Chapter 23 Addressing the Formation of Dogs
The Roaring Heavenly Dog, in the eyes of Erlang God, is more than 99.99% of the existence of ghosts and gods. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Erlang God is the owner of the Howling Sky Dog who is wholeheartedly loyal.
Therefore, when Nezha explained his intentions, the roaring dog, who understood his master's intentions very well, arrogantly refused.
It doesn't just represent its own rejection, it also represents the god Erlang.
Besides, it has one of the biggest advantages, it is a brute, and no one can complain, if it has to complain, it can only be said that the level of that person is equivalent to that of a brute.
Therefore, Erlang God looked like a businessman: "I'm sorry for the two of you, the roaring dog is used by the nursing home in the house, and I am afraid that I am suspected of interfering in the official affairs of the noble government and earning extra money on this trip." ā
The reason for this refusal is high-sounding, and no god can find a reason to refute it.
The main animal is single-minded, and the world is invincible.
Nezha was ready to be angry and humiliated before he came, so in the face of Erlangshen's cold face, he prayed again and again: "In the past, Xiao Wang was young and vigorous, and he was offended, and I hope that Zhenjun will help Xiao Wang in the friendship of the same palace." Since then, he has turned hostility into jade silk, advancing and retreating with Zhenjun, and sharing life and death. ā
It's a pity that he has an identity and a background, and Miao Hong's Erlang God didn't listen to the explanation at all, and directly ordered the big housekeeper to send off the guests.
Although Nezha, who walked out of Erlangshen's mansion, was angry, after all, there were three other ways to rely on, and there was still some hope in his heart.
Before coming, he had already arranged according to the three methods provided by Zuo Huangzhe, and used all the available manpower to step up the search.
"My lord, let's go back." Nezha had already broken off the idea of begging Erlang God again, and he didn't believe that he would have no way out without that dog.
"That's it, third prince, let's go back first and see if there will be good news, and I'll contact that friend here and ask him if there is a good solution." Tai Bai Xing has a headache, Erlang God is a special existence, he can't be provoked, scolded, or disciplined, and no one dares to make him **** unwilling to do things.
After leaving the Erlang God Mansion, Tai Bai Xing sent a short message to Zuo Huangzhe again, explaining these situations and asking him to help come up with ideas again.
Zuo Huangzhe didn't know anything about this, so he had to ask his cousin again to explain the situation and ask for advice.
Of course, it took him more than two hours to extract five words from his cousin's thousands of words: Prepare for dogs.
Then, with a five-word title and a thousand-word essay on the back, he reasoned and analyzed the importance of adding police dogs to the prison, the necessity of using them in pursuit, and the irreplaceability of choosing a howling dog as a foreman.
Zuo Huangzhe believed that this proposal would satisfy both Erlang God and the Roaring Heavenly Dog.
Immediately afterward, he stood short too platinum star.
Tai Bai Xing was crazy with joy when he received this proposal, he thought that he was not stupid, and he never thought of this level of role for the dog.
This time, he didn't discuss with Nezha again, and personally revised and polished Zuo Huangzhe's paper, which turned it into a gorgeous piece and sent it directly to the Jinluan Treasure Palace.
After reading this recital, the Jade Emperor couldn't be more satisfied.
He has his nephew Erlang God, the guilt in his heart has not been eliminated for many years, as long as it is related to Erlang God, he has tried his best to promote, even if it is a dog in his family, the Jade Emperor also adheres to the concept of chicken dog ascending to heaven, and cares for it in every detail.
Therefore, the Jade Emperor Zhu pen for a while, wrote down a big quasi-two words.
The guards around him immediately sent this piece of music to the mansion of Jiro God.
Erlang God took this recital, swept it with big eyes, and he didn't see a word of praise that was universal, but a few specific numbers, which made him laugh.
Tai Bai Xing's recital in the name of Nezha reads: It is recommended that the prison set up a police dog team, and all police dogs have the right to select, assess, and reward the right to belong to the Roaring Heavenly Dog, and each police dog is equivalent to one tael of silver per day, and the Roaring Heavenly Dog is one hundred taels of silver per month, and the physical supply is equivalent to two taels of silver, and if there is no mistake within two years, the regular increase of the Dog is included in the annual financial plan of the Ministry of Internal Affairs.
"Hahaha, Nezha, count you as acquaintances!" Erlang God finally gained the upper hand in Nezha, and also gave his own roaring dog a good position.
He decided to take the Howling Dog to the scene himself.
At this time, it was almost an hour before the three pending prisoners came out of the prison.
The people and horses sent out kept sending news back to the Heavenly Court, but no trace was found in the east, west, north and south.
Nezha, who was standing outside the south gate of the imperial city, was about to lose his breath, and after another stick of incense, it would be the deadline issued by the Jade Emperor, and at that time, no one would be able to protect their father and son.
Once the first Heavenly Prison security accident that occurred in thousands of years leaked out, the number of hits on the Heavenly Court Network would instantly explode or even paralyze, the Jade Emperor's face would be irretrievable, and the image of the Imperial Court would suffer a serious blow.
"What to do? What to do? "Nezha is going crazy.
At this time, a vehicle loading and unloading garbage came from a distance, and a dozen meters away from them, they could smell the stench.
Nezha waved his hand, several guards blocked the road, and the garbage truck slowly stopped.
The leopard spirit driver jumped out of the cab, took out the cigarette in his pocket and handed it to the guard who stopped the car.
A few guards pushed away the cigarette and grabbed the car to climb up.
With a "buzz", the frightened flies flew up, and a large area of black pressure was pressed.
"Gross!" Several guards covered their mouths and jumped out of the car in disgust.
They don't want to inspect such a vehicle at all.
If there's rotten stuff on it, and there's white wriggling bugs, it's disgusting!
Nezha was also shaken.
He had never experienced this kind of thing, and he took it for granted that such a dirty car was full of flies, and no one would hide underneath, otherwise the flies would definitely not dare to fall on it.
He waved his hand and motioned for his men to let him go.
The leopard spirit driver made a gesture and prepared to get into the car.
"Woohoo!" A sharp cry came from far and near, and a black shadow as fast as lightning flashed from miles away.
It is the roaring dog brought by the god Jiro.
With an extremely keen sense of smell, it leaped to its feet, and its agile figure swept over the heads of several guards, standing firmly on the roof of the car, its two front paws digging down desperately, together with a more shrill and piercing bark, let everyone understand one thing, there was something strange in this car.
The leopard spirit driver, who was still relaxed just now, looked like ashes, climbed into the cab across a few steps, and started the car in an attempt to escape.
At this time, the whistling dog changed its target, and ran from the roof of the car to the cab, and got into it through the open window, and the two front paws were stubbornly on the leopard's shoulders, and a long scarlet tongue drooped out of the mouth, let out a "hiss" roar, and the leopard spirit fought in the cab.
Erlang God and Nezha commanded the guards to climb into the car, and after cleaning up a pile of garbage, they found three iron buckets hidden inside, each containing a prisoner to be convicted.
"Zhenjun, thank you for helping to eliminate disasters for our father and son." Nezha knelt in front of Erlang God with a "plop".
"The third prince is too happy, don't be too early, you see who is coming." Erlang God pointed to a few figures less than a mile away from them.