Chapter 45: Why don't you become a bandit first?

was thinking about going to the city to learn martial arts and be a hero in the rivers and lakes, but the shadow of Liancheng hadn't been seen yet, and he ran into a bandit halfway through!

This Nima, why is the gap between reality and ideal always so big?

According to the script that everyone imagined, shouldn't you go to the city, then learn martial arts, and then enter the rivers and lakes to punish the strong and help the weak to be a hero?

Now Mao Wugong doesn't know how to do it, but he suddenly ran into a nest of bandits, what should I do?

Although there were only fifty or sixty bandits who popped out, and there were more than a hundred people in the village ready to enter the city, all the players were frightened now!

Sometimes, a lot of people doesn't have any use!

Players are in their early 100s, but each of them has a weapon - a stick!

Although there are only fifty or sixty bandits, they have big knives, small knives, short spears, maces, archers, everything, and their equipment is not of the same level at all!

Not only are the weapons not good, but the key is that the players are all good citizens, and the guys on the other side are professional robbers and murderers!

Especially the guy in the lead, who is 1.9 meters tall, with a leopard head and eyes, a beard, and muscles all over his body that is comparable to that of a bodybuilder, he is really a fierce man who can run horses on his arms and stand on his fists!

If it weren't for the fact that guy was carrying a half-human-long ghost head knife on his shoulder, I'm afraid that all the Huaxia people would regard him as the reincarnation of Meng Zhang Fei!

"Phew!"

Just when all the players were worried in their hearts, the bandit leader played by Feng Taiyuan suddenly shouted again: "Give me the little ones!" Leave money without life, stay without money, search for me! And those little girls, pick the beautiful ones for me to bring back to the mountains! Especially the most prodigal golden retriever girl, snatch me back to the mountain to be the lady of the village! ”

Nima!

This thief not only robbed money, but also robbed women?

The leader of the bandits even robbed Mrs. Zhai?

Looking at the thick fingers of the bandit leader, all the players were stunned again!

Ao, the vision is really good!

The one he chose was the village flower in the village, the famous American Hollywood actress in reality, the one called Jen Nefer and Lawrence!

A group of little minions heard the greeting and went on, all the players were scared and didn't dare to resist, and those female players couldn't help but retreat in fright while crying. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

A few crooked nut women inside were also scared after being translated by their companions, and their loud voices were louder and louder!

Everyone came in to play games and enjoy it, and they all wanted to be a heroine and find a romantic hand like Prince Charming.

As a result, I haven't seen any horses, so I'm going to be caught by a group of bandits on the mountain and cause trouble?

"Ahh No! Don't! ”

"Help! Help me! ”

"Don't come here! Don't touch me! ”

"Falk you! Damn Huaxia bandits, I'm going to kick your eggs! ”

Some cried, some screamed, some spilled, and some spicy female players scolded: "Are you men? So many people are still afraid of some bandits, do you just watch us being robbed to the mountains? ”

When the male players heard this, they immediately became angry with shame!

"Dio! Fight with them! ”

"It's the gentleman's who follows me!"

"Anyway, this is a game, even if you die, you can be resurrected, everyone is afraid of a bird!"

"Fack! Kill them! ”

"Baga Ya Road! Give back my nest head! ”

Finally, there is resistance!

The two sticks were picked up at the same time and smashed on the head of a small minion, who instantly fell to the ground and did not move.

A thief slashes at a player's neck with a slash, and the player's blood spurts and rolls his eyes, and he immediately falls to the ground and dies.

Then, a flash of white light flashed, and the player's corpse suddenly vanished.

The death of a player scared countless people to cry out that their legs were weak, but when his corpse turned into white light and disappeared, all players were magically no longer afraid!

Nima, this is a game, and you're afraid of dying when you play a game?

Beat! him! Kill!

Wooden sticks flipped and flew, spears and spears kept slashing, big knives and knives slashed around, several bows and arrows whizzed and shot fiercely, and in a short time twenty or thirty players were killed!

Although the players fought fiercely, they were fierce and had no fighting rules at all.

Bang bang to the bandit with a few sticks, the bandit was knocked all over the head, and then stabbed with a knife, and the player immediately hung up.

There are also a few super fierce players who really killed a few bandits after snatching the weapons of the bandits' minions.

"Bloody bravery, it was stimulated so quickly, hahaha!"

"Filling your stomach is survival, and fighting for your life with the enemy is also survival!"

Feng Taiyuan, who turned into the leader of the bandits, laughed evilly beside him, and then picked up the ghost-headed broadsword and rushed into the battlefield!

"Black Wind Mountain is here! Who dares to fight me! ”

With a loud roar, Feng Taiyuan aimed at the player who was the fiercest in the crowd and rushed forward, picking up the big knife is a move to split Huashan!

"Poof!"

The player was split in half by Feng Taiyuan's sword, and his body turned into a white light and disappeared before he could separate.

"Ahh

Countless players screamed in fright, and Feng Taiyuan aimed at another player and rushed forward!

"Behead with a knife!"

There was another roar, and the wind abyss sword was horizontal, and the player's head rose to the sky!

The human head had just flown a foot out, and the body below it had turned into white light and disappeared.

Two knives, one to split a person in half, and one to cut off a person's head!

Tightly stabbed twice, the bandit leader Gai Tianba, who was incarnated by Feng Taiyuan, scared the audience!

Standing with a knife, Feng Taiyuan looked around the audience and shouted: "Surrender the gun and don't kill!" You still don't surrender? ”

Nima!

The bandit leader named Gai Tianba is too fierce, everyone hurry up and surrender!

The timid and frightened sat on the ground, and many people immediately threw aside the sticks in their hands, and then Ma Yu'er held his head with both hands and surrendered.

