Chapter 7: The Police Phantom Immortal provokes the Sea of Hundred Flowers, Shi Taijun angrily screams at the head monk

However, it was said that Jia's mother sent the Tongling Treasure Jade to the second room in person under the pretense that it was Jia Daishan's old things, and it happened that Jia Zheng had never gone outside, so he invited Jia's mother to sit in the main hall of Rongxi Hall. Jia Mu, www.biquge.info the pen "Fun" Pavilion, looked at the main hall and saw a large plaque of red gold and nine dragons and green land, with the three words of Douda written on the plaque, which was "Rongxi Hall"; There is a line of small characters at the end: "A certain year, month and day book to give Rongguo Gong Jia Yuan", and there is the treasure of "Wan Ji Chenhan". Jia's mother has always been closer to her second son Jia Zheng, and when Jia Daishan died, Jia's mother wanted to live closer to Jia Zheng, so she left the second room in Rongxi Hall, but ordered Jia Yu to move to the other courtyard where Jia Daishan's mother was in her twilight years. The courtyard is cut off from the garden in the Rong Mansion, Jia Yu can't bear to disobey his mother's order, and he likes that the house here is small and chic, and the trees and strange stones everywhere in the courtyard are from famous families, but they should also be inherited.

Although the main room Rongxi Hall was given a second room, Jia Zheng's wife and Mrs. Wang actually did not live here, Mrs. Wang only lived in the ear room next to it, Jia Zheng also had his own study, and Rongxi Hall was just a place to receive foreign guests.

The benefits of the two residences are comparable, but outsiders don't look like them after all, and there are disasters in the past life as a lesson, Jia Mu made up her mind to choose a suitable time and tell Jia Zheng the pros and cons.

The mother and son were gossiping, only to hear the faint sound of wooden fish in the air, and Jia's mother knew that it was the two monks and Taoists who were ordered by the police to lead the evil ghosts to rob the past generations, and they couldn't help but change color. Jia Zheng is strange, Rongxi Hall is not facing the street, and the sound of the wooden fish in the inner room is still clear in his ears, I don't know why.

The steward of the second gate hurriedly rushed into the courtyard to talk back and forth, only saying that there was a ragged leper monk and a lame Taoist man outside the door talking nonsense in front of the door, saying that there were demons and disasters in the house and that they would enter the house to drive away evil spirits and avoid harm.

Jia's mother has gone through a lifetime, and she heard a woman talk about the reason, and she didn't have a good impression of the police fantasy faction, so she slapped the table and shouted: "Confused things!" Those who deceive the public with such gossips still need to talk back and forth, and they should be quickly thrown out with a stick! ”

The steward also knew that Lin'er had just been born in the house yesterday, and the two monks and Taoists were going to enter the house to eliminate the demon, didn't it mean that this newborn brother was a demon? I didn't want to ask for this bad luck, but the monks and Taoists both had some backgrounds, and the little guy who picked them up hadn't done it yet, and they were all holding their stomachs. had to go back and forth with a sad face: "The eldest master also said to let him out, but as soon as the minions were ready to start, they seemed to be frozen, and they couldn't even blink an eye." When the old man heard that the man said that there was a demon in the house, he was so angry that he took the latch and wanted to beat it, and now he is also fixed at the door and cannot move. ”

Jia Zheng listened to what the steward said, and felt that the two of them had some magical powers, but he was a little hesitant, so he couldn't help but get up and ask Jia's mother: "Old lady, it's better to invite these two people in and listen to what they have to say." Seeing that Jia's mother was silent, as if she had acquiescence, she asked Jia's mother to go to the inner room with tourmaline and other maids to sit, and ordered someone to invite her.

After a while, the monk and Taoist came in, the monk was stompy and unkempt, and both of them looked crazy. Jia Zheng took a closer look and saw the monk: his nose was like a hanging gall, his eyebrows were long, and his eyes were like stars with treasures. There is no trace of broken shoes, and there is a sore on the pickled shoe. Sloppy and sloppy with an evil face, Jia Zheng didn't like it in his heart, and went to see the person again, only to see: one foot is high and the other is low, covered in water and mud. If you meet and ask where your home is, you are in the west of Penglai.

