Chapter 33: A False Alarm!
Ding Ding Ding!
Three system prompts in succession directly stunned Zhang Long!
"System, I subdued the big brown bear, and in the past, how did I capture the heart of the female primitive?"
"In nature, once it's mating season, only the strongest males can attract the attention of females. Pen~Fun~Pavilion www.biquge.info host you defeated the big brown bear and showed yourself as a male creature in front of a crowd of female primitives, so, hehe, you know. ”
"Holy, it's that simple?"
Zhang Long was stunned for a moment, and then became angry: "Damn, why didn't you tell me earlier." It's a shame that I just now posed in front of female primitives and openly sold meat in front of millions of viewers, you are so cheating. ”
"First, the tasks released by the system can only be completed by the host itself. Second, even if you pit you, you bite me! ”
"......" Zhang Long.
"Damn, you hang!"
Zhang Long kicked the big brown bear and said, "Xiao Hei, why do you get up for me, where do you come from, where are you going, I am calling you for something." ”
"Yes, yes." The big brown bear looked at Zhang Long in fear, landed on all fours, and ran into the mountains and forests.
Roar, roar, roar!
The primitive people cheered and hugged Zhang Long back to the cave.
It was getting late, and Zhang Long had just found some hay, and as soon as he had made a bed, he saw the matriarch come over with an animal skin.
Damn, what's going on?
This matriarch won't really take a fancy to me, will she!
Zhang Long is also a guy who has opened meat and eaten meat, so he naturally understands the kind of eagerness or hunger shown in the eyes of the matriarch.
Sure enough, the matriarch glanced at Zhang Long shyly, well, let's be shy, so she spread the animal skin on the ground and lay down next to Zhang Long.
Not only Zhang Long was dumbfounded, but millions of viewers were also dumbfounded.
"I'll go, what's going on?"
"Throw yourself into your arms, don't female primitives have a crush on Brother Long?"
"A woman is thirty like a wolf, forty is like a tiger, and Brother Long is going to be strong!"
", primitive people express their love so directly, if you like it, it's neat!"
"Ahh
"Ahhh
……
Looking at the matriarch's affectionate eyes, Zhang Long was embarrassed, not lying down, not lying down.
"Made, system, what are you doing badly, you have to do a task to capture Fang's heart, I was really cheated by you this time!"
Zhang Long struggled for a long time, and finally lay down, and when he lay down, the matriarch came up.
The audience in the live broadcast room was instantly messy.
"Brother Long is lying down, Brother Long is lying down, the female primitive person pounced on it, it, does Brother Long really want to be forced!"
"5555, Brother Long, don't!"
"Shameless woman, let go of Brother Long, let me come!"
……
"I'm sorry, matriarch, you really don't fit my aesthetics!"
Zhang Long looked at the matriarch who came up, and said sorry in his heart, his eyes were quick, and a knife slashed at the neck of the matriarch, directly cutting him unconscious.
"Dizzy, dizzy, Brother Long slashed the female primitives with a hand knife."
"Alas, it's a pity, in fact, that female primitive figure is still quite good!"
"I'll rub it, upstairs, you have a really strong taste!"
"I'll just tell you the truth. Isn't it good to say that when the lights are turned off, women are the same! ”
"I'm on You!"
……
Zhang Long gently put down the matriarch, looked at the camera, wiped a cold sweat and said: "Okay, audience friends, a false alarm, a false alarm!" ”
"Haha, Brother Long, I originally wanted to watch your live love action movie and watch it, but it's a pity!"
"yes, yes, it's a pity!"
"But seriously, Brother Long's charm is really not ordinary, even female primitives take the initiative to give them a hug!"
"Brother Long is the best!"
"Brother Long, we love you!"
……
"I love you too, okay, it's not early, that's the end of today's live broadcast, see you tomorrow."
"Dabao will see you every day, Brother Long will see you tomorrow!"
"If you want to be in a good mood, watch Brother Long live! Moisturize every day! ”
"Hey, your girlfriend has been in a good mood lately, she, she's been watching Brother Long's live broadcast recently, can she be in a bad mood?"
"Watch the live broadcast, please look for Brother Long's live broadcast room!"
……
"Thank you, and see you tomorrow."
Looking at the teasing messages on the barrage, Zhang Long smiled and cut off the link.
There was nothing to say all night, and early the next morning, Zhang Long came together and connected the live broadcast.
"Good morning, audience friends, I miss you guys!"
"Brother Long is early!"
"The insects in the grass are eaten by birds, good morning Brother Long!"
"The plan of the day lies in the morning, Brother Long, come on!"
……
Zhang Long chatted with the audience in the live broadcast room for a while and started the day's live broadcast.
Looking at the hungry eyes of those female primitives around him, Zhang Long felt that it was too dangerous to continue to stay in the Youxiong Clan.
It's not a good place to stay for long, you must accumulate prestige to 100 as soon as possible, complete the main quest, and return to the Overworld.
Zhang Long found the big man of the iron tower and mobilized all the male primitives, those who moved stones to move stones, and those who looked for wood looked for wood.
What to do?
Of course, the gate was built.
Zhang Long felt that if he helped the primitive man build a gate, he should be able to gain a lot of prestige.
It took nearly two hours, with the assistance of all the male primitives, Zhang Long finally built a gate at the entrance of the cave.
"Ding, the host successfully taught the primitive people the simple construction technique, and gained 10 points of prestige of the bear clan, and the current prestige is 70/100."
10 points of prestige, not bad, not bad.
Looking at the primitive people who were curious in and out of the newly built gate, Zhang Long felt a sense of accomplishment.
70 prestige, 30 points short of 100 prestige.
Next, what should we teach these primitive people?
Pregnant!
Teach them to domesticate wild boars.
If you want to raise pigs, you first have to get a pigsty.
The simple project of the pigsty is not difficult for Zhang Long, who grew up in the countryside.
Under his leadership, the male primitive man got back to work, and soon after that, a pigsty was built out of wood and stone on a flat ground near the cave.
With the pigsty in place, the next step is to look for the wild boar cubs.
If you want to find the wild boar cubs, you can only find the wild boar's nest first, and how to find the wild boar's nest in the reckless primeval forest?
Zhang Long decided to go to his younger brother, the big brown bear and the white wolf king for help.
Black and White are both in this area, and the predators at the top of the food chain should not be difficult to find a few wild boar nests if they are out.
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