Paris's Avenue Montaigne is home to most of the world's luxury brands, and there is a lot of traffic here, and many people can't afford to buy what they have in the storefronts. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Today's Avenue Montaigne, however, is different.

The endless stream of sights no longer existed, and the dense crowd gathered near a bank on the corner to watch.

More than a dozen police cars surrounded the entrance of the bank, the sound of sirens was incessant, and rows of heavily armed special police officers were staring at the entrance of the bank, and they would not hesitate to shoot at the slightest disturbance.

At the same time, the inside of the bank.

Two bandits with guns in their hands kept walking back and forth in the hall, their fierce eyes sweeping over the innocent civilians who were crouching or lying on their stomachs from time to time, and if anyone walked into the bank vault, they would find that there were four more bandits who were constantly loading money into several large travel bags.

No matter how you look at it, it's a standard picture of a bank robbery.

In the corner, Lu Yang hid behind a few tall Europeans, a pair of deep eyes through the cracks, looking around, everywhere he looked, almost all of them were civilians who had become hostages of robbers, some of them looked frightened, some closed their eyes and prayed, I have to say that anyone who encounters this situation will panic.

Okay, please leave Lu Yang out of the way, because he was really not scared at all, but showed an expression of interest.

Airplanes...... Airplanes......

The sound of the mobile phone vibrating suddenly sounded, and it was from Lu Yang's right pocket.

With a stirring body, Lu Yang quickly reached into his pocket, and with his familiarity with his mobile phone, he quickly turned the vibration to silent, and then subconsciously glanced at the two robbers who were patrolling.

This set of actions is tedious to say, but in fact, it takes less than a second from the beginning to the end, which is enough to see how fast Lu Yang's reaction ability is.

"I'm scared to death, I didn't find ......" Lu Yang looked at the robber who didn't react, and felt a little painful.

Only then did he remember that there were just some ordinary robbers in front of him, and the incessant sirens outside had already overwhelmed those robbers, how could he find the slightest vibration sound of the mobile phone?

"Hey, a little wind and grass make me nervous! This is an occupational disease! It seems that I was right to choose to retire, and it would be strange if I didn't have a nervous breakdown if I lived that kind of life for a few more years! Lu Yang sighed helplessly as he took out his mobile phone.

There is no number on the caller ID, just a row of asterisks.

“are_you_crazy?!”

Lu Yang's voice talking to himself attracted the attention of the people next to him, and he saw a European man turning his head and seeing Lu Yang who was fiddling with his mobile phone, his face was full of horror.

Since Lu Yang had an oriental face, the European man directly whispered in English if Lu Yang was crazy.

It's no wonder that a European man is like this, he really saw this kind of guy with a gun pointed at his head and a mobile phone for the first time! Although the European man used a question sentence, he had already given the answer in his heart - this guy is crazy!

Glancing at the European man, Lu Yang smiled slightly, put his left index finger in front of his mouth, made a silent gesture, and pressed the answer button with his right hand.

After the European man saw Lu Yang's movements clearly, his pupils instantly shrank, and his crotch was hot.

To be honest, he didn't want to pee, but he had to!

Because the oriental man next to him is not only playing with his mobile phone, but he is even going to answer the phone!

The European man really wanted to ask Lu Yang, do you know that we are being taken hostage by robbers now? Even if you don't like the way the robbers work, at least show the corresponding fear and give the robbers some basic respect, right?

"What does it smell like...... ...... vomit"

The urine comotion made Lu Yang almost vomit, and looked at the European man who peed his pants with disdain, and found that he was staring at him in horror, and even had signs of collapse, so he hurriedly smashed a knife into the back of his neck and smashed him directly into the faint.

"Tall and big, let's be out of business! I'm scared to pee, cowardly! If this doesn't stun you, you won't be scared to death for a while? ”

Lu Yang despised it fiercely in his heart, and then finally pressed the answer button on his mobile phone.

"Boss!"

As soon as the phone was connected, there was a roar with resentment, but fortunately, Lu Yang adjusted the volume of the mobile phone early, although the roar over there was very loud, it would not attract anyone's attention when it came here.

"Monkey, what are you roaring about? I'm not deaf! ”

Lu Yang whispered back angrily, his eyes still looking at the two robbers and the other hostages, as if robbing a bank was a very interesting thing for him, and then asked, "Why are you calling me?" ”

"What? What do you say? The monkey was still full of resentment, but his voice dropped considerably, and he said, "What do you mean by the letter you left?" What does it mean that you are retiring? What do we do when you retire? ”

"It's literal, retired." Lu Yang said lightly: "I'm going to go back to China to accompany my mother." ”

After a pause, Lu Yang continued: "As for you, what should you do if you love it, can you still starve to death without me?" You're already adults, please live on your own like an adult, OK? ”

"Adult, your sister! It's not a matter of adulthood, okay! On the phone, the monkey's voice raised an octave again and roared: "You are the boss of the picker, who will we listen to in the future?" ”

"Listen to your command, you will be the new boss in the future, how about it?" Lu Yang asked.

