"Out, out to play? Where to go? I was stunned, this was the first time my sister had made such a request to me in the past few years, and I couldn't figure out the logic for a while. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Tomorrow at the class reunion of our student union, there are local tyrants to treat, can you come?" Li Xinru asked.

I hesitated, their class reunion was always a bit restrained for me as an outsider, and I actually didn't like crowded scenes, because that kind of scene always made me feel like I would fight, and my whole body was tense.

I finally said, "Why did you call me for your class reunion, and it's none of my business?" ”

"Well, the reason for this is complicated, it involves Einstein's theory of relativity or something...... In short, it is not only our classmates who will come, but also many outsiders, so I will ask you if you will come, right? Li Xinru asked.

My brain is hot, I don't know if it's the reason why I've seen too much of the little yellow book, and when I mention that there are many outsiders, I don't consciously think of "chaos. Intersection party"" KTV fan. Rape" and other words, so I have nothing to hesitate about, let's put down tomorrow's part-time job, it's a big deal to find a little brother to help me do it.

"Okay, what time is tomorrow?" I asked.

"At noon, around twelve o'clock, on Feng Shui Avenue, there is a pizza parlor opposite the pharmacy of Wang Yida Pharmacy that you often go to." Li Xinru said.

"Got it, got it...... Let me sleep for a while......" I fell headlong on the bed, falling asleep like a dead pig, the tearing pain made me try my best to escape into my dreams, I hope my sister can understand me with a fever.

Li Xinru bit her lip, and finally said: "Then you have to dress more seriously tomorrow, don't wear a big pants and a small vest, you can eat pizza and ......."

But Li Xinru was interrupted by my snoring before she could finish speaking, Li Xinru was stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing, quietly got up from my bedside, and returned to her room.

It's ten o'clock in the evening, the day has come to an end, most people have fallen asleep, and a few people are still partying for tomorrow's weekend, when the moon and stars are scarce, and the sun is shining quietly on the other side of the earth. It was an extremely calm day, with neither the macho group attacking the embassy nor the scientists calling the beasts to make some surprising discoveries.

And everyone, including me, didn't realize that a war related to the survival of mankind was brewing silently, and among the billions of human beings, I don't know how many people became magical girls and kryptonite teenagers on this night?

I paid no attention to these things, and let the sun, moon and stars circulate in my snoring, and when I opened my eyes again, it was already three o'clock in the sun, and when I saw my ******watch, it was eight o'clock!

I bounced off the bed with a carp and made a loud noise...... No doubt, I fell to the floor!

Maybe it was because I heard my voice, and my sister's voice came from outside the door: "Breakfast fritters and soy milk, right on the table." ”

I answered and got up from the ground. My head still hurts a little, maybe I have a fever, or maybe I fell out of bed and bumped it just now. I just wanted to look for clothes, but I was suddenly startled, Hua Teng was actually standing on my big pants!

"Damn, you're scared to death, so let's say hello." I was terrified.

"I've been standing here since 10 minutes ago." The little penguin said.

I didn't know what happened to Hua Teng coming to me, so I asked, "Have you found someone who can sign a contract to become a kryptonite boy?" ”

Hua Teng shook his head in frustration.

"How is that possible! Who can refuse such a good thing? I was surprised.

Hua Teng explained to me that it is not that you can do it if you want to, first of all, you have to be qualified to be worthy of us to sign the contract, and secondly, you have to be able to see us. Less than 1 in 10 million humans can detect us as abnormal creatures, and they are irregular.

"That's right......" I nodded thoughtfully. So what are you doing with me today? ”

"Yesterday, time was tight, and many functions were not open to you, so I'll explain them to you one by one today." Hua Teng said.

I have a feeling in my heart that I can't find new players to recharge money and start giving back to old players, but it seems really good to think about it, anyway, now the kryptonite boy seems to be the only one, and the feedback must be a lot bigger, right?

"First of all, Krypton Gold Mall." Hua Teng waved his hand, and suddenly a translucent interface appeared in front of my eyes. Curious, I grabbed it with my hands, but I couldn't grasp it at all, like a holographic projection.

I noticed that there are many features in this store, such as the weapon store, the hero store, the skin store, ...... There is also a reinforcement and decomposition function. I clicked on the weapons mall with my hand, and then the colorful guys popped up and scared me.

This colorful color is really not boastful, because although most of the weapons in this mall are cold weapons, and there are only a few guns, these cold weapons are a little weird...... For example, the Blue Dragon Glaive Knife glowing with silver light, the Fang Tian Painting Halberd with blood-colored light, and even more nonsense is the Xuanyuan Sword! Flames are burning on the blade!

And so on, there are also the spear of Longinus, the demon knife village rain, the sword of Zhuxian, the golden hoop stick, the sword of the heavenly feather slash, the sword of the oath of victory, and some of the interpreters who have entered the darkness, the high-vibration particle knife, and so on.

