Cheng Siwei shouted and stood up, after waiting for so many days, it can be regarded as a meeting for him. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info He blinked, as if he saw millions of bills running towards him, and even the dream tapir was a golden lump in his eyes. He hugged the tapir and kissed him vigorously on the cheek. "Lao Tzu is going to be rich!"

The dream tapir was very speechless about Cheng Siwei's behavior. He really didn't understand why Cheng Siwei was so obsessed with money. Cheng Siwei let go of the dream tapir, sat down in front of the computer, and seriously replied to too many missed words in the gang channel.

[Gang] eyebrows: Ouch, congratulations on missing the big brother.

I missed too much to pursue Qingyan for a long time, and finally succeeded with the ingredient of being seer. After all, not everyone can be with Qingyan. Whether or not you can have a relationship with Qingyan is already the standard for the men in the server to measure whether a person is a trench.

[Gang] missed too much: that wasn't it. I think that for this green smoke back then, my brother and I have worked hard. Alas, I want to say, this beautiful woman should take Joe.

[Gang] missed too much: You guys, just wait for my brother's good news, and my brother will definitely post a live broadcast for you when the time comes.

[Gang] eyebrows are like silk: People don't want to watch my brother's live broadcast, I want to see my brother's majesty with my own eyes. I heard that Sister Qingyan is super beautiful, and the brother who got the Qingyan must be very handsome.

From ancient times to the present, no man can be indifferent to the praise of soft and cute girls. I missed too much, and I was obviously in a good mood, and I passed by such an unreasonable request as Mei Rusi. Although he was now completely flustered, his sanity had not disappeared. On the contrary, he is a little resistant to this eyebrow, probably because of the human instinct to not want others to touch his privacy.

[Gang] missed too much: Brother, I am very handsome, but it has not reached the level of earth-shattering. Little sister, you are just waiting for my brother and me to show your strength at home.

After saying this, he stopped talking after missing too much, but bought a large number of 999 bouquets of roses from the mall and gave them to Qingyan. For a while, the entire computer game interface was swiped by too many missed system messages to send flowers.

【System】I missed too much and gave Qingyan 999 roses, and prayed to God, wishing that the friendship between the two would last forever.

【System】I missed too much and gave Qingyan 999 roses, and prayed to God, wishing that the friendship between the two would last forever.

【System】I missed too much and gave Qingyan 999 roses, and prayed to God, wishing that the friendship between the two would last forever.

【System】I missed too much and gave Qingyan 999 roses, and prayed to God, wishing that the friendship between the two would last forever.

……

Cheng Siwei was so angry that his teeth itched, he gritted his teeth and looked at the big red roses that exploded on the screen and the rose petals scattered everywhere, and his eyes were red. "This damn rich man." You must know that a bouquet of 999 roses is 999 yuan. Cheng Siwei deliberately counted, and in ten minutes, this man who was called too much missed gave out 20 bouquets of roses from 999 alone.

"This is the trench, see?" Cheng Siwei said to the dream tapir bitterly: "If only I were so rich." ”

The dream tapir tilted its head, not quite understanding the worldview of humans. These vanities, invisible vanities, are something it does not understand. It only knows that it was born only to eat human nightmares, or to restore the contents of nightmares if necessary.

"Young master, won't the old men save him?"

"Save! Why not save?! That's a lot of money. Cheng Siwei said and turned to the computer again, whispering that he missed too much.

[Secret Language] eyebrows: If my brother thinks it's dangerous, call me~ My phone number 13112345678. Mua~

After typing this sentence, Cheng Siwei leaned back and pressed his left hand between his eyebrows. "Little Dream Tapir come over and give your young master a shoulder beat."

Dream tapir 100,000 were unwilling, but they had to beat Cheng Siwei's back.

"It's so good, it's so comfortable." Cheng Siwei tilted his head back, staring at the ceiling of Hong Chen's house in a daze. He and the dream tapir fell directly through the ceiling, but now there is not even a hole in the ceiling. He tilted his head, and the dream tapir had a human child's face that had not yet opened, and the flesh was very cute. He stretched out his hand and couldn't help pinching the face of the dream tapir, he pinched and pinched, and as soon as his hand was released, he actually fell asleep.

Hong Chen kept waving his arms in the water and calling for help. He didn't want to give his life to a place he didn't know how to live in. He didn't know that he was the one who made Qingyan angry, and originally said that he would treat him well, but as soon as he turned his head, he changed his face and threw him into the lake. Women are so fickle.

