Chapter 1: I'm Xia Yibo

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Let me introduce myself, my name is Xia Yibo, born in 1995 A.D., a native of Yongcheng, Henan Province, I turned out to be just an ordinary factory employee, working in a large factory, with a salary of only more than 2,000 yuan, and I can only eat by myself. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info

I have loved beautiful women since I was a child, and it can be said that I have nothing to say about them. When I saw the beauty, I had countless fantasies, thinking about the beauty's big steamed buns, thin waist, upturned pi strands, and the dark and dense "grove" that I could touch in my dreams.

But I can only think about it, because my salary is only about 2,000 yuan a month, which is only enough for myself to eat and spend, where can I have the money to chase big cuties?

But, hehe, I'm bold, handsome, and I can say countless new words and sweet words with my mouth, we can't get too rich women, but the beautiful vice president of our factory was colluded with me.

This beautiful vice president, in her fifties, looks very young, and looks like a young woman in her thirties.

In bed, I made him dead and alive, she was also very satisfied with my ** kung fu, and I was very sad and loving, so I rented a house, attention, it was rented, not bought, she had time every day, she carried her husband behind her back, and came to the house she rented for me, and we began to flutter.

Since then, Lao Tzu has lived a happy life, sleeping with women in his arms all day long, and taking money, lala, how about it, don't you admire me Xia Yibo very much, I Xia Yibo has the ability.

I'm a more flowery young man, if a flowery young man lies on a woman's body all day long, it will be very boring, so I secretly carried the vice president on my back, and used the money given to me by the vice president of the beauty to soak other beauties. It's not wrong to make money by picking up girls, hum, Lao Tzu is no longer short of women now.

Later, I was obsessed with buying lottery tickets, dreaming of winning five million all day long, during that period of time, I rarely went to make cuties, with the money I saved, I used it to buy lottery tickets, even the money that the vice president gave me, also let me use it to buy lottery tickets.

Over time, my lottery addiction grew, and I asked the beautiful manager for more and more money.

As the saying goes, there is no impermeable wall in the world, and later, I used the money of the beautiful manager to make beautiful eyebrows and buy lottery tickets, and she knew about it. When she found out, she was very angry, and slapped me in the face and slapped me against the wall, but she couldn't buckle it.

Hey, the old lady took the money to support you, but I didn't expect you to use my money to raise the little eyebrows, what a white-eyed wolf, hurry up and roll the calf for the old lady.

After scolding, he threw my luggage down the window.

That's it, I'm down, I've lost my job, and now I have more than a hundred yuan left, and I regret dying.

It's not something that can be found in a moment.

I was carrying my luggage and wandering around.

I've also tried to make a few phone calls to women I've had sex with during this time to see if they can take me in for a while.

Ay! I really wanted to cry without tears, and when they knew that I only had a hundred yuan on me now, they directly changed their faces: The old lady is busy and has no time.

Now this woman, it's really a special reality, I rely on your second master, death ratio, stinky woman, I bah.

I can't help it, I have to rely on myself at the critical moment.

When I was wandering around, I accidentally saw a lottery shop, so my lottery addiction came up again, so I took the mentality of being addicted to it, and went to buy a lottery ticket.

That night, I ate a bowl of casserole noodles and slept all night in an internet café.

The next day,I went to the lottery shop for a walk,I was surprised to find that I won the lottery with a special code.,Really won.,Five million,Five million jackpots.,It's not a dream.,It's true.。

Haha, I, Xia Yibo, want to announce to the world that I ...... Hair...... Wealth...... La-la-la-la

Actually, I'm a very low-key person, and I don't want to show off too much, so when I went to receive the award, I wore an Ultraman mask to receive it, hehe.

A lot of reporters surrounded me, videotaped me, took pictures, asked me about this, and asked me that.

"Hello, how are you going to spend all this money?"

"Hey, hello, can you take the mask off and let us all see your true face of Lushan."

"I don't think you're very old, you became a rich man at a young age, is there anything you want to say?"

"Handsome guy, take off the mask, okay."

"Handsome guy, take off your mask and let's see your handsome face."

"That's it, handsome guy, don't be so low-key, okay."

"Take it off."

Oh, the microphone poked me in the mouth.

I quickly covered the Ultraman mask on my face with my hand, there was no way, it was crowded, there were too many reporters, they were all holding microphones, and they were poking in my mouth, if I didn't cover the mask, maybe I would be poked off.

Luckily, I had a mask, otherwise I would have been poked and swollen in the mouth.

I didn't have time to talk nonsense to these reporters, so I shouted: "Oh, I'm sorry everyone, I'm really sorry, my aunt is here, I can't hold it back, I'm going to pull it out, the toilet, where is the toilet, oops, it's outcropping, it's going to come out." ”

After shouting, I peeled back the layers of the surrounding crowd and rushed out with an arrow step.

The reporters behind them all chased after them like enemies.

Fortunately, Lao Tzu was sharp, and after a while, he got rid of those reporters.

After a few days, after the limelight passed, the people forgot about it, and the reporters rushed to other focuses, and no one patronized me. I used the five million to buy a house in Huidu, spent one million, and then spent one million to buy a BMW M4, two-door, hehe, Lao Tzu doesn't care, Lao Tzu is rich now, lalalala.

The rest of the money, I called my parents in my hometown, and in the end, of course, I was eating, drinking, and having fun all day long, picking up girls and taking my sister.

When I'm fine, I drive my BMW, with a car of beautiful student girls, beach, climbing, wild camping, etc., that feeling, double cool, especially when camping at night, you know, I go with medicine, don't think it's for those student girls, in fact, it's for myself to eat, this, I think you know better.

This is me, this is me who is dashing and lucky, Xia Yibo, are you jealous of me.

Ha ha

Thus began my glorious history, and after a glorious year, I met a woman, but unexpectedly, my fate changed because of her.

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