If you want to say that this Xiaotian girl is quite good at living, I said to invite her to dinner, and she actually asked me to invite her to eat Northeast dumplings, and after a meal, we only spent more than 50 yuan in total. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Looking at the bill, my tears are about to fall, the same woman, why is the gap so big? Han Xiaolin eats a Haagen-Dazs casually, and it's not just this price!

"Take people with short hands and eat people with short mouths, say it, what do you want to know, but my sister stated in advance that my sister doesn't know anything." Oda wiped his mouth with a tissue and told me very shamefully.

"What do you think about this?" I don't think she knows anything, even though she has been working in the funeral home for less than a year, even if she doesn't know much about this kind of thing, she has always heard of it.

I've always believed that women are the fastest way to spread information, which is why most of the journalists on the ground are women.

"There are two people who might be able to give you some useful information." Oda thought for a moment and told me.

"Those two are on night duty?" I asked.

"It's not." Xiao Tian denied my speculation and asked me as a matter of course: "Do you know what the people in our unit think about this?" ”

"What do you think?" I asked.

"They all say that some of us took things that we shouldn't have, so we provoked ghosts to come and search for things in the middle of the night." Oda said.

"You mean, cremation in the cremation room?" A flash of light flashed in my mind, I had heard before that the cremation industry would secretly take off the valuable things on the dead and keep them for themselves, after all, what family of the deceased would not give something good to the elders? This has become a tradition of Chinese funeral, when cremation is not carried out, it will be placed in the coffin, with cremation, there is no place to put it, it will be placed in the hands or mouth of the deceased.

"I didn't say anything, you guessed it yourself." Oda said innocently.

"Hehe, understood." I touched my nose, this Xiao Tian is not very old, but he knows how to behave, as an office worker, the most taboo is to say bad things about colleagues behind his back.

As the saying goes, there is no such thing as an impermeable wall, and you don't know which one will reach the other person's ears, so the wisest way is to keep your own opinion in mind.

"Camel Heavenly Master, do you have any questions?" Oda asked me again.

"How many employees are there in the cremation room?" I asked.

"Oops, I'm thirsty." Oda said.

"Uh, what do you want to drink?" I have a black line, just now I thought this little girl would live, but now it seems that she is also a loser, and she won't go home to drink water when she is thirsty?

"Whatever." Although Oda said this, his eyes stared at Red Bull in a daze.

I greeted the waitress and asked her to bring over two cans of Red Bull.

Waiting for Red Bull to pick it up, before I could move, Xiao Tian had already taken it, put a bottle in her bag, opened it and drank it to her mouth.

"What else do you want to eat?" I turned from passive to active and asked her diligently.

"I'm full, I'm well drunk." Xiao Tian wiped his mouth and said to me: "There are two employees in the cremation room, one is Master Liu, who has been working for more than 30 years, is honest, and has a good reputation in the unit. There is also a man named Zhu Dagang, thirty-seven or eighteen years old, who used to sell meat, and his biggest hobbies are drinking and playing cards. ”

"Oh." I nodded, placed a talisman in front of Oda that I had brought with me, stood up and said to her, "Don't give up on your dreams!" ”

I know everything I want to know, I can't talk about anything more, I think Xiao Tian this girl is a good person, she has been engaged in this job for a long time, and it is inevitable that she will be contaminated with something, I hope this talisman will help her, and I also hope that she can realize her dreams, although I hurt when I think of her dreams.

She was not polite, put the amulet in her bag, and smiled at me: "Be careful, don't hang up." ”

", crow's mouth!" I gave her an angry look.

On the way back, I kept thinking about Xiao Tian's words, although the girl didn't show her attitude on the surface, but she actually gave me a hint, she said that Master Liu was honest and popular, in fact, she told me that Master Liu was not suspicious. She said that the man named Zhu Dagang likes to drink and play cards, which implies that he is delicious and lazy.

Why do I say that? You think, it's nothing for a person to like to drink, but if he likes to play cards in addition to drinking, then where does he usually have time to be diligent? After all, he still has work to do.

Eating and being lazy does not mean that you have a bad character, but what if you compare a person who is delicious and lazy with a person who is honest and has good relationships? The results came out naturally.

I went home and looked around, and found that Han Xiaolin was not there, so I went to Brother Xiaoma's house and asked him where Han Xiaolin had gone, and he hugged my thigh and cried: "Xiao Luo, my brother has been hungry for a day, should you care about me first." ”

"Didn't I leave you 200?" I wondered, if I'm not mistaken, before I go out these two days, I'll throw 200 to Brother Pony and make him hungry and order a takeout or something.

"200 yuan is not enough for me to eat." Brother Xiaoma's face was full of tears, not to mention how aggrieved he was.

"What did you buy to eat, how could it be enough for a meal?" I asked.

"Just like yesterday, I bought xiao long bao." Brother Ma said.

"Roll the calf, 200 yuan can buy a cart of leather xiaolongbao, you tell me the truth, what did you buy and eat?" At this time, I heard Brother Xiaoma's stomach gurgling three times, if I ate 200 yuan xiaolongbao, it would never be possible to be hungry like this, after all, I only set off from home at half past nine in the morning.

"It's xiaolongbao." Brother Pony said with a shy face.

"Looking for a cut, isn't it?" I raised my fist and punched him in the stomach.

You must know that the stomach is a very fragile place in the human body, especially when people are hungry, a punch will accelerate the peristalsis of the small intestine, not to mention the taste, not to mention how sour.

"I said, I said I can't do it yet." Brother Ma curled up and muttered, "I watched on TV that diet pills work well, so I'll ......"

"You're paralyzed, you're as thin as a telephone pole, losing weight?" I looked at Little Brother Ma in disbelief, and felt that Ya's head was kicked by the donkey.

"It was said on TV that a beautiful woman would be sent, but my brother couldn'......t help it," Brother Xiao Ma had a sloppy expression.

"Did the beautiful woman give it to you?" I asked.

"It's really from a beautiful woman, but that beauty still has an Adam's apple and thicker body hair than me." Brother Pony said with a bitter face.

"Okay, brother will buy you big meat buns." Originally, when I encountered the crematorium, I was very annoyed, but when I let Brother Ma do this, I suddenly felt that the sun was shining and the air was full of flowers.

This grandson, it's a waste not to be a circus clown.