"Hey, hey!" Someone slapped Hong Chen hard in the face. "You ****** so desperate that you ran into the middle of the road and sprinkled it. If you want to touch porcelain, you have to choose a safe place, right? Or are you insane? ”

Hong Chen opened his eyes suddenly, startled. I don't know when he sat in the middle of the road, surrounded by a steady stream of traffic, because of him, there were already acute drivers desperately honking their horns, and the whole road was full of "tick tick" sounds. Hong Chen hurriedly stood up and bowed as he walked towards the road. "I'm sorry, guys. It's me who is bad, it's me who is not good. ”

", Spicy Neuro Next Door!" When a man saw Hong Chen, he couldn't help but stretch out his head and scold. The woman in the passenger seat pulled him in horror and motioned for him not to speak. The man shook off the woman's hand and wanted to continue scolding. I heard the woman ask, "Have you seen where he came from?" Others couldn't see it, but she could see it clearly, Hong Chen came out of the dirt little by little, and then half lay in the middle of the road.

The man was stunned, and he really couldn't remember how Hong Chen got onto the road. The woman pointed to the dash cam, the man's face instantly turned white, he slammed the accelerator, and the car rushed out like an arrow off the string. It led to another scolding. ", what about reincarnation?"

Hong Chen raised his eyes and looked around, and the traffic police brigade was at the corner on the right. Thinking that since he came, he would go and have a look, and as soon as he walked into the door of the brigade, he met the captain. The two of them looked at each other, and the scene was very funny.

"Uh, hello Captain."

The captain patted Hongchen on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Young man, I sympathize with you for falling out of love, but as a man, you must put your career first." Your casual and undisciplined behavior of continuing to go to work when you want to go to work has seriously affected the morale of the team. Young man, listen to my advice, there will be bread, and there will be love. After saying that, he shook his head and left.

Hong Chen scratched his head inexplicably, not knowing which one the captain sang. In the traffic police team, colleagues who were familiar with Hong Chen squeezed their eyebrows at him. "Okay, Orange, the captain is starting to worry about your life."

"What the hell is this?"

"You don't know. The news of your broken love has long spread throughout the public security system, and now everyone knows that you deliberately took leave to heal in order to avoid emotional injuries. I've heard that your old leaders are very concerned. ”

Hong Chen was stunned when he heard this. "Who gave me leave?"

"Cheng Siwei, who else."

The tapir stood up and looked out the window alertly. Night has fallen, some humans have fallen asleep, and more humans are starting their nightlife. He walked to the window, opened it, and in the gentle night breeze, there was a wisp of familiar fragrance coming from the wind. The scent was familiar to him, the smell of dreams. Dreams are both sweet dreams and nightmares, and nightmares are his food. His nose twitched, and he jumped out of the window to follow the dream that smelled the most delicious.

The night fog gets thicker and thicker, and the smell of nightmares is within reach. The tapir stopped and looked around. There was not only a strong smell of nightmares, but also more flavors that he was unfamiliar with. He clutched the yellow talisman that Cheng Ju'an had given him when he was about to leave the door, and when he was sure that he couldn't wait for anyone, he cautiously stepped on the ground under his feet. The fog seemed to have no end, and the tapirs walking in the fog twitched their noses restlessly, and the thick fog hid the rancid smell of a large number of dead bodies. He regretted his recklessness a little, even if Cheng Siwei was a second ancestor who didn't learn and didn't know how to do it, he could give him courage. The dream tapir turned around, and the woman's "giggle" laughter could be heard in the thick fog.

"Why are you leaving?"

The dream tapir paused, thought for a moment, and continued to return the same way. The fog seemed to envelop everything in the world. The tapir opened its mouth and shouted, and a sharp voice came from the tapir's mouth, and everywhere it went, the fog turned into wisps of white smoke and dissipated. At the end of the fog was a woman sitting precariously. The woman was surprised to see the dream tapir.

"Yo, it's not bad." Dream tapir hangs and whistles locally. "But compared to the young master of Lao Tzu's family, it is still a little bit worse."

"My face stole from your young master, where do you say it can be?" The woman's eyes are like silk, and she seems to be careless on the surface but secretly wary. "You're too young to be my opponent, let your master come."

The dream tapir squinted at the woman. "You? The master of Lao Tzu's family? You have stolen other people's faces and other people's names, why do you think that Lao Tzu is not your opponent? The dream tapir said and transformed into its original form and rushed towards the woman.

The woman smiled, flashed slightly when the dream tapir came to her, and looked at the dream tapir in the air, and the woman laughed. "It is said that the dream tapir is the nemesis of nightmares, and this is true. Even if you're a little guy, I'm surprised to see you for the first time. But you are really no match for me. ”

The woman said, slashing at the tapir's head with one palm. The dream tapir responded and lay on the ground. The woman stomped on the dream tapir proudly. "It's said that the coffin shop is amazing, but the result is not enough."

