Old Turtle: Hurry, make people laugh
Aunt Turtle wants to make cakes, but she can't find yeast to make the dough. Pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info So, she called out to her sleeping wife:
"Wake up, old turtle, don't sleep! Go find Aunt Rabbit and ask for yeast! ”
The old turtle was talking in his sleep, and when he was woken up by the turtle's aunt, he was unhappy and asked sleepily:
"What do you want me to do?"
"I told you to run to Aunt Rabbit and get yeast!"
"I haven't run since I was born, so it's okay for me to climb down slowly." The old turtle muttered.
As he spoke, he sat up from the kang, scratched an itch in his waist for a while, and then slowly snorted and crawled down.
"Can't you just be faster? It's so worrying! Aunt Turtle kept urging him.
"Why are you in a hurry! As the saying goes, hurry and make people laugh! The old turtle said to her.
He got off the kang, put his feet into felt boots, put on his clothes, put on his hat, and was neatly dressed, never so exquisite.
"What are you rubbing? Let's go, time waits for no one! Aunt Turtle urged him again and again.
"I don't know where I put my belt, and I can't find it."
"How do I know!" Aunt Turtle shouted angrily, but she had no choice but to help him find it.
The turtle is busy, that's what everyone knows. It took them a whole week just to find the belt.
The old turtle flipped up his collar, one foot had crossed the threshold, and the other followed...... Now, things are already going well.
"Don't take it slowly, we've got guests, and they're all waiting to eat the pancakes!"
"I know, I know ......"
"Did you bring a bowl?"
"Ah, forgot! …… You send it to me, I don't want to climb back again......"
The old tortoise shoved the bowl into his bosom, pulled the brim of his hat all the way to his eyes, and went to find Aunt Rabbit.
As soon as the wife left, Aunt Turtle was happy. Now she thought, the guests will be able to taste her pie. This pie is fried in oil, filled with cabbage, green onions, and mushrooms, and it must taste delicious! She thought about it, and the movement of the stuffing became faster and faster.
It's already dark, and the old turtle should come back, but I can't see his shadow yet. The guests invited by Aunt Turtle did not get a taste of the pie made by the hostess.
A year, two years, three years passed, and the old turtle disappeared without a trace like an axe falling into a hole in the ice.
"Where the hell did he go? Just a few steps, I didn't tell him to go far......" The more Aunt Turtle thought about it, the more anxious she became.
In the blink of an eye, another four years have passed.
Aunt Turtle thought to herself, "I'd better go out of the village and have a look." ”
She put on her headscarf, and as soon as she arrived at the door, she saw her wife crawling down the street. He hurried along, a bowl of yeast clenched to his chest for fear of breaking it.
"Hmph, the old guy is finally back!" Aunt Turtle was overjoyed and opened the door wide.
In less than an hour, the old turtle was in the yard. He crawled to the door and rested for a moment in front of the threshold.
After the old turtle had rested, he began to cross the threshold. He stepped over one foot first, then the other. However, a worn felt boot caught on the threshold. The old turtle stretched out and tugged hard.
At this time, his head was in the house, and his feet were still outside the door, and he did not pay attention, and the bowl was shattered, and the yeast that he had managed to get was scattered all over the floor.
"Oh, look at your 'Scud' old turtle, it's been seven years, and the yeast hasn't been brought home, and you've wasted your time in vain!"
The old turtle scratched his head and said unhurriedly:
"Didn't I tell you a long time ago! Tell you not to rush me, there is no good in urging me, or as the saying goes: hurry up, make people laugh! (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point (qidian.com) to vote for recommendation, monthly pass, your support, is my biggest motivation. (To be continued.) )