Chapter 2 The big knife slaughters the thief's head
After dragging the unconscious Zhao Benshan for two days and two nights, the Berserk Girl Mercenary Group finally arrived at the nearest mercenary guild. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 Of course, it is impossible for Zhao Benshan to be in a coma for so long, but every time he wakes up, he will be ruthlessly knocked unconscious, so when he was handed over to the Mercenary Guild, this old liar burst into tears, holding the hand of the clerk of the Mercenary Guild, more excited than seeing his relatives, and finally no longer had to be devastated by that group of women!
“…… G, F, E, D, ......" The head of the regiment sat on the stone steps outside the gate of the mercenary guild, holding the mercenary level card in his hand and kept counting, after working hard for more than a year, now they are only a D-level mercenary group.
"Snow Lotus! Why don't you go in? Aren't you the one who likes to receive money the most? Ah Cao came over and sat down beside her.
"Don't!" Captain Snow Lotus pouted. She likes to receive money, but ...... There are only a few three gold coins. And while receiving three gold coins, the box of gold they had worked so hard to get back had to be handed over! Woowoo...... Sesame said it was the money that the Toto people were cheated out of!
"Good boy! As long as we work hard, we will soon have a lot of gold! Looking at Xuelian's complaining expression, Ah Cao immediately knew her thoughts and doted on her into her arms.
"Yes. But...... Why do we want to be mercenaries? I think it's freer to be a bandit. Snow Lotus sighed. If she had been a robber, the crate of gold would have been lying in her arms by now.
"Sesame said that with the survival of the five of us, it doesn't matter if we are robbers or mercenaries, anyway, no one can control us if the north is so chaotic. But...... Now that we are no longer alone, there is still a large group of people waiting for us to protect, so mercenaries are the best way out. Think about it, there are so many strong people in the mainland, if our robbers are too famous, it is easy to make enemies. Mercenaries are different, mercenaries are needed everywhere on the mainland, although we can't form any large mercenary groups, but at least we can live in peace, and those who are protected by us can also live in peace, and they will no longer be attacked for no reason! Ahcao said.
"I know." Snow Lotus nodded. She's just whining. A year ago, their bandit group was almost wiped out, and the danger of banditry should not be underestimated.
At this time, Sesame and the other two members came out of the guild, and Sesame shook the money bag in his hand, making the gold coins in it make a pleasant jingle sound, and then shouted excitedly: "Woman, we have money!" Let's go for a big meal! ”
"Good !!" Snow Lotus likes money first, and her second favorite is eating.
Five women marched out into the streets. It's also a big city, and even though it's snowing, the streets are still full of pedestrians.
"Luo Shi, do you need to buy some medicine?" Sesame asked. She is the deputy head of the mercenary group and the chancellor of the exchequer.
"No need. Many herbs can be picked on the roadside. The pink-haired girl shook her head. Her name is Luo Shi, and she is the doctor in the regiment, and her combat effectiveness is the lowest. The two large knives in his hand are actually used to cut various herbs. Her pink hair turned pink after trying her new medicine.
"I'm going to buy toys, I'm going to buy toys!" The girl with her hair tied up raised her hand to answer. Her name is Feng'er, an elf and human hybrid, and she has a pair of beautiful wings, but she usually hides them. She is the pathfinder of the regiment and the minister of air raids.
"No! Do you think you're a three-year-old? Snow Lotus roared. She is the leader of the Berserker Girl Mercenary Regiment. Super little money fan, obviously older than everyone, but with a baby face, coupled with a short figure, she is a thirteen or fourteen-year-old little girl, and no one will doubt it. Therefore, in addition to her position as the head of the regiment, she also took care of the task of stealing, kidnapping, slippery, and pretending to be a little Lori to deceive the food and fruits.
"My mace needs to be resharpened...... Ask for a gold coin. Ah Cao said with some hesitation. Her full name is Orchid Grass, she is the main vanguard in the regiment, with the strongest combat effectiveness, and is the most loyal and supportive to the regiment commander Snow Lotus. She is an introvert, rarely speaks, and is the tallest, with one-eighth of her giant blood making her extremely powerful and defensive.
"Oh, Ah Cao, it's not me who said you, every time you start, you don't have any measure, you say several times to let you tap and tap, you just can't master the strength. Although I'm not like a woman who is obsessed with money, I always want to make money, but we run such a big mercenary group, and everyone eats and drinks everywhere, so you can't say I'm stingy! In my opinion, if you can make do with it, just find a random stone on the side of the road and grind it. Sesame began to babble like a menopausal mother.
“…… Good. Ah Cao didn't argue.
