Chapter 395: Learning from a Monkey and Sleeping in a Tree?

"Miss, Xin'er. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info Xinjie, be quiet, are you all right? Zhu Biao said in his heart Fortunately, his strength is higher, if he is weaker, it is estimated that he will shiver with cold, and suddenly, he also greeted a few women with concern.

"Brother Biaoqiang, I almost died of cold..."Sun Xin said coldly.

Le An'an said as if facing a great enemy: "What a terrible sense of oppression, it's already like this without doing it, if you really do it..."

Chu Xinjie also squeezed her jade hand, and said angrily: "I'm fine, you go and take a look, I'm already out..."

Zhu Biaoqiang was also stunned, and hurriedly chased out: "Bingzi, don't go!" ”

Xiao Mengya looked at the figure that Zhu Biao chased out, and snorted coldly: "This kind of weirdo also took him home?" Zhu Biaoqiang's head is okay, right? ”

"Yes! This man is indeed very eccentric! Le Jingjing also nodded in agreement.

"Bingzi..."

Zhu Biaoqiang chased him out and shouted, and in an instant, he saw that Zhang Yongbing was on the lawn of the yard, put a cloth on the ground, sat on it, and teased Gray Jia with grass in his hand. Suddenly, he said embarrassedly: "Uh.. So you're here? ”

"You're a good dog, aren't you? Not to mention the strength, is it still the peak of the second layer of the gas control period? Looking at the dog in front of him, Zhang Yongbing smiled.

"Uh... It's okay! Zhu Biao scratched his head and said speechlessly: "But, what nonsense did you just say?" ”

Zhang Yongbing said unhappily: "What..? Just because of that woman, I said two words to her, and you disregard brotherhood and want to turn against me? ”

"Eh.. It's not a matter of women or not, but you really misunderstood, it's not that she supports me..."Zhu Biao explained with great difficulty, but was interrupted by Zhang Yongbing again: "That's you supporting her?" Eh.. No, it's them? ”

"I said it's only been a long time since I saw you, what's going on your head? Thinking about something like this? I don't have anything to do with her, I'm just working here as a bodyguard! Zhu Biaoqiang explained helplessly.

"Work? Bodyguard? Zhang Yongbing froze, his old face turned red in an instant, and he asked, "Really? ”

"Of course it's true, why am I lying to you?" Zhu Biaoqiang spread his hands.

",,,,,," Zhang Yongbing was a little embarrassed in an instant.

Immediately, Zhu Biao said strongly: "Okay, let's go back with me!" Apologize to the eldest lady, even if this matter is over, the eldest lady is still very reasonable..."

"I don't... It's just a woman, what's there to apologize for, if you misunderstand, you misunderstand..."

Hearing Zhang Yongbing's words, Zhu Biaoqiang couldn't help but be stunned, and instantly smiled bitterly and dissuaded: "I said Bingzi, what have you been doing in the past few years?" Wasn't he a guy who used to be quite talkative? Alas---, if you really don't want to apologize, just admit a few mistakes on the surface, and that's it! ”

Unexpectedly, Zhang Yongbing continued: "If you can't say no, you can't, I'm a man, what is wrong with a woman?" ”

Zhu Biaoqiang was also speechless, isn't this just a matter on the scene? Just say a word and fool the past, and then say, girls, don't they even coax and deceive? The other party is not even willing to say a word of false confession? This also made Zhu Biaoqiang a little confused!

"Why are you still here? Why don't you go quickly? Unexpectedly, at this time, Xiao Mengya also chased out and said to Zhang Yongbing.

Zhu Biaoqiang hurriedly smiled and turned around and said, "Miss, after my profound education, he also realized his mistakes, so I don't plan to leave, I want to sincerely apologize to you, I hope you can forgive."

"I haven't said these words, don't listen to his nonsense, when I was a child, this guy's nonsense was full of nonsense!" Zhang Yongbing rolled his eyes and snorted coldly.