"Oh, yes?" A languid voice came low from above the woman's head.

"Who, who's where?"

"Why don't you look up. Or are you scared? Little girl? ”

"Humph!" Not to be outdone, the woman looked up. A beautiful young man leaned on a branch as thin as a finger on one leg, and his clothes fluttered. "Who are you?"

The young man looked at the dream tapir that the woman trampled on. "His essence."

The woman looked at her feet suspiciously, only to see that the dream tapir that she had stepped on under her feet was gone, replaced by a pool of clear water. The woman was startled and wanted to jump, but she was shocked to find that her feet were firmly glued to the ground.

"Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you that the pool of water under your feet is Lao Tzu's saliva. Sticky. The adult tapir snorted as he spoke. "It's a shame to spit so much at once."

When the woman heard this, she was so disgusted that she was about to vomit. Her iron-blue face was no longer as calm as before. The dream tapir jumped off the branch and posed for what he thought was handsome. He came to the woman's side and patted her on the cheek. "Lao Tzu, I pity the jade very much, but it's a pity that you don't have long eyes and provoke the young master of Lao Tzu's family."

The woman's eyes widened angrily, she smiled at the tapir, squatted down, took off her shoes, and escaped from the so-called tapir's saliva. The dream tapir saw it and shook his head. The woman didn't know why, and she didn't dare to act rashly. The dream tapir smiled evilly. "Did Lao Tzu tell you that the reason why Lao Tzu looks like a child is because he has been sealed with the ability, and once he fights, the seal will be automatically lifted."

The woman shook her head in horror, she was nothing more than a nightmare made of human nightmares, not a match for the dream tapir at all. The reason why she said so much was just to stall for time. She folded her hands together and chanted a mantra in her mouth. "Up!" The gray fog instantly filled again. The woman took advantage of the cover of the thick fog and waited for an opportunity to leave.

The adult dream tapir sneered: "The donkey skills are poor!" ”

Not how long he slept, Cheng Siwei was awakened by the ringtone of the mobile phone text message, he grabbed the mobile phone, and it was a text message from an unknown number.

"Lethe Hotel No. 408"

Blinking, I still can't understand what the message is trying to convey. Glancing at the computer, I remembered that I missed too much and said that I wanted to post live encounters. He refreshed the forum, and the gossip and grievance administrator placed it at the top was that there were too many missed posts. He clicked on it and saw that the content of the post was nothing more than missing too much, how to describe the beauty of Qingyan with weak and pale words. Below the post, there were a bunch of replies shouting "no picture, no truth". Cheng Siwei didn't know which tendon was wrong, so he took out the photo he secretly took when Cheng Ju'an was not paying attention from his mobile phone and uploaded it. wantonly proclaims the beauty of Chengjuan.

109 floors of sunny days

{Photos} {Photo} asked the landlord, who is more beautiful, my sister or Qingyan?

The whole post exploded.

110 floors of cat-loving fish

Wow, upstairs, do you lack a brother-in-law?

111 floors with a face of throttle

Upstairs upstairs, don't steal my wife's picture.

……

1015 floors of the North Country

The sister of 109 was shocked.

The post was initiated by Cheng Siwei, all of them were crooked, and no one cared about what was posted too much, including the sentence "Help me." ”

Cheng Siwei was completely immersed in the huge sense of vanity that Cheng Ju'an brought him, and for the first time he felt that it was good to have a beautiful and extraordinary sister, at least he could help him pretend.

When the adult dream tapir returned to Hongchen's house, Cheng Siwei looked like he was grinning stupidly. The tapir slapped him in the face. "Young master, do you still want to solve the case?"

Cheng Siwei put away his stupid smile and nodded solemnly. "It's going to be broken!"

"Then go with Lao Tzu!" Dream Tapir didn't care about Cheng Siwei's reaction, grabbed Cheng Siwei and left. "Lao Tzu concluded that the case that the young master wants to solve must have something to do with that nightmare."

Cheng Siwei hugged the waist of the dream tapir. "You're a demon, I'm human. It's okay for you to jump off the building, but it's okay for me to jump off the building. ”

Dream tapir slapped Cheng Siwei on the top of his head. "With Lao Tzu here, what are you afraid of!"

The "beep" SMS ringtone rings again, and it is a text message with only the word "9" written on it. Cheng Siwei frowned and handed the phone to the dream tapir. "Go to this place, I suspect that this 9 is what it means to save."

As soon as his feet hit the ground, Cheng Siwei went straight to room 408, and when he came to the door of the room, Cheng Siwei kicked the door open with great momentum.

"What are you doing?"