Chapter 35: Global Laughter
Shocking, there is something for everyone!
Although ordinary people don't think as much as the elites think, they immediately understand it as soon as they are enlightened. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
Then, ordinary people don't care!
Anyway, those have nothing to do with us, you beep, you go and do it!
We'll watch the consciousness access movie when we make it, and we'll buy tickets when we build a starship, anyway, we've always been passive to accept change, so leave it to you to work hard!
Now, all of our minds have only one, and that is the Heavenly Court World!
"It's going to be open for three days, Nima, I can't describe my current mood after spending my days like a year!"
"Brothers, a whole new world is waiting for us to develop, what are you going to do when you go in?"
"Dio! Skynet didn't give me any information, and now I don't know what the Heavenly Court World is like, who knows what I'll do after I go in? There are Nantianmen and the Four Heavenly Kings and Heavenly Soldiers at the entrance, and the name has Heavenly Court, maybe we can learn to cultivate immortals after we enter, hahahaha! ā
"Nima! Consciousness access, it's exactly the same as the real experience! If we can really cultivate immortals, then we can truly experience the feeling of flying away! Oh, think about it and be so excited! No, I'm going to take sleeping pills to sleep for three days, and I'm going to cultivate immortals as soon as I wake up! ā
"I'm going to subdue demons and subdue demons! Exclusive collection of all kinds of female goblins! What kind of jade rabbit Chang'e little Qingbai Suzhen fox spirit, all into the arms of this immortal, hahahaha! ā
"! was hooked by you, and Lao Qu Fan's heart was moved! In other words, how big is the scale in the Heavenly Court World? If you find a female ticket inside, can you pop it? ā
As soon as this question came out, there were countless **** who couldn't calm down!
In the past, hooking up with girls on the Internet was a death of seeing the light, but now it is a real experience of consciousness access, and if you are in love, you can use your own virtual soul character to snap it!
I used to have a spring dream, I don't want it, if I can really have a soul, then why can't I be so happy that I can't fly to the sky?
This topic instantly topped the list and became the absolute focus of attention of countless people!
Later, experts and scholars from all walks of life jumped out to discuss this topic, and it also involved core issues such as morality and order.
If you can really do that and be unrestrained, wouldn't the beauties in the game be pulled into a corner and held down as soon as they go out?
In reality, I'm worried about going to jail and getting shots.,If there's no limit in the game.,Then there's no need to think about it.,Absolutely beep will be completely crazy!
Feng Taiyuan, who has been paying attention to the situation, saw this problem, and then decisively gave the answer on the Skynet banners of major websites!
This question involves order and avenue, and it cannot but be understood!
The Skynet banner that exceeds the limit has been updated for the third time, and it is the first focus of countless people's attention!
"Love can be arbitrary, everything is no different from the real world!"
"When a woman is violated, she can go offline urgently, and the character disappears in place within a second!"
"The Heavenly Court World is a real world, everything is waiting for you to experience and build, how to explore and explore by yourself!"
It's only three short sentences, but it answers that question perfectly.
When a woman is violated, she can choose to go offline within a second, then there is nothing to worry about, just go offline directly when you are in danger.
Can it really be snapped? Wha!
Countless single dogs and two-hearted dogs suddenly howled excitedly, and even many women fantasized about going to the heavenly world to find their Prince Charming or the hero.
Chinese netizens were making a fuss, and suddenly found that the crooked nuts seemed to be different from what they were messing with......
"Oh Fake! Fack! Fack! Fack! The Eastern Heavenly King of the Four Heavenly Kings, I will kill you! Oh Fake! I finally know what dogs mean in Huaxia! ā
"Oh shit, I want to kill that bastard too!! The Heavenly Court World is only allowed to use Huaxia characters, and I asked that bastard to give me a good name if I didn't understand Huaxia language and writing, and that bastard also gave me a dog's name! Oh Fake! The dog's egg is the Wangxingren's egg! I'm going to kill him! ā
"Oh hit! Heat! They gave me the name Yam Egg! ā
"My name is Salted Duck Egg!"
"My name is Turtle! Oh Fake! The bastard of the Western Heavenly King told me that the turtle is one of the four spirits in Chinese mythology, and it is an existence alongside the dragon and phoenix unicorn, and the turtle is the spirit of the earth! Oh Fake! I now finally know what the turtle really means, and I'm going to kill him! ā
Dog eggs, yam eggs, salted duck eggs, turtles, poof!
"Wha
Seeing the shouting and scolding of the crooked nuts, all the Chinese instantly broke down and laughed!
"Ahh
"Dog eggs, yam eggs, salted duck eggs, poof! Hahahaha, baby I can laugh for 10,000 years! ā
"Could it be that after the game is developed, we will see a whole bunch of crooked nuts with dog eggs on their heads? Hahahaha, that picture can make you laugh empty! ā
"I don't understand Chinese culture either, and I also encountered that problem, but I stupidly chose to go offline and look up the dictionary immediately! Now it seems, ahahahaha, dogs, yams, salted ducks, do you have the courage to duel with my Night Knight? ā
All serious topics were gone, and the whole world was in a state of mad laughter.
In particular, a black basketball superstar in the United States also chose to ask the Four Heavenly Kings to help name him, and as a result, the Northern Heavenly King gave him the name "Briquette......
