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In the evening, when Zhang Long and the others returned to the cave with more than 500 big fish, all the female primitives were stunned, and they gathered around excitedly, chirping, as if asking where so many fish came from. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The big man of the iron tower pointed at Zhang Long, and then pointed to the fishing net in his hand, and replied with a clatter.

"Haha, these primitive people are really simple and cute, just a fishing net is so happy, if you take them out to sea to fish, they must not be stupid!"

"This is the gap between primitive civilization and modern civilization!"

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After knowing that these fish were all the credit of Zhang Long, the female primitives, including the female matriarch, all gathered around and yelled excitedly at Zhang Long.

Primitive people don't have the concept of brushing their teeth, and after years of years, the teeth are not too dark, and the breath is heavy, Zhang Long almost didn't faint.

Nima, can you not be so enthusiastic!

Zhang Long covered his nose, pushed aside a female primitive and rushed out of the cave, taking a big breath of fresh air.

The audience who saw this scene almost didn't laugh.

"Hahaha~~~"

"Hahaha, it's so funny, Brother Long was almost stunned!"

"Invincible tone, Tai Nima is invincible, even our brave Brother Long is willing to bow to the wind, look at the wind and flee, dare not cherry blossoms!"

……

Zhang Long said: "Audience friends, you haven't smelled it, you haven't brushed your teeth for more than ten or twenty years, that breath is really, I don't know how to describe it!" ”

"Hahaha, Brother Long, you're frightened!"

"The Dragon King of the Dragon Palace is frightened, the Dragon Guards, hurry up and brush a wave of gifts to suppress the Dragon King!"

"Dragon Palace, Invincible is a kind of loneliness to give Zhang Long Rocket x520 - Brother Long, you are frightened, send a small gift to suppress the shock!"

"Dragon Palace, I am your uncle gave Zhang Long Battleship X8 - Brother Long, frightened bird, a little gift to suppress the shock!"

"Dragon Palace, Ai Yaya gave Zhang Long Rocket X66 - Brother Long, frightened bird, frightened bird!"

"Dragon Palace, sister is Bai Fumei's gift to Zhang Long Plane X520 - Brother Long, frightened, come to my sister, my sister will comfort you!"

"Dragon Palace, little otaku girl gave Zhang Long rocket X1024 - Brother Long, don't be afraid, come to my sister, my sister will protect you!"

……

The local tyrant Bai Fumei shot one after another, bringing a wave of rhythm, and the screen was full of all kinds of 66,520,1314.

Looking at the waves of uninterrupted gifts, Zhang Long said sincerely: "Thank you, thank you brothers and sisters for your surprise." With everyone's support, Brother Long, I have now been resurrected in full blood and blue on the spot! ”

"The place is full of blood, full of blue, and full of state resurrection!"

"6666, another Internet buzzword!"

"Brother Long, what is your head made of, just a casual sentence is so bright!"

"Resurrection in the same place full of blood and blue state! Brother Long must be a game otaku, the identification is complete, if not, I'll eat the keyboard live! ”

"Otaku? Do otaku have a perfect body like Brother Long? Upstairs, you're set on the keyboard! ”

"That's it, hurry up and start the live broadcast, I already remember your ID, if you don't eat the keyboard live broadcast, get ready to face everyone's human flesh!"

"Eat it, chocolate keyboard, I love it!"

"Keyboards made of chocolate! Damn, you deceive my feelings! ”

"Ahem, this upstairs, I just said to eat the keyboard, and I didn't say what keyboard to eat, how to deceive your feelings!"

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After lingering at the entrance of the cave for a while, Zhang Long re-entered the cave, and at this time, the primitive people had already begun to kill the fish and prepare to grill the fish to eat.

Zhang Long also picked a few fish and began to slaughter them to remove the internal organs.

While skillfully slaughtering the big fish, Zhang Long said to the camera: "Audience friends, when I see these fish, I suddenly want to sing a song about fish, do you want to listen to it." ”

"6666, I want to listen, I like Brother Long's singing the most, I think Brother Long's singing is no worse than that Xia Mengjie!"

"On the top floor, Brother Long, if you don't do a live broadcast of wild survival in the future, live singing will also be successful!"

"Don't hang people's appetites, start singing, Brother Long!"

"To be honest, Brother Long is really amazing, he has a figure and a good face, he can survive in the wild, he is good, he can fight fierce beasts, he can tease, and he can sing, he is simply the best choice for male friends!"

"Agree +1!"

"Agree +1!"

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Zhang Long, who was looking at the barrage, smiled at the camera and said, "OK, then I'm ready to sing, the title of the song, I'm a fish." ”

Zhang Long said, swallowed his saliva, moistened his dry throat, and began to sing.

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I don't want you

I need to cheer up

Weather in July, August and September

Like me and you need a rain

I need you and I am a fish

Air in the water

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As Zhang Long's magnetic and slightly hoarse voice sounded, various gifts were swiped out in the live broadcast room, occupying the screen.

"6666, it's good, I love this magnetic slightly hoarse voice!"

"I said, Brother Long, while you kill a fish, you sing that I am a fish, you are enough!"

"I need you, I'm a fish, Brother Long, if you're a fish, I'm water, let's blend together!"

"I'm a grass, it's you dead shemale again, everyone is secreting him, and his computer is dead!"

"Listen well, Brother Long's voice is too charming, too sexy, I love you to death, Brother Long, come on!"

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I need you and I am a fish

Air in the water

It's your careful eyes and bad temper

No you are like a fish out of water

I'm about to lose my life

Can't swim around together

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Singing and singing, Zhang Long somehow remembered his ex-girlfriend Xiao Xun, and remembered the bits and pieces of the two of them in the past three years, and his eyes were moist for no reason.

"I don't know why, this song sounds a little sad when I listen to it!"

"Without you, like a fish out of water, you won't be able to live. Nima, suddenly remembered my first love, because of no money, her parents opposed us to be together, at that time broke up, I really felt that I couldn't live, now my brother has a car, a house and a career, and she is already a mother. ”

"Upstairs, sympathetic to each other, upstairs, my experience is similar to yours!"

"Hey, look, Brother Long seems to be crying!"

"Damn, Brother Long is really crying, singing can make him cry, it seems that Brother Long is also a lover, and he is in love with the scene!"

"Brother Long, don't cry, you still have us!"

"Brother Long, don't cry, our Dragon Guard is with you!"

……

I need you and I am a fish

Air in the water

It's your careful eyes and bad temper

No you are like a fish out of water

I'm about to lose my life

Why can't we be together

……

Can't swim around together

After singing the last bar, Zhang Long wiped the corners of his eyes and smiled at the camera: "Haha, it's embarrassing, it's embarrassing, I'm embarrassed, I didn't expect to cry while singing, I'm too unmanly." ”