Chapter 3: The Wolf and the Embarrassment
Di Sanniang helped her brush her hair, helped her hairpin, and explained, "There may be such behavior." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info you have to play the role of a daughter, you can't be rude. Whatever thou wilt do, thou shalt both of them do, and they shall be thy servants all day long, at thy command. ”
"Let's let the junior brother and Jiang Qu be the young master, and I will be the maid. I'm not going to lie, I'm afraid I'll be debunked all at once. Changsheng got up and thought of Yuan Zuo and Sima Luming and they swapped places, and Sanniang pulled her back.
Teach her, "It's not difficult to deceive people, didn't I teach you, the more you lie when you lie, the more you have to look at the other party's eyes as if nothing happened, and you can deceive others by deceiving yourself." If you want to stutter, take a deep breath and swallow your saliva. If you really don't have to, you just don't speak, just nod and shake your head. ”
Fu Yan reached into his clothes and grabbed it, "Don't teach her badly." ”
Di Sanniang scolded bitterly, "You have no conscience, I'm not doing this for you." If you don't want to do anything, you will pretend to be an uncle, but you will point fingers at me, believe it or not, I will just throw you out of the carriage. ”
Fu Yan adhered to the lesson that good men don't fight with women, and closed his mouth, Di Sanniang became more and more unpleasant, he kept grabbing it, and he didn't sit down, slapped his hand hard, pulled his hand out, and helped him tidy up his clothes, "It's really a cheap bone, even if you wear a dragon robe, you don't have the emperor's appearance." ”
Changsheng snickered, feeling that the master was not afraid of heaven and earth, not even Shen Ling's uncle, he was not afraid of ten sentences, but he seemed to be very afraid of Sanniang, and when Sanniang talked about him, he was like a quail, and he didn't dare to contradict a word. Fu Yan sneezed, and couldn't stand the heavy smell of fat powder on Sanniang's body.
"Changsheng, you lift the curtain."
"Oh." Changsheng lifted the cloth on the carriage window, she heard the gurgling water, it turned out that she had arrived at the Anxu River, the events at that time were still vivid, Jianwei escaped from the confinement here, I don't know how long the master's wine can get him drunk. If he wakes up early, I'm afraid he will start to turn the clouds and rain again.
"It's to Anxu River, right?" Fur asked.
Changsheng replied, "Yes." ”
Di Sanniang said, "After the goddess drowned here, everyone said that she was pretending to be a god and had no ability at all, but she was swaggering and cheating outside in the name of the dragon god, so the dragon god was angry." After the flood flooded the Dragon King Temple, each family paid for it and built another one. Sanniang pointed it out to them.
Changsheng looked at it, and really saw a small temple by the river, the scale was not larger than the previous one, but it was also the peak of incense, because the smoke could be seen billowing in the daytime, if Sanniang hadn't said it, she would have thought it was a fire. "But there are no dragons in the river anymore."
Di Sanniang smiled, "Silly girl, everything in this world is believed or not." ”
Changsheng said, "Then you won't throw the living into it again." ”
"Not yet, now it's just taking some roast pig, chicken and duck meat to the temple to worship, but it's hard to say whether it will throw live people into it after a long time. No one can say when another natural or man-made disaster will come. If you can't handle it yourself, you can only pray for the blessing of the gods. ”
Behind them, they caught up with a carriage and drove with them, driving two fifteen or sixteen-year-old boys, and the two figures gradually turned back into their bodies, and in front of the seat were a wolf and a whip, and a rein.
The curtain was lifted on the carriage opposite, and in it sat a hunchbacked, goosebumpy old man, grinning at them, revealing a mouth full of shining golden teeth.
The young man shouted, "The girl in the car is not for sale, my master travels everywhere to find some strange things to sell." If the girl in your car is sold, he can give you a good price and ensure that you can have no worries about food and clothing in the next life. ”
Sima Luming had a cold face, and before he could speak, Di Sanniang stuck her head out of the window and scolded, "Why don't you sell your father and mother, sell your ancestors for eighteen generations." You look like this, you really lack virtue in your previous life, please don't go out, if you have to go out, you will take a black cloth and cover your head to your feet. Are you trying to scare people to death in broad daylight, if my mother really would rather have a piece of roast pork, and the roast pork can be eaten with rice, you should have strangled you to death as soon as you landed. ”
The old man lowered the curtain and urged the two boys to hurry up. Di Sanniang still refused to give up, and roared loudly, "Do you think that the old lady who wears gold and silver is afraid of you, believe it or not, I will change all the silver on my body into copper coins and stone you to death one by one!" ”
"Therefore, it is better to offend a villain than a woman." ”
Di Sanniang grabbed Fu Yan's ears, "Say what you want to say out loud, the old lady's measure is very large, and she can be scolded." With that, he began to twist hard.
Jiang Qu said with a smile, "Uncle Shi is saying that Sanniang, you are not only beautiful as a flower, witty and virtuous, articulate and clever, you are really a rare strange woman." ”
Di Sanniang let go, "This is still like a human saying." ”
More than 20 carriages were parked outside the gate of Baijiazhuang, and the crowd in the courtyard was very lively.
The servants of the Bai family greeted them outside and helped other wealthy merchants carry the salutes on the carriage. One of the servants missed because the box was too heavy, and all the silver inside the box was poured out like flowing water, and Sanniang was dumbfounded.
"I know that the old man Bai must have invited others, but I don't know that I have invited so much, and I still look at the money in my pocket, are you really buying your silver?"
Jiang Qu brought a small stool, pretending to be a servant nodding and humbling, "Old lady, young lady, please." ”
He and Sima Luming had already calculated in their hearts, first, it was to grab the real money, second, that is, the people did not fight with the officials, he moved his father out and took it from the fox, and third, the above two would not work, so use their old methods, anyway, it is not the first time to do that chicken and dog thief.
Di Sanniang looked at whether there was anyone on the left and right, and said in a low voice, "I asked if you had brought enough silver." ”
Jiang Qu smiled hippiely, "It's really touching that Madame cares so much about the master." ”
"Whoever cares about him, even if he dies, it's none of my business." Di Sanniang pushed him away and stepped on the stool to get down. As a result, the road is narrow, and she meets the big gold tooth who offended her on the road.
When Changsheng saw the two teenagers hooking shoulders, he remembered a word, "Embarrassed." The two teenagers' ears moved, and they looked back at her, and exchanged ears. Di Sanniang thought that she was scolding the three masters and servants, and was about to give a thumbs up and praise her for being enlightened and scolding. saw the old man of the Bai family come out.
Di Sanniang immediately put on a smiling face and shouted delicately, "Bai Weng." ”
Jiang Qu shuddered, and kept listening to Di Sanniang scolding the owner of Baijiazhuang in the carriage, calling him a dead old man and a dead iron rooster, only to feel that Sanniang's change of face was breathtaking. And Sima Luming became more and more in tune with him, and said, "Why isn't it an old man?" ”