"Grass !!" The head of the wealth fan group blinked his eyes and tugged at the corner of the orchid grass pitifully.
"Uh......" Ah Cao struggled inwardly for a moment, and then spoke: "Sesame, look...... Give me a gold coin. At least sharpen the mace. ”
"Oh well. Let's find a blacksmith shop, sharpen the mace and go to dinner. Sesame agreed.
"Grass !!" The head of the financial fan group is making eyes again. It turned out that she wanted money, not Orchid Grass for money!
"Uh...... Sesame, you go to dinner first, give me the money, and I'll go find the blacksmith myself. Ah Cao said helplessly.
"Nope." Sesame didn't change its mind in the slightest.
"Grass !!" The head of the financial fan group still didn't give up and begged quietly.
"Woman! If you haven't hit you for a day, are you itching again! Sesame finally couldn't bear it anymore, and a blast of corn fell on Snow Lotus's head.
"It hurts!" Snow Lotus rubbed her head. She finally understood why she used to be so smart, with ideals and ambitions, but in recent years she has become lazy and stupid.
"This money is ours, and ours is yours. Can you please stop thinking about it? So happy to put gold coins on yourself? Sesame couldn't figure out what the psychology of a person who loves money was, but she still handed the money bag to Xuelian.
"Thank you, Sesame!" Xue Lian smiled and bent her eyes.
However, the change happened at this moment, just as Xue Lian was about to take the money bag from Sesame's hand, a figure flew by, and disappeared with a "boom". Along with the figure, there was also the money bag in Sesame's hand.
"Ahh Snow Lotus wailed on the spot. The others had already chased after them.
"Feng'er, you fly to the sky and see where that thief has gone." Sesame exclaimed.
"Good!" Feng'er leaped forward, her transparent and dreamy wings stretched out, and her wings flapped and flew forward like arrows. Pedestrians on the street looked up in amazement at this legendary scene, after all, there are very few races on the mainland that can fly.
The thief should have been unlucky, thinking that he would be able to escape smoothly after snatching things with his scuds. But this time he robbed a group of tough women, a group of absolutely unreasonable women! When he turned into a remote corner and was about to count his dirt, he found two smiling women (Snow Lotus and Sesame) standing in front of him, the situation was not good, run away! This thought flashed through the thief's heart, and he turned around to run, but tragically found that there were three women (Orchid Grass, Luo Shi, Feng'er) standing behind him with their hands on their hips and angry hair! All five members of the Berserk Girl mercenary group have arrived!
So far, there is only one fight! The thief went out and picked a girl who seemed to be the thinnest! He was looking for Feng'er, but obviously he was looking for the wrong object, the magical power of the elves was not something ordinary people could match, Feng'er flashed the attack, and his hands cut horizontally to the thief's waist, "Ah-" The thief wilted in just one moment.
"You bear child, you don't have the slightest ability to learn to rob people for money! Do you know what my aunt and grandmother used to do? My aunt used to be a robber! Snow Lotus snatched back her lost money bag.
"Look at your young age, why don't you learn well!" Sesame walked over and popped millet indiscriminately.
"Grandma spares her life!" The thief begged for mercy with a pitiful expression. He knew that there was no royal law here, and the losing side would end up miserable, miserable!
"Spare your life? If we really want to kill you, do you think you're still standing here? Sesame slowly rolled up her sleeves, thinking about how to make this poor worm that had been sent to her door.
"Hand over all the money! We'll let you go. Xue Lian only remembered money in her heart.
"Good!" The thief immediately rummaged through his whole body, took out all kinds of money bags, all kinds of fine products, it seems that he has gained a good harvest!
"That's a lot of money! You, a bear child, are obviously richer than us, and you still want to rob us of three gold coins. Xue Lian kept pouring out the coins in the money bag, she only needed money, and the money bag stolen by the thief could not be taken, in case she was bumped into by the owner, wouldn't it be another fight!
What the!? There are only three gold coins in that seemingly bulging money bag!? The thief is dumbfounded, it's a big loss today. But don't worry about money now, it's important to save your life.
"Heroines, ladies and gentlemen! You also took the money, can you let the little one go? The thief asked weakly.
"What do you say?" Sesame's eyes glowed with coldness, and the thief was repeatedly looked at from top to bottom.
Forehead? The thief broke out in a cold sweat, he won't come to rob money, right? Although he is engaged in the unpopular profession of stealing money and stealing bags, he is handsome and white and eye-catching.
"Where is your home?" Xuelian asked.
......The thief was frightened, did he want to go to his house and rape him and then kill him?
"Say it! Otherwise, you look good! Feng'er elbowed the thief in the back.
