Teacher Meng got up early in the morning and bought soy milk and pies on the north side of the school. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info smiled and greeted the doorman at the school gate, put breakfast in his bag, and walked into Sanli Experimental Primary School.

He was an art teacher in the first and third grades, and in the first two periods of the morning, there were few classes, so he took out the cake and ate it, and by the way, he looked at the teachers in the office to see if they were coming.

Meng Ping was the only male teacher in the first-grade office group. This is really a benefit for male teachers. To his friends' envy, what is even more enviable is that in the whole school, female teachers account for a large part, and even those who teach physical education have two lively female teachers. At this moment, the two were sitting next to Meng Ping and frolicking.

Among the dozen or so people in the office, in addition to him, there are two art teachers. Teacher Chen Lu has just graduated and has a very lively personality. is currently in a relationship, and she can't do without her boyfriend, Meng Ping is sitting next to her, and she is the most harmed.

The summer morning was a little cool, but the feeling of being stuffy when he walked into the office came up, Meng Ping turned his head and turned on the fan switch behind him.

Before his head could be turned, one of the remaining art teachers in the office, Mr. Mei, walked in with a drawing board. And in behind her came a tall, thin young man.

This made him a little puzzled, according to his memory, he was the only man in this office.

When Meng Ping was still wondering about the identity of the other party, the other party also noticed Meng Ping, walked over to Meng Ping menacingly, and turned off the switch of the fan. With a white look, he took the breakfast in his hand step by step, and followed Teacher Mei to the south seat.

What's the situation?

Meng Ping was still stunned. Teacher Chen Lu on the side saw this scene, and quickly said two concluding words such as I love you, and ended the love hotline with her boyfriend every morning. Leaned over to him and whispered:

"That's Director Wang, everyone knows that he has taken a fancy to our first-grade teacher Xiaomeimei, and he sends love breakfast every morning, and a few days ago he went on a business trip to buy painting materials for us, so you don't recognize him. Hey, if only my husband were here, I also have someone to bring breakfast. ”

Looking at Meng Ping, who was stunned, Chen Lu added another sentence that he thought was considerate, "Well, you can also ask him to help you bring a little." ”

"This Director Wang can pick the door, I think Sister Xiaomei definitely doesn't look down on him, he has always wanted to come to our office, but there must be a grade director in an office, and there is Sister Xiaowen in our office. He couldn't come, so he came all day. It's annoying to look at, where is it like my husband, everyone loves it. ”

"That Director Wang thinks that Sister Xiaomei is not in good health, she can't blow the wind, and she will give us more work, it's really funny, what's the matter with him. Besides, Sister Xiaomei's body is very good, okay, last time we carried the painting materials together, and the strength was greater than mine. If only my husband were here, I still have to carry things by myself, so pitiful. ”

The chattering Chen Lu gave Meng Ping a sense of reincarnation of black impermanence.

Ignoring the voice in his ear, he glanced at the other side, Teacher Xiaomei was sorting out the students' homework, and Director Wang was standing behind, motionless, looking a little silly.

Stupid, I don't like him even if I'm a woman, Meng Ping thought to himself.

Chen Lu and her boyfriend are in a long-distance relationship, and they are almost half of China apart, but from her mouth, everyone knows that the relationship between the two is very good, at least Chen Lu's love is beyond words.

Probably because she and her boyfriend can't see each other for too long, Chen Lu has a lot of ways to solve lovesickness, one of which is to talk about gossip everywhere.

From the day Meng Ping came, she didn't know that from Meng Ping's heroic appearance, she saw his deep girlish heart, or thought that it was a great thing to have a handsome male girlfriend.

In short, the two became friends, and she had nothing to say to Meng Ping. Meng Ping once asked suspiciously:

"We have such a good relationship, you don't have to worry about a scandal or something."

"Every time I say three words, I will unconsciously bring my dear husband, who will not know my love for my husband, and have nothing to doubt this."

It seems that although this girl sometimes speaks openly, she is still very clear in her heart.

After talking about Director Wang, Chen Lu began to chat with Meng Ping about all kinds of gossip again, including the third-grade English teacher and Mr. Li from the general office who are secretly in love, the favorite dating place of several students in the junior high school, the pattern of delicious dishes in the cafeteria, and how to get the canteen uncle to give you more meat...... I have the interest of chatting all morning, and I can't stop.

Fortunately, Meng Ping and she have known each other for the past few days, and they already know what to do to keep her mouth shut.

"May I ask Director Wang's name?"

“……”

Chen Lu immediately cried with a sad face, lying on the table and thinking, the reason why this child may not have come long ago, the name of two words can still be remembered, and more than three words, heheda, can only remember a surname.

Meng Ping glanced at the stuffy room again, depressed, really hot.

At this time, Teacher Mei politely refused Director Wang's breakfast, Tingting walked towards Meng Ping, looked at him stunned, smiled slightly, bypassed him, and turned on the fan switch behind him.

Director Wang: "......"

Meng Ping: "......"

Chen Lu was still lying on the table, thinking of her distant lover and mourning in silence for not remembering her name.

Teacher Mei is indeed beautiful, although Meng Ping has seen a cold beauty like Bai Wuchang and a passionate flame flower, but Mei Tian is a completely different type.

She sat there gently, her lips pale and delicate, delicate flowers shining on the water, and weak willows supporting the wind. But when she laughed, it was like a bright sun.

