Erdanzi didn't get money from Huang Quan last time, so he held a grudge, and in a fit of anger, he told Huang Quan's parents and fellow villagers in his hometown the news of Huang Quan's stay in Dijing. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The village chief is waiting for Huang Quan's funds to be in place to repair the Leaning Tower of Triumph in the village; This is a landmark building designed by the art teacher of the town's middle school for Huang Quan's village, which combines the characteristics of the Arc de Triomphe and the Leaning Tower of Pisa - stacking the Leaning Tower of Pisa on top of the Arc de Triomphe. The village also invited the physics teacher of the middle school to make a model to test its stability. After proving that it was indeed feasible, the village chief reported the plan to the township, and the township chief was having dinner with the county magistrate, which aroused great interest among the county magistrate.

The county magistrate has every opportunity, and his usual work is carried out in the hotel; The file is placed with the lobster. Now he is sitting in a luxury bag, applauding loudly, and immediately proposing a "package plan for the development of tourism to get rich" that the whole county imitates and implements. "The plan integrates the efforts of various major leaders to scrap several bottles of Moutai; The deputy secretary sighed, so he had to replace it with Wuliangye; The county magistrate comforted: "It doesn't matter, for the development of the county, it's okay for us to suffer a little." Everyone shouted "the county magistrate is wise", and some even saw the county magistrate suffer this ordeal -- there was no Moutai to drink -- and they were moved to tears.

The county magistrate said: "Don't care about these details first, let's discuss the matter of tourism development first." ”

The director of the Cultural Affairs Bureau spoke first: "If we want to develop tourism, we must work culture, and first develop local cultural celebrities, and only when there is a gimmick can it be attractive." ”

A township chief spoke: "There is a Gaozhuang in our township, and most of the people in this village are surnamed Zhu, so let's say that it is the hometown of Zhu Bajie?" ”

Another township chief said, "No." There is also a mountain called Fuling Mountain in our township, and I am ready to go back now and take someone to dig a hole called Yunzhan Cave, and Zhu Bajie's hometown should be here. ”

The director of the cultural bureau said: "What is there to fight for, it is all developed; When Zhu Bajie was single, he was in Yunzhan Cave and got married before he came to Gao Laozhuang. ”

The two township chiefs were instructed and sighed: "It's still the director of the cultural bureau who is educated!" ”

"What else do the others think?" The county magistrate asked.

"I think the idea of a landmark is good. Since they have a Leaning Tower of Triumph in their township, we can also build an Eiffel Leaning Tower. "There is a township chief said.

Huang Quan, the head of their township, said shamelessly to others: "You are plagiarizing." ”

The face of the Leaning Tower of Eiffel did not change color and his heart did not beat, and he said: "It would be nice to change the name, just call it the Little Tintin Tower, how playful." ”

"Yes." The county magistrate agreed.

"The county magistrate, we must also pay close attention to the construction of public health," said the director of the health bureau: "The problem of open defecation in our county is too serious, which is not conducive to the development of tourism." ”

"I said I was going to build a public toilet, but as you know, money is tight." The county magistrate looked embarrassed, picked up the 601 pounds of Australian God of War abalone that was airlifted from the plate and said. Everyone also sighed that it was indeed difficult to fund; Originally, this kind of "working meal" was 30 times a month, but now it has become 7 times a week, can it not be difficult!

Huang Quan, the head of the township, judged the situation and said: "The county magistrate can rest assured, the triumphant leaning tower we built will be funded by ourselves, and we will never make it difficult for the county." ”

"Then please." The county magistrate has big gold teeth and looks like a mountain bandit.

"It's all for the economy!" The township chief bowed to the fullest.

So when he came back, the township chief handed over the matter of fund-raising that he said to the village chief. Although the village chief scolded the bastard for not taking him to dinner, he would arrange things; But he is not worried, as long as Huang Quan is found, all problems will be solved. Now it happened that Erdanzi had provided reliable information, and the village chief took the branch secretary and the person who claimed to be Huang Quan's uncle to find Huang Quan in the car the next day.

Otherwise, the village chief has a way. Erdanzi couldn't find Huang Quan last time, so he could only wait for the rabbit in Zhongguancun; The village chief didn't know where to find out, and he had already figured out Huang Quan's whereabouts. Take everyone to smash the Yellow Dragon.

At this time, Huang Quan was writing a plan in the mansion he rented - chasing Xia Xia Bafa. The accounting director of his spending group came to report to him, heard someone call the door, went out to take a look, and came in to Huang Quan and said: "A group of people outside have a strong local atmosphere. ”

Huang Quan was shocked and asked, "Is it that the leader is a bald man with stone glasses and a scar on the right side of his face?" "Huang Quan is talking about the village chief, and Scar was beaten when he peeked at the second widow taking a bath.

The superintendent replied, "Yes." ”

Huang Quan asked again: "Is there another thin one like a bamboo pole, with shiny hair that can reflect light?" "This is the branch secretary.

"Yes."

"Oops! I found it here. Huang Quan was shocked.

