Chapter 1 Heavenly Court is looking for veteran drivers
Liu Mang, male, 25 years old, is an online salesperson in a private company. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
For this job, he doesn't like it, and he can even say that he hates it a little, the main reason is that the director Zhang Dacang (real name Zhang Dashan) above him is so annoying, and he always finds various reasons to criticize him and maliciously deduct his salary.
And this directly led to his girlfriend of 3 years last week, who finally couldn't stand to live this poor life with him and proposed to break up.
The reason for the incident was that Liu Mang, who was deducted from her salary because she wanted to buy an iPhone6s, happened to have not enough money, so his girlfriend broke up with him in a fit of anger.
Thinking of this Liu Mang is so uncomfortable, but once he falls out of love, he doesn't know when he will be able to get a new girlfriend.
After all, not all girls are like his ex-girlfriend, not to mention beautiful, but also blind.
Why do you say she's blind? Because even Liu Mang thinks that only a blind person will take a fancy to his moneyless little ** silk.
"Alas...... Sad. Liu Mang sat in his seat and sighed.
Zhang Xiaomei, whose desk was opposite Liu Mang, happened to walk to her place at this time, and after hearing Liu Mang's sigh, she spoke: "Hooligans, it's not right, yes...... Liu Mang, what's wrong with you, sighed early in the morning, I've been on leave for a week, are you out of love? ”
"Xiaomei, you call every time you call, can you not explain it specifically! Your explanation makes it even more permissive that you mean it. Liu Mang said helplessly when he heard this.
It's really homophonic and kills, for this name, Liu Mang doesn't know how many people have looked at it with strange eyes on the street.
The reason, of course, is that when you meet an acquaintance on the street, people usually greet him like this: "Ah! Liu Mang (hooligan), is that you? ”
Especially when they meet some bad friends, their greeting voice is simply roaring, so there are more people who look at Liu Mang with strange eyes.
Over time, when everyone called Liu Mang, they liked to call him a hooligan, and then changed it back to call it again after the meaning was wrong. This hurt Liu Mang very much, he didn't dare to say 100% that he was a decent man, but at least he couldn't get along with hooligans, right?
Well, if you say that when he was in school, he was tall and often stood behind his female classmates and secretly looked at people's breasts; Usually when I go to work, I see a female colleague wearing a short skirt, and I always like to drop the things in my hand on the ground when I pass by, and then when I squat down to pick up something, I like to raise my head and sneak a look at my female colleague Xiao Nene, who is also considered a hooligan, then you didn't say what I said in the paragraph above.
"Yes, my brother is out of love, or Xiaomei, you will obey me, be my girlfriend, and I will serve you comfortably." When Liu Mang heard this, he glanced at Zhang Xiaomei and joked.
To tell the truth, this Xiaomei is still very beautiful, with a slender and uniform figure, convex where it should be, and warped where it should be, a big wavy golden curly hair that shines dazzlingly, and her slender thighs are wearing a black ultra-short miniskirt today, showing a perfect figure.
Therefore, Zhang Xiaomei has also become one of Liu Mang's most hard-working colleagues who drop things when he passes by, if he didn't know that Zhang Xiaomei has a rich and handsome girlfriend, he might really have the courage to chase Zhang Xiaomei now.
"Don't make a fuss, is it really fake? Really out of love? Zhang Xiaomei put down her bag, stretched her head over, blinked her big eyes, and asked in disbelief.
Because Zhang Xiaomei was wearing a low-cut dress, Liu Mang's eyes glanced at Zhang Xiaomei's chest dishonestly.
Oh, so it's black temptation today? Liu Mang thought to himself, and then said, "Really, what are you lying to?" ”
"Look again, look at it again, gouge out your eyeballs, you deserve to fall out of love." Zhang Xiaomei saw Liu Mang's dishonest eyes staring at herself, hurriedly pressed her collar with her hand, dyed it back and continued to speak: "Your girlfriend is so beautiful that she can be with you for several years, obviously she is either stupid or blind, she will break up with you, have you done anything to be sorry for others?" ”
Zhang Xiaomei has seen Liu Mang's girlfriend, no, it should be her ex-girlfriend now, and she knows that Liu Mang's ex-girlfriend is very beautiful.
When Liu Mang heard this, he pursed his lips and said helplessly: "Alas...... It's not because of money, he met a rich man and ran away with someone. ”
"Uh...... You're really sad enough, it's okay, what's wrong with falling out of love, falling out of love will be your girlfriend dying on the battlefield. Zhang Xiaomei sat back in her seat and spoke.
"Is there anyone as comforting as you?" Liu Mang's head is full of black lines.
"Oh, then that's not it, little rascal, it's okay to fall out of love, why don't you sister accompany you tonight?" Zhang Xiaomei threw a wink at Liu Mang, and then said in an ambiguous tone.
"Good! All right! Although I don't have a lot of money, I must be thick. When Liu Mang heard this, his eyes flashed with excitement, and he was about to drip out.
"Okay, you stick your head over and give you a little reward in advance." Zhang Xiaomei saw Liu Mang's appearance, her eyes blinked, and she hooked her finger at Liu Mang, looking extremely seductive.
"Ahh
Liu Mang was stunned for a moment, could it be that he had come to work at the right time, did Zhang Xiaomei take a fancy to herself at this time? To reward yourself, is it to kiss yourself? Sure enough, the old ones don't go, the new ones don't come, it seems that being handsome does still have some effect, so Liu Mang stretched his head over with excitement.
"Ahh Why are you hitting me? ”
"It's okay, add a red buff to you to make you more brave at night."
"I%#@#*%"
"Hey, how about this reward?" Zhang Xiaomei raised her little fist and said triumphantly.
"Since ancient times, I can't keep my feelings, and I always have a routine to win people's hearts, what about the most basic trust between people?" Liu Mang covered his head with his hands and said to Zhang Xiaomei with tears streaming down his face.
"Okay, don't talk nonsense, the director is coming soon." Zhang Xiaomei spoke, sat down in her seat, and cleaned up her desk.
"Well, it's time for that bastard to come." Liu Mang also did a good job in his seat when he heard this, and he had to bow his head under the eaves.
He swore that if he did, he would pick up the folder on the table and smack it in the director's face, and then say loudly, "I'm not going to do it."
But now, he has to endure it, because he needs this job to support himself.
"Dididi" Liu Mang was in his seat, and when he was about to turn on the computer to work, his mobile phone rang, and the sound should be the prompt sound of the QQ message on the mobile phone.
"Damn, I almost forgot to turn off the mute." Liu Mang hurriedly picked up the mobile phone on the table, preparing to put the mobile phone on silent, otherwise the mobile phone would be deducted from his salary when he remembered that Zhang Dacang would find out later.
Liu Mang turned on his mobile phone, and sure enough, it was a prompt from the QQ group on his mobile phone, and he found that all his QQ groups had received messages.
However, what puzzled him was that the news displayed in these QQ groups was the same, at least the beginning he could see was [Tai Platinum Star: Heavenly Court is looking for a bus driver......
"Damn, what's going on? Is anyone spoofing? With doubts and curiosity in his heart, Liu Mang clicked on one of the QQ groups.
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PS: Novices on the road, ask for recommendations, collections, and members click to refuel the car!