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"Who am I?" Cheng Ju'an's eyes drooped, hiding the light in his eyes. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info "I'm probably a thing that can't even be called a person." ”

Hong Chen was stunned, he stretched out his hand and patted Cheng Ju'an on the shoulder, and was about to say something to comfort him. "But even that's much better than you humans." Hong Chen's hand was withdrawn suddenly, he rubbed his hands in annoyance, how could he have the idea of thinking that Cheng Ju'an was pitiful.

"You said you met a nightmare? Exactly the same as Cheng Siwei? ”

Hong Chen nodded. "It seems that as long as it's someone around me, she can have a little bit to do with it."

"Nightmare, born from dreams." Cheng Ju'an pointed his finger on Hong Chen's left heart. "Dreams are born from the heart, and there is an old Chinese saying that you think about it in the day and dream in the night."

Hong Chen lowered his head, Cheng Ju'an's fingers were slender and white, and his nails were pointed, which were painted lilac by her. Cheng Juan raised his hand, put it in front of him, and looked at the back of his palm. "I like my hands too." The tongue glides gently over the fingers. "These hands are stained with blood. There are countless ghosts and demons, and of course I don't mind accepting you! As she spoke, her body retreated suddenly, and before Hong Chen could react, the giant scythe that was always carried by her back was already on Hong Chen's neck. Say, who the hell are you? ”

Hong Chen was very helpless, in just a few minutes, this question of "who are you" has been mentioned many times. Hong Chen also wanted to give Cheng Ju'an the answer she wanted, but she just didn't know how to answer.

"What do you want me to say?" Hong Chen's hand lightly tapped the back of the sickle. "You can hold it safe, this thing is dangerous."

"My scythe does not kill the living, but only the dead." Cheng Juan looked at Hong Chen without blinking. "You're already dead, why are you still moving around?"

"You're saying I'm dead?" Hong Chen's eyes widened. The scene of falling from the building in the dream reappeared in my mind, the real feeling of falling, the pain of breaking bones after waking up, and the bruises all over the body, all clearly reflected in front of my eyes again. Hong Chen's body shook slightly, and he took a few steps back gently. "You're talking nonsense."

"It is never possible for a living person to walk into Coffin Shop No. 4." A sarcastic smile appeared on the corner of Cheng Ju'an's mouth, turned around, and walked towards the coffin shop. "Don't you want to try it?"

Hong Chen raised his feet and carefully stretched out his feet in front of the door of the coffin shop, for fear of being bounced back by the invisible wall. The foot crossed the threshold and landed in the coffin door. Hong Chen has one foot outside and one foot inside, very tangled. He didn't want to believe that he was dead, and he had to admit that the wall that had invisibly prevented him from entering the coffin was gone. He looked at Cheng Ju'an, his eyes lit up. "You are the owner of the coffin shop, and of course you can decide who goes in and who leaves."

Cheng Juan shook his head. "I'm not the owner of the coffin shop, I'm just a successor." is the result of the choice of the coffin shop.

Hong Chen withdrew the foot that stepped into the coffin shop and stood still outside the coffin shop. "I still don't believe I'm dead." He took out a few crumpled banknotes from his pocket and handed them to Cheng Ju'an. "I don't have anything of value, all I have on me."

Cheng Juan took the money, and a smile rippled on his face. "Ouch, there's something to say!"

Hong Chen asserted that Cheng Ju'an and Cheng Siwei were completely the same, and they both fell into the eyes of money. "Help me catch Qingyan and solve the truth of the secret room murder case."

Cheng Ju'an's eyebrows and eyes are crooked, and his previous cold appearance is completely different. "Cheng Siwei promised to earn money, how many are you?"

Hong Chen stretched out his slap and shook it, and Cheng Ju'an high-fived Hong Chen. "Your fifty percent is officially mine!"

Hong Chen smiled bitterly and nodded. Cheng Juan put away his scythe and took a few steps forward. "Follow me."

When he came to the downstairs of the resident rented by Hong Chen, Cheng Ju'an was open-mouthed. "That's where you're dying." Hong Chen took advantage of the situation and saw a large pool of dried blood stains on the ground.

Uncle Li leaned on crutches, walked tremblingly past the two of them, glanced at the two of them, and muttered to himself. "Xiao Hong is such a good child, how can he jump off the building so incomprehensibly."

Jump? Hong Chen couldn't stay out of the matter anymore, he quickly stepped forward to catch up with Uncle Li. "Uncle Li, who did you say jumped off the building?"

"Xiao Hong, Hong Chen!" Uncle Li said as he knocked on the ground a few times with his cane. "Who are you Xiaohong's friend? No, why is your voice so similar to Xiaohong. Uncle Li turned his head, and Hong Chen's face jumped into his eyes. Uncle Li sat on the ground and shouted heartbreakingly: "Ghost! ”

Hong Chen was very depressed, and he didn't dare to help Uncle Li, for fear of scaring Uncle Li out. Settle in Allah Lahongchen's clothes. "Gone. Otherwise, you'll create even more panic! ”

Hong Chen hung his head and followed Cheng Ju'an to his small rental house. Cheng Juan walked to the window and picked up the broken glass that had fallen to the ground. "That's where you fell."