Director Wang stood awkwardly in place, picked up the breakfast in his hand, and turned his head to leave.

Two or three children ran in noisily, and the leading fat dun didn't stop for a while, and collided with Director Wang, who was a young and strong young man, his body shook, but he didn't fall.

However, the whole cup of soy milk in the bag did not withstand the squeeze of the little fat dun, and appeared in the awkward position of Director Wang's pants awkwardly.

“……”

"Poof." Meng Ping couldn't help laughing for a while, and Chen Lu had already endured the discomfort, "Hahaha." Not only did he laugh out loud, but he banged the table while laughing to express his schadenfreude that he could not hide.

The office is already full of young female teachers, and the skill of schadenfreude is self-taught.

Laughter resounded throughout the floor as if it were contagious.

looked at Director Wang's Tie Qing's face, clenched his fists, and stared at Meng Ping, who was the first to laugh.

The eldest sister, Xiaowen, hurriedly scolded, "Don't laugh!" ”

Then he said to a few children who were at a loss, "You three don't hurry up and apologize to Teacher Wang." ”

After the three children got into trouble, they were already hiding behind Meng Ping, as if he stopped the children from apologizing, which made him very embarrassed.

Mei Tian also stopped laughing, smiled and said, "Teacher Wang, you better hurry up and change your clothes." ”

What the beauty said worked, Director Wang nodded stiffly, took a book, covered it up a little, and turned to leave.

Seeing people leaving, Sister Xiaowen, who came in behind, asked strangely

"Is it that funny?"

"It wasn't particularly funny, but when I saw Chen Lu like that, I couldn't help it." A teacher spoke up everyone's mind.

Everyone looked at Chen Lu, who was smiling and rubbing her stomach on the chair, was it because of her low laughter that she was infected.

"Oh, where's my book?"

"It was taken by Director Wang to cover his buttocks." Chen Lu shouted in a loud voice.

The office erupted in laughter.

The people outside the door clenched their fists, cursed a few words, and left quickly.

The three children took away the homework of the class, and everyone returned to each other.

Meng Ping thought about Director Wang's eyes when he was leaving, and then looked at Chen Lu, who was dazed, drawing himself and his lover on the paper, and felt that he might have been carried by the black pot.

"Report!" A little girl with a ponytail shouted at the door.

"Come in." Meng Ping said.

"Art teacher! Little Fat just touched my arm! ”

The little girl walked up to Chen Lu and shouted loudly.

"Is it deliberate?" asked Chen Lu with a straight face.

"No," said the little girl.

"It's not like I'm going to go to the team leader myself. Let's get out. ”

Meng Ping looked at her curiously, Chen Lu usually behaves very funny, why is she so serious about students.

The little girl was very aggrieved, her eyes clicked, she glanced at Meng Ping next to her, and turned back to the classroom.

"What, curious?" Chen Lu turned his head and asked.

"Yes" Meng Ping stood up, propped up the table with one hand, and said:

"I think you might be a little serious."

"How about this, the next child who comes to complain, you will adjust and adjust." Chen Lu said with a smile.

Meng Ping nodded.

So, in the morning, Meng Ping received 36 children who unintentionally touched the complaint, 18 who asked for leave of various discomforts, 4 who fought, 23 who complained that a classmate was talking in class, 17 who complained that the same table touched their belongings, and 2 who came to complain that breakfast was unappetizing.

Go to pieces.

In the evening, a tired Meng Ping walked into the supermarket.

"My wish is to marry Lan Bai."

There is a girl standing in front of the supermarket cash register,

"Don't you have anything here that would allow me to travel back into the book?"

"Girl," Tu San said helplessly: "I just said, the price of the book wearer is 800 points, and you only have 50 points, so you can't buy it." ”

"Then I want to marry the president."

"The president's love, twenty o'clock."

The girl nodded,

"Then I'll want this."

"Girl, I have to tell you, this is a defective product, and after taking it, there will be a random president who falls in love with you, but there is no limit to age or appearance. So it could be an old president in his forties and fifties. Tu San lifted the glasses on the bridge of his nose and said seriously.

“……”

"You actually sell defective products, I will go to the consumer association to sue you."

"The price of a high-quality product is a hundred points."

"Then I don't want to be president, I want to be reborn, I want a golden finger."

"Rebirth Pill, twenty points; Excellent business ability, 30 points; Predicting the future, 30 points; Beauty system, eighty points. ”

"Then I will be born again and foresee the future." Finally found the right thing, the girl was very happy, the membership card she picked up in her dream can really be used, and she is really a child chosen by God. She also has a golden finger, and she seems to be able to see that she has subdued tens of millions of beautiful men and reached the peak of her life.

"Girl, I forgot to tell you, one point is equal to a year of your lifespan, if redeemed for rebirth and foresight of the future. You don't have a dot in you, and even if you are reborn, you only have a week to live. ”

The sad girl only redeemed a random crossing pill and left in despair.

Meng Ping looked at Tu San with a smile and finished this business, and said:

"Did that girl mess with you, when I was tidying up yesterday, I remembered some specials."

"Yes." Tu San had an annoyed expression on his face.

"How did I mess with you?"

"Her First Wish......"

"What is it?" Curious.

"My first wish is to keep me." Tu San said with an annoyed face.

No wonder.