Jia Zheng was a little remorseful, but still got up to salute and asked the two of them: "I don't know where the two immortals are cultivating?" ”

The monk didn't give a salute or answer, but just took out a piece of something from the blanket and threw it to Jia Zheng. Jia Zheng took a look at it, and it turned out to be a piece of bright and beautiful jade, with clear handwriting on it, engraved with the words "Tongling Baoyu", and a line of small characters that read "Don't forget it, Fang Ling will continue forever". Jia Zheng rolled his eyes twice, and saw that there was a line of small words on the opposite side, and he couldn't help but read it out of his mouth: "One is to eliminate evil, the second is to cure unjust diseases, and three to know good and bad." I was at a loss, secretly thinking that these two people were not here to sell jade.

It turned out that these two monks and Taoists were two scattered immortals in the sea of hatred and sorrow, and they were usually attached to the police illusion fairy girl in the too illusory realm, doing some errands that led the evil ghosts down to the earth. On that day, the two of them were ordered by the police illusion fairy girl to take a romantic ghost to the mortal world, and when they heard that there was a dry immortal immortal servant who was also going to be reincarnated, they couldn't help but have evil thoughts in their hearts. You must know that this evil ghost is different from immortals, and only after continuous reincarnation and hardships and several lifetimes of sorrows and sorrows can the evil ghost have a chance to rank among the immortals; Immortal immortals are different, they are born with immortal bones, no matter what the level of immortals, the calamities are all by chance, and after death, they still return to the hatred of heaven to practice.

And after the immortals descended to earth, before the age of three, because the heavenly spirit had not yet closed, the aura on his body was abnormal. If you can absorb the immortal qi on these immortals, it will be very beneficial to your cultivation. It is precisely because of this that in the previous life, this monk Tao took the name of crossing people and became monks, and asked Daiyu Xiangling and other family members to give them up.

However, it was said that the two monks and Taoists had crooked thoughts, and they agreed with the mending stone on the Qinggang Peak to let it go down to earth with the Shenying attendant to enjoy the prosperity of the rich and noble township in the world, and it was also convenient for them to absorb the aura through the reincarnation of the Shenying waiter through the mending heaven stone.

The priest in charge of the descent of heaven and man was only responsible for arranging the time for everyone to descend to earth, and did not ask anything else, so that the two monks and Taoists had an opportunity to take advantage of. While the two of them were reincarnated one after another to send the merry ghosts, they made up their minds to wrap the heaven-mending stone and let the Shenying attendants take them down to the mortal world. It's just that I didn't expect that something went wrong halfway, and the priest stared at the Shenying attendant when he went down to earth, so that the two of them had nothing to do.

But it was said that in the too illusory realm, the police illusion fairy Gu also faintly sensed that something was wrong. The goddess of the Hundred Flowers Sea and the police fairy of the Sea of Sorrow are not in harmony, and all the immortals know it in the hatred of the sky. This time, the police illusion secretly abducted her beloved apprentice and worked as a flower servant when the female Yi was in the world, and according to the female Yi Shangshen's temperament, he should make a big fuss, and the police fantasy had already thought of an excuse to deal with it. Who knew that the female god didn't reason, and the police illusion fairy girl muttered in her heart.

Just in confusion, the golden girl who was in charge of the thin life division hurriedly came to report, saying that the cabinet containing the number of nether immortals and evil ghost lives seemed to be sealed by a powerful immortal power, and it was impossible to flip through it.

I opened the cabinet and took out the booklet of the twelve hairpins of Jinling and took a look, only to see that the words of the Zhuzhu fairy had all disappeared, and together with the sentence "the golden hairpin is buried in the snow" was also a lot of dilution of pen and ink. The police fairy hurriedly took out a few other booklets, and sure enough, he saw that there was something more or less wrong with each booklet. The immortal immortal servant has gone through the calamity, and the judgment has disappeared completely, and the judgment of the rest has been somewhat diluted.

Seeing this situation, the police fairy knew that there had been a great change in the world, and suspected that the girl was playing tricks on the gods. There are also monks and Taoists who reported that the mending heaven stone failed to follow the Shenying waiter to the lower realm, and the police illusion fairy was so angry that he stared at him, and on the one hand, he ordered the leper monk to personally send the mending heaven stone to the place where the Shenying waiter was thrown, and on the other hand, he let the sorrowful golden girl hold the booklet and want to go to the sea of flowers to find the female Yi god theory.