"Boss Huang, who are?" The director saw that Huang Quan was so familiar with these people, and couldn't help but wonder.

"They're all my countrymen."

When the director heard this, he turned and opened the door open.

"Dio! I didn't tell you to open the door! ”

"Aren't they your fellow villagers?" The director was puzzled.

"Now it's a debt collector." Huang Quan said, jumping from the window to the courtyard. The director doesn't understand, Huang Quan is so rich that he can still be in debt?

"Let's just say that there is no such person as Huang Quan here." Huang Quan lay down at the window and ran through the back door after settling in for the director.

The village chief led people into the gate, looked at the villa in front of him, and sighed: "This grandson is too rich!" ”

"I must ask him for money today." The village chief told everyone the goal of the action again.

The director saw that Huang Quan was gone, so he opened the door.

"Is Huang Quan here?"

"Who is Huang Quan, we don't have this person here." The director thought to himself, I still have a hand at deceiving people.

The village chief didn't speak, but raised his hand and pointed to the wall of the entrance. The director almost hit the street - Huang Quan, a narcissist, is hanging a huge portrait of himself here! Or dressed as a medieval aristocracy.

Superintendent's black line, "Uh...... If I say it's Louis XVIII, do you believe it? ”

"Faith."

"That's good, that's good."

"Believe in your uncle!" The head of a village actually burst into foul language.

“……”

"Tell me honestly, where is Huang Quan?"

"I, I don't know! I'm a part-time worker. The superintendent pleaded for mercy.

The village chief led people into the house, walked around, and found the plan on the table.

"He's looking for this woman, isn't he?"

"Will it?"

"No, it won't."

"It's a clue anyway." The village chief put the plan away. He also told them to take out all the things that could and could not be eaten in the refrigerator. The superintendent stood aside, like a good citizen who had been ransacked by devils, looking at them helplessly.

"Is this fucking shit? It stinks! ”

"That's the durian ......," the director said weakly.

"You're smart! Don't I know? Durian! Huang Quan lingered here. "I don't know what this thing is talking about.

After eating and drinking, this group of people made a mess of the living room, and before leaving, they took away the lamps that could not be taken, and the decorations and so on. In their opinion, this is a matter of course, Huang Quan is a person from his own village, and his things are not the things of the village; Isn't it reasonable to take things from your own village? This is the same as asking him for money, who do you rely on when Huang Quan is rich? Lottery outlets? Yourself? In the village, of course! There is no heaven where there is land, there is no land where there is a village, and there is no village where you have Huang Quan! It is natural for you Huang Quan to win the prize and give it to the village, and if you don't ask you to confiscate it all, it will be cheaper for you. Besides, this is also for the development of the village, don't you want your village to be good?

Of course, Huang Quan hopes that his village will be good, and as soon as he won the lottery, he repaired the road in the village. This 1,000-meter-long cement road has been repaired in the county for three years, and the funds are not in place, so it is tense! The county magistrate ran to the hotel every day. Huang Quan paid for this road out of his own pocket, but it made Murakami start to inch in, squeeze Huang Quan's money, and repair this and that.

It's not that Huang Quan doesn't repair, the key is, what kind of antique buildings are they building, what's the use of fake tunnels! Huang Quan was also forced to escape. Even if you do a good deed, it doesn't mean that you take all your money and do a good deed to make yourself ask for food; And none of the people in the village are grateful for the good things Huang Quan has done, they are all red-eyed criminals, saying that he has money to burn.

Money is really not a good thing. What about people?

After Huang Quan escaped, he really went to Shang Xiaxia. He thinks so, and now that he is in a big disaster, he may be able to win her sympathy by going to Shang Xiaxia now. …… Well, he had a strange idea.

In short, he had come to Shang Xia Xia's house downstairs, remembering that Shang Xia Xia was still at work today, Huang Quan was waiting downstairs at twelve o'clock as soon as he saw his watch. However, he didn't know that because Shang Xiaxia lived too far away, the noon time was only enough for her to come and go, so Shang Xiaxia didn't go home at noon.

Huang Quan called the director and asked the village chief if they were gone. As soon as the director answered the phone, he cried: "These folks of yours are terrible, I don't want to do it anymore!" "If you don't want to do it, you don't just say it. Huang Quan's job is simple and has a lot of money, if he really says that he doesn't want to do it, it can only mean that he has been devastated too much.

"Didn't you tell them I was there?"

"They've seen the self-portrait on your wall."

"Forehead ......" Huang Quan is sweating, which makes people miss and leak their hooves.

"What do they say?"

"They've eaten and drank, and they've taken a lot of things from the house, but it's not ours!"

"You like this, quickly return the house, ask the landlord to see how much you want to pay him, and then find me a hidden place."

"They found out about the plan on your desk, and they probably went to find Shang Xiaxia."

"Dio! Don't say it sooner! There's no way, the soldiers will block the water and cover it. Huang Quan hung up the phone, and was a little inexplicably excited: he thought that the village chief would come to trouble Shang Xiaxia, and then he would have a chance to heroically save the beauty and then hug the beauty!

What kind of people are these!