My name is Qian Ye, and I am an extraordinary person, why do you say that? for I am handsome, and my appearance is better than that of Pan'an; Extremely smart, rich in learning; Eight feet tall, burly and powerful. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

I consider myself to be humble, peaceful, united, friendly, helpful, and a good helper for teachers. My classmates also affectionately gave me a nickname - Sanshao, but somehow later, I became Sanfat when I shouted and shouted, but I don't care, who made me open-minded.

Of course, people like me are the object of worship of thousands of girls at school. They don't say it, but I know it's because they're shy.

You say I'm bragging, how is it possible, I have proof. Don't you see, every time I stand in the hallway, I get bumped into by all kinds of girls, who explain, "You're too fat, you're in the way." "My body still couldn't help but want to get close to me.

I've already seen everything, they're deliberately attracting my attention, girls love it, they want to indulge, they want to welcome and reject, they want to talk. I've always known that I'm just so open-minded that I don't care about them, and even if they bother my life, I still forgive them. Hey hey, so ...... Ahem, so, I am such a handsome guy who is loved by everyone, and I am destined to save the world and transform society.

I also have a big brother, he is the only person I admire, although he has an ordinary name, ordinary appearance, boring personality, average family background, and no characteristics, but I have always felt that he is an extraordinary person like me. Who have you ever seen treat such a trivial matter as a daze with the attitude of a lifelong career? Belch...... Although he seems to be in a daze, I believe that he is really thinking, thinking about how to transform society and save the world, which is our common cause.

Although this business is not easy, the heroes and their companions will eventually accomplish it!

The road to greatness is not destined to be easy, it is bound to be full of dangers.

At the end of school today, a black supercar tried to stop our great cause, and it rushed towards us at full speed. I have to say that the timing he chose was only the pinnacle of wonder, he actually chose to attack when I opened my mouth to speak.

It's just too despicable, you all know, people like us who practice martial arts pay the most attention to this breath, the qi condenses the strength, and the qi disperses the weakness, and when I speak, it is the time when the qi is the most dispersed, the true qi has leaked, and there is no time to recondense it.

What the? You ask me what kind of kung fu I practice? Don't you see? Saying it scares you to death! That is the famous, well-known at home and abroad, resounding throughout the world Shaolin does not pass on the secret technique - sleeping Arhat, how about it, I'm afraid! I'm a child, practicing day and night, and I never dare to slack off.

What the? How did I learn such advanced kung fu, you ask? Of course, when I was sleeping, I was taught by a master, and the story is told in such a critical place, you still have the time to ask me such a boring question, do you want to listen to it. Readers are not happy anymore.

Okay, let's move on, leave this boring person alone. Where's that?

By the way, it was a very urgent scene at that time, but how could I, as the successor of socialism, bow my head in the face of such a little difficulty.

I took advantage of the situation to grow my mouth, widen my eyes, and resorted to the forbidden trick of sleeping Arhat - jaw-dropping, once this trick is used, a radius of 100 miles will be razed to the ground, but the most taboo to interrupt, the light one is true qi retrograde, and the heavy one is the meridian is broken, and there is a danger to life. But at this time, the situation is critical, and there is no longer much to take care of.

But I never expected that my comrade-in-arms, my good brother, would forcibly interrupt my luck and throw me to the ground. The moment I fell to the ground, I understood his intentions, this is for the ordinary onlookers around, what a great mind, I would rather be in danger than hurt the interests of the masses, this is the big brother I admire, worthy of the man I recognize, my admiration for him is like a gushing......

Okay, okay, I'll move on, young people just don't have patience.

Fortunately, the eldest brother interrupted in time, I just had some backlash in my true qi, and I couldn't move for the time being, and I could recover after a while.

The eldest brother hurriedly helped me up, but unexpectedly, the black supercar did not give up the attack, it regrouped and rushed over again. At the critical moment, it was the eldest brother who stepped up again, and he kicked me into the crowd and led the black supercar away alone.