Hulala, a large group of people surrendered immediately in fright, and then led those fiercer players to surrender with the crowd.

"Hahahaha! you, will you die if you surrender early? ”

Pretend to be a thief, if you want to pretend to be like, you must be rough to the end!

Quacking a few laughs, Feng Taiyuan strode up to Jennifer Lawrence in the middle of the crowd, and then in her panic, she grabbed her waist and hugged her shoulder!

"Ahh Let me go! Let me go! Fack! Let me go, you damn bandit! ”

"Poof!"

The ghost's head knife was stuck on the ground, and Feng Taiyuan slapped it heavily on Jennifer's round ass.

"Smack!"

"Ahh

The sharp pain on her ass made Jennifer scream and not dare to move, for fear that the bandit leader would kill her.

"Hahahaha, little girl, you really have a lot of material, go back and the uncle will serve you well, hahahaha!"

it!

Looking at that move, countless players were dumbfounded!

This Nima, the bandit leader is an NPC, right?

NPCs can really rob people, and they will even take advantage of female players!

Looking at his posture, I wonder if I will really fight Jennifer to the mountain and snap it!

This Nima, the game's virtual NPC can snap female players, this Nima is too subversive and real, right?

By the way, what would it be like to snap with an NPC?

Sweat...... Can't think about it anymore!

In front of seventy or eighty players, he grabbed a handful of soft meat on the rumble with his big hand, Feng Taiyuan carried Jennifer and looked around the audience and shouted: "Lao Tzu won, now give you two ways!" The first is that Lao Tzu hacked you to death, and the second is that you will go up the mountain to mix with Lao Tzu from now on, and in the future, Lao Tzu will take you to drink a big bowl of wine, eat meat, and divide the gold. “

I said!

As soon as these words came out, all the remaining players were collectively stunned again!

What's the matter, the bandits will still play Zhao'an?

Nima, the first way was hacked to death by him, surely no one wants to!

Second, follow him up the mountain to be a bandit?

Next Olympics!

Everyone is preparing to enter the city in a group with a heroic dream, and I don't know where this Nima City is, how can I be a robber on the mountain halfway?

Bandit, this Nima is cannon fodder no matter where she stays!

Even if you want to be a villain, you can't be the most unpopular bandit!

A large wave of players crouched on the ground with their heads in their hands, staring at each other with big eyes, and they didn't know what to do for a while.

A female player trembled and said: "That bandit leader can really take advantage of us, I don't want to be given that by him, or we will go offline, right?" ”

Immediately, a male player stopped: "Don't! This may be a story mission, and you may not be able to pick it up if you go offline! ”

Story missions?

I rub!

It's all because the world of Heaven is so real that people always ignore that this is a game!

The story mission of the game, this is definitely not to be missed!

"Don't go offline, don't go offline, this could be a story mission! Our mission may be to join the bandits first and then crush them from within! ”

"Yes, those bandits have money, weapons and martial arts, as long as we get to their lair, we can get anything!"

Money! Weapons! Martial arts! There is also the possibility of rewards after completing the mission!

The thought of this makes all the players' eyes light up!

"Hurry up, pass it all on, let everyone know about this mission!"

"If you are good at foreign languages, hurry up and translate with those crooked nuts, so that they don't do anything bad and cooperate with us!"

The bandits are all Chinese, and from the start of the fight to the surrender, ninety percent of the crooked nuts in the players have always been in a state of blind obedience.

Now that I suddenly heard the analysis translated by those Chinese people, a group of crooked nuts are even more excited than Chinese players!

Crooked nuts, especially Western crooked nuts, they have been a culture of robbers and plunderers since ancient times.

Now I've just been bullied by a nest of Chinese thieves, if I can go deep into them and rob them, wow, I can't bear it!

"Oak! Oak! Brothers in Huaxia, please rest assured, we understand, we will definitely cooperate with you! ”

"What? Yo West! It turned out to be a task drip work! Please rest assured, we will take your lead as a leader! ”

After a while, almost all players have reached a unified understanding!

That is, vanity and wrongdoing, temporarily join the bandits, and then kill them from the inside!

After surpassing the bandits' nest, everyone will have money, weapons and martial arts, and when the time comes, it will definitely be a hundred times smoother than before!

The task was completed, and then, someone suddenly looked at Jennifer who was resisted by the bandit leader on the shoulder and said: "Jenny is regarded as the wife of the bandit leader, she is the most important part of paralyzing the bandits, we must find a way to tell her the task, with her support, our success rate will be infinite!" ”

"That's right, as long as she can paralyze the bandit leader, the rest of the minions won't be a problem at all!"

"Well, what if, if the bandit leader really wants to Jennifer?"

Look at Jennifer, who is beautiful and tender, and then look at the tall, mighty, rugged and violent mess of the bandit leader, all male players have flashed pictures that are inappropriate for children in their minds!

shuddered, and someone laughed dryly: "Hehe, this game won't really be so bottomless, right?" Besides, Jennifer can go offline at a critical time! ”

"What if I can't go offline?"

"Well, uh, anyway, the bandit leader is a virtual character, maybe Jennifer won't care?"

"Maybe she'll enjoy it!"

"Huh?"

"Ahem, no, I mean, maybe Jennifer will enjoy the battle of wits with the bandit leader!"

"Well, it's better not to fight for physical strength!"

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(Thank you for the 100 coin reward of "Another Book in the Blink of an Eye"!) Thanks to the book friend "tonyni" for 100 coins! Thanks to the book friend "Jing Aiguang" for 1000 coins reward! The most since the book opened, haha, I can buy a small watermelon and eat it~O(∩_∩)O~)