"I say, I say!" The thief was about to cry out in pain. He just didn't understand how this thin girl could have so much strength. In fact, Feng'er's strength is average, if you let the orchid grass shoot, I am afraid that the thief will have to break several bones.
"Take us there!" Snow Lotus is excited.
"......" The thief was speechless and cried, could it be that he had stolen things for so long, and he was going to be innocent today? But in the face of five women who are obviously better than himself, does he still have the right to say no? It's clear that there isn't!
So the five women carried a man out into the street, and after being fully watched by passers-by, they came to the thief's house. Seeing the thief's rich and solid home, the five of them laughed and trembled, and looted all the valuable things in the thief's tearful eyes! At the end, he patted the thief on the shoulder comfortingly: "Bear child, see more clearly when you grab things in the future, don't grab some characters who are better than yourself!" This time I just lost a small fortune, and next time I may not even have a small life! ”
Woowoowoo...... Is it a small fortune? That's the savings he's had since he entered the industry! The thief hugged the doorpost of his house, looked at the back of the five women and cried bitterly, and scolded fiercely in his heart: You female robbers!!
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After knocking the thief a lot of money, the Berserk Girl mercenary group has money, and can live in the best restaurant, charter the largest room, and eat the most expensive meals! The five of them chartered the largest bathhouse in the city, soaked comfortably in the beauty soup, and tonight was destined to be a happy sleepless night!
"Wow!! It was so comfortable! If one of these thieves comes every day and robs us of our money, we'll soon have a lot of money! Snow Lotus fantasized.
"Wake up, stop dreaming! Rest tonight, we have a new mission tomorrow. "Sesame is a vicious tone with a vicious popping millet.
"Deputy Commander, won't you, be so positive?" Feng'er complained that she wanted to enjoy it for a few more days.
"We took this mission when we left the guild, and we didn't know we were lucky enough to run into a thief." Rosch explained. At that time, she had just received three gold coins, and Sesame said that the three gold coins couldn't withstand the head of the regiment to eat, so she immediately went to take on a new task.
"I wish there would be thieves stealing my money every day......" Xue Lian muttered.
"What is the mission?" Orchid grass asked.
"Go and catch the golden carp in the sclerophyl forest. It seems that the mother of the Toto man is sick and needs the golden carp as a medicine. The commission is five gold coins. Sesame said.
"I don't want it! It's so cold in the sclerophyl forest! The leaves are frozen hard, so it's called the sclerophyll forest! Moreover, the bottomless lake where the golden carp is located is in the interior of the forest, which is deep and icy, and it is very laborious. Snow Lotus shook her head violently.
"It's because the task is difficult, the commission is small, the small mercenary group is not capable of completing it, and the big mercenary group is disdainful, so it is our turn. Don't pick and choose! Sesame said. Although they are D-class mercenary groups, let alone the north, even the women of the entire continent are deeply oppressed because of their weakness, even if they are excellent and invincible, they cannot be on an equal footing with men, and the clerks of the mercenary guild will not leave them with good tasks, they will arrange these tasks that are difficult to pay and little for them, just waiting to see their jokes.
"Okay, okay! Sesame, don't be angry. We'll leave early tomorrow, and I'll listen to you. Xue Lian knew that Sesame Nest was on fire, and coaxed softly.
"Humph!" Sesame put aside her face and ignored it, but her heart was angry.
"Commander !!" At this time, Rosch screamed, and everyone else was startled.
"What?" Xue Lian, who had just done something unfortunate, turned back sweetly.
"How many times have I said that you are not allowed to fart in the bath, how unhygienic it is!!" Luo Shi's forehead was bruised.
"What? How dare you woman fart in the bathwater!? "Sesame's rare good mood is gone, pop millet, pop millet, pop millet again!
"Commander, why do you !! like this every time" The wind hurried away.
"......" Orchid Grass just smiled dotingly.
"Yay? Do I have one? I didn't! Xue Lian refused to admit it.
"Dare to say no, what's going on with this string of bubbles? Come on, you're still here......" Rosch pointed to a string of bubbles rising from behind a woman without a figure.
"That's my skin breathing!" A certain shameless head forcefully dismissed.
"I know you'll be cunning, I've already told Rosch to add medicine to the water, and whoever dares to fart in the water will turn her ass red! Cock your ass and we'll see! Sesame ordered.
"I don't want it! You bully! The culprit ducked to the corner of the pool.
"Don't want to run! Rosch, you block the left; Wind, you stand on the right; Ah Cao, you dodge, don't cover her! I don't believe that your woman's ass is still white!! "Sesame will not let her go.
"Help!!"
The sound of ping-pong in the bathroom kept coming, and the screams of Snow Lotus echoed around.