"Why did you plan to let me do it?" Nezha protested in despair. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"What the Jade Emperor said, I am solely responsible, and I order you to carry it out." Jirojin took out a tablet from his wide sleeve cage and clicked on a web page.

He has recently become obsessed with online novels in the world, one is the fantasy novel "The Master Who Crawled Out of the Grave", the other is the Xianxia novel "Eternal Search", and the other is the two-dimensional novel "One Foot Superman", but unfortunately they are all being serialized, and they are not enjoyable at all.

"I said, Lord Zhenjun, good brother, can you let someone else do it?" Nezha's head is about to explode.

The projects in Erlang God's plan involve all the immortals that are not easy to mess with.

Xiantaoyuan used the imperial banquet, he had to report to the queen mother for approval, and he also had to curry favor with the little immortals in the imperial dining room.

As the saying goes, the king of Hades is good at seeing little ghosts, and the queen mother is estimated to write a report, and those guys in the imperial dining room will definitely not be able to pass without one hundred and eighty taels of silver.

It is easy to observe the heavenly court, but it is more difficult to make Chang'e dance than to ascend to the sky.

How did Nezha know that this was the bad of Erlang's divine envoy, specifically to take revenge on Chang'e's brothers and sisters, he used the gimmick of establishing a good image of Heavenly Court and launching the best image spokesperson of Heavenly Court, and deceived the Jade Emperor into agreeing to Chang'e dancing in the Moon Palace.

As for riding a royal horse, it is the best solution of all the projects.

Nezha couldn't shirk Erlang God's death order, so he could only start with a good talk, and his first destination was Huaguo Mountain.

Since Sun Dasheng returned to Huaguo Mountain from the world, he has been bored and relies on fishing by Huaguo Lake every day to pass the time.

I was really anxious, so I jumped directly into the lake to catch fish.

"Brother, little brother, I'm here for help." Nezha was taken to the lake by a small monkey, and shouted from afar.

"I don't have silver, I don't have a baby, I don't have a point, except for these three, the rest is easy to say." Sun Dasheng's "three noes" policy has been established since he came back from protecting Tang Seng to learn scriptures.

"Brother, that bastard of Erlang God came up with an idea to recruit rich people in the world to have a three-day luxury tour in heaven and earth, and one of the projects is to ride a royal horse, so I came to ask my brother for help." Nezha pulled Sun Dasheng's sleeve and wiped the sweat on his head.

"It's disgusting!" Sun Dasheng withdrew his sleeve and looked at Nezha with disgust: "Are you so obedient?" Just don't do it. ”

"It's not for the sake of my brother's face, it's like if something happens to you, brother, won't I run faster, little brother. Besides, I think it's been boring lately, and our brothers can take this opportunity to have fun. Nezha figured out Sun Dasheng's mind and said something exciting about patting Majia.

"It's also ha, I also think I need to find something to do, what other plans does he have?" Sun Dasheng's attention was slowly hooked by Nezha, and he took the initiative to ask.

"It's okay to say anything else, even if you let Chang'e dance and kill me, I won't persuade you to move, so it's better to let me dance." Nezha's face is full of bad luck, and he is angry with a woman, and he has no face than beating him ten times, and he can't raise his head for the rest of his life.

"Hey, this is better solved, call the third junior brother out of the horse, and a quasi-child will succeed." Sun Dasheng broke his vow, took out his mobile phone, and directly dialed Zhu Bajie's phone.

The two briefly communicated a few words, and settled the matter.

In the entire heavenly court, except for the Jade Emperor, only Zhu Bajie has the best relationship with Chang'e.

As for the imperial dining room, Sun Dasheng made another call to the Seven Fairies, and the Seven Fairies also agreed to it.

"Brother, you have so much energy, little brother admires it so much." Nezha is stupid, in his opinion, the big thing can be solved in just two phone calls here in Sun Dasheng.

"Silly brother, the really shrewd person is Erlang God's goods, and we are both tools to work for him." Sun Dasheng patted Nezha's shoulder, put away his fishing gear, and prepared to go to the sky with Nezha.

They are really as Sun Dasheng asserted, and they are tools for Erlang God to work.

When the two busy workers walked into the Zhenjun Mansion together, Erlang God, who had finished browsing the online novel, fell asleep on a chair, leaving a string of saliva on the corner of his mouth.

"I'm right." Sun Dasheng plucked a handful of monkey hair, put it in his mouth and blew it, and shouted softly: "Change." ”

Dozens of mosquitoes swarmed to Erlang God's side, launching a fierce attack on his face, neck, and hands, and the sound of "buzzing" could even be heard by Sun Dasheng and Nezha who were standing at the door, and the two of them laughed and shed tears.

"What the hell?" Jirojin was awakened by the call and kiss of mosquitoes, and his hands were whirrel above his head, trying to drive away the mosquitoes that were sticking to him.

"Don't move, it's all female mosquitoes, this is called a hundred phoenixes and dragons." Nezha sat steadily on the Taishi chair on the side and watched the wonderful performance of Erlang God.

"Let the female mosquitoes go to you." A breath of true qi came out of Erlangshen's palms, and he swirled left and right to push all the mosquitoes towards Nezha.

Nezha was unambiguous, his palms were protected in front of his chest, and the true qi in his body was stirred out from the palms, forming an arc-shaped ripple, and the two strands of true qi were scorched between the two, emitting a red light.

Dozens of mosquitoes turned into ashes in the red light, and a pungent smell of burning monkey hair wafted through the air.

"Beautiful, really beautiful, such a performance should entertain the tour group of the world, hehe," Sun Dasheng nodded on his toes, his body lightly landed on a table of eight immortals, half-squatting to watch the two of them fight, deliberately ignoring the pungent smell of monkey hair.

"Look at your size!" Erlang God and Nezha changed the direction of their palms at the same time, and together they faced Sun Dasheng with strength.

Sun Monkey had already prepared, and a harrier rolled over and landed on the Taishi chair beside them.

"Okay, if you don't play, tell me how the preparations are going?" Erlang God saw Sun Dasheng appear in his mansion and knew that the matter was already eight or nine days away.

Before designing these projects, he had secretly calculated which projects would be easy to implement and which ones would be implemented, and he would not bury himself in the pit he had dug anyway.

"We're all right here, how are you going to find these people who are willing to come and travel next?" Sun Dasheng was most curious about this, he couldn't figure out what whimsical ideas could be born in the head of Erlang Shen, a general.

However, this point, Erlang God has thought about it unexpectedly.

can sensational beauty in the world, of course he will not flow into the fields of outsiders.

The undertaker of the world is none other than Zuo Huangzhe.

He had already ordered the Bigboss system to send an email to Zuo Huangzhe's mailbox.

This email is strictly toxic.

This poison is not a network virus, but a virus called memory retrieval.

This kind of poison is a program virus that comes with the Heavenly Court Network, which can set up a mind obedience program for the person receiving the email in a short period of time.

When Zuo Huangzhe receives this email, he will recruit ten qualified candidates from all over the world in the name of the laboratory to start the three-day tour project in heaven and earth.

Of course, Erlang God will not reveal his relationship with Zuo Huangzhe, nor will he let Zuo Huangzhe become an alien in the eyes of humans.

In this project, ten people will receive hypnosis in the laboratory, and the research topic will be to recall, develop, and stimulate the potential of brain cells, and all of them will enter the heavenly court in a hypnotic state, and still retain this part of the memory after the hypnosis ends.

Of course, there is a secret that no one knows.

The reason why Erlang God made such a big move was actually just to invite one person to the heavenly court, and the rest of the people were foils.

Who could this person be?