Chapter 15 Thunder Splitting Little Twitter
"Look! Didn't lie to you, did you? This is Nantianmen! The legendary Nantian Gate. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info" Liu Mang said in an extremely angry voice, and at this moment, his heart was also extremely excited.
"! Go to the South Gate of Heaven in your Malegobi, anchor, do you think I'm a three-year-old child? ”
", wait, the anchor, your background seems to be a bit realistic! The use of light is also world-class, and the dry ice used to create clouds and mist alone costs a lot of money, right? ”
"This wave of my service, I have to say, this idea is still good, and the props are also very conscientious, which should be able to increase popularity a little."
"Damn, I'm so scared that I'm hanging big!"
"Hahaha, what's missing to show off! This tease must be that Xiao Ji is too small, agree to add 1! ”
“+1”
“1”
“1”
So far, the audience still doesn't believe the fact that Liu Mang has gone to heaven, and attributes everything to the fact that his props are realistic enough.
"I'm going straight to heaven, and you still don't believe me? Say, how can you trust me? Liu Mang saw that the audience in the live broadcast room still didn't believe the fact that he had come to Heaven, so he had to speak helplessly.
"How do you believe it? Unless the anchor slashes down with a thunderbolt and smashes the funny little JJ, so that he can't harm the women of the good family anymore, we will believe you. ”
"Agreed, agreed."
"I 6666+N agree."
", you guys who envy and hate you, big birds begging for a split."
The anchor room became extremely lively, anyway, they felt that Liu Mang would definitely not be able to do it, so they were talking nonsense, after all, this is just a virtual world.
"Hey, you still don't believe it, do you? Okay, I can strike thunder three times, and I'll hit wherever you point? As for the thunder split, I think it's better to forget it.,That thing is broken, but it can't be fixed by two screws.,Brother is a caring anchor.。 ”
Liu Mang looked at the fans' messages, and opened his mouth with black lines on his face, he was also drunk with such a strange request for thunder splitting and chattering.
"Don't mind, anchor, the big bird is really begging for a split, I don't believe you really have this ability, you can blow into the sky, and you can also thunder at a fixed point, but you hit Lao Tzu's big bird? Ask for a split! ”
"Damn, anchor, this guy is pretending too much, and he can't bear it! Fuck it! ”
"Anchor, he's so arrogant, aren't you still a man?"
"Yes, split, the anchor has to really have the ability to split him directly!"
In the live broadcast room, everyone was opening their mouths to instigate, obviously, everyone didn't believe that Liu Mang could really strike thunder at a fixed point.
"Okay, you really think I'm hellokitty if the tiger doesn't wield? What's your name? is so sincere and sincere, I will be merciful to fulfill you, wait a minute, don't cry dad and call mother! ”
Liu Mang spoke, he was fed up, this person was quite annoying, and he was too J.8 arrogant, and he really thought that his bird was the same.
Seeing that Lao Tzu doesn't kill you, Liu Mang thought evil in his heart.
One of the most intolerable things for men is that others show off their diao with themselves, which Liu Mang absolutely can't bear!
"Lao Tzu's name is Zhang Dacang, and he lives at No. 689, Building 6, Sanlihe Garden, Xihai City, and begging for splitting."
The slut named Zhang Dacang replied arrogantly.
Zhang cannon? Nima, when I saw this name, Liu Mang was angry! Decided to clean up this guy well.
"Okay, you wait, don't cry later!"
Liu Mang spoke, and then quietly took out the Thunder God Bead from the storage compartment and pinched it in his hand, and communicated with the Thunder God Bead with his meaning: Lock Zhang Da Cannon at No. 689 Sanlihe Garden, Xihai City, for me.
He had done research on the few things he had acquired, and now he basically understood the purpose of each thing.
Soon there was a hint in the postscript: "Zhang Dacang, who has locked No. 689, Building 6, Sanlihe Garden, Xihai City, please continue to give orders." ”
"Ready for release." Liu Mangdao.
"The Thor Orb has been released, please continue to give orders."
"Aiming at the small trumpet of the cannon...... One millimeter in front, give Lao Tzu a split! ”
Liu Mang finally couldn't bear to directly chop off Zhang Dacang's little chatter, although this person was a little annoying to talk in the live broadcast room, but he and Liu Mang had no grievances after all, so Liu Mang couldn't bear to really do it.
"A millimeter in front of the small chirp that has been aimed at the cannon, the countdown to the release of the Thor Bead, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, lightning release."
Liu Mang carefully observed the Thunder God Bead in a released state, and saw that at this time, the Thunder God Bead actually emitted a black and purple light.
Immediately after, I saw a black-purple light burst out from the Thunder God Bead, and then quickly put it into the cloud under his feet.