The police fairy is thinking about how to distinguish one or two from the goddess, and is thinking about finding Nuwa Niangniang to be the master, killing the majesty of the goddess, where is willing to take care of them?

How do you know that the police fantasy fairy rushed to the sea of flowers with his eyebrows raised, the door of the sea of flowers was closed, and the fairy boy who accompanied him at the door only said that the goddess was uncomfortable and did not want to see guests. The police fairy was angry, but there was nothing to be done, so he didn't dare to trespass. It must be known that there are also grades in the hatred of the heavens, among which the ancient god Nuwa has the highest status, and there are real people, gods, immortals, immortals, and so on.

And the female god is unfortunately a higher level of police illusion. To say that one of the two immortals is in charge of flowers and plants, and the other is in charge of Fengyue, it should not be able to fight with eight poles. Helplessly, one can't get used to seeing the other party's fake appearance, loves the abduction of immortals, and the nether realm contributes to the evil ghosts under his subordinates, and the other hates the other party's articulate and merciless speech, which is in response to the sentence of two looks. The goddess has always wanted face, afraid of being gossiped, and unwilling to use her identity to suppress the police illusion, although she often has the upper hand in the quarrel, but there are still times when the police illusion is so angry that she can't speak, but at this time the identity gap is revealed...

The flowers bloomed two and each showed a branch, but said that the two monks and Taoists received the order of the police illusion fairy, and they did not dare to stop coming to Rongguo Mansion, and they mixed in under the pretext of driving away evil spirits and avoiding harm.

The two of them threw the mending stone to Jia Zheng, which Jia Zheng is the most pedantic and square on weekdays, because he didn't understand his meaning, he didn't want to ask, just turned over and looked at the mending stone again and again.

Seeing that Jia Zheng still didn't speak for a long time, the leper monk was anxious, so he had to make a look like a master outside the world and said: "Our senior brothers and sisters are from the bottom of the barren mountain and the nonsensical cliff and the green ridge peak. Fortunately, the prince of your mansion has a fate with me, and we are here to send jade. This piece of psychic treasure jade is the treasure of the world, where you encounter incurable diseases and intractable things, just take out this treasure jade, you can make it auspicious. This thing is psychic, not desecrated, hanging on the bedroom threshold, except for their own relatives, not to make the yin people offend. ”

When Jia Zheng heard this, he really confirmed what he thought, and felt that the two of them seemed to be evil and wrong, so he was busy sending them away, so he called the little guy on the side to get the silver, and made up his mind to throw the psychic jade out when the two left.

The leper monk didn't want silver, but said: "In this life of your son, it is: 'Pink stains and grease stains and treasure light, Fang Qi is sleepy day and night. After a heavy dream, you must wake up, and the unjust debts will be paid off. ’”

Jia Zheng frowned when he heard this, his young son had just been born, and the leper monk was crazy and said that there were demons in the house who wanted to send Meiyu, and said that this child would be an addict to beauty in the future, and no matter how good his cultivation was, he couldn't help it.

"Wait!" When Jia Zheng looked back, he saw Tourmaline helping Jia Mu slowly walk out of the inner room. I saw that Jia Mu's eyes were blazing, and her eyes seemed to see through the leper monk and the lame man.

The two monks and Taoists only felt that Jia Mu seemed to be covered with an auspicious light, but when they looked closely, they were gone. I only heard Jia Mu sneer and said: "How can you two be a monk together, one believes in the Three Qings, and the other takes refuge in the Buddha, how can you go together and call yourself a senior brother?" If you know a little sorcery, you dare to show off, what is your intention? ”

Then I heard Jia Mu shout angrily at Jia Zheng: "What is destined to be predestined, what is to dispel evil and avoid disaster, how can the words of monks and Taoists be trusted?" What money do you give? I saw Jia Mu holding up an object again, facing the light to see the crystal clear: "We are not jade here?" Then the rest of the Rausch to make up for the sky, don't hurry up and get out! ”

The leper monk still has to distinguish a few words, but it is the lame man, although his legs and feet are not smart, but his eyes are not blind, and he recognized the origin of the jade in Jia's mother's hand, and he couldn't help but look different! Hurriedly pulled the leper monk's sleeve a few times to prevent him from speaking, and the steward drove them out with a bang, and threw them at the door together with the mending stone.