This is a brother, a brother who has died. This reminds me of a song: "Brothers have two surnames in this life, and brothers will give birth to a mother in the next life~~"

Okay, don't point at me, I'll continue to talk when I've calmed down.

At that time, looking at the back of my eldest brother without hesitation, my heart hurt like a knife. I hate, I hate myself for being so useless, I can't help a little, but I have become a burden. However, I thought of the words of the great leader Chairman Mao: unite all forces that can be united, so I called the police and told them everything that happened, hoping that this would help my eldest brother.

Oh, did you tie me up because of that?

The three fat men shook their heads desperately, the fat on their faces waved out a circle of meat, and said: "Don't worry, don't worry, I didn't see anything clearly, I have a very poor memory, I didn't tell the police anything, so you don't have to worry, I won't talk nonsense if you let me go, I promise!" ”

At this time, Qian San Fat Man was tightly tied to an iron chair, and the heavy rope was deeply strangled into the three fat plump flesh, squeezed into obscene shapes. At this time, he was looking pitifully at the purple-haired woman in a leather coat opposite, with a look of hope.

But he didn't notice that the woman opposite was already bruised, she waved her leather whip fiercely, and cursed in her mouth: "Let you talk so much nonsense!" So much nonsense for you! Did the old lady ask you so much? is still surging in the river, and the old lady will kill you. ”

The three fat people were wearing a leather whip, and their mouths still kept talking: "Ah! Then you are! Hiss! It's pure infatuation brother! Hurt! Don't fight, my brother can't sign for you! ”

"Makes you narcissistic! Makes you narcissistic! Makes you narcissistic! ”

"That's it! Don't slap your face! ”

……

Half an hour later, the purple-haired woman finally stopped, panting and slumping in her chair, wiping her sweat. And on the chair opposite her, there was a "fat" circle of three fat, and he cried profusely: "Woo~~ said that I wouldn't slap my face, woo~~ People eat with their faces, you see that their eyes are swollen, and my charming big eyes are gone." Woo woo woo~"

The purple-haired woman looked at the three fats a little speechlessly, you have big eyes, who are you teasing? She decided not to pay attention to the three fat howls and continued with her question: "Tell me more about the little boy who was with you?" ”

"I'm not the kind of person who betrays his friends to seek glory, hmph, this is called mighty and unyielding."

The purple-haired woman raised the leather whip in her hand.

Sanfat hurriedly changed his words and said: "Zhang Fan, male, is one meter seven or eight tall and weighs 140 pounds. I and I are young, and we have been living in Yuhuayuan and living a happy life......"

"Stop, let's be specific."

"How specific?"

"Be as specific as you can."

"Oh, Zhang Fan has a plum blossom birthmark on his left buttocks, I've been making fun of him for being poisoned, syphilis, and ah......"

"Stop, it's not this."

"Didn't you say to be specific?"

"Less nonsense, smoke you!"

"What do you want to know?"

"Well, let's introduce Zhang Fan's family background."

"He, his parents are both teachers, and he is very simple. My mother's surname is Su, I really forgot what her name is, I usually call my mother, she is the director of our school, but she hurts me, whoever bullies me, she will knock whoever she uses her black folder. ”

"Wait, what?"

"A black folder, it's a very ordinary kind, but my godmother treats it as a treasure, it seems to be a gift from my godfather, cut, speaking of which, my godfather is really picking."

"Black folder...... "The purple-haired woman thought thoughtfully, "Hmph, interesting." Now the task becomes a lot of fun. ”

The purple-haired woman sneered, turned around and left.

The anxious three fats shouted in the back: "Alas, don't go, come back!" You haven't untied me yet! Come back! If you want to kill or chop, just say something, hurry up, do you say that you tie me up like this? I don't like **, there is no humanity, and the captives also have human rights, hey! ”

Sanfat shouted for a long time, and found that no one answered, his face instantly pulled down, he was not afraid of beating, he was not afraid of pain, but he was afraid......

"Goo~" The stomach was rumbling, and the three fat eyes flashed with tears: "I'm so full of food, I don't want to be a starving ghost!" ”