At the same time, the originally clear sky of Sanlihe Garden in Xihai City was suddenly shrouded in a black cloud, and then the people nearby saw a huge lightning bolt chopping down from the black cloud and slashing straight at Building 6 in the community.
At this time, Zhang Dacang was chatting with netizens in Liu Mang's live broadcast room, and suddenly felt a chill down his spine, as if he felt that something bad was about to happen.
He shook his head and muttered, "SB anchor, it's still so heavenly, it's really a neurosis." ”
"Crackle!"
But as soon as he finished speaking, he saw a bright light suddenly flash in front of his eyes.
Then, with a loud "crackle", the stool under his ass was shattered by the light.
And then there was a "poof". Zhang Dacang fell to the ground, and a tingling sensation of pain and clicks spread throughout his body.
Zhang Dacang was shocked, and hurriedly looked down at his bottom, which almost frightened him, only to see that his thing and his balls were actually punctured by many broken bamboo sticks, and they were bleeding at the moment.
"Hmph, my subordinates have shown mercy, and they didn't directly split on your little twitter, otherwise you are a eunuch now, tell everyone what I have lied to everyone, tell the truth, or ......."
Liu Mang's voice came from the computer, and his expression was extremely stunning.
"Woo woo woo ......"
Zhang Dacang hurriedly got up from the ground, endured the pain on his body, walked to the computer and wrote tremblingly: "Anchor, you spare me, I swear to everyone, what the anchor said is true!" Anchor please, you let me go! I'll swipe all my money to you right now! ”
After Zhang Dacang finished writing, he directly sent this information, and then began to brush up the rocket for Liu Mang. [Cannon gives the anchor a rocket]
[Cannon gives the streamer a rocket +1]
[Cannon gives the streamer a rocket +2]
[Cannon gives the anchor a rocket +3]
……
[Cannon gives the streamer a rocket +10]
Zhang Dacang sent 10 rockets in a row, and then spoke: "Anchor, I'm sorry, I shouldn't not believe you, these rockets are regarded as my apologies to you, I'll go to the hospital now, otherwise I may be scrapped." ”
"I'll go, what's going on! 10 rockets in a row! It's amazing! ”
"A rocket is 500 soft girl coins, and those 10 are 5000 soft girl coins, my day, it's really fake!"
"Wait, I have an impression of this guy, fart and chat very briskly, but I remember that this guy has never rewarded people with rockets, and now there are 10 in a row, so it is really possible that the anchor's thing is true."
"Oh my God! It's really fake, it's really heavenly, and it can also thunder at a fixed point! ”
In the live broadcast room, everyone was shocked when they saw Zhang Dacang's speech and the behavior of brushing rockets, and began to doubt the authenticity of Liu Mang's words.
"Who else doesn't believe it and wants to taste the taste of thunder?"
Liu Mang said angrily.
He thinks that this group of people don't listen to what you tell them, and they have to be educated to know what is right and wrong.
"Hehe, anchor, it's better to say goodbye, can we change something else, split something else?"
"yes, split something else!"
Although the others still didn't want to believe it, no one dared to risk their lives, so they covered their crotches and spoke.
"Okay, meet you, you say, where to split?"
Because once this Thor Bead is used, even if it is only used once, the time of this charge is the same.
Therefore, in order to enhance his fame, next, Liu Mang hit two more thunderbolts according to everyone's requirements, and this time all the people in the live broadcast room believed what he said before.
Although this subverts many people's three views, the facts are in front of them, and they can't help but not believe that someone has really gone to heaven!
Curiosity is always the last thing that human beings lack, so immediately after, under the propaganda of these people who witnessed the miracle, the attention in the live broadcast room of Liu Mang's room began to increase.
[Mr. Zhu of Haixin Aquatic Products entered the live broadcast room. 】
[Flowers bloom in September and enter the live broadcast room. 】
[SDHSCB enters the live broadcast room.] 】
……
Then, various extremely expensive gifts began to appear in the live broadcast room.
[Good Ball 123 gives the anchor 100 fish balls 2 combos.] 】
[The invincible Quan Zhilong gave the anchor 100 combos. 】
[The baby elephant walking in the cold wind is presented to the anchor plane.] 】
……
Liu Mang was pleasantly surprised to find that not only did he reward and pay more attention, but his fans had changed from 400 at the beginning to 3200 now.
The momentum of fan growth is good, but at this time, Liu Mang chose to turn off the live broadcast, because he was about to go to Heaven to perform his duties!
The purpose of his live broadcast today has been achieved, and he believes that after such a trouble, more people will pay attention to his live broadcast room, and when the next live broadcast is held, more people should come over.
After all, the transmission capacity of the network is very huge, otherwise Heavenly Court would not have developed this Three Realms Live APP that can be interconnected with the Earth Live Platform!
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