The leper monk hurriedly picked up the mending stone, brushed off the dust on it with his big sleeve, and stomped his feet and said, "That ignorant stupid woman! You should give her a taste of it before we know what we do!" He complained about the lame Taoist again: "What are you doing to pull me?" The jade has never been sent out, but the golden lock of the Xue family has already been sent out! How can I go back and explain this to the police illusion fairy girl? ”

The lame man said, "Didn't you see that woman holding the three-life spirit stone of the Hundred Flowers Sea in her hand?" ”

"The one in the sea of flowers?" The leper monk smacked his lips, a little afraid, and shook his head again: "This Shenying waiter has nothing to do with their hundred flowers, where would he be willing to let that treasure go down to earth with the Shenying waiter?" I'm afraid you're looking at it badly. ”

The lame Taoist patted his thigh and said, "I wish I had read it wrong!" It's just that this time we are gone! Suddenly remembered what Jia Mu had just said, and her mud-smeared face turned red: "Oh no, no! also said that the one in the sea of flowers has never theorized! People clearly know the cause and effect, and they have a way to deal with it! ”

Seeing that the leper monk did not understand what he meant, the lame Taoist fell to his feet and sighed: "I was in a hurry when I saw the Sansheng Stone, but I didn't listen to the woman's words. Did she just say, 'Make up for what is left'? How does a mortal inner house woman know the origin of this psychic jade? ”

The leper monk came back to his senses at this time, and remembered the auspicious light that flashed on Jia Mu's body, and said: "Listen to what you said, isn't it that the arrangement of the police fairy has been known by the god of Nuyi, and that woman was sent by the god to guide the fairy of Zhuzhu and others through the calamity?" Seeing that the lame Taoist nodded yes, the leper monk said: "Then we should quickly go to the police to the Phantom Fairy Gu and ask for an idea." He muttered again: "Then we can't interfere in the affairs of the Zhen family and the Su family in Jiangnan..."

The lame Taoist sneered: "I'm going to go to you!" Aren't you afraid of the one in the sea of flowers? ”

The leper monk weighed one or two, but in the end, he was still more afraid of the goddess. There is no other reason - although the police illusion fairy girl is very powerful, she has always liked to be a virtuous person, and she knows that she will blame two sentences at most if she hides the news; The goddess is different, she has always had a perverse temperament and loves to make a small child, and she also protects her shortcomings. It would be a big sin for the two of them to hit her subordinate immortal servants with their ideas, if they dare to ventilate again... The leper monk shuddered, he was a scattered immortal cultivated by evil ghosts, but he didn't want to give up his cultivation to make flower fertilizer for the goddess.

The two of them made up their minds, so they took the mending stone back to Qinggeng Peak first, and then hid in the mortal world for decades, waiting for these evil ghosts to go back to their lives after the tribulation.

[The part that has nothing to do with the text: It is said that the police illusion fairy girl who ate the closed door soup was so angry that she stomped her feet, and she was going to go to Nuwa to complain. Before he reached the main hall of Nuwa, he was stopped again. I saw that the Lingbi waiter of Chixia Palace smiled shyly, and said slowly: "The real person is complaining to Nuwa Niangniang inside, and the immortal stones in Chixia Palace are no longer waiting, and they are all covered with moss." ”

didn't mention it in one breath, and the police illusion fairy girl almost scolded her mother: What about you fool? One day in heaven and one year on earth! This Shenying waiter has just gone down, and the grass is growing on the stones of your house? The grave grass doesn't grow so fast!

The above is a spoof -o-This article is read by someone... Someone looked at the kneeling and begged to squeak... I'm talking to myself. In this hot summer, I feel like I have returned to the cold winter! Night! So lonely..

All the mistakes are the fault of the police illusion fairy girl! Sister Bao said that the golden lock pot is not carried! ------Although I'm a fan, I don't want Heibao sister... However, combined with the original book and the interpretation of some red scientists, Sister Bao is probably also a member of the army of evil ghosts.... I'm setting it this way for the time being, covering my face... And why doesn't the client display the author's words? 】