After reading for more than ten minutes, there are more and more black lines on my face, not so much a book, but a scripture, I swear, even the Book of Mountains and Seas or the Book of Burial is not as jerky and difficult to understand as this book, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a book from heaven. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

My brother is also a high school graduate, although his studies are a little worse, he is not so inferior. I originally wanted to ask Brother Ma for advice, but after thinking about it, I was afraid that the old grandson would be flattened, I remember he said, this is an entry-level Taoism, which is equivalent to arithmetic in mathematics, if you can't even understand this, you can still be a bird Mr. Yin and Yang.

The more I looked, the more sleepy I became, and I fell asleep in a daze.

In my sleep, I came to a very large courtyard.

In the courtyard, the mountains are dug into the pond, the building is erected, and there are several unknown ancient trees with red leaves, which decorate the courtyard with poetic and picturesque feelings, simple and elegant, like a fairyland on earth.

"Anyone?" I walked to the gazebo in the middle of the lake and shouted loudly, answering me nothing but the chirping of birds.

I shook around twice and didn't find a person, I threw off my shoes and waded into the river, but as soon as I went, there was a coolness in the soles of my feet, which was called a comfortable feeling, and I couldn't help scolding: "Damn, it's obviously a dream, how can there be such a real rush?" ”

Most people have had this kind of experience, and they know that they are dreaming, but they just can't wake up, and I am in such a situation now.

"Who told you this is a dream?" An old voice came to my ears.

"Master! Why are you here? I turned my head and was overjoyed. An old man with a fairy wind and bones walked towards me, who else could there be but my teacher who could not see the head and the tail of the dragon?

I hurried to the gazebo and dusted him off a stone pier for him to make.

"Did you learn the book I gave you?" The teacher sat down and asked me.

I rolled my eyes after listening, and said in my heart that what you old bird said is light, although the number of words in that book is not much, but it can't stand up to the humiliation, don't talk about me, it is estimated that experts engaged in text research work, if you want to read it, it will take three or five years.

"It's okay if you can't learn, take your time." The teacher looked at me and continued, "This is not a dream, this is your spiritual platform. ”

"Lingtai? What is the Lingtai? I asked, puzzled.

"The Lingtai is the purest fertile soil in your spiritual world." The teacher said to me with a deep meaning.

"Uh......" I listened to it with a confused head, and I didn't want to dwell on this issue, so I asked: "Master, don't always fool me with entry-level Dao techniques, teach me some advanced Dao techniques, otherwise when I walk the rivers and lakes in the future, won't your face be crippled?" ”

"Entry-level?" The teacher looked at me in amazement and said, "Then the Immortal Gang Refining Spirit Spell is the most advanced Spiritual Refining Dao method I have ever seen, how can it be an entry-level one?" ”

"Hehe, don't lie to me, Brother Pony told me, that thing is to fool elementary school students." I pursed my lips, it's not easy to fool me, my brother has been in high school for five years, can his IQ be low?

The corner of the teacher's eyes twitched and twitched, probably he didn't expect me to be so wise, he muttered for a while before saying, "Play a game of chess with me, if you can win me, I will agree to your request." ”

"You've been playing chess all your life, where am I your opponent?" How shrewd I am, the teacher dares to say this, it proves that his chess skills are definitely not bad, and he looks like a master, where am I his opponent, it is better to recognize a soft first, and ask him to let me be a rook or something, then the probability of me winning is relatively large.

I'm not called cowardice, I'm called a husband who can bend and stretch, and the outcome is the key.

"That's right." The teacher thought for a moment and said, "Except for one carriage and horse cannon, I'll give you five more." ”

As soon as I heard this, I agreed, and my heart said that this is what you have raised yourself, so that I can't win against him again, then I will be too wasteful, you know, there are only sixteen pieces on one side of chess, eight, which is equal to half.

When the two of us sat down, I felt yin, the old boy did take down a set of carriage and horse artillery, not only that, but also took down two elephants and two taxis, I saw that this was a proper win, which into the end, the old miscellaneous hair actually took down the veteran.

Your sister, will you be a fart army without a veteran?

"Master, you're all right, so what if I'm going to have fun?" I looked at the teacher depressed.

"Hehe, I haven't announced the rules of the game yet, are you in a hurry?" The teacher laughed twice, put his hands behind his back, and said to me: "Let's play chess this time, we can't touch the chess pieces and chessboard with our hands, and it's not a simple general, as long as you walk all your chess pieces to the opponent's chessboard, even if you win, do you understand?" ”

"How can you walk without your hands, but with your feet?" I felt a little sore in the ass, and I felt like there was something wrong with my teacher's brain.

"With your mind." After the teacher finished speaking, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he saw a pawn on his chessboard move a step forward, and then the pawn moved back, and the teacher smiled: "After the red line is black, I just show you." ”

"Damn, it's amazing, Master, are you sure you didn't do anything?" I searched the teacher all over his body, and I didn't find any organs, I was still unwilling, let him stand five meters away, I didn't think that the chess pieces still moved, I asked him to get my chess pieces again, and he could still move, I believed this time, and looked at the teacher with a face full of admiration and asked: "Master, that idea is simply handsome, quickly teach me." ”

"The mind is actually the power of the human spirit, in other words, it can also be called the power of the soul, the first thing you have to do is to concentrate the spirit to a high degree, and then imagine that your gaze is a hand, as far as the eye can see, you can naturally move something easily, just like moving things with your own arm." The teacher said nonchalantly.

"Wouldn't it be ...... if you fantasize about a beautiful woman in front of you?"

Before I could finish my sentence, I was punched in the head, and I saw that the teacher was still standing five meters away, and above my head, there was a punching bag-sized fist.

"I think the first thing that a person who learns the Tao must have is the six purities, so that we don't let the mortal dust infect our pure hearts......" I said with great righteousness and awe.

"Let's play chess." When I finished, the teacher waved at me.

Ten minutes later, my face was covered with sweat, and the teacher's son had basically crossed the river, and mine was on standby.

"Sanqing Patriarch Rulai Buddha Jade Emperor Aladdin Magic Lamp, any of you hear it, give me some strength." I bowed to the gods and Buddhas I could think of in my heart, and then I looked at the "soldier" at the top and silently said: Move.

To my ecstasy, it really moved!!