Chapter 21 Beauty Fight, Na Shixian
Yunyang: "I think everyone has heard about the loss of the astronomical fan in the Mandarin Duck Pavilion. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info The current Mandarin Duck Pavilion is no longer the Mandarin Duck Pavilion it used to be, the owner of the museum is busy looking for astronomical fans, and he is more than capable of doing things in the museum, and he just happened to meet the annual event in Yongzhou City, so he wanted to find a good son-in-law for the second lady to take care of the big and small things in the museum. ”
Dressed in military uniform, his hands are closed, and he bends down again. That smile, bright red makeup, blinking eyes, raising eyebrows, and hugging both hands, is even more heroic and cool, it is the bewitching 'posture', the 'cool' of the pride of the rivers and lakes.
Yun Yang said again: "If someone can defeat three defenders in a row, it is the son-in-law of our Mandarin Duck Pavilion, and the second young lady is young, and Yun Yang will also marry in." ”
For a while, the audience became a disaster. Before the ring began, someone started fighting off the stage.
This second lady of the Mandarin Duck Pavilion, Yang Qianmu, although she is young and has a delicate and willful temper, but after all, she is the sister of the owner of the Mandarin Duck Pavilion, Yang Mo, such a good piece of fresh meat, and this beautiful woman with a good figure on the stage to marry, it is simply a dream of life.
Starting a family and starting a business, a rare opportunity to return to the beauty in one fell swoop.
The knights are eager to try. The first person to come to the stage was an old man with a flower armor, and everyone laughed: "What the hell are you doing with an old man, be careful not to dismantle the skeleton." ”
"Ahh After the New Year, he still looks shameless, he wants to marry a little girl, and he doesn't look at which family it is, and who he wants to rob it from. ”
Lao Suo stood on the stage with his eyes crossed, ignored the sneering words below, stretched out his hand, and put on a posture: "Beauty, come on!" ”
A frightening glimpse of the cloud duck crossed behind the old man from the sky, and a short blade was already approaching the old man's neck, but suddenly he made a mistake, the old man's bones shrank, his body became smaller, and one hand was folded back along the cloud duck's wrist, only to hear a crisp sound, and the wrist was dislocated.
Yun Yang sent out a willow leaf hidden weapon in his left hand, facing the old man's arm holding her right hand, the old man dodged a step slowly, and hurriedly put down her hand, but the arm had already been cut out, and he spit out the word "despicable" unconsciously: "Despicable." ”
Yun Yang smiled and took a step back: "Although the lancet is a hidden weapon, it is also a kung fu of the Mandarin Duck Pavilion, and Yun Yang will never use it until it is a critical moment, and this knife is not poisonous." ”
The crowd rose again: "What if you poison you?" ”
Yunyang: "The Mandarin Duck Pavilion is recruiting sons-in-law today, not to kill people." Besides, isn't this old man alive and well? ”
Everyone stopped, the old man was obviously angered by the secret weapon just now, took out the pepper he had just bought in the morning market from his arms and sprinkled it on the opposite side, and the cloud duck covered his nose and mouth and quickly retreated.
The old man scolded: "Despicable, the dignified Mandarin Duck Pavilion, the first hall in Yongzhou City, actually played a secret weapon and played a conspiracy." Look at your grandfather who won't take you. ”
As he spoke, the old man raised a big axe and was slashing down from the top of the head of the cloud duck in the air, and everyone's hearts and eyes were lifted in an instant, only to see a lancet rise again, and it actually passed through the axe, and everyone sighed, it turned out to be a phantom object in the spell.
The cloud duck gained momentum for a moment, dodged from under the old man, and then kicked hard, allowing the old man to dance an axe as if to cut at her feet, but illusion is illusion after all, and the illusion is not real, the old man formed a parabola in the air and fell under the stage, and a person suddenly jumped out from behind the curtain on the stage, and then caught the old man.
The old man stood firm, his head held high, and seemed to be about to jump on the stage.
I listened to Yunyang said: "If you fall off the stage, you will lose, this is the rule, you can't do kung fu, you want to play a conspiracy at the beginning, and you can't win me with illusion, it's a waste." ”
The old man still wanted to quibble, but he had already been taken aside. Yun Yang moved his right hand to show that there was no big problem, and everyone suddenly realized that the old man had folded Yun Yang Girl's hand, and the crisp sound was also an illusion, and the old man was so old, where did he have the strength to break a girl's wrist?
For a while, everyone sighed. They all secretly pondered, anxiously thinking about when it was best to come to power. I'm afraid this Mandarin Duck Pavilion is no longer as simple as recruiting relatives through martial arts, it seems that it is still testing their skills.
Careers.
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"Get out. ”
Chu Yun's eyes swept away, and Bai Yu was suddenly frightened by the sound and jumped back from the bench. Covering his little heart: "After all, everyone is a friend, you go out, I'll get out of your back, okay?" ”
Jing Xie looked at him with disgust: "It's too ugly." ”
Chu Yun nodded: "Yes, it's too ugly to roll, you better follow." ”
Bai Yu opened his mouth, he still wanted to be angry in the previous sentence, but he swallowed the second sentence, anyway, if he could follow, then there would be a chance. Chu Yun gave him the steps down, how could he not go down?
Jing Xie didn't object, anyway, he was Chu Yun's friend, and he turned a blind eye and passed. Just like Chu Yun's words yesterday, there are some words that she has heard, and she can also be regarded as not listening.
After all, in the hearts of Chu Yun's friends, the two of them still have a marriage contract, but she escaped, so it didn't happen.
Therefore, I can't blame anyone.
After going out, the first thing is to go to the main street in Yongzhou City, on the street, there are already a few people, throwing hydrangeas, ringing to recruit relatives, very lively.
Jing Xie suddenly became interested, so he pulled down Chu Yun, stood still under a platform, and said to him, "I want to pick up one." ”
Bai Yu: "You? ”
Bai Yu sneered after hearing this: "Grandma, you better forget it, or I'll get a table, you throw it on it, how many times you throw it, it's up to you?" I guarantee that the bridegroom is a handsome, civil and military man. ”
Jing Xie gave him a roll of the eye and stepped on him: "If you go to throw it, then I will throw it too." ”
Bai Yu stepped forward: "Is this true? ”
Jing Xie narrowed his eyes: "When this woman speaks, she has always been full of words. ”
While speaking, the girl upstairs, the hydrangea couldn't wait to throw it down, and Jing Xie jumped up and hurriedly caught it, and hit it directly into Bai Yu's arms.
Bai Yu threw it away with a look of disgust in a panic, this hydrangea is not something that can be picked up casually. Suddenly, the sharp-eyed people upstairs had already come down to greet their uncle, Jing Xie bent down to pick up the hydrangea and looked at it seriously: "It's so beautiful." ”
Then he threw it at Bai Yu again, pulled Chu Yun up and ran.
The cat bent his waist until he ran out of the crowd for a long time, looking like a thief with a weak heart, laughing.
Chu Yun patted her back who was a little out of breath, and a smile appeared at the corner of her eyes: "Happy? ”
Jing Xie nodded: "Hmm." ”
The smile is not exaggerated, I always feel that there is a whole person in the boring life, that is really the great joy of life, think about the surprised and frightened eyes of Bai Yu just now, she wants to laugh.
I wanted to go back and walk back to see how the swordsman Bai Yu refused to put on the groom's clothes and reject the girl, Chu Yun squinted at her for a while, and suddenly said sharply: "Go back and apologize." ”