Xiao Mengya was quite happy in front of her, thinking that it was Zhu Biaoqiang's old friend, and if the other party apologized, it would be forgotten. But was directly brought back to reality by Zhang Yongbing's words, and just as he was about to scold, Zhang Yongbing continued to snort coldly: "I'm not at your house, so it's okay to be outside?" ”

Xiao Mengya shouted: "This whole yard also belongs to Miss Ben... The courtyard wall is also... You? ”

Before he finished speaking, Zhang Yongbing directly carried the box and jumped to the courtyard wall, hearing the other party also say, Zhang Yongbing changed his position again, jumped on a branch outside the courtyard, and cast a contemptuous look at it.

"I'm here, it's all right, right?" Zhang Yongbing also asked with a rare sneer.

"Hey! Bingzi, are you a monkey? Come down, apologize and you'll be fine..."Zhu Biaoqiang shouted, winking at him vigorously.

Zhang Yongbing clasped his arms with both hands and said coldly: "I don't apologize to women!" ”

"Humph! Then you can live wherever you want, remember, don't come into my house, or I'll let the dog bite you! Xiao Mengya snorted heavily, stomped her foot, and turned her head away.

"If you don't enter, you won't enter, what's the big deal?" Zhang Yongbing also snorted coldly, and then added: "Your dog can't bite me, besides, it's not your dog either, and besides, I like it very much, and I won't bite me!" ”

"Humph! If I don't starve you, I will burn you, I won't die of sunburn, I will die of thirst if I am thirsty..."Hearing the other party's words, Xiao Mengya was so angry that she stomped her foot again, scolded in a low voice, and then entered the house.

After Xiao Mengya left, Zhu Biaoqiang was surprised: "I said, you don't really plan to spend the night on this tree, do you?" I asked you to come over and abuse you? ”

"Uh... Of course I won't blame you! However, if I want to admit my mistake, and I am still a woman, don't even think about it! ”

"Hello? Are you very prejudiced against women? You wouldn't have been hurt by a woman in the past two years, right? Zhu Biaoqiang rolled his eyes and asked.

Zhang Yongbing pouted and said, "How can there be?" It's just that in these days, I have learned that women are very unreliable, vain, realistic, troublesome, and complex creatures, so I generally stay away from them! ”

Zhu Biaoqiang rolled his eyes again, and he didn't bother to dwell on this topic, and said, "Otherwise, I'll help you arrange a nearby hotel to live in!" All the expenses are paid by me! ”

"Don't bother, it's good to live in this tree, and when I do tasks, I often sleep in the open, what is this? Besides, if I went to the hotel, the woman thought that I couldn't stand this little hardship and went to the hotel! So, I stayed here! Zhang Yongbing also said stubbornly, when he was doing tasks, he did often sleep in the open air, and sometimes the place to sleep was more than this garbage.

"But..."Zhu Biao was so strong, it was impossible to really let the other party live on this tree, right? I don't know, I thought it was Tarzan of the Apes?

Zhang Yongbing also insisted: "Okay, I said that I will live here, don't worry about it!" ”

"Uh... All right! These things are for you, if you need anything, just mention it! Zhu Biaoqiang also wanted to speak and stopped, just thinking that Xiao Mengya was hard-mouthed and soft-hearted, maybe he would beg her again for a while, just do it. As for Zhang Yongbing, a stubborn guy who doesn't eat oil and salt, Zhu Biaoqiang also dispelled the idea of brainwashing him, so he threw out a lot of snacks in the dimensional space and used them as dry food for the other party.

Among them, there are also ham sausages, mineral water, and some snacks, which are enough to eat for a day. At noon for a while, Zhu Biaoqiang helped the other party bring some food, and it was complete, as for being cold and afraid of heat, there was no need to worry about it.

After all, Zhang Yongbing's strength is there, but he is still an all-water attribute ability, and he is not afraid of heat or cold at all.

Immediately, Zhu Biaoqiang went in to persuade Xiao Mengya again, but Xiao Mengya was also angry, and Zhu Biaoqiang had no choice, but asked Xiao Mengya to send him to cook, because lunch time was approaching.