Hong Chen noticed that Cheng Ju'an was using a drop instead of a jump, and he jumped. "Do you know how I died?"

Cheng Juan nodded and took a deep breath. "The smell of demons in the room!"

"I died for you." Hong Chen said, and then yelled. "I died because you were in peace."

Cheng Ju'an's eyes were full of compassion. "You've got a magic barrier in your heart! Cheng Siwei shouldn't have brought you to the coffin shop! "The coffin shop is not allowed to enter the living." You're just a mortal after all. ”

"Damn, I'm fed up with you looking like a savior, Cheng Ju'an!" Hong Chen yelled without grace. "Would I have died if it weren't for you?"

Cheng Juan reached out and took out the talisman paper similar to a peace charm that Cheng Siwei gave to Hong Chen from Hong Chen's pocket. "In everything that is lost, there is something to be gained. You're dead, but you're alive because of this rune paper. ”

"What the hell is this?"

"That's a good thing!" Cheng Ju'an put the talisman paper in Hong Chen's hand, and tears flashed in his eyes. "There is only one such thing in this world, I gave it to Cheng Siwei, but I didn't expect him to give it to you." Cheng Ju'an tried to pull a smile on his face, but in vain. "Cherish it."

Cheng Juan said, and was about to leave. Hong Chen hurriedly spoke. "You haven't told me what it is!"

"Life Charm!" Cheng Ju An didn't look back and walked out of Hong Chen's house. "It's hard to find."

Hong Chen took the rune paper in his hand and looked at it, and threw the rune paper in his hand senselessly. After all, he still didn't believe in this supernatural phenomenon.

Cheng Ju'an walked out of the corridor, and the giant sickle on his back transformed into a human form, following Cheng Ju'an's footsteps.

"Shifang, what is your original form?"

"It's a cross weapon."

"It's hard for you to follow me for so many years and transform according to my requirements." Cheng Ju squatted down suddenly, covering his face with his hands. "Shifang, what should I do? Cheng Siwei gave the life continuation talisman I gave him to others. ”

Du Shifang was at a loss, and didn't know what to do to make Chengju feel better. “

"Shifang, I have hidden him by my side for many years, but he will leave me after all."

Hong Chen stood by the window and was startled when he saw the sickle transform into a human form. When he looked closely, he saw Cheng Juan half-squatting on the ground, and the background was desolate. Hong Chen shook his head, wanting to dispel this illusion from his insolence, how could Cheng Ju'an be desolate, she could only be powerful and beautiful.

Hong Chen smiled self-deprecatingly, and no longer paid attention to Cheng Ju'an and Du Shifang downstairs. Picking up the cup on the table, he walked to the water dispenser and took a glass of water, but was startled by the animal lying on the water dispenser.

"What are you?"

"Lao Tzu is not a thing, he is a dream tapir!" Soft and glutinous children's voices come out of the mouth of an animal with an elephant's trunk. The dream tapir kicked its hind legs and jumped from the water dispenser to Hong Chen's head. The sharp claws gripped Hong Chen's hair tightly. Hong Chen shook his head violently, and he couldn't shake it off his head.

"What a stupid human being, Lao Tzu is here to help you." Dream tapir mouthful, a "Lao Tzu" is very mismatched with its children's sound.

"Help me?"

"Ignorance! Tapirs, elephant trunks, rhinoceros, oxtails, and tiger feet, are born in the southern valleys, sleeping on their skins to ward off plague, and trying their shapes to ward off evil spirits. ”

The most direct impression of the dream tapir still comes from the setting of the tapir in "Sword and Fairy IV". Liu Mengli is his ideal lover. "You're a mother?"

"Damn! Lao Tzu is male, male! The dream tapir waved its claws on the top of Hong Chen's head, and "snapped" directly at the top of Hong Chen's head.

"It hurts, it hurts!" Hong Chen grabbed the front paws of the dream tapir and pulled it off the top of his head with force, and the dream tapir grabbed Hong Chen's scalp tightly. "Lao Tzu doesn't go down, Lao Tzu doesn't go down!"

Hong Chen was ruthless and pulled the dream tapir down, and the two front paws of the dream tapir tightly held Hong Chen's two handfuls of hair. Hong Chen's painful tears rolled in his eyes. Dream tapir looked at Hong Chen dumbfounded, swallowed his saliva, stood up, and quietly hid his front paws back. Eyes gurgle in their sockets. "Lao Tzu is hungry, mortal, hurry up and get something delicious to entertain me!"

Hong Chen sat on the sofa with his head tilted and his nostrils facing the sky. "Don't go!"