There are also legendary causality weapons...... At least that's what it says, but it's actually a small folding knife, and it's very reluctant to say that it's a controlled knife, even if you take it through the plane security check.

"How much is that?" I asked.

"Don't want money, Krypton Gold Mall is exchanged for points, every time you use Krypton Gold ability, you will increase points, how much money is used to increase it, rest assured, you can't afford any of them now, it's just for you to have a good time." Hua Teng Road.

I glanced at those marked prices, and was immediately startled, not to mention whether I could afford to buy it, even if I looked at it, I would have to be scared to death, the cheapest was Guan Erye's Qinglong Yanyue Knife, which also cost 108,000 points, and the Xuanyuan Sword Xuan Xian Sword Demon Sword Village Yu was tens of millions, and those legendary-level weapons, such as Longinus and the like, the zero behind them couldn't be counted at all, so there had to be billions, right?

Even the interpreters who mess in are a million.

I stared at those weapons greedily and swallowed: "Brother, what do you think I am?" ”

"Kryptonite boy, what's wrong?" Hua Teng was puzzled.

I shook my head: "That's what you're wrong, I'm not just a kryptonite boy, but the first kryptonite boy in history, shouldn't you mean it to me?" ”

"What do you mean? What do you mean? Hua Teng was stunned.

"For example, give some benefits or something? Let me be one step ahead of anyone else or something, you see, if I'm such a kryptonite boy that everyone else can't see it and run to the magical girl? I leaned over to Hua Teng and said.

Hua Teng was obviously stunned by my question, "You wait a minute, I'll go and ask for instructions on the host system." ”

Then the whole penguin disappeared again, and after waiting for a long time and not coming back, I was bored, and remembered that the quilt had not been washed, so I ran downstairs to wash the quilt.

The quilt was honestly placed on the floor of the living room, I shook my head, my sister really doesn't have the temperament of a good wife and mother at all, the oil bottle is poured without support, and the rest of the effect is only eye-catching.

But it's a good thing for women to be eye-catching, and if I'm too strong, I'll soon be too useless?

I held the quilt and pushed open the bathroom door, but before I could make the next move, a scream came from inside the door! I couldn't see what was going on because of the covers, but I wanted to ......

At this time, my sister was sitting on the toilet with only her blouse on, and because the bathroom was small, she was facing me. When I figured it out, I gave up the idea of taking a look, and turned around and ran away before she could explode.

"Brother! Can you knock on the door before you come in? Li Xinru shouted angrily.

"Obviously, you didn't lock the door when you went to the bathroom." I muttered.

"There are only two people in the house, me and you, what kind of door do you lock." Li Xinru shouted.

I smiled, and after a while, Li Xinru walked out of the door with a flushed face, "You saw it all, right?" ”

"You haven't seen anything, have you? Besides, when you were a kid, I just watched and didn't want money......" I said.

Li Xinru snorted coldly, ignored me, ran into her room with a grunt, and went to sulk alone.

I shrugged my shoulders and slipped into the bathroom with the quilt.

Washing the quilt is a technical job, there is no real strength to wash it is a variety of back pain, here I admire you housewives (husbands) who never use the washing machine, your waist is really good!

Just as I was humming and doing the laundry, my eyes lit up, and the little penguin appeared in front of me, and to my surprise, his scarf was actually broken! It doesn't look like it's been torn off, but it looks like it's been cut off by some sharp weapon.

"I'll go, what's wrong with you? Hit by a female penguin? I was surprised.

"Attacked by a magical girl!" Hua Teng gritted his teeth and said, "Don't talk about this, if you can meet me, you will avenge me!" I just went to ask the host for instructions, I can give you some discounts, give you a chance to draw a lottery and buy items for free. ”

"It's so cool!" I was so overjoyed that I didn't even bother to wash my clothes at the moment, and came up to the penguin: "I want to buy, buy, buy." ”

Hua Teng nodded, and once again called up the mall interface: "You can choose." ”

I took a look at those goods, and the most expensive was the folding knife called the law of cause and effect, which cost hundreds of billions! But I didn't want to buy it because ...... Buying equipment isn't just for fighting monsters, right? You have to be able to use your sister too, right?

Do you say that you took out a folding knife from your butt pocket and said that you covered me to be domineering, or did you pull out a burning Xuanyuan sword from your back and say don't be domineering?

I subconsciously wanted to say that I would buy the Xuanyuan Sword, but suddenly remembered a question and asked casually: "By the way, can I put it in my body or give it a Qiankun bag or something after I buy it?" ”

"You think too much, there are not so many settings, only handheld. And I see if your current physique can hold that sword. Hua Teng smiled.

I was silent for a while, and then with a "", my fingers poked hard at the folding knife.

"Made, if you go to the street with such a burning sword, you will be arrested by the police sooner or later!"