ”
Ojo: "What?" Get up on the wrong side of the bed? Listen to that meaning, has something to do with love? Hehe, our brothers fell into a pit, they are both fallen people at the end of the world, why should we have ever known each other! Shall we go for a drink? ”
Yuan Bao was stunned, isn't this product not in the same place as himself? What moths do you come up with?
Ojo smiled: "Look at your bear-like, it's bigger than my bear." I haven't settled the account for you last time when you asked a child to send me a wreath, so I can't help but save face! ”
Yuan Bao was stunned again: "You...... Got it? ”
Xiong Datiao: "Haha, I brutally tortured those two little kids, and they finally told the truth. ”
Yuan Bao: "Oh, I'm sorry, it must make you sad, now I realize this pain, I was wrong, you have a lot, forgive me." ”
Xiong Datiao: "Classmates, it's easy to talk and talk, provided that you accompany me to drink." ”
Yuan Bao: "Understood, you want to get me drunk and throw me into the gutter!" It's really sinister. ”
Xiong Datiao laughed: "Xiaobao is really joking, how can I mean that...... I'm not as drunk as you, maybe it's me who gets drunk. ”
After Xiong Datiao's repeated persuasion, Yuan Bao finally agreed, this is a good opportunity for reconciliation, and it is better to settle the grievances than to settle them.
"Wait until I've washed the car."
Yuan Bao secretly returned to the garage and hid his secret weapon, the nunchuck, on his body, and then drove with Xiong Datiao to a place where food stalls gathered to drink.
This thing is really not a good bird, and he took Yuan Bao to turn around in the gloomy alley, came to a dead end, and then suddenly appeared a few Shanxi big men, all with a face full of meat.
Xiong Datiao smiled and said, "Haha, little look, I thought I would let you go, drink, I'm phew!" Beat me, fight to the death! But you can't help but kill him. ”
Yuan Bao sneered and took out the nunchuck.
Xiong Datiao was stunned: "Yo, be prepared, then you will be even more miserable!" Above! ”
Yuan Bao let out a scream similar to Bruce Lee's, and the nunchucks played tiger and tiger,