The dream tapir stretched out its front paws and wanted to greet Hong Chen's face, but because it was still holding Hong Chen's hair in its claws, it had to give up. It stood on its tiptoes and paced on the couch like a proud rooster. "The master of Lao Tzu's family said, you must listen to Lao Tzu, otherwise your life and death Lao Tzu can pretend not to see."

"Is your master Cheng Ju'an?" Hongchen has always believed in what kind of owner has what kind of pet.

"Of course! Otherwise, who can feed Lao Tzu! Dream tapir said, lying on Hong Chen's body, and sniffed carefully on Hong Chen's body like a dog. You have a very delicious smell of nightmares, and Lao Tzu is very satisfied. ”

Hong Chen slapped the dream tapir lying on his body. "It's not a dog." Stand up, pick up the clothes that are placed on the back of the couch, and put them on. "I'm going out to eat." Deliberately stopped, squinting at the dream tapir. "You can't go like this, no matter which restaurant you do, pets are not allowed."

Hong Chen thought that in this way, he could get rid of the dream tapir and go out alone. The dream tapir stood up with a thud. "Lao Tzu is not a pet, he is a dream tapir!"

Hong Chen couldn't help laughing and touched the round belly of the dream tapir. The dream tapir proudly puffed up its chest, and with a "whoop", the white mist rose. Hong Chen subconsciously ran to the door, and as soon as his hand touched the doorknob, the voice of the dream tapir sounded behind him. "Look at your little bit of interest, no wonder Master Lao Tzu doesn't want to see you! Find a dress for Lao Tzu to wear! ”

Dream tapir stood in front of Hong Chen's eyes with **** all over his body, at best, he was a boy about seven or eight years old. Hong Chen resigned himself to finding his vest and half pants, and after the dream tapir was put on, he felt even smaller, and Hong Chen felt that the top priority was not to take it to dinner but to buy clothes for it.

Dream Tapir followed Hong Chen and walked a few steps behind, and said sullenly: "Master Lao Tzu said, you are not allowed to go out to scare people!" ”

Hong Chen remembered Uncle Li's look like a ghost when he saw him, his face darkened, and he turned over the boxes and cabinets to take out the wig and sunglasses that he bought a long time ago to please Lin Jing, and straightened out his clothes to make sure that no one could recognize him. That's when I went out.

As soon as Hong Chen got on the bus, several children who looked like elementary school students gave him their seats. Another enthusiastic child ran over and took his hand and carefully led him to his seat. Hong Chen couldn't bear to disobey the kindness of the children, so he had to close his eyes under the gaze of the children, and really pretended to be blind. Dream tapir opened his mouth wide to watch Hong Chen's cheeky performance, and after Hong Chen sat down, he held back a "Count you ruthless!" from between his teeth! ”

Hong Chen was very uneasy, not only because he pretended to be a blind person to attract the children to give way, but also because of the fear in his heart. He always felt a malicious gaze staring at him. But he tried to look for it, but couldn't find it. After the few children who gave up their seats to Hong Chen got out of the car, Hong Chen also pulled the dream tapir out of the car. Along the way, he was on his back. He closed his eyes and exhaled hard. "Suffocate me!"

The dream tapir looked at him with disdain, knocking on the numbness of his legs caused by standing for a long time. Hong Chen took the dream tapir and walked into the largest children's clothing supermarket in Beiyuan City. The dream tapir grows well, as long as it doesn't open its mouth, it can basically arouse strong maternal love from the shopping guide everywhere it goes. Even some shopping guides wondered if Hongchen was a human trafficker, otherwise how could he not buy clothes for such a cute child.

The dream tapir was very proud, and smelled the fragrance of the women around him. It pinched its throat and said softly. "Sister, I'm hungry!"

Hong Chen supports his forehead, this is called opening his mouth to destroy everything!

"Look, this dad deserves it, such a young child actually taught him Lao Tzu."

"It's so unhuman, I'm willing to starve such a cute child!"

All Hong Chen received was a roll of eyes and condemnation. Dream tapir jumped up and ran to Hong Chen's side, obediently took Hong Chen's hand, and made a pitiful expression. "Sister, don't blame Dad, Dad has worked hard to make money to raise his son!" The eyes are shiny and watery, and they are very endearing. Only Hong Chen, who was closest to it, could hear what it was really saying. "Boy, fight with Lao Tzu, you are still too tender!"

"Uncle!" Ako's voice rang out from behind. The dream tapir turned around and saw Akko, his eyes narrowed. "Uncle, it's so fierce!" Ako said timidly, carefully twisting the corners of her clothes. Although she didn't know what a dream tapir was, the animal's instincts made her clearly feel that the cute little boy was dangerous.

"Black Widow!" The dream tapir said: "You'd better not have too much contact with him, or she will let you die a second time, and even if you continue your life, you won't come back!" ”

What Hong Chen dislikes the most is that everyone calls Akko "Black Widow". He frowned, ignoring Nightmare's warning, and reached out to pull Ako to his side. "Why are you here? Ako. ”

Ako looked up and smiled charmingly. "Uncle, I found Qingyan."