As soon as the crazy superstar revealed what happened to him, countless people around the world instantly laughed and peed again!
While there was a lot of noise, the guy who spoke first popped up again!
"Oh hit! I've successfully changed my name, I'm not called a dog now, I'm called Knight of Light now! ā
"Thankfully, I changed my name too! The Four Heavenly Kings are really mischievous, they are deliberately playing tricks on us! ā
"Revealed! If you want to change your name, change it now.,You can't change it after the game is officially opened.,If you want to change your name in the future, you have to have very harsh conditions.,What reincarnation is needed?,It seems to be related to Chinese mythology! ā
When a group of teasers went to find the Four Heavenly Kings to change their names, they accidentally got some secrets about the game!
If you want to change your name in the future, do you need to be reincarnated? Do you want to be a new person?
There was too little information about the Heavenly Court World, and as soon as this news was leaked, it instantly attracted the attention of countless people.
There are many people who went to Nantianmen again to find out the news of the Four Heavenly Kings, and there are also many people who are scared by them and really change their names now.
The name is not easy to change, you must think of the most satisfactory one!
Although those teasers who were played by the Four Heavenly Kings successfully changed their names, the people of the world did not stop making fun of them.
"6666, the wisdom of the Four Heavenly Kings has once again taught the crooked nuts a lesson!"
"Hahahaha, the Four Heavenly Kings are really too bad! I like it, though! Hahahaha! ā
"They're too smart, aren't they? will even deliberately deceive people! Look at so many crooked nuts, they have become the laughing stock of the whole world! ā
"Hahahaha, if you don't want to be cheated in the future, crooked nuts should hurry up and work hard to learn Chinese culture!"
"Yes, the Four Heavenly Kings are receptionists, they seem to know any language, and they have no problem communicating with us. But those NPCs in the game world can't speak any language, and if the crooked nuts can't understand Huaxia and can't understand Huaxia characters, it will be very difficult to play the game well! ā
As soon as this topic came out, it attracted the attention of countless people!
Nima, this is a big problem!
If all the NPCs in the game speak Chinese, and if all the characters in it are Chinese, then how can you play crooked nuts?
Don't play?
it!
This is the world's first epoch-making virtual online game, which is the second world of mankind!
Except for really idiots with brain problems, who in normal people doesn't want to play?
After the true soul was connected to the South Heavenly Gate and experienced, everyone's hearts and minds were tied to the Heavenly Court World behind the South Heavenly Gate!
For them, the Heavenly Court World is the true heaven!
Whoever dares to deny them to heaven will never be sent to hell by beepping the blockers!
The crooked nuts panicked and were anxious, sweating profusely and frantically leaving messages on the Internet like birds, strongly asking Skynet to give the translated versions of various countries.
Although they can't have direct contact with Skynet, everyone now understands that Skynet has been watching the Internet.
For example, the previous snapping question, Skynet took the initiative to give the answer after seeing it.
This time, the crooked nuts are doing their old tricks again, and they also want to use public opinion to force Skynet to solve the problem for them!
Then, Skynet really responded!
It's just that this response made countless crooked nuts jump to their feet and scold and almost smash things!
The banners hung on major websites by Skynet have been updated for the fourth time, giving a message that makes countless crooked nuts angry and helpless and implied expectation.
"All non-player-controlled intelligences in the Heavenly Court World can only speak Huaxia and Huaxia characters, and this will not change!"
"People outside of China can adapt to learning by themselves if they want to play, and they don't want to play for themselves!"
"The Heavenly Court World is an incomparably real world, a world beyond the imagination of all human beings! If you just want to be an ordinary person in farming, fishing, and herding in it, you don't need to learn Chinese culture. But if you want to be higher, you can only be a mortal at the bottom if you don't understand Chinese culture! ā
As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned, and everyone read some information from them!
The Heavenly Court World can indeed be like the real world, and you can live as a farmer, fisherman, woodcutter and shepherd in it!
However, those are only the lowest level of existence!
In other words, there will be countless professions and identities in the Heavenly Court World that transcend the real world!
What could it be? Is it really a game of cultivating immortals?
Could it be that players can learn spells later? Edgeworth flying? Flying away as a god?
it, the soul experience is almost exactly the same as the real feeling, or even more real, if you can really fly to the sky and the earth, what kind of refreshing feeling would it be?
Unable to change Skynet's decision, the foreigners were indignant and helpless and had no choice but to think of other ways!
In the past, many games were released in the United States or only in the United States, and those who wanted to play in foreign countries could only play in the United States, and they had to learn English to play.
Now, the situation has reversed, and it has become a must for those of English culture to learn the Chinese language and even culture!
There is a heavenly world there, and the crooked nuts on the opposite side with countless dreams and imaginations must force themselves to learn!
Nima, isn't it just learning Chinese language?
Learn! And even Chinese culture must be proficient!
We also want to cultivate immortals, we also want to fly with the sword, and we want to be foreign immortals!
(Nima!) Not only did I have a runny nose, but my head was also dizzy, and I felt like I was going to hang...... Ask for a five-cent reward to buy medicine to eat! /(ćoć)/~~ļ¼ Oh yes, thank you book friend "Yangshi" for 20 coins reward! Thanks to the book friend for "urging the author" to reward 10 coins! (ā_ā)b, I got drunk when I saw your name...... ļ¼