"Me?!" The monkey's angry voice immediately became joyful, and he laughed: "Did you hear it, the boss said, you will all obey my command in the future, I am the new boss!" ”

Obviously, the second half of the sentence was not said to Lu Yang, and with the second half of the monkey's sentence, there were faint sighs of disappointment, and it was obvious that other people were also there.

Lu Yang on the other side of the phone couldn't help but roll his eyes when he heard the voice, this Nima is a bad friend!

I thought that those guys were reluctant to retire easily, and they were even ready for a 3,000-word speech, but the focus they really cared about was who would take the boss's position!

"Bastard! It's all a pack of white-eyed wolves! I wish you won't be able to receive a single order in the future, and drink the northwest wind every day! ”

Lu Yang slandered viciously in his heart, and asked very unhappily, "Nothing else, right?" No I'm hanging! ”

"Wait a minute!" The monkey's voice came: "Boss, didn't you say to go back to China?" But I'm here to show you that you're obviously in France. ”

"In the past two days, Dior's summer new product launch, come and buy some gifts for my mother." Lu Yang was too lazy to communicate with these white-eyed wolves, and his speech became perfunctory.

"Oh, I see." The monkey's tone was full of understanding.

Lu Yang was about to hang up the phone when he heard this, but he heard the monkey ask again: "Boss, where are you?" I just wanted to ask, why is the siren so noisy? You're not going to make a fuss in France, are you? ”

Speaking of this, the monkey's tone became serious, and he slowly spoke: "Boss, as the new boss, I must remind you that you are no longer on an island in the open sea, and you must think twice before doing anything, and you can't do it by temperament." After returning to China, we must abide by the law, carry forward positive energy, and be a good young man who keeps in mind the eight honors and eight shames and contributes to the society......"

"If you don't shut your foul mouth again, believe it or not, I'll come back tomorrow and kick you to death?" A sentence that seemed to be a joke was a little gloomy by Lu Yang.

The monkey on the other side of the phone felt a chill on his back and closed his mouth instantly.

As the new boss, it stands to reason that he will be despised by others, but if you can look through the phone, you will find that the expressions of other people are not much better than monkeys, let alone contempt.

I have to say that even if Lu Yang retires, even if Lu Yang can't control them, they still maintain enough awe for Lu Yang.

The silence on the other side of the phone was clearly felt by Lu Yang, after so many years of birth and death, they have long been like brothers, but the respect they have given themselves has not decreased in the slightest, and it seems that those guys are not too white-eyed wolves.

Grinning, Lu Yang said with a little excitement: "Do you know why there is a siren?" Because I'm robbing a bank here! ”

"Cut! I thought something was wrong! What is a bank robbery? ”

"That is, which of the orders we have received is not bigger than the robbery of the bank?"

"Boss, you can't make yourself short-sighted just because you're retired!"

One after another ridicule came, and everyone except the monkey also spoke, and without the oppression in Lu Yang's previous voice, they began to relax one by one.

The monkey said helplessly: "Boss, did robbing the bank make you so excited?" ”

"I'm a hostage!" Lu Yang said.

"What?! Boss, are you a hostage? ”

"Oh my God, this world is crazy, isn't it? Our boss is a hostage, who will believe it? ”

"No wonder the boss is so excited, it's a fantasy to let you be a hostage!"

There was a chaotic voice on the phone, but it was quickly stopped by the monkey, and then said to Lu Yang with the same excitement: "Boss, I didn't expect you to have a hobby of cosplay!" Ha ha! ”

"You know a fart, it's rare to be a hostage, of course you have to have a good time." Lu Yang said.

The monkey agrees with this and says, "Then I won't bother you with cosplay, by the way, I have something to tell you." ”

"What's the matter?" Lu Yang held up his mobile phone to ask, and when he raised his eyes, he saw a mirror hanging at the far end of the bank, which happened to completely expose his deliberately hidden figure, and one of the robbers on patrol looked at him affectionately through the mirror.

"Damn! I called and they found out! Let's talk when you're free! Bye! ”

After Lu Yang finished speaking, he hung up the phone and put it back in his pocket, turned to the robber who found him, and saw that he was already holding a gun, and slowly paced in front of him.

"What kind of mirror is hanging in a broken bank? Neurotic, right? ”

Lu Yang scolded angrily and put the phone in his pocket, and then hurriedly raised his hands and showed a big bright smile to the robbers who came over.